"Hashirama," Madara glared at him sternly, "if you are setting up my brother for an abusive relationship…"
"Come on! They have chemistry, people say the more argumentative two people are, the more they make a good couple," Hashirama defended himself, "the wedding will be—"
"A disaster."
"No, hehe it's be awesome, I've ordered twenty gallons of vodka, a couple of strippers—"
"That's terrible!" Madara cut him off, "and stop going into your depression mode!"
"Come on, we've already gone so far… eh… I know I wasn't being completely honest about Toka's personality but—"
"You were saying the exact opposite! The moment we arrived home Izuna tried to drown himself in a bathtub," he said flatly.
"That's why your brother needs a wife to look after him, otherwise he'll go completely psychotic!"
"NO! I've made up my mind."
"Hmmm… I suppose it'll work then, but Toka needs to get married either way so I guess you'll have to be her groom," Hashirama gleamed.
Madara gulped, "never mind, I take what I said back, let your marriage thing continue," he groaned in annoyance to his friend's victorious grin.
A/N: Next up, the wedding, haha writing this really takes off some of the stress in studying XD
Anyways, guys, any suggestions. Read and Review! (The more reviews the more chapters I'll do!)
:)