A/N yeah this idea came to me last night when my stepdad was watching American Idol. Oh and this takes place near the end of Alien Force since they were watching the auditions for season 9.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10 or American Idol.

Ben sat boredly on the couch as he waited for his half-asian girlfriend to return from the bathroom.

The couple were together that night because Julie loves American Idol and insisted Ben come and watch it to since they were hardly ever together.

Ben watched as some random person who couldn't even sing stepped onto the stage, or well, the place with an American Idol background, Ben wasn't really sure what it was.

The person began to sing and Ben winced and covered his ears thinking, Who in their right mind would go on television and sing like that?

"I bet I can sing way better than those people." Ben mumbled then grabbed the remote and paused it just when one of the judges were about to say something.

Not bothering to take a look around to make sure no one was watching Ben walked to the middle of the room and using the remote as his microphone, began to sing.

"I'LL CATCH A GRENADE FOR YOU!" Ben sang, way out of tune and quite badly actually, "YEAH I'LL BLOW UP A PARADE FOR YOU!" (I know that isn't an actual lyric, but it was something my dad came up with when he sang Grenade by Bruno Mars. Don't own the song either. Oh and I know this song didn't come out 'till either late 2010 or 2011 but oh well, it's fiction right?)

"I WILL GO THROUGH ALL THIS PPPPPAAAAAIIIINNNN TAKE A BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH-" Ben paused. What rhymed with pain? After thinking for a minute Ben continued, "MY TRAIN. YES THOSE PEOPLE WOULD DIE FOR YOU BABAY BUT I WON'T DO THE SAME."

Ben stopped and grinned, then picked up the remote and unpaused the show to see what the judges thought, forgetting that it was just a show.

"That was absolutely terrible." Simon was saying. Ben's smile faded and he frowned as the other judges agreed. "BUT I WAS AWESOME!" Ben yelled at the TV as the judges were telling the person they weren't going to Hollywood.

"But- Ah well, what do you guys know anyways!" Ben shouted at the tv and sat down on the couch angrily. Julie, who had been watching the whole time, slowly backed away. "Maybe he won't realize if I leave for another 30 minutes." she said and left the house.

A/N Poor Julie, please review!