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Chapter Fourteen:
Konoha the most peaceful hidden village in the world, or as peaceful a village full of trained assassins known as ninja could be. Yes, Kumo and Suna could be classified as peaceful, but with their current administrations it wasn't as peaceful. Suna was under the iron fist of the Yondaime Kazekage, while the Yondaime Raikage kept his village in line with his overbearing personality and quick temper. That and he could rival Tsunade of the Sannin in terms of physical strength. In Iwa the Sandaime Tsuchikage had his village in a constant state of martial law. In Kiri the Godaime Mizukage was still working to improve her village's image, which had been tarnished greatly by the manipulations of Uchiha Madara, and had maintained some of the practices of the Yondaime.
The Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, was pleased with the calmness of his village. It gave him time to reflect and enjoy the simpler things in life. Currently he was spending the early morning hours painting, it was a simple hobby that gave him time away from his most dreaded foe…paperwork.
Hiruzen looked up as a Chunin rushed into his office, "Lord Hokage!"
The Hokage frowned at the urgency in the young man's voice, "What's happened?"
The Chunin paused to catch his breath, "It's the Hokage Monument! That brat is defacing it!"
The Hokage rubbed his forehead to try and ease the headache, "Naruto…"
Outside the Hokage's Tower a group of Chunin was yelling up at a blond twelve year old who was sitting on a jury-rigged scaffold. Naruto merely yelled back.
The Hokage arrived and as the Chunin began apologizing for not catching the boy earlier, he shook his head. Naruto hadn't always been such a troublemaker, but after the restructuring of the village government the boy had been unfortunately lost in the system so to speak.
Someone had redirected both bank accounts that were being held in trust for the boy, one from his father and the other from his mother, and drained them before it was noticed. Luckily Inuzuka Tsume had started Naruto a personal account in a Land of Fire Bank, instead of the Konoha Bank used by most of the villagers. In his own account was the large amount of money gifted to him from several clan heads, most of who were paying debts owed to his father or mother, as well as the funds from the sold properties and the rent from the properties Tsume managed for him.
The financial issue was not as troubling as what else had happened. Naruto's heritage had been uncovered by one kunoichi from Iwagakure. Kurotsuchi had realized the connection between Naruto and Minato during her time as a hostage in Konoha during the One Year Kumo-Konoha Conflict. Kurotsuchi had not disclosed the information to her grandfather, and used it as a bargaining chip against Koga and the other Konoha Guardians she encountered.
These issues though were not the source of Naruto's acting out. As Naruto got older and was more exposed to the villagers when not accompanied by one of the Clan Heads or his friends. These encounters were not always pleasant. The easiest to remember was when Naruto entered a clothing shop he went to all the time with Tsume and Kiba. He'd gone on his own one day to buy a new pair of pants, but when the store owner saw him he chased Naruto out.
Incidents like this had happened continuously, even to the point where the Clan Heads sent their clansmen to accompany Naruto discreetly and to scare some store owners into serving the boy.
Naruto while being usually quite observant had never noticed this though. He did notice though how other villagers would ignore him outright, while that was better than the alternative of being punched, kicked, spat on, and having things thrown at him. Naruto had turned to pulling pranks to draw their attention to him.
Sarutobi turned to look at Naruto, "Uzumaki Naruto! What do you think you're doing?"
Naruto froze at the voice of the Hokage, "Huh oh…uh bye."
Naruto leapt from the monument and landing on a roof dashed through the village.
The Hokage turned to the gathered Chunin, "Go get him." Then as an afterthought, "Unharmed."
The Chunin nodded then dashed off to apprehend the boy.
Naruto ran into the residential district and dove under a cart just as the group of Chunin came around a corner.
Chunin 1, "Where'd he go?"
Chunin 2, "Damn, we can't let that brat get away with what he did."
Chunin 3, "Calm down. Remember the Hokage wants him captured unharmed."
Chunin 2, "Forget that. I'm going to bust that damn brat up for defacing the Hokage Monument."
A new voice spoke up, "You might want to reconsider that."
Naruto jumped as he heard the voice of Hyuga Koga from directly above him.
He saw the cart buckle twice as two objects landed on it, and then saw Koga's feet as the Hyuga jumped off the cart, next to him a second set of feet landed.
Koga spoke again, "Iruka. Naruto's under that cart, take him back to Lord Hokage. I'm going to remind this baka what happens when you forget Lord Hokage's orders."
Iruka reached under the cart and pulled Naruto out, "Hn, Naruto what were you thinking?"
Naruto huffed as he turned to his sensei, "Didn't think Jiji would have Koga hunting me."
Iruka frowned, "Naruto I wasn't talking about hiding under that cart, though really you could have chosen a less obvious place." Iruka pointed to the monument that was visible over the rooftops, "I was talking about that."
The visages of the four Hokages were covered in crude drawings and all looked like they had bloody noses.
Naruto crossed his arms, "So what?"
Iruka shook his head, "Naruto, the Hokages are much respected people. Why would you go and do something like that?"
Naruto grumbled, "Who cares, I'm going to surpass all of them. I will be better than all of those old men."
Koga looked over his shoulder at the two of them and chuckled, "Will you now? Perhaps after you've cleaned that mess up, now get going."
Iruka nodded, "Yes, we're going." Iruka caught Naruto's arm and dragged the boy toward the Hokage's Tower.
As they made their way Naruto noticed Iruka relaxed some, "Iruka-sensei, what had you so tense?"
Iruka glared at the boy, "You're lucky Koga's in a good mood today. The Yondaime Hokage was his sensei…he doesn't take kindly to people disrespecting the Hokages, that Hokage especially."
Naruto shrugged, "Koga won't hurt me he's the one who always gets me out of trouble."
Iruka shook his head in exasperation, "Naruto someday you might just push him over the edge with this talking down of his sensei. Even twelve years after his sensei's death he and his old teammates are still staunchly devoted to their fallen teacher."
Naruto looked toward the Yondaime's visage, "What was the forth like?"
Iruka shook his head, "I'm not really the best person to ask. There are six people you could ask though. Hatake Kakashi, though I think he's away on a mission. Koga of course, but I'd not push your luck for today. There's an ANBU captian but I don't know his name. Yuhi Kurenai, but she's in the middle of her Jonin qualification exam, best not to annoy her. Might Guy, he might be busy with his squad; he took a team last year. Then there's Mitarashi Anko, yeah, you're better off staying clear of her."
