Chapter 14 : Intermission 2
"Alrighty guys, time for a break." I yell as I pause the movie. "Lunch is ready in the cafeteria."
The Vikings, and dragons head to the double doors. "Opal, don't forget your chew toy." I tell her. She simply croons, and takes Drago by the back of his tunic through the door.
"Let me go ya blasted dragon." Draco yells as he is dangling from Opal's jaw.
"You know I'm getting a bad feeling." Red tells me.
In the cafeteria the Vikings, and dragons are getting their food. Opal, and Gandor are cuddling Drago, whose protests go unheeded.
As Red, and I walk through the door my remote is suddenly grabbed from my belt. Red makes a dash for it, and ends up in a tug of war with Snotlout.
"Snotlout what did I tell you about touching my remote!" I yell.
"I don't care! I have had enough of this craziness. Next you'll be telling me that Useless, and Astrid are getting married." He screams.
The tug of war resulted in various buttons being pressed causing a portal on the ceiling to open up.
I wisely take a few steps back as two figures fall out of the portal, and land on Red and Snotlout.
I take my remote from where it rolled on the floor, and look at its display, and then back at the two figures. 'Well double sh*t'' I can't help but think.
When everyone is untangled, the two new figures look around confused.
"You two got here by accident, but you'll just have to watch the story with us." I tell the two figures who simply nod, and look around at the assembled groups.
"Eret!" is suddenly screamed by Drago as he gets a good look at one of them. Then Drago screams "You!" and tries to escape Opal's jaw.
Yes, it would seem that future Eret, and future Hiccup have landed themselves in my theater.
"Hey, who are the hot guys?" Ruffnut asks nudging Astrid, who blushes.
"Well I'm Eret, former dragon trapper, and this is Hiccup." Eret introduces.
"WHATTTTTTT!" could literally be heard a few blocks away as the Vikings and dragons stare at a taller, more muscular, clad in leather, older Hiccup.
"Th…That's Hi..Hiccup?" Astrid looks between the older, and younger versions. "What the hell happened!"
"Puberty." Older Hiccup simply says.
"Dragon master! How dare you, and that traitor come here!" Drago who is now free from Opal stands, and yells, only to be silenced as a dagger embeds itself in the wall right by his ear.
"Oops it slipped." Older Hiccup simply comments.
"I thought you said fighting isn't allowed." Stoick asks me.
"Of course fighting isn't allowed. I never said anything about dagger throwing." I simply smirk.
Ruffnut inches closer to the two new guest, and grabs Eret's arm. "Hey there handsome." She says, while Eret fidgets nervously. "By the way Hiccup you look good in leather." She also comments.
"Um son what happened to your leg?" Stoick asks younger Hiccup.
"Do the Gods hate me or something?" Hiccup says as he takes a look at his older self.
"Nah, you're one of Loki's favorites, next to the twins." The older Hiccup comments offhandedly.
"UM, WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEG?!" The younger Hiccup shouts, his eyes resting on the metal prosthetic.
"Oh, Toothless has it." The Older Hiccup jokes.
"What do you mean, did that devil bite my son" Stoick says as he was starting to get angry.
"Well, it was either that or die in an inferno." Older Hiccup simply states, earning wide eye glances from the room.
"Ok, that's enough from you." Red says as he pulls a roll of duct tape out.
"What are you planning to do with that?" The older Hiccup asks as he starts backing up into the wall.
"Oh, making sure you don't spoil the rest of the show." Red calmly states as he rips a medium size strip of tape off the roll, and dives at Hiccup.
"Wha.. ugh. Mmpphhh" The older Hiccup tries to talk but with the tape on his mouth, and around arms he can't.
Suddenly loud laughter is heard coming from the side of the room, as we see Drago roll around on the floor.
"Oh…. HAHAHA… Finally…. HAHAHA" could be heard from Drago, just as a sword lands inches from his nose.
All eyes turned to Eret, who tries to look innocent.
"Well I didn't say anything about sword throwing either." I simply state.
"How come they have their weapons?" One of the Vikings ask.
"Because they won't harm the dragons, and it would take too long to find all of Hiccup's daggers. Although I would like to try." I say twitching my fingers, and receiving a look of horror from older, and younger Hiccup.
"How many daggers do you have?" Red asks older Hiccup as he rips off the tape causing him to scream in surprise.
"Ouch, that hurt, that very much hurts. Um, last count I had over 25, plus inferno, my shield, which doubles as a crossbow with about 15 arrows, and a grappling hook.… oh let's not forget the sword in my peg leg as well." Was simply stated, causing the room to go silent.
"What is inferno?" Fishlegs asks.
Older Hiccup looks to Red to see if he can tell them.
"Nope not allowed." Red simply states before walking over to Gandor.
"So at which point in the story are we?" The older Hiccup asks curiously.
"Astrid's cove scene." I reply. Earning a smirk from Hiccup.
"I wonder what you will do to Astrid lad." Gobber asks as he notices the smirk.
"Oh, just kidnapping, blackmail, and brute force." Both Hiccups reply.
"Yes, works every time." Older Hiccup states as he glances at Eret, who is enjoying the show.
"I know what you mean." Eret then says glaring at Astrid
"What did I do to him?" Astrid whispers to Ruffnut who had to sadly release Eret.
"Alright people. Break is over." Red shouts over the crowd, no one hears him, he waits for a second before motioning to a thunderdrum.
"SILENCE" The thunderdrum shouts causing everyone to jump in surprise.
"Now that I have your attention, would everyone please head back into the theater for the rest of the showing." Red says before turning to walk into the theater.