Killerninja123: yo readers! hey if you guys watch naruto part 1 when everyone was 12 and 13 do you guys remember when Lee was drunk when everyone was trying to get Sasuke back? Well if you guys do remember or not see who gets drunk Lee, then you'll see in this story that Lee or Gai get drunk or even both to double the disaster.
Naruto: we have this really cool plan, but I think it is idoitic becaues Hyuga here came up with it.
Neji:No my plan is cool!
Naruto:You just want to know if Kagome has the Mark of the Hyuga
Neji:no ...That's not it.
Killerninja123:shut up or else you guys will die!
Naruto:What are you going to do about it? Huh?
Gai POV
After five mouths and several days later of D-Rank missions, Otou-sensei let us train together. Kagome and Nagihiko looked like they want to throw up, but they both said nothing.
"Now, I really want to know which of my youthful students have good chakra control." Otou-sensei said "All you have to do is to try to walk or run on those tree right in front of me."
"Hai." Kagome said emotionlessly
"Hai, Lee-sensei." Nagihiko said
"YOSH!" I said very loudly
"Gai, do you always have to be so loud?" Kagome asked in her serious voice
"HAI!" I answered very loudly again
Kagome shook her head and said "We're ready Lee-sensei."
"YOSH NOW BEGIN MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!" Otou-sensei shouted
We consentrate on our chakra and then for only one second we raced up to the trees and began to run on them and now we are on the very top of the tree. I look down at Otou-sensei and saw his reaction. His face was seachless and his mouth was open really wide. We jump off of th tree. Otou-sensei still looked at us with silents.
"MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS HAVE AMAZING CHAKRA CONTROL!" Otou-sensei shouted in two minutes later. "YOU GUYS NEED TO TRIAN WITH EACH OTHER TO KNOW NOW! I MUST TELL EVERYONE!"
After that Otou-sensei left. Nagihiko and Kagome shook their heads.
"He acts like a seven year old." Kagome said
"Lee-sensei isn't the only one who acts like a seven year old." Nagihiko said
"Gai-sensei and Gai." Kagome said "Thery're the only one that act like a seven year olds."
"Come on my youthful rival, Kagome and my youthful friend Nagihiko lets train together." I said happily
"I think I'll pass, Gai." Nagihiko said kindly "but Kagome and I are sparing parthners. We train together all the time."
"Hn." Kagome said and I knew that she's agreeing with Nagihiko
"Please." I beg "Just this once and I promise that Otou-sensei will train me and you guys don't have to trained with me ever agian, but only if Otou-sensei is sick."
"Well okay." Nagihiko said
"I'm not sure about this." Kagome said in a serious voice.
"Come on Kagome please." I said begging her on my knees
"Hn." Kagome said and I knew that she wanted me to stop begging becaues I'm embaressing her, like how my Otou-sensei embaress Neji-sensei and Tenten-sensei when he's begging on his knees
Then Kagome, Nagihiko, and I got into our posistions. Kagome got out her scrolls, Nagihiko activate his Sharingan, and I was ready to master all of my Taijutsu that Otou-sensei taught me. Then we charge at each other. Kagome summon a weopan and it was a bow and arrow. And when she shot it at me and I saw a white and black light of a strange aura of balence like yin and yang, but I doged it and the arrow went through the tree.
"Kagome are you trying to kill me?" I asked
"No," Kagome said "I was testing my arrows becaues I hadn't use them for six years ago."
Then Kagome shot some more arrows at Nagihiko and I. I was wondering of how Kagome mastered Archery on her own. I mean her mother Tenten is a great Weopan Mistress, but Kagome is useing her chakra and conecting it to her weopans and make a powerful shot.
"KONNICHIWA MY YOUTHFUL GRAND KIDS!" I heard a voice
Everyon turned and we saw a thick eyebrows man that he wore green spandex and orange leg warmer.
"GAI-SAMA!" I yelled and huged him
"Were not your grand kids, Gai-sensei." Kagome said in a serious voice "Now go were training until Lee-sensei comes back."
"But guess who's behind me?" Gai-sensei asked excitedly
"Lee-sensei?" Nagihiko answered
"HAI, CORRRRRRECT MY YOUTHFUL GRANDSON!" Gai-sensei shouted
"I'm not your gandson." Nagihiko said
"But to me you guys are." Gai-sensei said
"Gai-sensei," Kagome said shaking her head. "can you go now?"
"Hai, hai," Gai-sensei said "by the way Lee is still telling everyone that you guys have good chakra control he'll be back at noon so you guys will have a team lunch in a fansy restaurant."