Naruto frowned, "Aren't all those people members of the Guardian Squad?"
Iruka nodded, "Yeah, they're the ones who handle special mission for the Hokage that even most ANBU captains don't have clearance for. Also they handle a lot of sensitive matters with the other villages."
Naruto shook his head, "Why is most of that squad made up of former students of the Yondaime Hokage?"
Iruka shook his head, "I really don't know. I know the current squad is a restructure of a defunct squad that existed during the reign of the Yondaime, but beyond that I know very little. I was about your age back then."
Naruto saw the tower come into view, "Do I really have to clean that all up?"
Iruka smiled at the boy, "After you're done we'll go for ramen, my treat."
The next morning the sun rose to find the Hokage Monument looking cleaner than it had in many years.
Iruka stood before his class as they all took their seats. There was the normal pushing and fighting by the girls to get the seat next to Sasuke. Sasuke hadn't improved much in the last six years since his father's death and the death of 80 percent of his clan. His behavior had pushed nearly all his friends away, except Sakura and Ino who had become the two most vocal members of his fan club.
Iruka had also seen some other splintering of that group over the years. Kiba was still the closest thing to a best friend Naruto had in the class, followed closely by Shikamaru and Choji. Shino had distanced himself from the group as well, but that was merely the way of the Aburame Clan. Hinata's stutter had lessened, and it was obvious she was the only girl who didn't fawn over Sasuke. Her attentions were turned to another individual; who Iruka was thankful wasn't completely oblivious.
Iruka counted roll then turned to Mizuki, who was currently sweating profusely at a dark green sheet of paper. Iruka had never figured out why Mizuki developed the fear of the color green, Mizuki practically had to walk around blind folded if he was going anywhere in Konoha. He was sure it had something to do with Mizuki's rash of unexplained injuries over the years, anytime Mizuki was overly harsh to Naruto, or any student it seemed, Mizuki would call in sick and show up with a new injury. The worst was probably two years ago when he'd had to stay in the hospital for three months in a full body cast.
Iruka took the sheet of paper from Mizuki, "You alright?"
Mizuki turned to Iruka, "Yeah…just peachy…um…I think I'm going to step out for a drink of water."
Iruka nodded, "Alright, could you take the roll down to the office."
Mizuki nodded, "Sure…ha…Naruto is labeled as being here right?"
Iruka frowned, "Of course he is. What's wrong with you Mizuki?"
Mizuki smiled and waved his hands in front of him defensively, "I'm fine…just wouldn't want another accident like what happened two years ago, you remember when I forgot to mark him as here and he almost got dropped from the academy."
Iruka nodded and turned back to the class as Mizuki exited the room, "Alright class, we're going to do a review on the possible ninjutsu's that might be used for the practical exam tomorrow. Do you all remember what those are?"
Sakura was the only one to raise her hand.
Iruka turned to Sakura, "Sakura, would you please remind the class?"
Sakura stood up, "Of course Iruka-sensei. The exam tomorrow will be on either the Bunshin or Henge."
Iruka nodded, "Right Sakura. Now, don't expect one ninjutsu will be used and not the other. Let's begin the review, line up down here and we'll begin."
Hokage's Tower…
Koga stood before the Hokage as the old man filed out several forms, "I hear you declined taking a team this year. Surprising, your little sister and one of your cousins is up for graduation."
Koga frowned, "It's not wise for me to teach my own relatives. I've already taught Hinata everything I can, until she improves on the techniques father and I have shown her she won't be able to use the same ones as me. Besides, I don't think she has it in her to be a cold hearted murder like me."
Hiruzen chuckled, "Cold hearted? That is not a term I hear used to describe you very often, once or twice a year perhaps, but never more than that. No, what I usually hear is that you enjoy your work. The Daimyo is quite pleased with your most recent work, how did you lure that nobleman to the cliffs?"
Koga smirked, "It was quite easy. Kurotsuchi was on the same mission from the Earth Daimyo. You know our rulers really need to coordinate these things better, we both wasted a day fighting over who would kill the teme."
Hiruzen nodded, "So I take it she lured him there. You snuck up behind him and broke his neck then threw his body over the cliff."
Koga nodded, "Yes, it was entirely too easy. Trying to make an assassination look like an accident was never meant to be so boring. I had to wait three hours on that blasted cliff."
Hiruzen unrolled a message from the Tsuchikage, "Yes, Onoki also found it strange that you both were on the same mission so he did some digging, as did we of course. Our investigation came up with one conclusion. This assassination was more political than we realized. That nobleman was in a marriage contract with the Fire Daimyo's daughter, you remember her of course."
Koga glared, "Yeah, the girl that keeps requesting me for those C-rank missions to perform 'ninja tricks' at the Daimyo's Castle."
Hiruzen smiled at the younger man's irritation, "Yes, well it seems at a recent gathering of some of the Daimyos she met a young man from the Land of Earth…he happens to be an illegitimate son of the Earth Daimyo."
Koga crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes, "She fell in love with him and used us to kill her intended?"
Hiruzen nodded, "Correct, but at the same time she asked her father to request the job, and requested you do it personally, the illegitimate son of the Earth Daimyo requested the same mission from his father. Kurotsuchi being assigned to the mission was merely due to her knowledge of the Land of Fire from her stay here."
Koga shook his head, "Great, I see it now, the next Fire Daimyo is going to be some illegitimate son of the Daimyo of our worst enemies."
Hiruzen frowned, "Not likely. Besides the Fire Daimyo has three sons, and several grandson's whose claims are stronger. This union will be very important to the future of peaceful relation with the Land of Earth."
Koga lowered his head, "So you want me to become the Princess's personal guard?"
Hiruzen shook his head, "No, such a task is too far below your skill level. Anyway I need you to handle more important matters for awhile. We'll let the politicians deal with that other stuff. For now I have no further missions for you, why don't you take some time off, Hanabi I hear is much more like your father and you."
Koga frowned, "What is with people comparing me to my old man, I'm nothing like him."
Hiruzen became serious, "Koga, take the time off. It's only been a couple years since your father's wife passed away. No doubt your presence is needed with your clan."
Koga huffed and turned to the door, "As you command Lord Hokage."
At the Academy…
Iruka was down to the last few students. Naruto was next up on performing the two jutsu. Naruto turned back to his class and waited for Iruka's command.
