After completing all of the D ranked mission, team seven head towards the hokage tower. Emi was still angry at Naruto for not apologizing for what happened earlier. Naruto was pouting for the fact that he had to be stuck in a team with a bastard who think he is better than everyone. Then there is a Sasuke freak lover Sakura and Emi who is PMSing or something so Naruto had a very bad day. Sakura for the first time had to do hard labor and it was not easy being a ninja that is the truth. Sasuke was a bastard all the way through the whole day, either he is just annoying for not contributing to the work or just complaining how he could spend his day training then wasted on this junk call mission.
Kakashi was disappointed that his team did not even last a day and they are already falling apart. But the good part for Kakashi was that he had the time to read his favorite book... So team seven was there at the hokage tower now...
The front door flew open and a pissed off blond boy dash toward the Hokage and stared at the hokage intensely. The anbus that was guarding the hokage appeared in front of the hokage making a wall but before they could make another move. Ten other blond boy appeared then it was all over for the anbus. The could not stand a chance against a deadly technique. A puff of smoke only reveal Naruto in the middle of a blood bath not his but the anbus.
'That technique (JUTSU) should be forbidden never to be used however...' The hokage got up from a nose bleed and shake his head with a blush. 'It only effect guys if they are not gay!' "That was truly a scary jutsu what do you call it Naruto?" The hokage stuff a tissue into his nose bleed.
"Harem Sexy No jutsu!" Naruto smiled a rare smile for the first time in the whole lousy day he had. "Old man hokage, why did you have to give me so many lame missions? I want better missions like protecting a hime or assassinating someone! On top of that I got the dumbest team that does not want to be in a team at all. Or just plain not working as a team." Naruto pouted and stared at the hokage.
"Naruto!" Sakura grabbed Naruto into a headlock. "What did you say about these DUMB teammates?" Sakura turned into a demon publicly.
"Sakura, what are you doing to Naruto-Sama?" Emi stared at Sakura intensely and walked towards her. Emi's battle aura flared to point where no other could reach. "You're doing it all wrong!"
Sakura face faulted and sweat dropped. When she saw Naruto just grew smaller from that comment from Emi.
"Do it like this!" Emi all of sudden disappeared and reappeared in mid air in front of Naruto. "Aereo head twist of death!" Emi had grabbed Naruto's head and twisted it spinning around then slamming it face first into the floor. Luckily Sakura was smart enough to get out of the way or she would be dead too. That technique left a broken up floor and a bloody Naruto.
The hokage's sweat dropped and just looked smaller in front of two scary oni staring at a barely a live Naruto. 'I'm glad I didn't say anything yet or that would have been my fate as well.' The hokage didn't know what to say in front of the two oni who just beat the living hell of Naruto. "Such energy from lively youngster, those were the days. Youth make it all seem possible no matter what I did." Hokage looked dreamy and just then Kakashi walked in lazily a long with a pissed off Sasuke. "Oh Kakashi get Naruto to the hospital, I think I just had a accident..."