Then Gai-sensei left and then we continue our training. Kagome puts her bow and arrow back in the scroll and start useing other weopans and she threw them at me and Nagihiko. Seriously she's fast by throws really fast, faster then Tenten. Then after forseven hours of training Otou-sensei came.
"COME ON MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS LETS GO TO THE FANSY RESTAURANT!." Otou-sensei shouted
"Hai," Naghiko and Kagome said
"YOSH!" I said
Then we followed Otou-sensei to the restaurant. Then the waitress gave us a table.
"Would you like any drinks?'' she asked
"Me and my son will have drinks later." Otou-sensei said
"What about you little couple?" the waitress asked
"Were. Not. A. Couple." Kagome said and her face started to turned very pinkish red and Nagihiko's face started to turned very red.
"I'll have sun flower tea," Nagihiko said changeing the subject "and Kagome would like to have green tea."
"What about food?" the waitress asked agian
"CURRY!" Otou-sensei and shouted
"Sushi." Nagihiko said
"Just make anything." Kagome said
"okay your food will come soon." the waitress said and left
Naruto POV
"Hey, Neji." I said
"What?" Neji said
"Why are we going into a fansy restaurant?" I said
"Becaues, Lee is taking Kagome to th restaurant.'' Neji said quickly
"So whats the plan?" I asked again
"I already told you!" Neji shouted at me
"I...forgot." I said nervusly
"Okay and LISTEN carefully." Neji explained to me "When we go into the restaurant we cannot be notice by Kagome. We will order sake for Gai and Lee and then when they drink their 'water' they will get drunk and start destorying the restaurant and somehow Kagome and The Damn Uchiha Boy ( nickname for Nagihiko) try to get Lee and Gai back to their normal annoying, stupid, idoitic selfs. Got that?"
"Hai, Neji." I said "but will Kagome notice us?"
"I don't think so." Neji said very unsurly if is daughter will notice them "Come on we need to wear mask to cover our faces."
We put on some masks that we borrow/stole from Kakashi-sensei (Neji actualy borrows from Kakashi-sensei, and I just went and stole the mask and ramen). When we got to the restaurant seven hours later we saw Lee, Kagome, Gai, and Nagihiko. Lee and Gai sat next to each other and Kagome and Nagihiko sat across form them. I saw Neji's eyebrow twich, I mean Kagome and Nagihiko are best friends for a long time and I don't see why Neji has to get pissed about it. The waitress took us a table across from Kagome and Nagihiko.
"Do you like any drinks sirs?" the waitress asked
"Hai," Neji said "can you give two sakes for the wierd guy in spandexs and tell them its water and don't tell them it was from us."
"By the way," I said "did the girl and the boy across from the spandex guys ordered any tea or whatever they had?"
"Hai, sir." the waitress said "What would you like to eat and drink?"
"Ramen, and water please!" I said
"Green tea and fish soba." Neji said
"Okay it will come soon." the waitress said and then she left
Then we looked at Kagome's table carefully. Kagome was looking around the restaurant, she shugged at went to talk to Nagihiko. Then the drinks came.
Kagome POV
I looked around becaues I felt a familiar aura. Then I saw two Jounin ninjas. One ninja had spikey blond hair and blue eyes and the other had a loose pony tail like I have and familiar lavender eyes.
"Nagihiko," I said whipering into his ear "My father and uncle are here."
"Nani?" Nagihiko said "Why?"
"They want to see if we're the one of the 18 animal mark kids." I said
"But what are they planing to do?" Nagihiko asked
"I don't no," I said "but keep your eyes open."
Then the waitress came with our food and drinks. The waitress gave Gai and Lee-sensei two water and curry. then she gave us me food fish soba and green tea and she gave Nagihiko sushi and sun flower tea. When I saw the water there was something wrong with it. The water was a little bit clear and it was in those sake bottle.
"Nagihiko-," before I could say anything Lee-sensei and Gai drank their 'water'
"Hey," Lee-sensei and Gai both said "this water taste wierd!"
Then their faces blushed and then they started dancing in the restaurant as a couple. I wanted to puke and Nagihiko's face was the samething.
"What did they drank?" he asked me
"Sake." I said
"This is bad." Nagihiko said
After Lee-sensei and Gai stopped dancing they had another glass of sake and then they both pick up the chairs and threw it. then they started to destroying the place. Everyon ran out screaming and tell the Hokage this instance. I saw Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama still sitting at the table. Kuso! So this is what their planing! I thought.