Iruka nodded, "Henge into me."
Naruto did the handsigne, but when the smoke cleared after he'd called up the name of the jutsu standing before them was a poor henge of the Hokage. This made the class break into laughter.
Iruka glared at Naruto as he released the henge, "Naruto, I told you to henge into me, and that was a horrible henge of the Hokage."
Naruto bowed his head, "Sorry sensei."
Iruka shook his head, "Do the bunshin and make one copy of yourself."
Naruto nodded and attempted to do the jutsu. This time when the smoke cleared a sickly looking representation of Naruto lay on the floor twitching.
Iruka huffed, "Naruto, why can't you do a simple E-rank jutsu?"
Naruto shook his head, "I don't know sensei…it just happens I do everything you taught us to do."
Iruka pointed to the desks, "Sit down Naruto, I suggest you do a lot of studying tonight if you're going to pass the exams tomorrow."
It was the end of the day and Mizuki was sitting in the bar he frequented the most. It was the only one where a certain green spandex wearing Jonin had yet to track him down to. Mizuki had never figured out why Might Guy seemed to be so protective of the demon brat, but he was, and somehow always found out about Mizuki's attempts to get Naruto kicked out of the academy or crippled so he'd have to drop out.
Mizuki was on his third bottle when a cloaked stranger sat next to him, "I've been watching you. You seemed troubled friend."
Mizuki turned to the stranger, the cloak only obscuring his face from the other occupants, he had silver white hair and glasses, "You look a little young to be in a place like this. Your forehead protector shows you're a leaf-nin, but I don't seem to remember you being at any Chunin meetings. So you're either still a Genin or a Jonin I've never heard of?"
The stranger smiled pleasantly, "I'm hurt Mizuki-sensei, don't you remember me. I'm Yakushi Kabuto, I used to hold the door for you when you were in that wheelchair after falling off the Hokage Monument a few years ago."
Mizuki grimaced at the memory of his six months of needing to use a wheelchair. Guy had really taken it overboard that time; he couldn't even remember what he'd done to get Guy that mad to kick him off the Shodai's head.
Kabuto grinned at Mizuki's discomfort, "I've wondered sensei, why do you seem to get injured so often. I'm sure if someone looks at your medical files they'd fine you've broken at least every bone in your body at least once in the last six years."
Mizuki glared at the younger man, "It's because I'm the only one in this blasted village who's smart enough to realize something about that brat. Everyone else either ignores him, or panders to him no matter what he does. You know he let a stink bomb off in the middle of the October 10th festival last year. He was caught by Hyuga Hiashi, and the Hokage let Hyuga-sama decide the punishment."
Kabuto became interested, "What was the punishment?"
Mizuki narrowed his gaze, "He had to assist with the cleanup from the festival the next day, and had to paint the surrounding wall of the Hyuga Compound. It took him a month to finish that and I heard Hyuga-sama let him stay and eat dinner with his clan each night."
Kabuto nodded, "Yes that sounds like a horrible punishment. I bet that high class noble food was just horrid to eat."
Mizuki fumed, "If it was anyone else beside that brat, Hyuga-sama would have sent them to the stocks for sure."
Kabuto grinned, "Of course sensei…it's so unfair that such a worthless loser like that gets preferential treatment. Perhaps it's time you left this village…found someone more amicable to your thinking."
Mizuki frowned, "Betray the village? What you're talking about is treason?"
Kabuto's grin widened, "It's only treason if you're caught. It mustn't be that hard to slip away unnoticed, look at Uchiha Itachi. Six years and even the best hunters haven't caught him."
Mizuki glared at him, "That's not a name we throw around frivolously around here. He was a Guardian of Konoha and betrayed not only the village and his teammates, but also his family. He killed more loyal ninja in one night than the Kyubi attack and the Kumo-Konoha conflict combined."
Kabuto chuckled, "I'm not suggesting you go out and murder a bunch of people…though you will need something to show our benefactor your loyalty."
Mizuki frowned, "What would I need to do?"
Kabuto knew he had Mizuki now, "The scroll of forbidden jutsu. It's kept in the Hokage's Tower, the archives are located near the Hokage's Residence in the west-wing of the tower."
Mizuki crossed his arms, "That's not an easy job to do…but I might have a solution that will solve both my problems."
Naruto woke up on his bed surrounded by scrolls and notes. He shot up when he realized he'd forgotten to set his alarm and he was already five minutes late. He quickly changed, ate, and dashed out the door.
He entered the classroom and took a seat vacant seat next to Sasuke. Sasuke glared at Naruto, "You're lucky baka. Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-sensei had to postpone the exam till this afternoon…something about a meeting."
Hiruzen looked at the gathered ninja, "Koga report."
Koga stepped forward, "I recently received intelligence from Master Jiraiya. He sent it through the drop used by him and sensei. Kakashi and I take turns checking that drop just to be safe. He reports that Orochimaru is no longer aligned with the group led by Madara and that unknown person Yagura said is the acting leader. Apparently Orochimaru had a falling out with the group over something relating to Itachi."
Mikoto stepped forward, "So Itachi is working with the founder?"
Koga nodded, "Though we've known that for sometime this is the first confirmation we've received. Orochimaru's whereabouts are unknown now, but Master Jiraiya said this happened not long before Otogakure cropped up."
Asuma frowned, "A connection?"
Koga nodded, "We're assuming so for the moment."
Hiruzen nodded, "Koga send word to the Mizukage, tell her I request her assistance in investigating this matter. If we investigate Orochimaru may try something desperate."
Iruka and Mizuki frowned at this information but for different reasons.
Naruto was getting board as he and his classmates were waiting for their sensei's to arrive.
He was about to plan a prank when the door slid open and the two sensei entered and stood before the class. Iruka spoke, "Alright class. We'll start with the written test. Once you're done turn your paper over and wait until your name is called. You can begin as soon as you get your test."
Iruka handed out the written exam and returned to the front of the class. He and Mizuki waited as the students began working.
The first to finish was Sakura.
Iruka looked up as she turned her paper over, "Sakura, go into the next room and do the jutsu requested by the examiners in there."
Sakura nodded and exited the room.
One by one the students were sent to the next room. Naruto watched each of his friends leave and was soon the last one in the room. Finally after two hours he turned his paper over.
Mizuki hid is glare as he looked up at Naruto, "Finally…head into the next room, you should know that much by now."
