MINECRAFT: REACT MODE
What time is it?
React Time!
Here's your lovely host, ShiningHopeBeast!
Why thank you, announcer guy!
Welcome back everyone to this episode of Minecraft: React Mode! It's me, as always, ShiningHopeBeast!
Today we have a very interesting react that we'll be doing, so let's get right to it!
First, our guest stars. Each getting THREE votes each, we have Aiden and Ivor!
The curtain opens to reveal the two guys standing stiffly next to each other, fidgeting tensely.
First, a quick word from our sponsors- I mean, from our guest stars!
Ivor: "I'm nervous because of that expression on Shining's face."
Aiden: "I'm surprised that, uh, people want me back on the show."
Alright, and now for the react!
Today the react was suggested by Cartoonlover422! And you will be reacting to AMV's!
"What in the world is an AMV?" asks Ivor crossly.
An AMV is an Anime Music Video. According to the Urban Dictionary, it is a video made up of put-together clips of a certain show (or game), usually made by someone like "a casual video editor who puts some average time (and even a little bit money at times) into a normal, fan-made video featuring their favorite music".
Today, you'll be specifically reacting to AMVs of your own universe! And specifically, a ship!
"Like a boat?" Aiden asks skeptically.
Shining begins to fiddle around with a laptop as she answers.
No! Not at all like a boat. A "ship" is a modern slang word for pairing. If you ship two people together, that means that you envision them in or hope they will get into a romantic relationship.
"Soo, you're saying that people are . . . 'shipping' . . . together people in our universe?" Aiden asks.
Yep! People from the real world, definitely. And I'm sure that even people from your universe are shippers.
"So, we'll be watching videos displaying a pairing between two people," Ivor remarked.
Exactly.
"Oh joy," Ivor says.
And-
NOOOOOOO!
Shining throws her hands into the air, staring angrily at her laptop.
"What's wrong?" Ivor asks.
The Wifi is BROKEN! Now I can't go find an AMV on YouTube! NOOOOOOOOO!
"I . . . didn't understand anything you just said," Aiden said, confused.
Basically, we can't do the react.
"Oh. Well. What a tragedy," Ivor said sarcastically. "Now we can all just go home and-"
BUT! We can still react to something similar.
". . . nevermind. Great."
So, I told you guys that the AMVs were going to be of a ship, right? So, here's what we can do. I'll just have you react to just the ship instead!
"What do you mean?" Aiden asks.
I mean this. What would you think of Harpvor?
"What?" Aiden looks perplexed, but Ivor begins to grow pale after a moment.
"You don't mean-"
Oh yes, I do! Harpvor- the ship between Harper and Ivor!
"Oh!" Aiden mouths in realization.
Ivor faints.
Oops, technical difficulties. We'll be back after this short break.
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What time is it?
React Time!
Welcome back, everyone! Our technical difficulty has been (ahem) resolved, and we're ready to resume the react!
Okay, let's hear our guest stars tell us what they think about Harpvor!
"I think it's an absolutely ridiculous name," Ivor begins. "It's just our names mashed together."
But that's what a ship name is! And your guys' is a really cute one!
"Cute . . . yes . . . sure . . ."
"Well, I don't know Harper and Ivor very well, since I, uh, haven't really met Harper, and haven't seen Ivor since, um, the Sky City incident?" Aiden looks uncomfortable. "But based on what you told me over the break, I think they'd make a cute couple."
"What?" Ivor yells at Shining. "What did you tell him?"
"Oh, nothing. Just the whole story of every interaction of you guys," Aiden answers with an evil grin. "And I think you guys would be absolutely adorable."
"Bu-Hu-I-" Ivor sputters. "For your information, we have been together for a long time now. So people can't ship us together since we are already together."
Nope, that's not how it works. Because you're together, people will ship you harder than before, because it's a canon ship. That means it's official and real.
Aiden laughs as Ivor seems to wilt in his seat.
"Not a word of this to anyone!" Ivor demands. "You hear me? Especially not . . . ahem . . ."
"Harpe-"
"Yes, yes, her. No one needs to know of this . . . embarrassing situation."
Aiden crackles.
Sure, Ivor. Well, let's say goodbye now!
The curtain drops in front of the two guys.
Alright! Before we go, I've got some reviews to address:
First of all, Live-to-forgive (who probably actually has no interest in this story).
I appreciate that you are trying to spread the Word, but a few things. One: properly lay out the Gospel. Don't accidentally trick people into thinking that God is a Get-Out-of-Hell-Free Card because He's not. Yes, it is something important that people need to know, and something that will get people's attention, but make sure you don't forget to tell people about the story of Jesus Christ and how He redeems us from our sins. Two: you make it sound as if we can do something to draw close to God. But we can't. Only God has the power to both redeem us and to allow us to grow closer in our relationship with Him. Three: it's not the time of the last days yet. The temple has to be rebuilt first. Also, these times are no worse than the times when Christ walked the earth. Sin is just manifesting itself in a different way. Four: don't just spam people with the message. If you do so, they'll just ignore it because it has nothing to do with their story. At least give the author some credit and show some interest in their story. Five: Why are you not allowing PM's? What if someone has a question about what you said? What if someone wants to know more about how to be saved? Don't you want people to know that? What if someone wants to know more before trusting Jesus Christ? Are you afraid of having a conversation with them? God's servants are not cowards. Yes, they may be afraid, but they are willing to stand up for what they believe in. How can you do that if you're not allowing anyone to argue with you so that you can counterargue with the truth?
I think that's it. I hope I got everything.
Now, to someonewhoexists (Guest).
I'm confused as to what you mean by "having a reaction be of the show as a whole, since new characters are introduced every season and the whole show follows one main plot during all 3 seasons". One: aren't there only two existing seasons of Minecraft: Story Mode? Two: what do you mean by "show"? What show? Three: what do mean by a reaction "of the show as a whole"? I'm sorry that I didn't understand what you were trying to say. I would appreciate if you could clarify what you meant.
Phew, well that's over. Anyways, for those of you whom that did not concern, let's close off the show. Did you enjoy this episode of Minecraft: React Mode? Tell us in a review! Don't forget- suggest things for our beloved characters to react to! Vote on the poll so we can have your desired guest stars appear!
Finally, we do not own Minecraft, Mojang, Telltale Games, or Minecraft: Story Mode.
Have a wonderful week! As always, we'll see you next time of Minecraft: React Mode!
ITNOJ- SHB 😉
CREDITS
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Aiden
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ivor
Host- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Author- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Editor- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Publisher- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Other- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - blah blah blah blah
Special Thanks to: Cartoonlover422 (for suggesting this week's react!)
Shout-out to: Emily The Avenger (for pointing out Wink's trend- all the candy [even if he isn't supposed to eat chocolate!])
What time is it?
React Time!
MINECRAFT: REACT MODE