Well this is chapter 14… uh Sasami you have anything to add to this?
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Uh… that's it well
Chapter 14
And as Ryoko says… On with da' fun!
Sasami, Dita, Sadeko and Hermione walked down the girls' dormitory stairs before hermione stopped suddenly and saw a very familiar quidditch player. "Herm-own-ninny!" Viktor Krum called out before Hermione blushed a very bright red and saw Harry and Ron walking down the boys' dormitory stairs as well before seeing Viktor Krum as well.
"Uh… 'Minoe, what's he doing here?" Ron asked before hermione rolled her eyes and walked with Viktor out of the portrait hole as Ron and Harry looked to each other unsurely, Dita, Sasami and Sadeko started to laugh as Ron asked,
"Did you know he was going to be here?" the three girls nodded.
"why didn't you tell us?" Harry yelled before Dita straightened her tie and made sure her purple 'Mace Windu' light saber was safely attached to her skirt (in case of an emergency)
"Hermione asked us not to tell you guys." Dita explained as Sasami took her own 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' light saber and attached it to her skirt (in case of emergency as well but also because it made her feel cool) Ron and Harry started to pace back and forth while wondering to themselves why Hermione wouldn't tell them Viktor was coming to Hogwarts.
"Are you two okay?" Sadeko asked taking her own custom made light saber and attaching it to her skirt.
"Sadeko, is that a pink light saber?" Sasami asked as Sadeko pulled down the red button as the pink plastic tubes fell into place; Sadeko took it in her hand and made an anime worthy pose with a peace sign and one foot in the air.
"Yup!" she yelled out before putting in back and looking to a few Gryffindors staring at her like she grew another head. Harry and Ron grabbed their bags before walking out of the common room with some hopes of getting either Hermione or Dumbledore to explain why Krum was there instead of Bulgaria.
To Ryoko!
"mornin'" Ryoko said rubbing her left eye with her hand while her right hand held a red 'Darth Vader' light saber that she found in her pocket. Her mother and father turned around before smiling and checking their watches,
"Well good morning, and good bye." Hemino said before rushing out of the door before stopping to see her daughter was in the same clothes she wore the day before.
"Uh… no… find something else to wear." Ryoko shrugged before her mother conjured a bag of clothes and set them on the table.
"We'll be checking in every so often but if you would ahem rather not be disturbed just use this." Ryoko glared at her mother before Hemino placed a red and white sign that said 'A little busy, getting busy' written in fancy letters in Ryoko's hands.
"Mom!" Ryoko yelled before her mother and father left with a small 'POP' Draco came into the room next before sitting at the table with his head down. Ryoko picked up a glass jug of orange juice before instantly thinking of Sasami and her anti-murdering of juice ways and set it back down.
"What time is it?" Draco asked with his head still on the table, Ryoko looked to a small clock on the wall before seeing it read 10:01
"Hey do you have American TV over here?" Draco looked at her like she was crazy before she reached into her own pants pockets and brought out a black leather case and a few DVD cases,
"How did you fit that in there?" Draco asked in amazement before Ryoko laughed slightly and explained,
"I charmed like half of my things yesterday and shrunk them, I just keep things in my pockets." she took out Sasami's portable DVD player before getting the 'That 70's Show' DVD out of its case. Draco started to look over the case before hearing a song come from the small silver device and looked at the screen, six people (two girls and four boys) were driving in a car and singing about 'Hanging out down the street'
"What is this muggle garbage?" Draco asked before seeing the show start and see the four boys from the beginning sitting in a circle with a strange form of smoke behind their heads.
"Why are they sitting in a circle?" Draco asked moving closer to Ryoko so he could better see the screen.
"Uh…" she started not quiet sure if he would get the drug allusions in the show, "It's the circle of uh… friendship!" Draco nodded actually believing her before they continued to watch the show,
"What's the smoke then?" he asked as Ryoko mentally smacked herself over the head and said,
"It's supposed to be Halloween, they're trying to make it scary?"
to Hogwarts!
"YUMMY!" Sasami said before attacking an innocent container of orange juice as Dita carefully sat down next to her friend and looked over some of the mail that was dropped in front of her and Sasami, among those letters was one from Sesshomaru stared at her.
"Sass, you got a letter." Dita said holding up a pure white envelope and handed it to her friend,
"Who's it from Sasami?" Ron asked from across the table before she opened the letter and read it quietly under her breath,
"Dear Sass,
I just wanted to let you know, we (as in me, Inuyasha and Bankotsu) won't be going to Military School anymore, Hasegawa-sensei thought it would be better if we went to a normal school for a while so we're getting sent to Hogwarts. See you in about two weeks, love Sesshomaru." She dropped the letter before Dita picked it up and read it herself,
"Hasegawa-sensei thought it would be good for them?" Dita yelled before Hermione started to laugh and asked,
"Haseg, what?" Dita ripped up the note before explaining,
"our old school was mostly Japanese students so we called our teachers 'their last name' and sensei, at the end."
"So was everyone at you're school Japanese?" Harry asked before Sasami nodded and thought for a second,
"Yeah pretty much, hey Dita I think it's almost time for class." Sasami said standing up before they both rushed towards the dungeons. "They're going to be here, of all of the magical schools in the world!" Dita screamed before Sasami nodded before thinking about what would happen.
