Hopefully none of you have triskaidekaphobia.
A SMALL AUTHOR'S NOTE: HOLY MOTHER OF MONKS IN ARABIA. I'll be honest, I seriously thought this story was only gonna get like 4 hopefully 5 reviews. Possibly a favorite and a follow. But no. You guys gave me more...
38 follows
28 favorites
a whopping 53 reviews
and a mindboggling 8,361 views.
Seriously guys. You've got to be kidding. Thank you all. I might be overreacting, but I really don't care. Thanks to the followers, thanks to the favoriters, thanks for the viewers, and thanks to the reviewers. You all deserve a cookie.
DISCLAIMER: Eh, Ice Queen, why not.
Ice Queen: Aripeace doesn't own anything Adventure Time. Leave me alone.
Okay then. I am so sorry for this chapter. You guys don't deserve this! :(
Fionna left my house this morning.
"Bye Marsh."
"Bye Fionna, see ya later." I didn't mind her nickname for me. I can tell we are slowly becoming closer and closer. At the beginning of this month, we were friends, and now we are best friends. Hopefully she won't friendzone me.
She still won't tell me about her and Gumball, which means he's still bringing her down. She could be so much better, so much more, but he's stopping her right in her tracks.
And Cake is still helping. She is purposely trying to get Fionna to come over more often. Miss Adventurer's problems are so bad, she can't even tell her cat sister about them. She refuses to tell Cake about her problems as well. At least Cake trusts me more now. She trusts me enough for fist bumps.
And the Ice Queen... well I think she's okay now. I actually think she left and found an apartment in the Wizard City. I mean, she hasn't been trying to steal Gumball in,like, FOREVER. Maybe she heard us talking about how Gumball is a pink douchenozzle.
Gumball, well, is still the pink douchebag he is. I can't believe he actually owns a kingdom, and that people actually like him. What is he gonna do next, force Fionna to marry him?
Oh my grob.
Fionna is being forced to marry Gumball. No wonder she hasn't talked at all. No wonder she hasn't been herself.
I got an invitation from a wussy banana guard at noon.
"Uh, he-ello, your highness-ss."
"Who dares wake me up?" I hissed, toying with the guard.
"Glo-ob man, I'm sorry."
"You better be! What do you want?!" I snarled.
"Prince Gu-u-umball would like th-the royal kin-ng Mar-arshall Leee-e to att-ttend the marriage of-f-f Fionna th-the Ad-adventuress-"
"WHO THE HELL IS SHE GETTING MARRIED TO?!" I screamed in his face. He whimpered and jumped back.
"P-prince Gumball."
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" the banana guard screamed and ran away, his arms waving in the air.
Holy grobit. Fionna is being forced to marry the pink douche.
This obviously wasn't her choice. Obviously Pink over here threatened her. Obviously.
Or.
Or maybe this was her choice. And she doesn't feel the same way I feel about her.
Why can't I just tell her...
I hate my life. I own an old house in a cave, i'm half demon, I can't simply tell a girl how I feel, and now she's getting married to a dumbfuck douche who likes pink!
I woke up to another pointless day in my pointless life.
I floated downstairs, and flew into the kitchen. Opening the fridge I grab an apple and suck all its red juices out of it. I toss the redless apple behind me and hear the thump.
I was going to go back upstairs to my room so I could go over the things about my life that suck, which is pretty much everything, when I heard a knock on the door.
I groaned and glided towards the wooden front door. I turn the doorknob and find a white and pink slip of paper on the brown porch, and of course, like a normal person, I pick it up.
Hello Marshall Lee the Vampire King. As much as I hate you,
Peppermint Maid is making sure that I pass these out to all the Kingdom of Ooo.
So, as I was saying, the banana guard probably didn't
make it clear.
I, Prince Gumball of the Candy Kingdom, proposed to Fionna
the Adventuress. And, as you probably know, she said yes.
So, hahah.
And as much as I don't want you to go, Peppermint Maid
is making sure that you got this invite to come to our
wedding. It will be held in the castle, so yes, you do have
to come into our pink candy kingdom.
Here's all the info for you, my dearest vampire(being sarcastic):
WHEN: April 8th. Fionna's 18th birthday, if you didn't know that.
WHERE: In the castle, where my Biannual Gumball Ball is held.
WHAT TO BRING: A present for the bride and groom. And your
best smile.
I hope to see you there. Just kidding. Please don't come.
-Gumball
Goddammit! I want to punch that bastard in the balls! He is such a dick!
But wait. It's March 25th, which means I still have 2 weeks till the wedding.
It's March 25th, which means me and Cake have some planning to do.
In all seriousness guys. Thanks. So. Much.
Please keep reviewing and following and favoriting! :P See you guys later.
BTW: Review or PM what you think Marshall is going to do about the wedding! And hurry, because he only has two weeks!