"We got to do something." Nagihiko said.
Then out of no where Gai attack me and Nagiihko caught me just in time before I landed on the ground.
"Are you alright?" He asked
"Hai." I said
Gai and Lee-sensei stood next to each other and got into their Taijutsu stance. I took off my hitai-ate and I put my hitai-ate coverng my eyes. Nagihiko knew what I was doing.
"Kagome are you sure about this?" he asked
"Hai," I said "It's the only way."
I activate my Byakugan under my hitai-ate. I use my my mark of the Hyuga Clan symbol on the left arm that is on my bicept and now my eyes turned yin and yang. Then the Hyuga symbol apeared and the backround of the symbol has a tiger. I knew Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama are watching this right now, but I have to do something.
"Eto no tora: Kage to hi tora no keisei (Tiger of the zodiac: the formation of yin and yang tiger)!" I whisper to myself queitly so no one can't here me.
Lee-sensei and Gai came charging at me and then my hands started moving really fast faster than Tadase's technique, faster than the cheetha. My fingers were seprate from each other and my hands move everywhere, in the front of me and on the back of me. Lee-sensei and Gai tried to get me konck down, but I block their chakra points in the speed of light. I can't believe that my technique is going well, but everyone is watching me. I don't mind Nagihiko, but my Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama here. After my technique was over, I took off my hitai-ate and I put back on my forehead. Everyone was looking at me and I saw Otou-sama and Naruto faces. Their faces were speechless.I looked at Nagihiko and his face had a worry looked, I couldn't blame him. Then I saw Lee-sensei still drunk and Gai is still drunk too. I took out my scroll and I summon my bow and arrow. My bow and arrow are old fasion becaues it was from the Frederal Era. I threw my arrows into the air and the arrows line up in a shape of a tiger's paw. Then the arrows formed together to make a one full arrow. I grabbed the arrow and I got in posistion by using my Byakugan. Then the Hyuga symbol with the tiger backround apeared.
"Eto no tora: Kyodaina tora no tsume no yajirushi (Tiger of the zodiac: Tiger Claw giant arrow)!" I whisper to myself
I let go of the arrow and then the arrow deformed into it's orgianl arrows. The arrows caught Lee-sensei and Gai from their clothes and the arrows pushed them onto the wall and it made them stayed where they are, but they were still drunk. I threw a explosion tag around them.
"Bakuhatsu suru!" I shouted out loud
The explosion tag exploded and dust apeared. After the dust went away, the wall oft he restaurant was broken down and the wall that hangs Lee-sensei and Gai is still standing, but then the wall fell foreward and the wall crumble into tiny picecs. I grabbed my arrows by using invisable strings and I put my bow and arrow back into my scroll. now Gai and Lee-sensei are stiring back to normal.
"Gai, Lee-sensei are you okay?" Nagihiko asked
"No...we...feel...sick." Lee-sensei and Gai both said.
"What happen here?" said a voice
"Otou-san!" Nagihiko said
"Sasuke-sama." I said "Lee-sensei and Gai gotten drunk becaues my Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama bought sake for them. Can you take Lee-sensei and Gai to their house?"
"Hai." Sasuke-sama said and then he carried Gai and Lee-sensei in both arms and then they disapeared.
I went to a random table and lift it up and threw it at Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama.
"How did you know it was us?" Naruto Oji-sama said taking off his mask and Otou-sama did the same thing.
"Do you think that I'm stupid?" I asked in a serious angry voice
"I don't think that your stupid, Kagome." Naruto answered in a really nervus voice ''but I'm not sure about Neji."
I look at Otou-sama, but he didn't look at me.
"Do you think that I'm stupid, Otou-sama?" I repested the question again
He still look away and he didn't even look in me in the eyes.
"Hai." Otou-sama said
Then I punch him. Everyone gasped becaues I'm the daughter of Hyuga Neji. Then I punch Naruto Oji-sama. Agian everyone gasp becaues I'm the niece of the Hokage.
"What was that for?" Naruto Oji-sama said
"That's for getting caught up with this idiotic plan!" I said
"Also," I said and began to turn to Otou-sama "You ruin everything and I won't ever speak to you agian. Also do one favor. Never talk to me at all and don't bother me or else I will HATE you."
I took Nagihiko's hand and we walk to the counter. I took out my wallet gave gave the owner all of my money, Nagihiko did the same thing. The owner couldn't speak becaues of the money.
