Chapter 14: Da Read Queen

As Dante loked at Denete as dey exited the hopsital, Dane said "You remind me of someone. I can't really remember who...I think it's because I went through that same phase as you when I was a kid, I don't know.

"Ohmigodbich do you know what you're talking to? I am the real demon kila!"!" I said at him with much anger and hat in my voice and in my fac. "Kid, you don't really scare me."- Dante looked at him with a highly dismissive look. He then turned around, scoffed and walked off. "Hez a bitch because he dones't know how to respect him da stupid bitch!" Karl said to Dente while licking the outside of his ear.

"omg that's so gay Carl stop it not in public baka"- Danete said to him em bare ass ed. "You know what, I've had it up to here with the blatant disrespect you seem to be paying me here. What's up with you people? I'm just trying to help and you just are trying everything you can to get rid of the man who obviously has the most experience fighting here. What are you trying to pull?"

"Not ur dik that's for sure", sed Carl to Dante

"Alright... that's it." Dante said as he pulled out his sword and looked Carl Sagan straight in the eyes "Looks like I'm going to have to beat some respect into you." "Bring it bitch I can take u", said Carl.

The sky split in twain, glowed an ominous red. No-one understood the effect that this battle would have on the Earth. Little did they know that this fight would summon something beyond their wildest nightmares.

Well I mean within two second Dante had Carl Sagan pinned to da floor and that's really kinda gay cuz I was expecting a better fite but Carl can't fight dat stupid loser,...

"ow get off my face you sun bitch I use this to make out with hoes what da fuk"-carl creeded quite hardly and whined a lot because he's dumb and stupid like that ( don't tell him I said this)

"Maybe you'll learn to keep your mouth shut then." Dante sneeered

And den Swag-o showed up and was all like "Stop dis fighting dat's gay we don't really need to be doing this while we're off fighting posters""""""

"k" we all said

So we walked along the plains of New York and we saw this green man yelling at a car and kicking the car in the face like a dumb fat stupid.

"omg you stupid bitch I paid for 2 hours of parking wtf this is such a ripof" he was yelling.

"helo sir can we help u" said d-betus (He speaks more poperly English since they replaced chip in him to fix his dying problem bcause I'm sure he'd would want thsat because as that sath pentam guy said "dying is gau:

"Yes, actually. I had put in 25 cents for a half hour parking spot, and it's not wanting to accept my money. Would you possibly have a quarter you can spare?"

"WHILE YES I DO HAVE A SPEAR"- Carl said while he chuckled the quarter at green man's face

"He meant spare, dunce."- Dante said as he gave the green man a coin

"WUT IS YOUR NAME I NEED TO KNOW YOUR NAME PLZ TELL ME NAME I AM DYING PELEASE TELL ME AHHHHHH IM DYING PLEASE PLEASE POLEADHIOFAS"- ses slorbef

"Um... how do I say this in a way you may understand... I IZ GAERISH HELSCAMS"- the green man yeled

"Oh wait, I think I heard of you before." daante sed

"Yeah, I'm just screaming like this because I think your friends MAY be a bit... um... not there."- Garrosh said to Dante.

"I've known these guys for five minutes and I don't get them either." Dante scoffed at Garrosh

"SO HOW IS LIFE BEING A BIG GREEN GAYLORD LOLOLOLOLL MAN I JUST ONED YOU SO HARD HOW DO IT FEEL BEING OWNED LIKE THAT"- Darente said to Garoosh.

'What is his problem"-Garnish thought

And then suddenly Richard Simmons came out fo nowhere and punched Garrosh in the fac.

"MY LFIELLONG RIVIAL RICHARD SIMMONS, WE MEET AGIN?!"- he yelled loud

"u ow me money bitch iz time to pay up!"- he shoot anegirerly right after he began to go super syaien 453

They flew up into the ski and began to fight like some gay Japanese anime show cartoon and then Richard Simmons summoed the blue eyes while snoop dogg and stabbed him in the eye with it

"wtf" grashos said because that won't work because that's posters shit and posters shit dones't work against something like a green man god didn't you do your math in high school it's pretty obv duh -P-

So Garrosh charged his spirt bomb and shot him with a AK47 and then Richard Simmons was all like "You stupid fucker, bullets don't work against fitness hahahahhahaa" but then Richard Simmons exploded whoops whoe is going to clean that up I sure am not because that is a lot of blood and whoe wants to touch richard simmon skin he's so grody ewwwww Hahahah you think you have defeat me but I will come back to get revenge Richard simmons don't die easy like a bitch u think he is lol you're so dumb I will come back and punc your mother in the face and she will wtdf boom like kenshiro man from big man anime

(ok what)

And with Richard Simmons defeeted, they go to the sweltering land of Rushia in order to fight the big boss man of Richard Simmons, the one only known as Fre Wily.