Nightmare in Dakota Sack
Helga: Now before we start, we would like to thank Angel-of-Energy for reviewing The paint.
Chis: This story is about my little brother's worst nightmare.
SariSpy56: Yeah and it's about an evil old lady who kills children in their sleep.
Brad: Let me guess. Ms. Chicarelli?
Ms. Chicarelli: HEY!
SariSpy56: Well then let's sit back and enjoy Chris' story.
It was a beautiful afternoon in the town of Mellowbrook. The children are playing happily outside and a certain little boy is even more happier. Kick is going out to the movies to see the premiere of of an action movie starring Scarlett Rosetti.
"This is going to be awesome!" Kick said as he bought a ticket from Pantsy.
"I sure hope Scarlett is sexy in her spy outfit," Pantsy said as Kick walks inside the theatre.
But when Kick walks inside, the theatre seems deserted. Kick is the only one inside.
"Hello?" Kick said as he takes a few steps. "Is anyone here?"
Just then, Kick saw a woman but not just any woman. The woman looked very old and very skinny as well. She was wearing a brown and green sweater under a pink nightgown. She is holding a sharp saumari blade as if she was a killer. Kick is able to recognize her easily. It was Ms. Chicarelli!
"It's time to slice, rice and dice you for good Buttowski!" Ms. Chicarelli said evilly to Kick.
"Aw biscuits," Kick mumbled.
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
So Ms. Chicarelli swings her blade directly at Kick's chest. Kick screams.
"AHH!" Kick cried as he wakes up from his worst nightmare. He was sweating like no daredevil sweat before. Kick looked around and saw that he was in his room safe and sound and was in bed.
"Phew," Kick sighed in relief. "It was just a dream."
But Kick was proven wrong. As he jumps out of bed and looked at the mirror, he saw a huge blade cut across his chest. It was the same one Ms. Chicarelli gave him in his dream. Kick screams in horror.
"Hey dillweed!" Brad yelled from another room. 'Is that you?"
"Yes," Kick replied.
"Take out the garbage for me will ya!"
At school, Kick was to frighten to do a stunt. Gunther walked to him for comfort.
"Hey Kick," Gunther said to Kick. "What's wrong?"
"I just had a nightmare this morning," Kick replied. "It was an old woman who sliced, riced and diced my chest. And the weird part is it was our nosy neighbour Ms. Chicarelli who mysteriously disappeared!"
"Oh my god Kick! Ms. Chicarelli's in my dream to!"
"What did she do to you?"
"Well she made me eat all the sweets in the world until I'm fat, soft and tender and my heart stops beating. It's a good thing I didn't get any fatter in reality like that Switzerland girl, Gladys."
"Did you say something about Ms. Chicarelli?" Kendall asked as she approaches Kick and Gunther.
Kick and Gunther nodded.
"Well she appeared in my dream as well, but instead she threw hard books at me until I'm all burised."
Kendall showed the boys her bruises from head to toe.
"Man those books did a number on you," Kick said.
Then Mouth and Jackie apporach.
"She was in my dream as well," Mouth replied. "Only that she spanked my butt and had Oskar bite me to death. I've got teethmark all over me!"
"And that mean old witch covered me with cement and had me trapped here and suffocated." Jackie said. "There's bits of cement in my mouth and I'm just as pale as that Emo Kid."
Then Ronaldo confidently approachs the group.
"Well, well, well," Ronaldo said. "It seems that you guys still believe that silly dream about some old woman trying to kill you. Well I'm off to th library to prepare myself for the upcoming standarize test. Ta."
The group went confused and frightened at the same time as Ronaldo walks away with a confident smile on his face.
Later, Ms. Fitzpatrick is handing each of her students a booklet. After Ronaldo recieves his, he immediately got started.
"Alight class," Ms. Fitzpatrick said to the students. "You have at least 3 hours to do the standarize test. Any questions?"
"I'm finished." Ronaldo said as he closes his booklet.
"Mmm, hmm. Then I suggested that you put your head down on your desk and sit quietly!"
Ronaldo puts his head down on the desk and falls fast asleep unaware that Ms. Chicarelli is going to get him.
Ronaldo is in a fantasy world of science and education that any nerd could possibly dream of.
"Behold the treasures and glories of Science and Education!" Ronaldo said triumply as he hops up to the book temple.
"It is the day that man will discover the true meaning of science and education. All for my fair maiden Kendall!"
But just then, Ms. Chicarelli appears out of nowhere. She was wearing a sorceress outfit.
"It is the day that YOU will learn the true meaning of death!" Ms. Chicarelli said evilly. "MWA HA HA HA HA!"
Ronaldo screams as he runs down the stairs to escape from the horrible old woman.
