I was out of town and out of internet so i could only post today, sorry
Warnings- death
I dont own hetalia
Chapter 14: Death of the Muffin man
With Russia and Canada-
"Get back here Matvey~!" Russia cooed.
Jumping off of a rack of blankets, Canada brought his hockey stick down at Russia from behind.
Russia ducked down and clashed Canada's stick with his pipe. "Try again comrade."
Try again he did. Canada swung again.
Randomly Germany and Romano ran by. They were followed by the Muffin Man who, unlucky, came into contact with Canada's hockey stick. He immediately fell to the ground.
"Wh-what?" Canada snapped out of his rage and looked at who he hit. "O-oh..."
"Who is that da?" Russia looked over Matt's shoulder.
"I-I don't kn-know but I th-think I killed h-him..." Canada looked worriedly at the Muffin Man.
"What were we doing?" Russia questioned.
"I d-don't know."
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With Germany and Romano-
"Are we still being followed bastard?" Romano panted.
Germany looked behind themselves. "Nein"
"Where the fuck did he go?" Romano scowled and stood up.
"Don't know." Germany scanned around.
"Did we just run past the vodka bastard and pancake bastard?"
"Pancake bastard?" Germany was confused.
Romano growled. "Our weapons are gone!"
Germany felt the urge to growl too. Those were the only weapons that haven't broke yet! Ya, that is the center of your problems. Not like the Muffin Man was just killed.
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With Latvia and Liechtenstein-
"Wh-where to next L-Lilly?" Latvia asked.
"Well we could walk around until we find someone." Liechtenstein proposed.
"O-okay" Latvia followed her.
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With Estonia Poland and America-
While Estonia tried to get his sanity back, America was wearing tights and 'flying' around. Fuck, I just gave all the America fangirls something to fantasize didn't I? I will now go hide.
Poland was skipping around, in a new outfit, singing. Who knew that he could sing?
Well off of that, the three didn't know that they were being stalked.
Latvia and Liechtenstein were hiding behind a clothes rack.
How did the idiots not see the two?!
Well whatever. Lilly and Latvia, being the ninjas they are, shot America, causing him the fall down and fake being dead.
They killed Superman!
We can forgive them though.
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With... um the Muffin Man?-
He lied there.
The light leaving his eyes.
Oh the poor Muffin Man.
Only wanting people to have him Muffins.
Was it just me or did that sound wrong? Whatever.
Canada had killed him.
In cold blood, wait, Canada is too innocent.
Blame it on...GLOBAL WARMING! Yes everyone blames stuff on global warming!
So Global Warming killed the Muffin Man.
He was just playing Angry Bird before chasing Roma and Germany. He did nothing wrong.
Still, he was killed.
So sad to go.
The life drained out of him as darkness over took the last of him.
The Muffin Man became crumbs then and there.
And as we all know, I cannot rhyme so this is not a Nursery story.
If it was then... I just fucked up some poor child's mind.
Now off of my horribly killing the Muffin Man.
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With The people in McDonald's-
Norge was still making out with Denmark. How the fuck can they hold their breath that long?!
Egypt was playing Temple Run.
England was reading Harry Potter.
Cuba was eating McDonald's ice cream.
South Korea was... ahem... 'claiming China's breasts'.
Sweden was watching(Stalking) his wife.
Switzerland was trying to shoot Italy.
Turkey was still building the Colosseum. I have no idea why.
Spain was hanging out with France.
Icey was in a corner, mentally traumatized.
Scotland was getting a taste of Hungary's frying pan.
Greece was asleep.
Japan was watching him.
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Review... also... i havea feeling that i am going too far with this and might change the rating... if you think so than tell me and i will, cuz i killed the Muffin Man for fucks sake