Doing the song-based prompt gig again. This was supposed to be a joke request, but I went ahead and wrote something for it anyway...
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Ke$ha: Blah Blah Blah (requested by rozopun via skype)
"Stop, talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah/ Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah/ Not in the back of my car, ah, ah/ If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
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"Nami-swan, Robin-chwan~?"
"Nami-swaaan~! Robin-chwaaan~!"
"Yes, Sanji-kun?"
"Ah, my beau-ti-ful ladies, if you would be so kind as to feast your gorgeous eyes upon this delectable arrangement of desserts that I've prepared solely for you, employing all of my culinary skills to their fullest- although these delicate ribbons of icing absolutely pale in comparison to the lovely locks that adorn-!"
"How in the world does he go on like that without breathing?" The navigator murmurs to the historian as they watch their overly-excited nakama noodling about with a tray balanced expertly on one hand and crimson hearts bubbling up and popping around his head and shoulders.
"He does seem to defy all logic in regards to basic biology."
"-grace your tongues with my-!"
"Robin, sometimes I honestly wonder what he'd do if one of us just grabbed him by the tie and dragged him down to the storage room. But-"
"-LAAADIIIEEES~!"
"-imagine having to listen to him going on and on about your "splendid, majestic breasts" and "oh so succulent pink rosebud of ecstacy" when all you really want him to do is shut the hell up and just give you a really good fucking?"
"Oh my, that would be rather frustrating, wouldn't it. Perhaps a roll of duct tape-?"
"Hahaha-"
"Or a well-made ball-gag..."
"ROBIN-"