Dear Fanfiction,
Ooooh, I see what you did there. To clear up this case of mistaken identity I'll provide you with the following facts on me;
1. I do not have any sort of visible scars on my forehead or anywhere. Well, at least no cool looking, lightening-shaped ones. *flushes*
2. I do not have a hot ginger girlfriend. Nor was my first kiss from a cute Asian girl.
3. My parents are very much alive and they have yet to have any sort of conflict with a noseless man. Only Krueger.
4. I went to a regular school like the rest of the other Dream Warriors and learned things like science, math, history, english, etc. Not one of my teachers was evil, madly in love with my mom, a werewolf, possessed the ability to see the future, or was missing an eye.
5. What the hell do you mean I should've used "Avada Kedavra" on Freddy instead of my Wizard Master powers? Like are those words even real? What do they do?
Sincerely,
Will Stanton