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Ren's feminine diary of absurd femininin ( how do you stop spelling this?!?!)inininity…
Dear diary,
Today I felt extremely feminine for no reason. I don't know what possessed me to do this but I stole one of Tamao's dresses and some of her underwear (4s: o.0 very disturbing ne?) and wore them for most of the day (Anna forced me to take them off in front of everybody and then she made me stand in front of the inn's gates in Tamao's underwear holding a sign that read 'Poke me I'm ')
Last night I dreamt I was the ruler of the world. It was great! I was 'The Big Hair' and everyone was scared of me and my hair. I got to make the Ainu Baka bow down to me! It was awesome, until Anna slapped me and woke me up and then I began to feel feminine.
Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die, Anna must die and did I mention that Anna must die? I did? O.k.
Farewell diary
Ren Sama
Tamao's book type thing-a-ma-bob (p.s that's a technical term!)
Dear diary,
Today I baked Yoh-kun a 9 layer orange cake. He grabbed it, ran off and I haven't seen him or Lady Anna at all. I asked Horo-kun if he had seen them and he said "Nope. Maybe he's getting laid." He burst out laughing and nearly choked.
The reason why I baked Yoh-kun a 9 layer orange cake was this, I dreamt (4s: don't mention this word in your review (if you review) or I will send my stick insects to kill you…) that I was a magical fairy with special powers that made everybody happy! I gave Lady Anna a punching bag shaped like Ren-kun's head, I gave Ren-kun a punching bag shaped like Lady Anna's head, I gave Horo a hooge bag full of pranks and I gave Chocolurve a joke book.
The only person who was unhappy was my Yoh-kun (that's right Anna, you b, he's all mine!!!) I woke up and thought my dream was real (4s: cough delusional cough) so I baked Yoh-kun a hooge cake
Umm…. At least he's happy?
Bye!!
Yoh's gal 4eva (a.k.a Tamao)
Chocolurve's book of terrible puns
Dear Larry,
Today I feel like writing down millions of bad puns. Please don't complain, a good pun is its own reword!!
1. A ghost loses the tail of his sheet in a revolving door and goes to an off-license to get a new one. 'Sorry,' says the man 'We don't sell tails and we don't serve ghosts.' 'That's not true,' says the ghost, 'The sign in the window says you retail spirits.'
2. A brown paper bag goes to his doctor feeling unwell. The doctor takes some samples and asks the paper bag to come back next week. Next week the paper bag returns and the doctor says 'I'm afraid I have some bad news. We discovered from your blood tests that you have haemophilia' (4s: a genetic disorder that stops blood from clotting) 'Haemophilia?' says the paper bag, 'How can that be? I'm a brown paper bag?' 'Yes,' replies the doctor, 'but it seems that your mother was a carrier.'
3. How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!!
4. Mahatma Ghandi walked everywhere barefoot and developed calluses over his feet (4s: from callous meaning tough skin on feet) He also ate very little so he became very frail, while his odd diet gave him bad breath – he was indeed a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
I'm bored so I'm gonna tell you my dream, my dream was this: I was in a circus, I was the main attraction (no I was not in the house of freaks!!!) I was a clown and I told jokes! Everybody loved me! Pirika married me because I was so funny……… and then I woke up and everybody hurt me because I was talking in my sleep and I think I creeped out Pirika. Oopsy.
Sore ja mata ne! I'm gonna try and make it up to Pirika.
Chocolurve
Ta da!!! Please review or else I will discontinue this story!!! I need at least 4 reviews and sugar/pocky!! To everybody who reviewed last time, here is a cyber cookie!
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