Naruto got up and headed into the next room. He found Iruka and Mizuki at a table with a single forehead protector sitting before them. Naruto realized everyone else had passed. He frowned at the sensei, "Iruka-sensei, if you're both in here?"
Iruka chuckled, "Only Mizuki is in the classroom Naruto. I slipped out after handing you all your tests. Mizuki has a monitor in the classroom at the desk and is able to grade the practical from there. We decided on this after all the accidents Mizuki keeps having."
Naruto shook his head, "But you were the one telling all the others to report to this room?"
Iruka shook his head, "No, a simple Genjutsu. Naruto, everyone else had seen through that."
Naruto huffed, "What jutsu do I have to do?"
Iruka looked at his list, "Hmm…sorry Naruto looks like you got Bunshin again."
Naruto had a look of disbelief. He'd attempted for early graduation the previous two years, but had failed the exam both times. The first one because he didn't score high enough on the written, and the one last year because he failed at creating a Bunshin let alone holding it for required thirty seconds.
Naruto prepared and tried to create the Bunshin, but just like the day before the one that appeared looked half dead.
Iruka shook his head, he'd secretly hoped that Naruto would at least pass this year so he'd be with his own age group, "Sorry Naruto, but I can't let you pass. Better luck next year."
Naruto bowed his head dejectedly, "Hey…thanks Iruka-sensei."
Iruka watched Naruto leave the room. He turned to the hidden figure in the corner, "You see what I mean?"
Koga stepped into light with his Byakugan active, "More than you know. Keep an eye on him Iruka. In that state he's more vulnerable than you know."
Iruka nodded, "I'll finish up my report to the Hokage then go take him to Ichiraku's. That might cheer him up a little."
Koga deactivated his dojutsu then turned and left.
Outside Naruto was sitting on the swing that hung from one of the branches in the courtyard of the academy. He could hear the civilian parents congratulating their children, and a few were even mocking him.
Kiba ran up to Naruto but stopped short and frowned, "Hey, where's your forehead protector?"
Naruto shook his head, "I didn't pass the practical that's an automatic failure for the entire exam."
Kiba's frown deepened, "Sorry Naruto…mom's taking Hana and me out to dinner to celebrate, want to come?"
Naruto shook his head, "Nah, you guys go ahead…I'll just head home."
Kiba sighed, "You sure man?"
Naruto nodded, "Yeah."
Kiba looked toward where their other friends were meeting their parents, "Should I tell the others?"
Naruto shook his head, "Hinata will just worry, Sakura would probably pound me for not getting help, Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji will just act confused, and Shino will just say it was expected."
Kiba frowned, "Well, I doubt Shino would be that cold about it, but how you going to be able to face Sasuke. You two have been rivals since practically day one."
Naruto shrugged, "Guess he'll have to find a new rival. It'll be a year before I can even try again, and by then you'll probably be Chunin."
Kiba huffed, "See you around Naruto…just try not to get into too much trouble."
Naruto nodded then watched his friend run back to his mother and sister. He couldn't hear what was said but both Inuzuka women looked in his direction, and Naruto was forced to avoid eye contact.
Mizuki snuck up behind Naruto, "What's wrong Naruto? Why aren't you congratulating your friends?"
Naruto huffed, "Eh, what's it matter? They're not going to want to be my friends now; they won't have the time between their teams and missions."
Mizuki nodded, "Of course. Though you really can't fault Iruka-sensei, he merely wants to ensure you're prepared for the hardships of being a shinobi. Did you know you and Iruka are a lot alike?"
Naruto looked up at Mizuki, "We are?"
Mizuki nodded, "Yea, Iruka is an orphan just like you. He lost his parents during the Kyubi attack twelve years ago."
Naruto frowned, "What's that got to do with not letting me pass?"
Mizuki grinned to cover up his smirk, "Iruka sees you as a little brother, and he's always seen himself reflected in you. I wonder, did he mention the alternate way to graduate?"
Naruto looked surprised, "Alternate way?"
Mizuki sighed, "Obviously he's still being overly protective. It's very dangerous; if you're interested I'll tell you what you need to do."
Later that night…
Konoha was quietly in the embrace of night. Only the few guards needed to maintain security were up. This peaceful night was suddenly interrupted by the blaring of alarms as a call to arms went up.
Moments later a mass of ninja gathered outside the Hokage Tower. Hiruzen standing in the middle of them, "Alright, Naruto has stolen the Scroll of Seals. I need you to search the village, leave no stone unturned."
The Jonin and Chunin scattered to begin their search.
Koga was searching near the eastern gate with his summonings when he noticed Iruka dash over the wall and into the forest, "That's strange?" Koga turned to Gen, "Gen, you sure Naruto's scent is around here? I'm not getting anything."
A low growl came from the dire wolf's throat, "Of course you're not getting anything. You know when you summon the Hunters your own sense of smell drops to the level of an average human."
Koga grumbled, "I know, and it's still irritating." Koga turned back to the way Iruka had gone, "Come on Gen, let the others check this area, let's see if the brat was brazen enough to leave the village."
Naruto sat near an old hut reading the Scroll of Seals, "Damn, the first one had to be a bunshin jutsu didn't it. Well, if it will help me graduate then I'll do it."
Sometime later Iruka arrived at the old hut, "There found you!"
Naruto turned to Iruka with a bright smile, "Iruka-sensei! Just wait I'll get to graduate now, I completed the secret task!"
Iruka looked confused, "Secret task? What are you talking about Naruto?"
Naruto pointed to the scroll open on the ground, "Mizuki-sensei said if I snuck this scroll out of the Hokage's Tower and learned a jutsu from it you would have to let me graduate."
Iruka frowned, "Mizuki…" realization finally struck Iruka just as he sensed the fuma shuriken aiming for Naruto. Iruka dove in front of his student and got struck by the overly sized shuriken in the back. Iruka noted Naruto's scared expression, "Naruto…run!"
Koga was riding on Gen's back as they made their way through the forest. Gen suddenly stopped and he seemed to tense up. Koga frowned, "What's wrong?"
Gen snarled, "Blood…Iruka's blood."
Koga leapt into the branches above him, "Lead the way."
Naruto glared at Mizuki, "Why Mizuki-sensei? Why do you want this scroll?"
Mizuki chuckled, "Why not? With that scroll I could buy my way into any village I want, preferably one without a blasted demon. I'm going to enjoy killing you demon, to bad I won't be able to stick around for all the praise they'll probably heap on me."
