Author's Note: Alright! Another chapter! And I have hit 100 reviews!

This is the last chapter! It has been fun, and I hope you guys have enjoyed this story and I haven't been just getting pity reviews...Glances around suspiciously

Well I won't keep you all waiting! If you want some popcorn shuffle for it now because the story is beginning!

The Final Push

After a long journey, the two guys, and Joe, were finally preparing for the end.

"I heard that! When I find you I am going to...umm...do something...er, it won't be pleasant!" Joe yelled, trying to make it sound threatening but failing miserably.

The guys were all at their unofficial rendezvous point, the ranch, to prepare for the final assault against the mysterious fanfic writer. After Joe got done screaming at seemingly nothing, which everyone ignored since they were accustomed to it by now, they got to their everyday tasks.

Kyle sat crisscross-applesauce, eating a bowl of undeniably Irish corned beef and cabbage, and enjoying the silence of nature. Of course, it wasn't true silence, which few people really enjoy, it was the trees and wind and the sing-song of the birds. He had managed to get rid of Duran for now, who had been conveniently tied up in a sock while sleeping...

He was finally used to nature how it was, without air traffic, cars, the hum of heaters, motors and electricity, and stuff he never noticed before it was gone. He closed his eyes, and opened his ears to take it all in-

"ITS MINE!" screamed a voice from the barn.

"Damn it! I had it first!" answered another voice.

Kyle almost tore out his hair in frustration before going to the barn to investigate. He entered only to see Joe and Richard tussling over a horse brush like it was the last drop of water in the Haunted Wasteland!

"What the hell are you guys doing?" Kyle yelled before dodging the brush as it slipped out of their hands.

"Watching TV," They both said casually.

Kyle felt his temper soar but was interrupted by their talking.

"You can have it this half hour, but its mine for the next!" Richard said, as they sat in front of a crate. Joe mindlessly pointed the horse brush at it and made a thumb clicking motion.

Kyle was about to go berserk, but instead asked, "What's on?"

"The Powerpuff Girls!" they enthusiastically screamed in unison.

"That's it! You have gone too far!" Kyle screamed. He jolted the horse brush from Joe's hand and said, "I want to watch Sailor Moon!"

And so they fought for hours on end until they realized it was time to go. They quickly saddled up and trotted towards the ranch's exit.

Malon peered from her room's window for a moment as they left and then quickly drew back the curtains. Talon looked like he was barely holding back from cheering with joy. Even Ingo looked slightly happy!

As they approached the Castle Moat after some travel they saw the broken drawbridge and, not wanting to chance it with their stupid horses, they dismounted and crossed it on foot.

They entered castle town and were reintroduced to the horrors that the author's rewritings had done to it!

They saw a table placing food on a man's back and eating off it. The man just grinned and waved! Frenette hid in Richard's red cap and Duran zoomed off in fear. They watched as fish swam in the air and a familiar looking Chihuahua approached them.

"Somebody pinch me, I think I'm drea- ow! Damn it Kyle I'll kill you!" Richard yelled.

"You told me to..." Kyle started.

"I asked for a somebody, not a nob-" Richard said before he was interrupted.

"Yo quero Taco Bell!" said the Chihuahua.

"Oh god, it's you again!" Joe exclaimed.

"Well hello to you too," Said the little canine.

"Which way to the Dark Author's fortress?" Kyle asked, not wanting any small talk.

"That way is past those clock flowers growing over there," the Taco Bell dog pointed out, posing like a hunting dog pointing at a downed duck.

They went to start off but the dog nipped the cuff of Joe's jeans that he had tailored to wear under his tunic instead of uncomfortable tights.

"Yo, where's my tip?" The Chihuahua said.

"Aww, you're such a cute little doggy, aren't you? Yes you are! Yes you are!" Joe said.

"God dammit just give it to me!" The little creature yelped.

"Fetch boy!" Joe said tossing a rupee. The Chihuahua zoomed off in chase of it.

They passed by some flowers with clocks growing out of them, each one with a different time and country on it. They walked until they came to a huge crater full of lava and an ominous castle floating over it.

"Well, it looks like theirs no way in so we might as well-" Richard started but was cut off by Rauru's voice.

"You have come far, brave heroes, so now we have two gifts for you." Rauru said, speaking for all the sages apparently.

A rainbow appeared, bridging the gap between where they were and the castle entrance.

