A/N: (sings weird tune) I am on a roll!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from SRMTHFG, that clear?

Victim 7: Aurora 6

"Wha? What's going on here?" Aurora squirmed in the chains bound tight around her.

"Hello Aurora. Welcome to the," "Torture Chamber!''

Auora's head whipped around, searching for the source of the sound. There was very little light, but she could just make out a very curvy figure. "You!" she hissed.

"Took your time Aurora!" Natalie yelled back.

"What do you want from me Natalie?!"

"Oh, just a little screaming." Natalie said innocently. Out of nowhere, she clutched a long necklace and held it in Aurora's face. "Start screamin girl!"

Aurora's mouth fell open. "You old witch! That's the necklace I wore during my first kiss with Cole!"

"That was only two months after my first date with him! You corrupted him!" Natalie straightened up. "And for that you shall pay. Cedric!"

"Oh, I exist again!" The whining man brought over a pair of very large, lethal-looking scissors.

Natalie grinned, rather evilly. "I hear snipping but I don't hear screaming! No problem, that should come soon..." Natalie folded the neclace several times, so that when she cut it it would be beyond repair. Natalie brought the scissors closer...

"All those sleepovers... All those times I gave you fashion advice! All I wasted on you!"

"Oh shut up. Too late for that now Aurora!"

The beads flew through the air and scattered across the floor. Aurora stared in shock as they slowly rolled away, her eyelids twitching. "I hate you." she pouted.

Natalie only laughed. "Likewise!"

"Aurora 6!" Cedric said at last. "You are in the," "TORTURE CHAMBER!!!"

"Oh great, you bring me on this stupid TV show." Aurora said.

"Insult the Torture Chamber, get more torture later!"

"Ah nuts." Aurora said under her breath. The screen was coming.

Cedric and Natalie quickly introduced the show, and they let rip the humiliating screen of humiliation. And Natalie quite enjoyed it.

Aurora gasped. "That's not a video of our Year 12 Farewell night is it?!" Indeed it was. The Grade 12s were having a huge party to celebrate the end of high school.

"Got it in one!" Natalie grinned ecstatically. "Oh oh oh! This is the part where you challenged the guys to a dance-off!"

The teen version of Aurora, very nice in a midnight blue dress, began dancing like a madwoman, flipping her head at a boy in a white tux and spiky gelled hair. He responded, pulling off the weirdest moves of the century. The other students forgot their own dancing, crowding tightly around the pair. Natalie egged Aurora on from the edge, shouting out dance moves tactics.

It was around this time that Aurora, being the enthusiastic dancer she was, was beginning to get dizzy with all the hard dancing. Soon Aurora ran out of energy, and plummeted forwards, her face meeting with the polished wood dancefloor. She sprang back up immediately, only to meet with horrendous laughter. Natalie Teasedale was the only one not smiling, clapping a hand to her mouth. Of course, they were still friends back then.

Red was creeping into Aurora's face. She ran for the toilets as fast as she could in her heels. And the entire year of students just kept on laughing.

"Do it in slo-mo!" an person from the audience yelled.

"With pleasure! Why didn't I think of that?!" Natalie grinned as the tech guy in the booth obeyed the request. The scene was played over again, and Aurora slowly lurched forward. The guy was even bold enough to add special effects sounds as Aurora's nose crunched.

Aurora's face was red now, on the set. "I," she hissed. "Am so gonna kill you for that!!!"

"It ain't over yet!" Natalie crowed. "Shuggazoom, it's time for We Know You're Secret! Yippee!"

Cedric just grumbled to himself. Nat had taken all of his lines.

"Behold! The terrors of the Year Book!" Natalie held up a folder, quickly flipping over the pages. "School pictures school pictures school pictures BINGO!" Natalie held up the page to the camera and the audience. "Muahahahaha!"

"Aw man! She even took my evil laugh! No one messes with the laugh!"

"This, citizens of Shuggazoom, is Aurora 6, the great goregous actress of a children's show, in 9th grade," Natalie went on. "WITH BRACES!!!"

With that triumphant yell from Natalie, Aurora screamed, high-pitched and long, like she did when Skeleton King made her old.

Out of nowhere, or rather, the studio audience, Super Quasier leapt up and ran to the Torture table with a large pair of garden clippers. He cut Aurora's chains in one snip, an retreated quickly.

"Sorry!" he whispered to Cedric. "But if I hadn't done that, she would have killed me later. You know how women are."

"Believe me, I do." came the answer.

The two men watched as Aurora stood up, shook off the remnants of the chains, and advanced on Natalie. The women circled each other, squinting. Then, with a blood-curdling battlecry, Aurora 6 leapt at her ex-best friend. They rolled around on the floor, screaming like Tasmanian devils and pulling at each other's hair, sometimes trying to swipe at their foe's eyes with their long nails.

"CAT FIGHT ON DECK!!!" the same audience member yelled, now revealed to be Nova. "What?" she asked Sprx and Otto after they shot her shocked looks. "I don't like her! You said that yourself Sprx!"

"Bit late for that warning." Cedric stated. "Women." he groaned.

Well that was kinda strange. R&R anyways! I would have gotten this up earlier, but the site had an error.