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Warning: Half Lemon, Ed drinking the accursed opaque liquid, and violence.

ENJOI!

Ah, my cat Tsuki and Roma were watching me as I wrote this and kinda inspired the milk part 'cause I was freaked out when they were drinking it for the first time in ages and stealing in from their kittens. And I thought, "Wouldn't it be funny to see Ed drinking milk?" But...I guess that's not really inspiration as much as it is an reminder...

ENJOI! Again...

A week passed and Ed seemed to be getting moodier and moodier. Roy simply out it down to Ed's "period" type thing and tried to be as gentle as possible when around the younger man. Ed was constantly eating chocolate of all things. Roy woke up earlier than usual the next morning and walked downstairs to start breakfast. He was met with the most surprising and terrifying thing he'd ever seen. Edward. Drinking. MILK. MILK.

"Ed!" Roy screamed. Ed jumped, knocking the glass over and looked at Roy, shocked.

"Yes?" he asked quietly.

"Are you drinking...MILK?"

"...yup." Ed said it like it was nothing.

"You're drinking...milk? ALPHONSE!" Roy yelled for the younger brother. Al came rushing downstairs, wrapping a rode around him body.

"What's wrong? What's with all the yelling?" he asked. Ry pointed at Ed dramatically.

"Edward...is drinking MILK." Roy emphasized milk much more than needed. Al stared at Ed as he dropped the mug into the sink and yawned. Al was instantly feeling his forehead.

"Are you okay, Ed? Do you feel sick?" Al asked.

"To the contrary...I do feel sick..." Ed mumbled. Al nodded and led Ed into the living room, Roy trailing behind him.

"You know it may be because all you've eaten the last couple days has been chocolate. Granted, it was good chocolate and I thank you for sharing it with me, but you need to eat something healthy once in a while." he told Ed gently. Ed shrugged and laid on the couch. Roy laid next to him, giving to younger plenty of space. "I'll get some water. You don't have a fever Ed, so just rest for a while. If you vomit though, I'll have to do something." Al told him. Ed yawned and curled into Roy's chest, falling asleep almost instantly.

The rest of the day Ed was extremely moody and acting anxious. Roy was cautious, but still ended having a book thrown at his head and...a plate, which broke on contact with his forehead. Ed was immediately coddling him and apologizing while bandaging his head. Unfortunately, Havoc, Hawkeye, Armstrong, and Breda would be coming over later to give Roy his work and just offer some company sense he wasn't leaving Ed alone anytime soon with the boy in such a vulnerable state of mind. Ed sat on the couch, reading. He'd secretly hidden many, many glass plates under the couch cushion purely so he could throw them at someone. Ed was finding that one of few things amusing him today. Mounds of chocolate sat beside Ed along with several other books. A black comforter was wrapped around Ed's shoulders and he was extremely content. But, under the circumstances, that could change in a second. The rapping on the door was enough to irritate him. Roy got it though and Ed was annoyed more by the many, many voices that followed. Roy led his friends down the hall. About 10 feet from the living room he froze when he heard Ed yawn. Meaning the irritable and dangerous young man was awake. Roy quickly spun around.

"I wanna warn you about Ed. He's been very, very moody lately and seems to be willing to kill if you piss him off enough, which could simply be saying something he doesn't like right now. Hell, I walked into the kitchen today when he wanted to be alone and had a plate thrown at my head." Roy pointed to the large bandage on his forehead, "And yesterday I asked Ed why he liked chocolate so much and got a book to the face." Roy pointed to the large bruise on his cheek. Havoc just laughed.

"The kid can't be that bad." he sauntered into the living room. Roy bit his finger in worry about what Ed could have hidden under those cushions. "Hey, Ed." Havoc said causally walking up to the comfy blond.

"Hey." Ed replied carelessly and kept reading. Roy blinked and walked in too, as did everyone.

"What cha reading?" Havoc asked.

"...I don't know," Ed yawned, "I just picked something up."

"Ah." Havoc said, feeling this was a safe time to start joking, he smirked. "Of course you picked it up, you wouldn't be able to reach the bottom shelf!" he teased. Ed's grip tightened on the book.