"Keep the change." I said "It should pay for the food and the damage."
"Please keep the money," Nagihiko said "We can get more when we're on missions."
no one spoke and then Nagijiko and I left.
Nagihiko POV
After we left the restaurant Kagome was in a preety bad mood. We went to Gai's house, we kncok on the door and Momo-san Lee's wife.
"Konnichiwa Momo-san." I said
"Konnichiwa Momo-san." I said "How's Lee-sensei and Gai doing?"
"Well, their very sick and dizzy," Momo said "but they should be better by tonight."
"That's good." I said
"Gomen a sai." Kagome said "We didn't know it was sake after they drank it."
"Don't worry at least they wern't hurt."Momo said "and please come in you guys look starving."
We went into the huse and then we ate dumplings with soba noodles. It was dealiscious and after that we saw Lee-sensei and Gai. They were sound assleep and then Kagome and I went to her house to tell Tenten what happen today. When we got there we open the sliding door and we saw my Ka-san talking with Tenten and Hinata.
"Konnichiwa, Nagihiko-kun, Kagome-chan." Ka-san said
"Konnichiha Ka-san." I said
"Konnichihwa, Sakura-sensei." Kagome said
"How was your day, Kago-chan, Nagi-kun?" Tenten asked
"Well, Ka-sama," Kagome said "Lee-sensei, Gai, Nagihiko, and I went to a restaurant and then I felt a familair pessence and I look around and saw Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama. Then the waitress gave us drinks and Lee-sensei and Gai's drinks turned out to be sake and then when Lee-sensei and Gai drank the sake they got drunk and started to destroyed the restaurant. I have to fight them and then after they were down they were not drunk anymore. After that I threw a table at Otou-sama and Naruto Oji-sama and then I punch them in the faces. Nagihiko and I use all of our money to pay the owner of the restaurant and then we go to visit Lee-sensei and Gai. Momo-san gave us lunch and then after we left we went to my house."
"Naruto and Neji-san are so getting it." Ka-san said
"I bet it was Naruto's idea." Tenten said
"No, its not Naruto-sama's idea." I said "It was Neji-sensei."
"WHAT!" said the three women adults
"R-R-R-Really?" Hinata-sama said "Ni-san came up with a stupid plan?"
"Hai." Kagome said
"I can't believe it." Tenten said "I'm going to talk to him."
"Nagihiko." Ka-san said "were having dinner here tonight. Okay?"
"Hai." I said
Kagome took my hand and we went to the backyard. Kushina, Nadeshiko, and Tadase saw us and they went inside. There was silents and we didn't spoke to each other. I knew that Kagome is very angry at Neji-sensei now and I knew that she dosen't want to talk unless if she wants to. We sat at the water bench of the pond. Kagome looked at the water and I just look down at the water with her. Then while we were in more silents for ten minutes, until the sun setted and Kagome has to make dinner today. I help Kagome make dinner. She was making fish, rice, noodles, vegables, red bean buns, dumplings, and kimchi that one is spicy and one is not. After we cook the food everyone was here. Kagome didn't speak to Neji-sensei, but she talk to Naruto-sama a little bit. We all sat down at the table.
"Itadakimasu." We all said and then we began to eat in silents
"Kagome..." Naruto-sama began "There is a D-rank mission that I want you to do alone. Is that alright?"
"Hn." Kagome said and I knew that means that she dosen't care.
"So where were you two today?" Tenten asked Neji-sensei and Naruto-sama
They both froze and I knew that their going to get in trouble soon.
"Nothing." Neji-sensei and Naruto both said
"Are you sure Ni-san?'' Hinata-sama asked "Becaues we heard rumors that a restaurant was destroyed becaues a baka Hokage and a baka Branch leader ordered sake to give Lee and Gai-kun sake!"
They both gulped and then Neji-sensei ate one kimchi. Neji-sensei's eyes widen, he started choking, and then he fainted, we all knew why he had fanited. Becaues when he eats spicy food he fainted. Naruto, Otou-san and Kushina laugh.
"Kagome-chan I thought you cook kimchi that is not spicy." Hinata-sama said in a confused voice
"I did." Kagome said "but I made one plat on kimchi that is spicy and the other plate is not spicy."
"That's good payback!" Naruto-sama said.
"I never knew that Hyuga fainted when he eats spicy foods." Otou-san said laughing.
Neji-sensei regain consciousness and he was furious at Kagome. I looked at Kagome and she ignore Neji-sensei and still kept on eating. After we ate we went back to the backyard.