"Oh, hell no! I am not crossing that!" Richard yelled, not sure where to face since the voice had no source.

"And why not?" asked Rauru bluntly.

"It's gay!" yelled Richard.

"Oh just cross it!" Rauru insisted.

"Never!" Richard said stubbornly.

"Fine then, I have decided to change my gifts. I have two more. Here's the next one, which I am giving you instead of ice cream sundaes from your world!" Rauru declared sounding rather annoyed.

Zelda appeared before them, in a cliché pink dress and striking a very arrogant looking pose.

Kyle groaned and looked like he was about to hit Richard, "I thought we weren't to be burdened by her until the end!"

"You can thank Richard for this," The voice said with obvious satisfaction. Kyle looked like he was about to murder and Joe was looking at Zelda with an expression that would be portrayed in cartoons as hearts in his eyes.

"And now I leave thee, good luck!" The voice said.

"Why princess it has been so long since I have last seen you!" Joe said excitedly.

"Ugh, servants take this peasant away!" She said, then looking around she realised she had no servants with her. "Humph. Well the Sages told me to give you this," She said motioning to Kyle.

She held her hand out and a ball of light, as white as freshly fallen snow, appeared and implanted itself into Kyle's longbow, glowing gently.

"What is it?" Kyle said.

"Light arrows. Now, unless you are going to fan me, don't talk to me anymore." She said.

"Why you arrogant stupid piece of-" Richard started but was interrupted once again as Rauru's voice boomed forth once again.

"Oh, and I almost forgot...my last gift!" Rauru said, his voice fading into the distance once again.

Everyone observed as Richard's cherry red tunic and cap started darkening into a bright purple.

"What the hell? NO!" He yelled.

Then three letters appeared on the chest of his now purple tunic in gold: GAP

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed.

"What is it?" Princess Zelda asked.

Kyle gasped and said, "Gay And Proud tunic! Ha-ha!"

Richard frantically tried to tear it off but after a long and pointless struggle he resigned himself to just stubborn pouting.

"Okay, let's go!' Joe said as he stepped over the rainbow bridge.

Zelda plopped down on the ground defiantly and said, "I am not walking. It is too much work. I am not going anywhere without being carried. Chop, chop, servants!" She added some snaps directed at them as she said the last words, adding to her prudent demeanor.

"Have it your way Princess Zernoff!" Kyle said as they all walked away. Joe looked back and waved good-bye sadly.

They entered the castle and found many doors and a big main door.

"This is the point where we are supposed to pointlessly go through rooms with traps that are seemingly designed with our skills in mind. God, evil dictators are idiots!" Kyle said.

After some pointless key getting, and Joe complaining about running into a wall, they gathered the keys and opened the large doors, ready to face whatever was there.

They walked up the stairs and heard some creepy music being played. The three would-be heroes opened the main doors to find the strangest site ever.

Zelda was in a magical prison and they also saw the source of music. There looked to be nothing at first, but then with a swirl of faerie dust a purple-black faerie appeared and stopped using its magic, uncloaking the previously invisible man. The man was wearing a black tunic, and as he let his faerie land back on his shoulder he continued playing the eerie music with -

"A NOSE FLUTE!" Kyle yelled in outrage.

"Who the hell are you?" Richard said first.

"Princess, I will save you! Don't worry!" Joe said.

"JOE! Shut up!" They all said.

The mysterious man said, "I am the Fanfic writer! I have sabotaged your efforts to save this place since day one! And soon, when you guys are out of the way, I will be able to freely rent out this land to fan fiction writers around the world!"

"I recognize your voice! You're that one person that only I can hear! I'LL KILL YOU!" screamed Joe.

"Yah, but who are you?" Duran asked, annoyingly.

"SILENCE! I am the Villain of Time! JUSTIN TIME! And today will be your end! Muhahahahahaha!" Justin started his much practiced evil laugh.

"Oh do shut up!" Kyle yelled as he threw his shoe at him, stopping the cackles in mid laugh.

"You will pay for interrupting the climactic evil laugh!" Justin yelled as he floated towards the ceiling and pulled out a tennis racket. He then started to whack energy balls at them.

"Cheerio!" Joe yelled British-like as he hit it back at him. They had a tennis match for a while and Joe was just about to deliver the finishing slam but stumbled because his shoe was untied, and it was just enough for him to get slammed by the energy ball.