"Oh you're not getting away that easy!" Ms. Chicarelli said as her hand forms into chains and flew to where Ronaldo is. It wraps around a scared Ronaldo tightly and sends him back to Ms. Chicarelli where the chains tightens him even more. The chains are crushing him to death.
In reality, Ronaldo mindlessly panics from his nightmare as the other students watch him. A few seconds later, Ronaldo goes into shock and falls to the floor where he lies dead. Everyone looked at Ronaldo's dead body with terrified looks on their face. What no one noticed is that Brad is also looking at the dead body from the window.
"Ha, ha," Brad said although no one seems to notice this. "Yeah Brad!"
Then Brads starts playing with his iPod and is listening to a weird song.
*1, 2 Chicarelli's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10 never sleep again.*
Later after school, Mouth and his family are going to see a chick flick movie for their elder sister Tiffany because it's her 16th birthday. Mouth cannot believed that he has to see a girly movie instead of a Rock Callahah movie. It was so boring that Mouth falls asleep during the movie.
Mouth had a dream that he is the new Mayor of Mellowbrook. Now that he is the mayor, Mouth can do whatever his heart desires.
"There will be no girly things in this town anymore!" Mouth said to a angry mob of girly girls. "Cause they stink! It's time for manly things around here."
"Such as death Mayor Christopher?" said an evil voice.
"Who said that? Show yourself!"
The person walks into the light to reveal an old woman wearing a black gown. She had pale orange hair and she looks very, very old. It was Ms. Chicarelli.
"How about I demonstrate death," Ms. Chicarelli said evilly to Mouth. "By shooting you in the heart!"
Mouth panics as Ms. Chicarelli pulls out her gun and aims it at Mouth's chest. She fires and the bullet went directly through Mouth's heart. Mouth screams in pain.
In reality, Mouth mindlessly clutches his chest tightly making quite a distruption in the process. The others including his own family watch in horror as Mouth screams in pain and then falls to the floor lying dead. One of the audience's phone begain to rang a weird ringtone.
*1, 2 Chicarelli's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10 never sleep again.*
Later at night, Jackie accidentally falls asleep while washing the dishes.
Jackie is hopping happily through the sweet flowers over the hill. She can't wait to meet Kick. Just then, Kick arrives but it was an impostor. He had a creepy smile on his face and his eyes are red as death. In fact, the imposter wasn't a he at all. It was a she!
"AH!" Jackie cried. "You're not my Kick!"
"My you're quite the smart one my dear child," said the imposter as she takes of Kick's helmet. She was actually Ms. Chicarelli in her younger self and had long orange hair.
"What did you do to my Kick you son of a bitch?"
"Why he's safe and sound and right here."
Ms. Chicarelli (or should I say Chica) showed Jackie where the real Kick was as the sweet flowers change into sharp thorns and vines. Jackie was horrified as she saw the real Kick wrapped in sharp thorns and vines. He appears to be not breathing.
"Oh Kick!" Jackie cried as she ran closer to the real Kick.
But it was an illusion. The real Kick disappears as the thorns and vines wrap Jackie tightly. Chica watched in amusement as Jackie tries to free herself but to no avail as the vines and thorns tighten her until she's unable to breathe.
In reality, Jackie mindlessly threw the dishes across the room and chokes herself. Her mother walked into the kitchen only to see her daughter strangling herself to death. Her mother screams and went to the telephone to call for help as the radio played a weird song.
*1, 2 Chicarelli's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10 never sleep again.*
Meanwhile at the BattleSnax, Kick, Gunther and Kendall are devasted that Mouth and Jackie died in their sleep from Ms. Chicarelli. Just then, Mr. Vickle came by and saw the kids looking devasted as if they had lost someone important to them.
"Why so glum?" Mr. Vickle asked the kids.
"We're sad because 3 of our class mates died in their sleep," Gunther said sadly.
"This has nothing to do with Ms. Chicarelli is it?"
"We didn't say anything about her," Kick added.
Mr. Vicke sighed as he takes a seat.
"Well, it's time you guys learn the truth," Mr. Vickle said.
It was a beautiful morning for the town to have a pinic at the park. But the only person who's not excited was the mean old Ms. Chicarelli and her pet dog Oskar.
"What's so great about this pinic when you got slimy children there?" Ms. Chicarelli cried.
"Oh don't be so grumpy all the time," said Honey. "Try to have fun."
Ms. Chicarelli shrugged as she walks away from Honey. But she wasn't looking at where she was going as she accidentally trips over a wire from the DJ and fell head first to Magnus' barbecque. She screams in pain as the fire burns her to death though nobody is interested in helping her for she was a wicked, and nosy neighbour. But before Ms. Chicarelli dies, she had but one request.
"You shall all pay dearly," Ms. Chicarelli said. "With your children's blood!"
"Oh really?" mocked Mr. Vickle. "What are you going to do with them? Use your skeleton powers."