"That was preety funny." I said
"Well I want to break the ice." Kagome said, but she wasn't showing any emotion.
I knew that I had known Kagome for 8 years and I want one thing that she can do for me. I want her personality back. I knew that her father Neji-sensei can be a big fat jerk, but I knew that he said some horrible things to her behind her back after our disapearence 6 years ago. I couldn't help it, but I was angry at the inside. I'm mostly angry at Kagome becaues she echange her personality, but I'm a lot more angry at Neji-sensei becaues of what he said to Kagome it just make me so angry that I want to beat him up.
'hey stop being angry!' my inner said
'I can be angry if i want to.' I said
'Come on cheer Kagome up.'
'No.'
'why are you a chicken like Otou-san's ass hair'
'No 'im not!'
'Then cheer her up!'
' okay okay I will just SHUT UP!'
'okay sayōnara!'
'Sayōnara.'
Man this is so hard I have to deal with my inner! Thinking about how Neji-sensei hurt Kagome's feelings just make me so mad that I can't stop being angry! Then suddely it all went to fast. I pin Kagome at a sakura tree behind her. My hands were between her. I couldn't beleive what I was doing! Kagome's eyes widen she didn't push me away, but she stare at my green eyes.
"N-Nagihiko." Kagome studdered and her face turned red
Kagoem put her right hand on my shoulder.I some how can't control my hands, but my hands went around Kagome's waist. What the hell am I doing. I thought. Our heads move closer and closer, our lips alomst touch until...
"OH MY GOD!" said three annoying voices
Kagome and I broke apart quickly and our faces turned really red as a tomato. We turned and saw Naruto Oji-sama, Kushina and Nadeshiko saw us. Then Otou-san and Neji-sensei came in and saw our face were red. Otou-san smile at us mischievously and Neji-sensei clench his fist. Ka-san and Tenten came in last and saw our red faces. They both smiled happily even Naruto-sama, Kushina, and Nadeshiko smiled happily a us too.
'can't believe that they ruin the moment.'
'go away!'
After my inner left again, Otou-san asked "what were you two doing?"
"Nothing!" Kagome and I both said and then we look at each other for a sec and then we blush red again!
This is so emabrassing!
"Is it time for you to go?" Kagome asked quickly
"H-Hai." I said
I grabbed Otou-san Ka-san, and Nadeshiko's hand and we headed to the door. Before I could reach the door Kagome grab my shoulder. I turned around and now her face is pink.
"Before you go..." Kagome said hesitately "I want to give you something..."
"What is it then?" I asked
"It's for good luck and a thank you gift." Kagome said
Kagome's face turned reder and reder, then she kissed me next to my lips on the same spot and then she kissed my forehead. Everyone gasped
My face turned really really red and everyone saw what had happen.
"T-T-The o-o-o-one o-on t-t-the c-c-cheek i-is a-a t-thank y-you g-gift." Kagome studdered and still turning red "a-and t-the o-one on t-the f-f-f-forehead is f-for g-g-good l-l-luck."
"So you did kiss Nagihiko next to his lips didn't you Kagome?" Nadeshiko and Kushina said and they both smiled
There was a award pause. Everyones mouth was open wide excpet for Kagome and I.
"W-W-Well I-I-I b-better b-be g-g-going." I studdered
Kagome nodded a little in an agreement. And before I left her house I gave her a kiss on a cheek everyone gasped, but I didn't care. After I left I went home took a shower and brushed my teeth. After that I went to bed.
Kagome POV
After Nagihiko left my house everyone was looking at me.
"Nani?" I said
"You..." Ka-sama said
"Kiss..." Hinata Oba-sama said
"Nagihiko..." Tadase said
"Next to his..." Kushina said
"Lips and forehead..." Otou-sama finished
"So." I said "Do best friends do that?"
"No." Tadase said
"Friends only do that when their in love with each other." Kushina said
"I'm not in love with anyone." I said
After our little conversation I took and shower and brushed my teeth. After that I went to bed and thought about what my parents, cousins, and aunt and uncle told me. There beging ridiculous. I thought and then I feel asleep.
Naruto and Neji walks in wearing a dress
Killerninja123: Now you bakas got what you deserved.
Naruto: This is tortured (crying)
Neji:...
Killerninja123: this is sweet revenge
Naruto: Told you that getting Bushy-Brows and Bushy-Brows Jr. drunk was a bad idea
Neji: Hn...
Naruto: please review, if you don't we have to wear these dresses for a month! PLEASE REVIEW!