JoAnne walked down to the contestants,who were playing Go Fish, smiling...pleasantly..."What's with the creepy grin?" Charge asked, and did not notice Leah stealing some cards.
"Oh, nothing." JoAnne smiled again.
Flare looked at her. "Do we even want to know."
"Yesh. Yes, you do." JoAnne started laughing maniacally. "But first, let's introduce FREYA!"
A purple hedgehog ran in, also laughing. "You are SO not goi9ng to believe the challenge!"
Sky stood up. "Okay, I'm leaving. Yesterday."
"Wait." JoAnne smirked. "The challenge is..." She stopped and started laughing again, while Freya rolled on the ground.
Charge also got up. "For some reason, I'm scared now."
JoAnne tried to stop laughing. "You get to reennact the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean (finally I figure out how to do my fav movie!) Dead Man's Chest where the amazing, awesome, and-" Freya coughed and JoAnne blushed. "Yeah, he gets sacrificed by the cannibals."
*COnfessional Cam*
Charge's POV
"To which I can only say, WHAT?"
Leah's POV
"Oooh, a sacrifice! That's a good thing, right?"
Sky's POV
"Ddin't we already do cannabalism. A lot? Does she enjoy torturing us or something?"
Flare's POV
"Please tell me she's using an intern for Jack! PLEASE!"
Freya's POV
"I'm so excited! I get to be a cannabalist! I've always wanted to do that! Wait, what's cannabalism?"
Marina's POV
Marina was holding a knife and a very large fork. She glared hungrily ast the camera. "Food, yes, soon, soon, I shall have my FOOD!" SOTD, you have to pay for that camera!
JoAnne smiled at the contestants again. "Flare, you get to be Jack-"
*Confessional Cam*
Flare's POV
"GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE!"
"Freya, Sky, Marina, you're cannabalists."
*Confessional Cam*
Marina's POV
"FOOD TIME!"
Sky's POV
"Is she INSANE, or something?"
Freya's POV
"Yay! I get to-Wait, what's cannabalism again?"
"Charge, you're William, Leah, you're Elizabeth."
Later...
Flare sat on a large chair covered with something...furry. He glanced at the camera. "Help."
Nearby, Marina poked a growing fire while Freya gathered up anything and everything to throw into it. "Burn, baby, burn!" Sky stood nearby, reading a magazine, and trying to ignore the challenge.
CHarge was lifting up a sword. He grinned. "To rescue fair maiden, and leave idiot to burn!"
"Hey!" Flare glared at him. "You're not going to let me burn, right?"
"Course not, buddy. Then again, we ARE kinda hungry."
Leah looked at JoAnne. "What's the challenge again?"
JoAnne looked up from her camera. "Oh, you have to not die."
*Confessional Cam*
Flare's POV
"Comforting. Very comforting."
"And, ready, set, EAT!" JoAnne yelled.
"AFTER THE DRAGON!" Marina yelled, holdign up her silverware.
"FOOD TIME!" Freya screamed.
"MOMMY!" Flare jumped off the chair and started running around.
"This isn't the movie at all." CHarge muttered.
"No, but it's funnier!" JoAnne replied. "Now go save fair maiden."
"Can I let the idiot burn?"
"Not unless you want me sued."
"Okay, then. See ya never, Flare!"
*Confessional Cam*
JoAnne's POV
"Someone's paying for those lawsuits!"
Leah ran around, wavign a sword. "Oh, William, someone, save me!"
Flare ran past, followed by Marina the cannibal, Sky the ingorant, and Freya the crazy. "You look like you're doing fine!"
"I'm coming!" CHarge said, grabbing a vine. "TARZAN YELL!" He jumped down and I wish I could say he saved fair maiden, attacked the cannibals, and left Flare to burn, but unfortunately for JoAnne's lawsuits, he slammed into a cliff.
*Confessional Cam*
Charge's POV
"How was I supposed to know there was a cliff? It's not like it was right in front of me!"
JoAnne sighed. Leah was still running around, hoping for her idiot savior, Flare and the cannibals were hopefully gone, and Charge was in the hospital.
*COnfessional Cam*
Charge's POV
"We have a hospital?"
"TARZAN YELL!" A very familiar and fan girl attacting voice yelled. Shadow jumped on the vine Charge had uused, and flew by Leah (who was having a fainting fit), and slammed into a cliff.
*Confessional Cam*
Shadow's POV
"I was not payed for that!"
"Okay, okay, come over here!" JoAnne yelled. "Hmm, time to get rid of some of you." She closed her eyes. "Eeenie meenie miney-"
"EVERYBODY RUN!"
"Freya, Flare, Marina, Leah!" JoAnne yelled and turned tot he camera. "Who will win, Charge or Sky? Why do we care? And why are you still reading? AND WHO'S GOIGN TO PAY MY LAWSUITS?"