Kyle, who had scrambled for his shoes, ran up from behind Justin and sliced him in the back.

"Ow! You may have won at tennis, but you will never stop me!" he yelled, as the tennis racket turned into the fourth Foursword. He held it up skyward and the castle started to crumble.

"Damn it!" Richard yelled as they started running. They leaped over a crumbling staircase and saw Zelda in her room.

"You dirty serfs! Rescue me at once!" She yelled.

Kyle and Richard dragged Joe away and they kept running, Duran and Frenette tailing them.

"Kyle, it's your mom!" Joe yelled as a terrible mass of rotting flesh lunged at them.

"Ah! Redead!" Kyle yelled as he and Richard quickly dispatched of it.

"Just wait until this is over Joe..." Kyle mumbled.

They barely made it as the castle went crashing down, conveniently forming an arena. All that was left on the inside of the arena were some high stone pillars and slabs of stone. Many villagers and people from around the land were gathering around the edges, wondering what was going on.

Kyle and the gang were catching their breath as they saw Zelda come falling on the outside of the arena. She seemed alright, to Joe's relief, but not to Kyle and Richard's.

From up above they saw the flicker of Justin coming out of his faerie-magic invisibility, they saw a dark figure come floating down, and on the edges of the makeshift battleground formed walls of blazing flame.

They all drew their swords and shields and the fairies also readied themselves for battle.

"I see you have made it out of my little house. Ah, and it seems the villagers have gathered to see their fate be battled out. They will witness your deaths! Muhahahaahaha!" Justin Time said, descending to the ground and laughing maniacally.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING!" Kyle screamed, loosing another shoe on him.

"Ow! Goddammit! You will all pay!" He yelled.

"Enough with the talk!" Joe yelled.

"Yah! Let's hop to it, Darth Doofus!" Richard yelled, charging him.

"So be it." Justin said, clashing swords with Richard. They sparred a bit, appearing to be on par with each other as metal clashed against metal over and over again, sword and shield doing all that they were built to do. Finally, with an impatient flick of the sword, Justin revealed his true skill and knocked Richard easily to the side. Zelda shrieked annoyingly.

Before any finishing blows could be made, Joe and Kyle ran in screaming. Swords clanged and danced off each other loudly, shields sparked brightly, and they started to press Justin back!

The people of Hyrule let out a cheer and a voice yelled out, "You can do it!"

Richard got up, grunted, and charged to join his comrades in battle. Up above Frenette and the mysterious blackish-purple faerie were ramming each other while Duran called out taunts and jeers.

"Enough!" yelled Justin as he slammed his sword into Kyle's Deku Shield, smashing it into debris. He quickly spun and tripped Joe before delivering a well aimed kick to his stomach.

The crowd booed as Richard came in to replace the lost ranks, screaming in anger and swinging like a barbarian, which put Justin on the defensive again. After some blocks Justin thrust out his hand and loosed a magical blast that slammed Richard into a nearby pillar.

Justin stood there and said, "Look, people of Hyrule, at your pitiful heroes! You will all be mine in no time!"

Amidst the boos and yells of the crowd, Kyle stumbled up, grasping his sword. Joe shouted, "Here!" and tossed Kyle his sword too.

Kyle stepped forward and started swinging the swords at the Dark Author, who blocked them all with quick steps. They tussled like that for mere minutes that stretched on for them like eons, when all of a sudden Kyle cleverly faked a slice to the right and gave Justin a large cut on the arm.

Justin fell to his knees and blasted Kyle, who had let his guard down to gloat.

Zelda let out another impossibly loud yell and Kyle used some of his remaining energy to chuck a Deku nut at her.

The Heroes all lay around with aching bones and feeling defeated.

The crowd was roaring. Amidst the crowd there stood out a man Kyle recognized.

"The crazy guy from Kokiri Forest?" Kyle mumbled.

The guy spoke up and said, "The time has come! You must defeat the Dark one using the power of the Magic Chicken Fajita!"

He then tossed a glowing taco at the bewildered Kyle and, with a mad cackle, dived off into the lava.

"What the hell? Can this story get any lamer?" Joe yelled.

"That insults me!" Justin Time said as he came at them for the finish.

Together Joe, Kyle, and Richard hoisted the Magic Chicken Fajita and pointed it at Justin. A titanic white beam was unleashed and it struck Justin right in the chest, sending him hurtling towards the middle of the arena in between all the pillars.