Naruto growled, "I won't lose to you!" Naruto used the cross ram sign, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" The clearing was filled with over a hundred copies of Naruto, "Alright! Let's do this!" They all yelled in unison.
Fifteen minutes later Koga landed in the clearing to find Iruka leaning against a tree in obvious need of medical attention, a lump of flesh that he assumed was Mizuki, and Naruto standing in front of Iruka with Iruka's forehead protector on.
Koga walked over to the pair with Gen following closely, "Well, isn't this a surprise? Someone want to fill me in?"
Naruto recapped the entire adventure, with some embellishments on the fight with Mizuki.
Koga nodded, "I see. Naruto, hold onto the scroll until we get back to the village. No matter what don't hand that to anyone unless it's the Hokage, and you're absolutely sure it's him."
Naruto nodded and clutched the scroll tighter.
Koga then turned to Iruka, "As for you…didn't I teach you better than to let some traitor trash beat you?"
Iruka scratched the back of his head, "Well, you know how it is. I was more concerned with Naruto's well being." Iruka bowed his head, "Mizuki told him."
Koga frowned, "Told him?"
Naruto caught what they were talking about, "Yeah, Mizuki-sensei told me about the Kyubi. He said how I'm the Kyubi."
Koga growled, "You are not the Kyubi. You are Uzumaki Naruto, you are the one protecting the village by restraining that monster."
Naruto frowned, "Koga…were you there when the Yondaime sealed the Kyubi?"
Koga bowed his head, "I'm sorry Naruto, but I'm not allowed to say anything on that subject. The Sandaime's Law prevents us from talking openly about such things. Mizuki has opened the door for some things, but you'll have to wait for the rest." Koga motioned to Gen and the Dire Wolf approached, "Well, we'd better get back to the village. Mizuki's got a lot of explaining to do."
Sarutobi was waiting for the group to return at the gate. He nodded to Koga who tossed the beaten Mizuki on the ground as Iruka and Naruto slid from Gen's back.
Koga indicated Mizuki, "Ibiki will want to have some words with this one."
Sarutobi nodded, "Very well, escort him to a holding cell for now." The Hokage turned to Iruka, "Iruka, how are you doing?"
Iruka nodded, "Fine Lord Hokage, nothing a little rest won't fix."
Sarutobi then turned to Naruto, "Now Naruto, if you'd be so kind as to return that scroll to me."
Naruto frowned then spoke up, "Jiji, if you really are who you say you are then you'd know what you gave me for my last birthday."
The Hokage chuckled, "Of course Naruto, I bought that jumpsuit you are currently wearing."
Koga and Iruka both sweat dropped and the revelation of where the jumpsuit had come from.
Naruto nodded and handed the scroll over to the Hokage. Sarutobi turned to Koga, "There's a Jonin meeting in my office to finalize Genin assignments. Please head over there."
Iruka stepped forward, "Lord Hokage, I need to make a slight alteration. Naruto has succeeded at passing the required jutsu. He performed a perfect Kage no Bunshin. I'm actually amazed at the number he created."
Koga nodded, "I saw it from a distance sir, and I'd never be able to make that many."
The Hokage nodded, "If that is so I'll take both of your words for it."
Naruto turned to Iruka, "Can we get ramen now?"
The three adults chuckled as Iruka directed Naruto off toward Ichiraku's.
Koga looked around the room to find the other Jonin who've yet to acquire a team of Genin gathered. Koga made his way over to his normal associates. Kakashi nodded to him, "So anything dire happen?"
Koga shrugged, "Mizuki underestimated the brat, luckily Iruka got there in time."
Asuma frowned, "How'd Mizuki even know about that scroll, he's just a Chunin?"
Kakashi shook his head, "Hard to say. Iruka knew about it from missions he's accompanied me on, but he'd never let slip about something like that. We'll have to keep an eye open on possible threats."
Kurenai glared at the three, "Can you three shut up, the Hokage is about to speak."
Hiruzen stood in front of the crowd and cleared his throat to get their attention, "Alright, as you are no doubt aware it's that time of year again when we assign Genin squads. As a general rule certain teams are preferred due to clan considerations or skill levels." Hiruzen sighed then continued, "Now, if any of you wish to step out of the squad assignments this year please speak up."
Several Jonin including Genma and Hayate withdrew to the back of the room. Koga moved to join them.
Hiruzen noticed him, "Ah, Koga. I see you're withdrawing. Would you please come assist me with these assignments."
Koga bowed, "Of course Hokage-sama." Koga then moved to flank the Hokage.
Soon only ten Jonin remained including Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai.
The Hokage called up a Jonin then Koga leafed through several files then handed three to the Hokage. This continued until Kakashi was called up for team 7. Kakashi nodded to Koga who selected a file with the Uchiha crest and one with the Uzushiogakure symbol for the final member he pulled out a file with the generic leaf symbol.
The Hokage frowned as he looked at the files, "Hmm…interesting. Yes, I do see this team being balanced, Uchiha Sasuke the top rookie of this class, Haruno Sakura one of the top three kunoichi of the class, and Uzumaki Naruto…the dead last of the class."
Kakashi reached forward for the files, "I'll accept this assignment…as long as they pass my test that is."
The Hokage nodded then handed the files over and called up Kurenai. He was a little less shocked by Koga handing him Hinata and Kiba's files along with Shino's.
After team nine was assigned the only team left was Asuma's. He was happy to get the new generation of the Ino-Shika-Cho formation, and wanted to see how far he could push this group to surpass their fathers.
Two days later…
Koga had heard from Hinata about the assignments of the teams. Hiashi knew his son had a hand in the distribution of the teams, but didn't comment on it to his daughter.
Hiashi and Koga left the compound about an hour before Hinata had to meet with her new team. Hiashi led the way as they were both going to the same location, "So you feel Kurenai will do a better job training you sister than you can?"
Koga shrugged, "I expect we'll be surprised by what comes from her learning from someone outside our clan."
Hiashi nodded, "Indeed. Do you know what tests will be used today?"
Koga chuckled, "Kakashi will no doubt use the bell test. He's got the most explosive combination of students. Kurenai will probably test her team's hunting ability as that's what their more focused too. Asuma, it's hard to say."
