Velvet-chan's Storytime!

Author's Note: Hey guys, it's Velvet-chan here today! I decided to write my OWN chapter because I have some good ideas, and Elf-kun doesn't want me to share them. Don't worry, he's gone for now, on some official business. Got a spell-checker too, so don't worry. I will FINALLY GET MY BELOVED WEISSY-CHAN TO NOTICE ME

Disclaimer: RWBY doesn't belong to me! I'm in it, after all. Otherwise Weiss-sempai would notice me and love me and we'd be together forever~

"Why, hi guys, it's me, Velvet!" I waved at the small webcam I'd set up- I was streaming from RWBY dorm. On the bed behind me, an annoyed-looking Weiss was sitting down. I'd managed to dress her up in that cute catgirl costume she'd wanted to put Ruby in and all- and she looks so SEXY IN IT AS WELL~

"Velvet, what the hell are you-"

"Today guys, I'll be reading some nice, interesting fanfic to my lovely assistant, Weiss-chan!" Weiss shot me a glare. "Assistant? Get me out of these, NOW!" She struggled in the ropes I'd bound her in- just a precaution to make sure she doesn't leave me and get someone, like that pesky Ruby, to help her. SHE'S MY GIRL DAMMIT.

"And I don't stream MY reactions! What are you doing?!"

"Sssshhhh, you don't mind Elf-kun doing it, so why me?"

"Elf-kun? Who the hell is that?!" Weiss looked confused. "J-Just get me out of this, Velvet!"

I shook my head, tutting. "Now Weiss-chan...you never pay attention to me, and I love you so much, so please, calm down." I gave her a nice smile, before turning back to my audience.

"Right, the first thing we're going to look at is...this nice fanfic, called "Loneliness", shipping me and Weiss! How coincidental!" With glee, I began reading it.

"Okay, now, the spelling's a bit bad...how can you misspell "course" as "cuourse"...but I like it!"

Weiss called from behind me. "It's terrible! How can someone write this crap!"

"...I like it! The romance is really interesting and realistic, and I'm not saying this because I like Weiss-chan myself..."
"Interesting and realistic?! They wrote you into some sort of super-attractive Sue! And then somehow made you win me over with two or three words! What the Dust?!"

"Sorry guys, Weiss-chan's a bit in denial about our relationship-"
"WHAT RELATIONSHIP?!"

I looked up, hoping for some sort of sign from Elf-kun. "I-I thought writing this chapter w-would give me god powers!"

"What, are you crazy? What god powers? Velvet!" Weiss continued struggling as I waited for a response, but none came.

In fairness, knocking out the author kinda gets that response from him. I had to think of a plan somehow, to make this work. In my defense, I didn't plan this out right; knocking Elf-kun out, taking over, writing a new chapter, and yet I couldn't seem to make Weiss like me!

"LET ME OUT DAMMIT!"

"B-but Weiss-chan...we haven't even finished reading all-"

"I know you're a yandere!"

"I-I'm not psycho! I just love you~"

Weiss continued struggling as I smiled at her and gave her a little, nervous kiss on the cheek. I may not have gained author powers, even as I gained fourth wall breaking, but dammit I would enjoy this while I could.

And the look on Weiss' face was absolutely adorable, with the blushing and the cuteness and-

This is why I love her so much.

"Ok, second fanfic, The Rose Blooms in Winter, shipping Ruby and Weiss." I continued reading. Weiss was protesting in the background, probably. "...I don't really like the pairing. Unrealistic, it wouldn't work, and besides, why would Weiss like anyone like her? She's into bunnygirls, so I hear. Cute, brunette, bunnygirls-"

"NO I'M NOT"

"Yes you are, Weiss-chan, besides, you love me-"
"Ok, I think you're a creepy friend, but I don't LOVE you! Where'd you get that idea?!"

"We're meant to be together!"
"B-"
"Sssshhh, my love, I'm going to talk to our audience no-" Just then, the door broke down.

Weiss perked up. "Ruby?!"

Indeed, my rival was here. "Velvet? What are you do...WEISS?! WHY-WHAT-WH..." She was blushing; as was I. I mean, seriously, how could you expose so much skin and still be decent?!

"Just HELP ME YOU DUNCE! SHE'S TIED ME UP!"
"WHAT?!" Ruby looked at me, and I could have sworn there was killing intent in her-

"HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

OH NO NOT THE BOOT-

Ruby punted Velvet out of the room through the window, and the bunnygirl shouted "WEISS-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" as she disappeared into the sky, twinkling. Sighing, Ruby untied her partner, dusting her off. "Are you ok?"

"I'm fine, if a bit irritated. What's up with her?"
"She's got a crush on you."
"I know THAT, you dunce. I meant, what was that about, Elf-kun and chapters and stuff?"

"Now that, I don't know." The crimsonette shrugged. "Wait, was she reading fanfic?"

"Reacting to it. Wait...Elf-kun...wasn't...wait, so she's responsible for writing that story?"
"Huh?" Ruby looked confused as the heiress deduced several things, before looking irritated. "Okay, no, she can't have. I remember they wrote about her too..."
"Weiss, is everything alright?"

"Uh...yeah." She dusted herself off before getting on the computer, detaching Velvet's webcam. "Um. Right. So she was trying to show off her reaction to fanfic, just like that one letter fanfic from yesterday..."

"You read it too?"
"Of course." She shrugged. "It's funny...a lot of people seem to like reading our reaction to fanfiction. Almost as if it's actually funny."

"Who'd find US funny?"

"More to the point, what did Velvet think she was going to achieve? This is my show, dammit, not hers!"

"Show?"
"Life, whatever." She shrugged. "I think you'd call this a hostile show takeover, right?"

"Uh...you could say that..."

Just then, Jaune, Ren and Nora busted in, weapons drawn.

"We heard screaming!"

"Is Weiss alright?"

"Who needs their knees broken?"

Ruby laughed nervously as she turned to them, next to a half-naked Weiss. "Uh..." Jaune tilted his head at the sight of the heiress and blushed, turning away. Ren and Nora, thankfully, didn't react.

"...Velvet, I'm guessing?" Ren blinked.

"How did you guess?"
"Either Yang or Velvet would do this. And I know for a fact Yang's busy."

"Uhuh.

"Awww...I can't break Velvet's knees...she won't let me cuddle her then..." Nora frowned and walked off. Jaune awkwardly followed and Ren nodded, leaving as well. Ruby turned back to Weiss, who was looking at her oddly.

"Well?"
"Uh...you look...nice in that outfit..." The crimsonette blushed.

"...I swear, Ruby, if you tell Yang I was in this, I will kill you."

"...this is our little secret." She giggled.

"It'd better be. Today was odd..." Weiss sighed. "We'll need to check on Velvet some time..."

"Yeah that might help."

The heiress shook her head. Today was very odd indeed.

END

A/N: Woo, okay. Ow, my head hurts. How can she hit that hard? Ow! Right, okay. That was a little experiment. Just for a little background, the original backstory to this was "Weiss Reacts to Hostile Show Takeovers!". Well...she did react to it, alright. And no, taking over my story doesn't give you god powers over everyone in it. Bad Velvet. Bad.

Several things; firstly ,the next chapter shall be... Weiss Reacts to Crossovers! Woo! Secondly, I shall be putting up a poll for the next featured story in my profile. Finally, if this chapter put you off, I'm dreadfully sorry; I was mainly using this as an experimental one with first person POV and stuff, really sorry.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Read, review, and have a good day! Until next time!