"I will kill them where you cannot protect them! In their dreams!"
Then Ms. Chicarelli crumbles to ash.
"Did you hear that you guys?" Kendall said looking frighten. "The next time we fall asleep, we die!"
"Then we'll have to stay awake," Kick said.
Later in the Buttowski resident, Kick, Gunther and Kendall are watching the news while drinking beers and hot coffee to keep them awake. But it was no use.
"It's hopeless," Gunther cried. "We can't stay awake forever."
"You're right," Kick said. "I've got to get into my dream and force the old hag into a final showdown. You guys stay awake and if it seems that I'm in trouble, wake me."
"Okay," Kendall replied. "But promise me that you won't get grouchy."
Kick nodded and falls fast asleep.
In the dream, Kick finds himself in an Egyptian tomb that was now in ruins. He curiously looks for signs of life until all of a sudden, Ms. Chicarelli appears in her Egyptian Queen outfit.
"Time to wrap you up for good!" said Ms. Chicarelli.
"But you have to catch me first!" Kick yelled as he grabs his Ol' Blue and skated away from Ms. Chicarelli.
"You're not getting away this easy!"
Ms. Chicarelli transforms into a cloud of sand and follows Kick.
Kick on the other hand managed to find a vacuum in another room and decided to use it to vacuum Ms. Chicarelli thus destroying her forever.
Ms. Chicarelli on the other hand finally found Kick but just as she was about to strike him, Kick turns on the vacuum and Ms. Chicarelli is pulled into the vacuum where she is trapped for good. Then Kick drops the vacuum into the pit. A few seconds later, Gunther shows up.
"What are you doing here?" Kick asked.
"I accidentally fell asleep," Gunther replied. "And I guess that Chicarelli's dead, we might as well get on with our normal dreams."
But Gunther was proven wrong. Ms. Chicarelli managed to resurrect herself as a mummy and tied both Kick and Gunther up like mummies.
"We're doomed!" Gunther cried, "Help!"
Just then, Kendall appears.
"Wake up you guys!" Kendall cried.
"Wait a minute," Kick said. "If you're here, then you must've fallen asleep too!"
"What? No! I only rested my eyes a bit and- oh no."
Just then, Ms. Chicarelli ties Kendall up like a mummy.
"Well this is the end," Kendall cried as Ms. Chicarelli lowers her and the boys to the pit. "Goodbye Clarence!"
"Goodbye Kendall," Kick said. "It'll be a pleasure if you resurrect as a person who can stay up for 15 more minutes."
Just then above Ms. Chicarelli, Brianna walks on top of Ms. Chicarelli's head with an oxygen pumper and placed it on Ms. Chicarelli's head which then gave impact and made Ms. Chicarelli's head explode thus killing her for real!
In reality, all four woke up from their dreams. Ms. Chicarelli is now gone and defeated all thanks to Brianna.
"We're saved!" Gunther cried as he kissed the floor.
"Thanks little sis," Kick said to Brianna.
"No problem Kick," Brianna replied.
"How did you do it?" Kendall asked.
"I saw you guys sleeping so I tried to wake you up only to discovered that you were like dead so I fall asleep to find you only to be in trouble by that mean old woman!"
"Well the most important thing is that we're safe," Gunther said as all four walked outside to find it morning.
"But Chicarelli could be back here in any form," Kendall warned.
Just then, the bus stopped at Kick's house and out came the grouchy Ms. Chicarelli. But it wasn't the scary Ms. Chicarelli who kills children in their dreams. She is just a harmless, normal old lady.
"BOO!" Ms. Chicarelli yelled at the kids though they don't seem to be frightened.
Just then the bus leaves.
"Aw shoot. I left my gun and Oskar in there. Um wait here will ya."
Ms. Chicarelli starts chasing the bus unaware that she just lost a slipper.
*1, 2 Chicarelli's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab your crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10 never sleep again.*
Chris: And that was the last time the children of Dakota Sack ever saw Ms. Chicarelli. The End.
SariSpy56: Well that was a really nice story Chris.
Chris: Thanks.
Gordon: Definately not so scary loser!
SariSpy56: Hey Chris! Do you have something extra for the ending of the story.
Chris: Well Ms. Chicarelli returns and kills Gordon in his sleep much to the others' delight.
Gordon: HEY!
SariSpy56: Promise you won't insult us anymore?
Gordon: Fine (crosses his fingers and placed them behind his back.)
Helga: Okay then. Who's got another one?
Mr. Vickle: I have one.
Kick: You do?
Mr. Vickle: Yeah, I called mine "Little Roses of Horror."
Helga: Sounds exciting but both SariSpy56 and Chris Nest need at least 2 reviews before you start Mr. Vickle.
Mr. Vickle: I can wait.
Kick, Gunther, SariSpy56 and Chris: AND STAY AWESOME!