Hiashi turned the corner and they both headed up to the observation platform in the central training grounds. Hiashi moved to sit with the other clan heads waiting to hear their children's progress. Koga moved over to where a group of sensor ninja and Hyuga were dividing up assignments.
A young Yamanaka turned to Koga, "Jonin Koga, sir!" The other ninja snapped to attention.
Koga huffed, "Let me guess, I outrank all of you."
The Yamanaka nodded, "Yes sir, I'm the next highest in rank. I'm a Chunin, just promoted after the last exam."
Koga nodded, "Alright…I want at least two sensors on each of the ten training fields being used. Also I want one Hyuga on each field as well. No invasive probing or doing anything to interfere. I'll be observing as well."
Koga took up a stance between the clan heads and the sensor ninja.
The Hokage entered and nodded to Koga, "I believe the first teams should be starting soon."
Koga nodded and turned toward the fields. He activated his Byakugan, "Alright! Teams 2 and 4 are starting, get into position."
The ninja assigned to observe dropped to their stations and began their jutsus. Surreptitiously the Hokage withdrew a crystal ball and activated the viewing jutsu.
The clan heads ignored the sensor ninja as they rattled off information in regards to the two teams, as these teams had none of their children on them.
After about five minutes Koga shook his head, "Team 4 has failed their test. Teams 1, 3, and 6 are beginning."
Choza shouted toward Koga, "Hey! What's up with our kids?"
Koga frowned then focused his dojutsu, "Team 7 is currently awaiting their Jonin-sensei, Team 8 is going over the rules of their test, and Team 10 is awaiting Nara Shikamaru."
Shikaku fumed as his teammates heckled him about his son's laziness.
Koga turned his attention back to the training fields, "Team 8 is starting as are teams 5 and 9."
Team 8…
Kurenai smiled as her three Genin entered the clearing of the training ground, "Welcome team 8. I hope you're all ready."
Kiba grinned, "Whatever this test is we'll beat it in no time at all."
Shino nodded curtly, "We will perform to your standards Kurenai-sensei, with no doubt."
Hinata joined her teammate's positive outlooks, "We'll do our bests Kurenai-sensei."
Kurenai nodded, "Alright, since trying to pull a fast one like telling you only two of you will pass this test won't fly with you three, I'm going to pass over the kiddy stuff. You'll perform as a team and locate the six clues that will tell you were to find me. You have until sundown, now…go!"
Suddenly Kurenai vanished as her Genjutsu dropped.
Kiba turned to Hinata, "Quick Hinata your Byakugan!"
Hinata nodded and activated her dojutsu, "No good. Kurenai-sensei knows my limit she's outside it."
Shino spoke, "Hinata, don't focus on Kurenai-sensei. Remember she said there were six clues. As there are three of us that means there are two clues for each of us."
Kiba nodded, "Right, so we should split up and find them."
Shino shook his head, "No, that would be too obvious. No doubt it will take at least two of us to reach any of the clues."
Kiba huffed, "Fine, so where's the first clue brainy?"
Shino pointed to Kiba, "Your nose Inuzuka."
Observation Tower…
Koga nodded, "Team 8 seems to be tracking Kurenai. Her test seems to be a hunting exercise."
Tsume nodded, "She's testing to see how well the three of them work as a team."
Hiashi frowned, "We'll have to see how it goes, but I'm sure the three of them will figure it out."
Shibi nodded, "You are right Hyuga-sama, but shouldn't your daughter and Lady Tsume's son have a natural sense of teamwork, they have a familiar connection."
Koga growled from his post, "That connection is in the room Aburame-sama."
Shibi nodded to Koga, "No offense Jonin Koga, I was merely stating a known fact."
Koga turned back to the fields, "Teams 2, 5, and 9 have all failed. Team 9 may need medical assistance."
Shikaku turned to Koga, "Has my lazy son finally shown up?"
Koga nodded, "Yes Nara-sama. Asuma is currently giving his team a lecture about punctuality."
Mikoto then spoke, "Has Kakashi shown up yet?"
Koga snickered, "He's there, but his students are just too busy arguing to look."
Team 7…
Naruto and Sasuke were glaring at each other as Sakura was trying to separate them. All this time Kakashi was on the other side of the training grounds at the memorial stone.
Kakashi looked up toward where he could hear the three Genin arguing, "Well, guess I'll have to cut this visit short. Don't worry sensei; I'll make sure your son becomes the strongest ninja." He suddenly hears Sakura yell something and sees Naruto fly through the bushes, "Though, I may need some help to keep that promise."
Observation Tower…
Koga winced as Naruto was sucker punched by the pink haired Haruno, "Um…Team 7 may get started soon."
The Hokage nodded from where he was watching everything through his crystal ball.
Koga turned to one of the sensor ninja, "Hey, what's up with team 1?"
The sensor ninja turned to Koga, "Team 1 chose to surrender. Their sensei gave them the choice to surrender and go back to the academy or fail and be dropped from the ninja program permanently."
Koga nodded, "Fine, Team 1 is out." Koga focused back on Asuma's team, "Team 10 is beginning."
Team 10…
Asuma nodded to his three Genin, "Okay, let's see how well you three can do your family jutsu. Understand I know how to counter all your individual techniques. You'll only be able to beat me by using you techniques in perfect harmony."
Shikamaru nodded, "Ino!"
Ino, "Ready! Hold him still Shikamaru."
Shikamaru made his hand seal, "Shadow Bind!" Shikamaru's shadow shot out toward Asuma.
Ino believing Asuma captured used her technique, "Mind Transfer Jutsu!" Ino's body went limp and slumped against Shikamaru's.
Shikamaru turned to Choji, "Aright Choji, your turn."
Choji nodded, "Body expansion jutsu!"
Ino suddenly jolted up, "No Choji, it's a trap!"
Observation Tower…
Koga shook his head as he sees Asuma's signal, "Team 10 passes. They're a little ruff, but they'll improve."
Inoichi frowned, "Any serious damage?"
Koga shook his head, "Your daughter is fine. Choza's kid might have some mild bruising from punching a henged rock. Shikamaru is of course unharmed."
The Hokage nodded, "Very good. We have four teams left, how are they doing?"
Koga examined the fields again, "Hmm…Team 6 hasn't moved in a while."
A younger Hyuga turned to Koga, "I think their sensei caught them in a Genjutsu."
Koga frowned, "Then Team 6 failed. Where's their sensei?"
A sensor ninja huffed, "He left them and went to a bar."
