More antics with the boys. I...do...not...own...ATLA. Damn that always sucks to say. Anyway, read on if you so choose. Also, if anyone knows how I can get double spacing when I convert documents from word on my Mac, to the format for fanfiction. It would be greatly appreciated and I think it would clear up a lot of things in my previous work.

Pranks

"Ugh, Zuko. What am I supposed to do?"

What are you asking me for?

You're the great and powerful Avatar. If anyone can figure it out it's you buddy.

"I don't think you've met my sister Zuko, ever since she's been pregnant she's had Aang on the ropes."

"It's like I'm walking on turtleduck egg shells all the time and I'm losing my mind!"

"Young Avatar, you are wise in many ways but there is one thing that every man must learn. Never. Call. A. Pregnant woman. fat; under any circumstances."

"I didn't mean to General Ir- I mean Uncle. It just kind of slipped out, the monks never taught me much about women,I was too young!"

It's still a little weird to hear everyone calling Uncle, Uncle; but it was his idea to begin with, I'm just the Fire Lord and all. Who am I to tell him what to do? After all we are one big ridiculous family. That's what Mai keeps telling me anyway. Shut up and listen to her Zuko, you idiot.

"Bwhahahahahah Aang you idiot, I can't believe you called my sister fat. Even I'm not that stupid."

"Just ask Suki, when she was pregnant with the twins, I just told her there was more to love, and can you believe it worked? Haha"

Even I had that much sense Aang, but it was mainly because Mai would have knifed me just for the pleasure of it when we had Ryu. Katara is scary but at least you can see her gather the water before you get hit with it. With Mai, it's a wonder the Royal Bed and bedposts haven't been sliced to bits with all the stupid things I do, and say.

I swear, and she would never admit it, but I think she misses on purpose sometimes. Otherwise, Ryu would be running the nation right now at the age of 5 and Hira egging him on with words like "go yu," and "ug peaz iyu." Ahhh those two are so damn cute, I don't think they'll be anything like me and Azula were.

"Wow Zuko, you know how to make a crappy mood even worse, but can we please get back to Katara!"

Alright alright , calm down for Agni's sake. I'm sure if all four of us put our minds together we can solve this problem. I wouldn't want you to miss your next cycle, geez Aang.

"Hey, I'm not a wom-"

"Well for someone supposed to be my manly brother in law you sure act like one."

"Shut up Sokka, I don't need your nonsense right now!"

"You're only proving my point right now, bro."

High-five Sokka, you burned the hotman there, what can I say.

"Errrr why is it whenever I need to talk to you idiots about something serious, we always resort to the good/strong wine? Please inform me of the *hiccup* reason for that."

"Well my young Aang, it is simply because we men only seem to reveal ourselves and our true feelings when we are in such a state. It is I who told Zuko to reserve several bottles for this evening, and knowing Sokka was coming as well, I told him to reserve 10 at the least."

"Well geez, for someone that is supposed to be a monk, I sure seem to drink with you non-nomads quite a bit."

"I do not think Gyatso would have a problem Aang, as long as you are with friends and family. You are doing no harm to anyone or yourself. You are simply among those that love you. As well as trying to deal with the complications of a young marriage and a very irritable pregnant wife."

"Now see here Gen uh Gen, I mean Uncle Iroh, I will not have you talk about my wife that way. I love her. She's my world. I would do anything for her now and always!"

"Well then my young inebriated friend, I would say you have found the answer to your problems."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, how did my pansy brother find his answers?"

Because Sokka, Aang realized that no matter what, he loves Katara and no matter what she loves him, he just has to watch his words haha.

"There is hope for you after all nephew..."

Uncle and his deep jovial belly laughs, what would I do without him

Wow, uncle when did we change to Sake? I don't recall the switch nor when you stopped drinking?

" I stopped, when I pictured my brother sitting next to me enjoying a cup with me, and on that note I shall leave you younger gentlemen to yourselves."

"Goodnight Irooo" Sokka can't even make the –oh sound without dragging it on

"Good night Gener, well you know" Aang can't get over the general status of my uncle, these two are too damn funny not to love or like or whatever.

Uncle, what was it like when Anty my special name for my long departed Aunt was pregnant with Lu Ten?

"Zuko, it was the most beautiful thing in the world. The process was indeed hard and stressful. But as time went on, our spirits only grew closer to one another. There was a special union between us that would never truly let us become angry at one another. Our souls combined to produce a child that was made of the best of us, though I suspect it was your aunt's beauty that shone through mine. She was the inspiration for my fire and I would relive any day throughout our life together just to see her once more. Please now young prince, or should I say my Fire Lord, can an old man get some rest?"

Of course Uncle, A man need's his rest.

I thank you Agni everyday for my Uncle, the man who showed me how to become a man and walk a noble path. Please let him find love again in his life. A soul as gentle as his deserves it.

"Also, my nephew, as you three finish off the last 3 bottles, please remember to take it easy on the young airbender, he is new to marriage unlike you two."

But uncle, that's half the fun, making him freak out and become scared of Katara's shadow and then his own….it's too enticing.

"And what of the times when he helped you deal with Mai, whom is a master of her own deadly arts? Your own mouth and dimwits almost saw to your own grave during her pregnancies. I understand the wine and soon the Sake will run its course but have some mercy on the boy, or I will play another prank on you, in your own house…"

NOOOO, ok ok Uncle, we'll go easy on him I promise; but please, can Sokka and I please play a joke on him as long as it's out of love?

"You three will always be boys, more like brothers, by all means."

Thank you uncle!

"But when Aang comes to, I had nothing to do with it Zuko, remember that if you can."

"Sure you didn't, but I will…. Hahahhaha"

Sokka you always laugh like a maniac when you're drunk with me in the Fire Nation.

"That's because I'm always with you angry jerk, now lets go have some fun! At Aang's expense of course."