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He woke up, he wondered where he was, it seemed like he was on a boat. He felt the waves he sat up in the bed and a white, brunette woman came in and said
"Hey! You're up! I was starting to think you were dead like all the others." And he looked around the cabin a little confused.
"Where am I?" Barney asked
"Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean," the woman said "I'm Dr. Emily, by the way."
"How long have I been here?"
"About two weeks. I would've gotten you to a hospital so much sooner, but my GPS broke and now it's hard to get back to land. Do you remember your name?" and Barney thought for a moment and said unsure
"Barney?" and looked at her
"Don't look at me I don't know the answer."
"Barney sounds familiar."
"What's the last thing you remember, Barney?"
"I remember getting on a plane"
"That makes sense because I found you near a plane crash with two others, you were the only one that was somewhat alive." Barney was amazed, Emily continued "I didn't find a phone or wallet, just this," she said and pulled out a picture, "An ultrasound for a, Robin Scherbatsky, does that name sound familiar?"
"Yeah, it does." And Emily took a closer look at the ultrasound and said
"Congrats, whatever relation you have to Robin, she having a baby girl."
Ted came into the Bar and said
"I think that I'm going to become a priest." And the other three looked confused "I did something awful,"
"What?" asked Lily
"I accidently used my dead best friend's memory to get me laid."
"TED!" yelled the group and Robin threw a water bottle at him.
"How do you do that?" asked Marshall
"Well, I was chatting up this girl and she asked why I was depressed and I said why and next thing I know we're up in my apartment having sex," and Marshall held up his hand for a high five, Lily pulled it down angey.
"Oh, come on, someone has to do it." Marshall said and gave Ted the high five
Emily saw Barney looing over the edge of the boat. Emily came up to him and said
"According to my map we should be in California soon."
"It's all hazy, I don't really know anything."
"It'll all be alright."
Later, Ted and Robin were watching TV when it was interrupted by a special report. Ted got up and went into the kitchen for a drink. Robin watched the report
"A survivor was brought to a hospital today from flight 1978 that crashed into the Pacific Ocean two weeks ago. Caucasian Male, mid-thirties, and had a ultrasound from a, Miss Robin Scherbatsky. If you know who this man is then call the number on your screen."
Robin yelled "Ted! Get in here You have to see this!"
"What?" Ted asked as he entered the living room
"Here!" Robin played it back for Ted. They were so happy! They called Marshall and Lily and met them at the airport.
"This is really a miracle," Marshall said
"Not a miracle," Robin said
"Oh come on! Really, a guy came back from the dead," Marshall said
"Barney's smart. He came up with an escape route with no help from miracles," Robin said
They got to the hospital, they were so excited to see Barney. They calmed down once they got to his room. They went in and Ted said a friendly
"Hey, Buddy!"
"Hello?" Barney asked confused at the people coming toward him
"Do you remember us?" Lily said in a calm friendly voice she used with her students.
"You look familiar, that's it," they all introduced themselves and gave some basic background information.
"Robin. You're the girl whose ultrasound I had. Is that baby?"
"Yeah, it's your baby," Robin said
"Wow," Barney was amazed.
Sometime later
Barney was walking down the street looking at his phone when he accidently bumped his head on a streetlamp when he wasn't looking. Everything came flooding back. He remembered everything, including right before the plane crashed.
The plane was shaking, Barney could feel it plunging toward the sea. He knew that was how the Barnacle was going to go. He took off his tie and grabbed a Sharpie from a seat and made his last words to Robin and tied it to the door of the airplane. He then saw a man with a pregnant woman. He remembered Robin, he wouldn't let her die. They strapped nearby seat cushions all over themselves. With Barney encouraging them, they took the plunge. Only one person survived.
I'm getting busy again so I'll try to put the rest of the story up in a timely manner.