Koga grumbled, "Send someone to get them out of that Genjutsu, then find their sensei and schedule him an appointment with Ibiki."
The sensor nodded and jumped from his seat.
Another sensor spoke up, "Sir, Team 3 failed their test. Their sensei was using the bell test, and they argued over who got a bell."
Koga shook his head, "Mark it. Only teams 7 and 8 are still going. Team 7 seems to be finally getting started."
Team 7…
Kakashi watched his three students dive off in different directions. He frowned at this, "Hmm…seems they haven't caught onto the gist of this test."
Kakashi noticed Naruto had appeared before him, "I see, so the dead last is going to go first."
Sakura was sitting within her chosen hiding place trying to understand the purpose for the test. She'd had several lessons from Hyuga Koga during her time in the academy as he was her sponsor. Her performance didn't only reflect on her own family, but also on the Hyuga Clan. She remembered how he always said a Genin team was made up of three individuals.
Sakura spotted where Sasuke was and made her way to him, "Sasuke."
The Uchiha prodigy glared at her, "What are you doing here? You're going to give my location away."
Sakura narrowed her gaze, "No time for your mightier than though bull shit Uchiha. I may like you, but I have to pass this test just as much as you do, and the only way we'll do that is by working together. Now we need to regroup with Naruto."
Sasuke looked into the clearing, "That's not going to be easy. The dobe got himself caught in one of sensei's traps."
Sakura saw Naruto hanging upside down by from a snare trap, "Damn Naruto, of all the knuckleheads we could get stuck with."
Sasuke frowned, "Sakura, if there's only two bells then only two of us can pass. We don't need him."
Sakura shook her head, "Something isn't right. I spoke with Koga-san about how we're promoted to Chunin awhile back. The Chunin exam requires a three man Genin squad. Why would they take away one team member when we'll just need him back to get to the next level?"
Sasuke huffed, "Alright…I'll draw sensei's attention while you get Naruto down from that trap. Be careful, sensei wouldn't let a rescue be this simple."
Sasuke landed in the middle of the clearing, "Hey! Sensei! Enough with this stupid test, I'll show you what a Uchiha is really capable of."
Sakura watched Sasuke for a moment then moved to the branch over Naruto, "Naruto."
Naruto looked up to see Sakura above him, "Hey! Sakura!"
Sakura motioned for him to be quiet, "Naruto, I'm going to cut you lose. There's probably more traps in this area, as soon as you're free get away from this tree."
Naruto landed then handspring clear of the tree. Sakura landed next to him, "Now to get Sasuke and regroup."
The pair turned to find Sasuke up to his shoulder in the ground with Kakashi's foot on his head. The Copy Ninja turned to his other two students, "Hmm, so he was distracting me so you could free Naruto. Now how are you going to free Sasuke?"
Naruto turned to Sakura, "My clones can keep him busy, but it's only going to be for a minute at most."
Sakura nodded, "We'll make due."
Naruto made the cross ram sign, "Kage Bunshin!"
Twenty Naruto copies appeared and pushed Kakashi back as Naruto and Sakura pulled their teammate out of the ground. Sasuke glared at Naruto's clones, "Those aren't going to keep him much longer. We need a plan."
Sakura nodded, "We need to make it quick, our times almost up."
A cough from behind them signaled their sensei was standing behind them. The three Genin turned to find their sensei giving them his trademark eye smile, "You pass."
Observation Tower…
Koga nodded, "Team 7 has passed…Team 8 is moving…in this direction?"
The Hokage frowned, "Why would they be coming here?"
Koga examined the tower and the surroundings, "Ah, it seems Kurenai is hiding near here. Her team will find her in approximately four minutes."
Team 8…
Kiba handed the sixth scrap of paper to Hinata, "So what's it say?"
Hinata frowned, "It's some kind of code I think?"
Shino looked over her shoulder, "Hmm…I think I understand. As we know my assumption that the clues were divided among us two a piece was incorrect. We needed to follow Kiba's nose to locate the areas the clues were in, Hinata's Byakugan to locate the scraps," Shino held his hand out and allowed his bugs to match up to pheromone trails on the paper, "and my bugs to decipher the message."
Hinata read the message, "From the training grounds observational tower head north to training ground zero. From there head toward the fallen tree. From the tree head to the small creek that runs between training grounds zero and one. Follow the creek to the edge of the Third Training Ground. Find the memorial stone in the Third Training Ground. From the memorial stone head back to the observational tower, I'll be waiting at the base of the tower."
Shino nodded as he checked the mental map he'd made of the area, "This is the path we've followed in collecting these notes. That means Kurenai-sensei is waiting at the observation tower in Training Ground Zero."
Kiba huffed, "You mean we went in a huge circle for nothing?"
Hinata shook her head, "Doubtful Kiba, sensei must have been watching us the entire time. We mustn't keep her waiting."
Observation Tower…
Koga nodded as he deactivated his Byakugan, "Team 8 passes."
The Hokage nodded, "Well done, everyone, thank you for your excellent work today. You may now return to your normal duties."
Koga watched as the other ninja departed then moved to a flanking position beside his father as was customary. Hiashi turned to his son, "I expect a full report on Hinata's work during this test."
Koga nodded, "I'm sure she's perfectly fine giving you that report herself. Besides, I may embellish a few points."
Hiashi shook his head, "You're twenty seven you're supposed to be past the rebellious stage."
Koga shook his head, "Sorry father, but I'm still just as rebellious as I was at fifteen."
Shibi frowned, "Hyuga-sama? Would your son not settle down if you got him a wife?"
Koga stared shocked at the Aburame Clan leader.
Hiashi rubbed his chin, "I have pondered that thought for some time, but just tossing girls at my son doesn't work. Not that there aren't a plethora of women throwing themselves at him. He just hasn't found that right match to counter his more rash behavior."
Choza chuckled from where he sat, "If I remember right, Koga and that Kurotsuchi girl from Iwa hit it off. Perhaps an alliance through them could solidify relations."
Hiruzen chuckled, "Yes, one of the Yondaime Hokage's students marries the granddaughter of the Sandaime Tsuchikage. It could work, but I fear we'd just start fighting again in regards to who moves to who's village."
Tsume huffed, "You lot talk like the pup isn't even in the room."
Koga turned to his aunt, "Didn't we agree you'd stop calling me pup in public. It's very demeaning."
