What creeps you out, other than mannequins? I used to be super deadly afraid of frogs. They still creep me out, but I'm okay as long as they don't touch me. Used to, if I saw one ten feet away, I shrieked like a banshee. Someday, you can ask me why I'm afraid of frogs, and I shall tell you the tale. Apparently it's quite hilarious, though I don't find it too funny.
Ducks, chickens, geese and other large birds unnerve me. I'm afraid of anything happening to my eyes or teeth. The ocean is just evil. Oddly enough, I love fierce storms, spiders, ghosts and some other things that creep most people out. I'm not the best with rollercoasters, though. There's almost nothing more terrifying than getting on a ride, buckling in, and then noticing that the place where you're sitting is mostly held together with duct tape. Been there, done that.
I know you're not doing this anymore, but I'm going to fill out a girlfriend application. I found a PDF of a girlfriend application online, though I'm pretty sure it's not the same one you used. I can understand why some people thought it was misogynistic of you to have girls apply to be your girlfriend, but I don't see it that way. I wish I could make guys fill out an application to be my boyfriend. Maybe I could if I was Ariana Grande...
I'm going to really take my time filling out my application. I'll put a lot of thought into my answers. And I thought about it, and I'll reapply a year later. It's a very good possibility that I'll be going to art school in San Francisco next year, so I know all of my answers will be different by then. My current answers may not be too appealing, but maybe they'll still interest you.
I really hope you don't think I'm some crazy lunatic. I'd just like to date you. And I'm pretty awesome, so maybe if you knew more about me, you'd be like, "Woah, I like her." Plus I'm shorter than you, so you don't have to like stand on your tiptoes to kiss me, and people won't mistake me for your mom.
Also, I'm sorry for sending you multiple messages today. I just wanted to say, I'm glad you took it easy while you're in Cincinnati. You really, really deserved a break. I hope you spent tons of time with your mom and Wade and Tyler. Try not to worry about making lots of videos until you get settled in at home. Hope you gave Lucy and Maggie tons of love.
A/N: I'm totally nervous to do the girlfriend application. What if it makes him mad?