To Ryoko and Draco!
Ryoko walked back down the stairs of Malfoy Manor before seeing Draco still sitting on a black leather couch watching 'That 70's Show'
"Are you still watching that?" she asked sitting back down before Draco looked up and started to laugh at her black cat ears, black cat tail, black chocker with a gold bell and matching black wrist bands and anklets.
"What the bloody hell are you wearing?" he yelled while laughing as she started to play with her tail before telling him,
"You're just jealous you're not a black cat whore." She sat back on the couch before watching the show some more,
"So you're a black cat whore?" he asked as she nodded, "Okay let me rephrase that, why are you a black cat whore?" she laughed again before pulling her knees to her chest before shrugging,
"My friends and I got bored one day and gave each other titles."
"You and your friends seem close…" Draco said as she sat on the arm of the couch and nodded,
"Very, hey… can you use a light saber?" she asked digging deeper into her pants pockets (the rest of her outfit was a pair of baggy 'Tripp' pants and a black sleeveless shirt with three buckles across the front)
"What may I ask is a light saber?" he asked standing up as well as Ryoko tossed him a silver object with black markings on it and a red button he looked inside and saw it was green.
"A light saber may save your life one day, but before we can start training we must watch from the masters, for example: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, and the bad mamma-jammas Darth Maul, Emperor Palpatine and of course Darth Vader." Before Draco could accept (or most likely deny) this lesson plan Ryoko pulled out another three DVD cases from her pocket and put the first one in,
"This is Star Wars, no one who watches this is ever the same after." She warned before Draco made a noise that sounded suspiciously like,
"Yikes"
to Dita and Sasami!
"Today class you shall be learning a slightly advance potion, I shall write the directions on the board but first a little introduction… this potion is dangerous if it is not properly brewed, in such case, to check your work every student will have to test their potion on themselves." A chorus of
"WHAT!" erupted from both Gryffindor and Slytherin students as Snape smiled sickly and continued to speak,
"Now, this is a good fortune potion, when properly made the drinker can do anything from find money, to get away with murder. Now you shall have the whole class period so begin!" Snape yelled out as the chalk levitated and started to write out the instructions.
"Hey Dita, why would someone get away with murder?" Sasami asked innocently as Dita sighed, not wanting to ruin Sasami's optimistic out look on life before telling her naive friend, "No one ever wants to kill other people and when they do they don't get away with it." Sasami smiled at this fact before starting to cut up the leprechaun hair sting and turn on her cauldron.
"Hey Sass… will you be okay if/when Sesshomaru and the other guys get here?" Dita asked as worry clouded Sasami's amber eyes and she turned her head away from Dita and said quietly,
"I don't know right now… what's the ingredient after the hair?" Dita nodded quickly before looking to the black board and reading off it.
The Good Fortune Potion
Level: easy enough you nit-wits
Ingredients:
Four Leprechaun hair strings (use with caution if you are not Irish)
A clover from a Four Leaf clover
Two pieces from a muggle's horse's shoe
And for maximum results add a hand full of salt, toss it over your shoulder while saying "Salt, salt, as you fly, hit Longbottom in the eye"
Dita started to laugh at the last part before Sasami flicked her on the nose and scolded her friend.
"Dita Chiba, that's not nice and you know it!" Dita moved and hand to her mouth to try to suppress her laughed before getting her four leaf clovers from her potions kit.
"Sass, I'm sorry." Dita said with a smirk still on her face before Sasami stared at her, took the hand full of salt, turned around and said softly,
"I'm really sorry Neville but, 'Salt, salt, as you fly, hit Longbottom in the eye'" Dita started to laugh as Sasami tossed the salt over her shoulder and saw it landed in the cauldron as the contents turned a green and gold color. Professor Snape walked by Harry and Ron before looking at their pink, green and blue mixture before telling the friends.
"My, my, well let's see what you managed to come up with eh Potter, as well as you Weasley… Class, it seems the dynamic duo over here has managed to mess up yet another potion… let's see what happens when they drink it shall we?" he asked with fake enthusiasm. Harry and Ron looked to each other but more importantly to the potion in front of them,
"Well mate, bottoms up." Ron said softly to Harry as they both dipped silver ladles into the potion and brought it to their lips. The classroom filled with pink smog as everyone started to cough. "Scourgify" Professor Snape said as the smoke in the room cleared as Harry and Ron looked to each other in horror before pointing to each other's now swollen stomachs as Hermione yelled out,
"HARRY, RON YOU'RE PREGNANT!"
okay yeah well kinda a silly chapter but I hope you liked it! don't forget to review and tell us what should happen next.
Your loyal writer,
Ryoko!
Soon to come in 'Americans in Hogwarts'
Chapter 15… Ryoko and Draco's last night suspended, at Hogwarts Ron and Harry learn how to deal with being 'mothers'
Chapter 16… the much waited for singing debuts what will Draco and Ryoko have to sing for the not-quiet sane Professor Kagato?
Also if you have any questions, comments or concerns about the slight Japanese we will put in this fic just ask and we'll tell you (to the best of our ability)