Tsume smirked evilly at her nephew, "I never agreed to anything pup, besides you're still young compared to the rest of us."
Koga huffed, "Father, might I please be excused. I'd rather not be present while you're discussing possible matches for me."
Hiashi nodded, "Very well, but truthfully Koga this is not a subject that can be left idle. It's already evident that you are a starting point for a new branch of the Hyuga and Inuzuka Clans. In fact the council could even order you to start a new clan."
Koga sprung to a window, "Don't even joke about that." In a swirl of leaves he vanished.
Shikaku frowned at Hiashi, "You really thinking of declaring him separate from your clan?"
Hiashi stared at the now empty window, "And why not. Koga portrays the greatest aspects of both my clan and the Inuzuka. I wouldn't make the motion unless I saw the results of his offspring, but from an incident that occurred a few years ago I'm already assured of the outcome."
Inoichi frowned, "What incident?"
Hiruzen frowned, "That's a personal subject of the Hyuga Clan. It's best not spread around due to the people involved."
The other clan heads nodded their understanding and began to depart in their usual groups.
Naruto watched as his friends piled into one of the extra large booths in Ichiraku's Ramen Bar. Teuchi had them installed when he started getting larger groups of ninja frequenting his shop. For the first time in six years Sasuke had even deemed to grace their group with his presence.
Ino turned to Sakura who was sitting on Sasuke's other side, "Have you heard if any of the other teams passed? Maybe we should have invited them as well?"
Shino shook his head as he answered, "Our team was the last to pass. We overheard one of the observers state, that only three teams passed this year."
Ino shivered, "It was that tough this time?"
Sasuke frowned, "Well, look who our sensei are. Sakura, Naruto, and I have Copy Ninja Kakashi. Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji have Sarutobi Asuma the son of Lord Hokage, and Hinata, Kiba, and Shino have Kurenai Konoha's Genjutsu mistress. If we had those three think of whom some of the others had."
Hinata frowned, "My brother wasn't a sensei this year. He withdrew from the selection."
Kiba huffed, "Too bad. I'd be envious of whoever got Koga for their sensei. Not to slight Kurenai-sensei, but my cousin actually fought in the last war. He's also well known in practically every country."
Shino nodded, "Yes, he's very well known Kiba. Iwa placed orders similar to those regarding the Yondaime Hokage, Suna regards him as a hero for some reason, Kiri offered him a place to go if he ever tired of serving Konoha, and Kumo has a huge bounty on him."
Hinata frowned, "Kumo dropped the bounty."
Shino tilted his head in recognition, "Of course Hinata, I forgot. Kumo used to have a huge bounty on him."
Naruto turned to Shino, "Hey Shino? Why's he got similar status with the Yondaime Hokage in Iwa?"
Shino shrugged, "I'm not really sure. I overheard my father mention it to my mother once when Koga's name came up at dinner. He said he was surprised all the Yondaime's students don't have that status."
Choji spoke up, "My old man said it's because Koga's a fuinjutsu expert. They say he was even taught in the old Uzushiogakure methods. They were said to be the best fuinjutsu experts, even better than the Yondaime Hokage."
Naruto frowned, "Uzushiogakure? What's that?"
Shikamaru narrowed his gaze at Naruto, "Man Naruto sometimes I forget just how thick you really are. Figured you'd at least know where you clan came from."
Naruto shook his head, "Shikamaru I don't have a clan…I don't even have a family."
Shikamaru huffed as he sat up straight, "Naruto, you weren't paying attention in history much were you?"
Naruto shrugged, "Never really thought we'd need it."
Sasuke spoked, "Naruto. You know the red swirl pattern on the back of all the Chunin and Jonin vests in our village?"
Naruto nodded, "Yeah I have a white one on my shoulder, and the ninja have them on their shoulders too."
Sasuke huffed, "Uzumaki Mito the wife of the Shodai Hokage was a member of the Uzumaki Clan. A powerful clan that heralds from the Uzushiogakure, or at least they did. During the Second Great Shinobi World War that village was destroyed by Kiri, because Kiri was afraid Uzushiogakure would aid us with their fuinjutsu. Obviously your parents were survivors who fled to Konoha."
Naruto frowned, "Why'd nobody ever tell me this?"
Shikamaru huffed, "Well, besides the obvious it doesn't matter. You're probably the last Uzumaki in existence, and they'd figured you learn about this stuff in the academy."
Naruto huffed and jumped over the back of his seat and landed in the middle of the table where several other ninja were eating, "Koga-san, why'd no one ever tell me about this stuff."
Koga looked at the blond boy blankly, "As Shikamaru said, it doesn't really matter. Would it change who you are to know there were once hundreds of people with the name Uzumaki. You are still Naruto, a ninja of Konohagakure."
Kakashi frowned, "Naruto, why'd you turned to Koga for that question and not me. I am your sensei after all."
Naruto turned to his sensei, "Because Koga knows my clan's techniques."
Koga shook his head, "Wrong Naruto. I know some of their techniques, but I wouldn't be able to teach them to you. I was taught in ways that are specific to Byakugan users. Without eyes like mine you'd never understand the complex matrixes of symbols that make up seals."
Kakashi nodded, "Besides Naruto, it's a long time from when you're ready to learn that kind of stuff. Besides, Koga isn't the only student of the Yondaime Hokage."
Naruto brightened, "He isn't? Right he isn't!"
Anko stood and caught Naruto by the scruff, "Right! Now could you get back to your table and stop jumping into the middle of our lunch."
Naruto slipped out of her reach, "Sorry! Um…bye!" Naruto darted back over the seat to his spot at the Genin table.
Asuma chuckled, "Good luck Kakashi, you're going to need it."
Kakashi turned to Koga, "You have any missions to Kiri in the near future?"
Koga frowned, "The Mizukage made a request for me to go pick up sensitive intel she didn't want sent by hawk. I'm supposed to leave in a couple weeks."
Kakashi glanced around the table, "Think you can alter the mission a little. Maybe add three or four more Jonin, and between nine and twelve Genin."
Koga sighed, "You want to make a detour to the ruins of Uzushiogakure."
Kakashi just eye smiled, "That is a great idea Koga?"
Koga growled, "Don't you lot of D-rank missions to do?"
End Chapter Fourteen
A/N: Okay, here you go, and please review. Expect a little delay in updates, I just had surgery and writing is a little iffy. I'm posting this with a large probability of errors.
