From Bella:
EVERYBODY GET OFF YOUR ASS! HELP US FIND ALICE!
From Jasper:
No can do Bella.
From Bella:
Why?
From Jasper:
SHE'LL BEAT ME UP!
From Bella:
Of course she will.
From Emmett:
She actually will.
From Bella:
Oh sure.
From Emmett:
I get the feeling you've never been on the recieving end of one of her poker assaults have you?
From Bella:
Not exactly.
From Jasper:
What do you mean by not exactly?
From Bella:
Well, i was standing next to Edward once when she beat him up for giving Emmett her teddy bear.
From Jasper:
Wasn't that a toilet brush?
From Bella:
You can just shut up Mr Smarty Pants.
From Jasper:
For your information there is nothing wrong with my pants.
From Rosalie:
Not according to what i've been told...
From Bella:
I thought you were off rebelling against me.
From Rosalie:
Oh i am, it's just time for a tea break.
From Bella:
You just wanted to see what happens don't you?
From Rosalie:
Oh, alright. I'm only human.
From Jasper:
Who also happens to be a powerful supernatural creature.
From Rosalie:
Shut up Smarty Pants.
From Jasper:
WILL YOU STOP INSULTING MY PANTS?!?
From Emmett:
I'm worried by what i just read.
From Bella:
Emmett.
From Emmett:
Bella.
From Rosalie:
Errr, i have a feeling i should be understanding some of this.
From Bella:
Oh, no, it's just a randomized Clint Eastwood thing.
From Rosalie:
I happen to have watched Clint Eastwood.
From Emmett:
No, you actually moaned all the way through it and then locked yourself in Alice's bedroom.
From Bella:
Speaking of Alice, Emmett, will you help me catch Alice so we can give her her therapy?
From Emmett:
Has she got her poker?
From Rosalie:
No.
From Emmett:
How do you know that?
From Bella:
I have a strong feeling you don't want to know.
From Emmett:
I'm sure it's not that bad, i'm just curious.
From Rosalie:
You don't want to know.
From Emmett:
Is it that bad?
From Rosalie:
You don't want to know.
From Emmett:
Yes i do!
From Bella:
You really don't.
From Rosalie:
How do you know about it?
From Bella:
I don't.
From Rosalie:
Then why...?
From Bella:
I'm going to annoy you until you help me.
From Rosalie:
Then your out of luck.
From Bella:
Fine, come on Emmett.
From Emmett;
Coming.
From Rosalie:
EMMETT!
From Emmett:
Sorry Rose.
From Rosalie:
WHY?!?
From Emmett:
Bella has yellow elephants!
From Bella:
I hear Alice screaming! This way!
From Bella:
No! She's over here!
From Emmett;
Bella we've already looked there.
From Bella:
Stop being negative. I'm positive this time.
From Emmett:
THIS TIME! * crawls into corner and cries pitifully*
From Bella:
Your fooling no-one but yourself.
From Emmett:
Huh.
From Rosalie:
Hi guys. Any luck in the last four hours?
From Bella:
No, but i've got a really good feeling about this spot.
From Emmett;
Huh.
From Rosalie:
You having fun Emmett?
From Emmett:
Huh.
From Rosalie:
What did you do to him Bells?
From Emmett;
Huh.
From Bella:
Nothing.
From Emmett:
Huh!
From Rosalie:
Then why is he sulking and texting huh a lot.
From Bella:
He has contracted huh syndrome.
From Rosalie:
You lie bad, Bella.
From Bella:
I'm not lying! He really has!
From Emmett:
Huh?
From Bella:
See!
From Rosalie:
Oh crap. Better get him out of here.
From Emmett;
HUH?!?
From Rosalie;
We can't risk catching huh syndrome at this point in our lives.
From Emmett:
HUH!!!
From Bella:
Now, don't be like that Emmett.
From Emmett:
HUUUUUUH!!!!!
From Rosalie:
EMMETT! OUT NOW!
From Bella:
NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE.
From Emmett:
Huh...
From Rosalie:
OUT!
From Bella:
Right, i have a plan.
From Emmett:
Huh.
From Rosalie:
I SAID OUT!
From Bella:
Get out Emmett!
From Emmett;
HUH!!!
From Rosalie:
Don't you take that tone with me young man!
From Bella:
Huh.
From Rosalie:
Huh?
From Bella:
Huh?
From Emmett:
Huh?