The world seemed to hold its breath for a moment as the crowd fell silent.

"No! This cannot be! The spicy goodness is too much!" Justin yelled.

Amidst the expectant silence, otherworldly whispering was heard around him. The whispers became sharper and louder as many pools of energy gathered at the tops of the pillars, forming people.

"You have failed us you stupid oaf!" cried out the Angel of Atonement.

"No I haven't! I will get Hyrule for you, my fellow authors! Just give me one more chance!" Justin cried out desperately.

"Maybe he's right..." speculated the Hopeless Maiden.

"Nah. Let's get him!" cried Feey.

Raging Mongoose, Voldie-Socks, Sabaal and many other authors swarmed the bewildered Justin.

With his last breath Justin cried out, "It's all Vivian Remora's fault!"

The fire walls went down (in the story, so don't start sending me viruses!), and the sky started clearing up, turning an azure that most Hylians hadn't seen for seven long years. The grass started growing and Richard, Joe, and Kyle stood up to the loud cheering.

Kyle bowed, Joe waved, and Richard struck what he thought was a very manly pose, but it earned him only swats in the head from his friends. The faeries descended, bobbing tiredly.

"So what now?" Kyle asked.

Many beams of colored light came down and one by one the sages materialized.

"Do I get to go home now? Because I am really starting to miss nachos..." Joe said.

"Yes, you have all fulfilled the Goddesses' duty." Rauru said.

"Good riddance too!" said an impatient looking Ruto.

From the sky came the pieces of the Triforce, Kyle grabbed the Triforce of Courage, Joe grabbed Wisdom (Oddly enough), and Richard grasped Power.

They held them out and made their wish.

"I wish I could be home!" said Richard, clicking the bright red high heels he was wearing together. A white inter-dimensional rift appeared, and he stepped into it.

Joe was blowing kisses to Zelda, who looked some what disgusted. Kyle groaned and shoved him in the portal, then jumped in himself, happy to at last be rid of this world! As they saw Hyrule fade away they waved goodbye to the people they had known for seven long years. For their fairies, Malon, Talon, Ingo, Darunia and the rest of the Sages, this was finally good-bye.

Epilogue

It had been months after their adventure. Kyle had reappeared in his room while Joe reappeared in his yard.

Richard was not so lucky. He had been teleported in front of all the cameras for a gay pride parade on national television. America would laugh at him for years, as he had looked very gay in his GAP purple tunic, which looked like a skirt, his tights, and the mysterious red high heels for which he had no clue as to their origins.

Kyle went on to throw milk duds at people in the cafeteria and lead a normal life, besides the times when he became a potato farmer and that time he became a Hindu monk...

Joe, on the other hand, had been submitted to therapists by his parents, for he was always having these nightmares about a fairy with a horrible voice or something like that.

They would often go and talk about their time in Hyrule while at the beach:

"Hey, do you think we were on drugs or something?" Richard asked.

"Nah, couldn't be. We can't share the same hallucinations..." Kyle assumed.

"Hey Joe, what's that note your putting in that bottle?" Richard questioned.

"Nothing..." Joe said defensively.

"Give it to me!" Kyle insisted. After a pointless struggle Kyle read it out loud.

"My dearest Zelda, I hope this letter finds you in good health..."

"What is this garbage?" Kyle yelled.

"It's mine!" Joe howled, lunging for it.

"Not before I post it on the school bulletin board!" Richard yelled with glee as he joined the tussle for it.

And so their lives went on and nothing as strange ever happened to them again, until one fateful day...

Nah, just kidding!

Author's Note: That was it! I hope you enjoyed my story and didn't sleep through half of it! And no I am not much like the Justin Time in this story! Thank you all for your supports and reviews! Thanks for all my reviewers, and special thanks to Angel of Atonement, who beta read this chapter, editing spelling mistakes and adding good touches here and there, most notibly in the final battle. Now I will finally just surf through all my reviewers stories, returning the favor until maybe one day I may type again (Twilight Princess in the far future anyone?)! Until then, I will improve my descriptive skills including describing the environment some, and you can always help by reviewing!

Second Author's Note: Sorry for bringing this story up again I just went through and edited the final chapter to be more like my original vision. The changes are slight and barely noticeable, and if anyone wants to talk or ask me to review a story they have written feel free. This story brings back so many good memories thank you so much.