"Speak another word and you're dead, Havoc." Ed growled. Roy sunk in his chair while everyone else watched. Ed's hand subtly went under the cushion as Havoc opened his mouth. Roy bit his cheek.

"Wha-" A glass plate sharply hit Havoc's forehead, "What the hell! I didn't even say anything!"

"You were going to and I believe I told you not to speak!" Ed yelled, venom dripping from his voice, "Next time I won't hesitate in ripping every hair off your body then coating you with honey, ants and bees." Havoc's eyes widened. Ed calmly went back to reading his book.

"I warned you..." Roy mumbled. A plate hit his arm, but didn't break somehow.

"That was lighter than last time." He acknowledged.

"I didn't want to hurt you too much." Ed replied calmly.

"What about me?" Havoc yelled.

"I have the tweezers right here too, Havoc." Ed said casually, "As well as a belt to hold you down and then a camera to take pictures..." Havoc whimpered and retreated to other side of the room.

"Do you really?" Roy asked.

"No, but I have a few knives in case I run out of plates." Ed yawned again and took anther bite of his chocolate. He stopped reading for a moment and shook his head. Ed set down the chocolate and got up, leaving the room calmly. Suddenly, Havoc paused, realizing something.

"HE HAD KNIVES?" Havoc yelled suddenly, scared. Roy shrugged.

"I guess so, you're lucky he didn't throw any at you, Havoc." He laughed. The chat session was about an hour-long before they all had to get on with their own lives, plus, they didn't want to risk having a knife in their heads.

Ed wretched everything in his stomach into the toilet. His stomach was going into convulsions when Roy nervously opened the door. Ed vomited again and Roy was instantly beside him.

"You okay?" Roy asked urgently. Ed gave him a quick glare before he had another stomach spasm and threw up. Once everything was drained from his stomach Ed was just dry-heaving. Roy gently rubbed Ed's back and held his hair out-of-the-way. Ed went slightly limp and Roy gently pulled the younger into his lap. "Maybe...a bath would make you feel better?" Roy suggested. Ed nodded slowly. Roy gently sat Ed on the floor and got up. He turned on the faucet and waited until the tub was full to begin stripping himself. Roy took notice of Ed watching intently and once he was fully undressed he turned to Ed. "You're turn." he said seductively. Ed purred and undressed himself before being pulled into a hug by Roy. At this point, they got into the hot water and relaxed. "Hey...do you feel better yet?" Roy asked curiously. Ed chuckled before answering.

"Yeah. Why do you ask?"

"...You wanna fuck?" Roy asked bluntly, blushing all the while. Ed laughed and leaned forward.

"You couldn't have asked at a better time." he growled.

Roy slowly slid into the hot cavern. Ed gasped slowly all the way with Roy supporting his back as so he didn't go below the surface of the water. Roy's lips laid on Ed's neck and sucked softly as he pulled out again and suddenly thrust in. Ed screamed in ecstasy. Roy repeated the action and got an even better reaction.

"Roy!" Ed gasped. Roy's stomach spasm was what caused his legs to go weak and for them both to fall below the surface. Ed eyes barely saw through the murky, cum filled water he was drowning in to see Roy in the same position. Except, Ed couldn't move. He felt pressure and jerked on Roy's arms quickly with bubbles rising. Roy realized finally he was drowning Ed and brought them both up, Ed gasping for air.

"S-sorry!" Roy yelled quickly, the hot moment gone even if Roy was still inside Ed. He was limp and desperate for Ed to know how sorry he was as he unconsciously pulled out. Ed was still gasping for air as Roy held him up.

"Damn..." Ed mumbled breathlessly. Roy was looking at him with his heart pounding. He'd almost killed Ed.

"Are you okay? I almost killed you!" Roy screamed, almost letting Ed go again. Ed quickly caught himself this time and leaned on Roy's chest, still panting lightly.

"Yeah, yeah...I know..." he muttered. Roy wrapped his arms around Ed.

"Are you okay?" he whispered. Ed nodded. "I...totally ruined the moment, huh?" Roy chuckled.

"Damn right. You're gonna make up for that later." Ed growled and got out of the tub, abandoning any second chances for Roy to screw him. Ed wrapped a towel around his waist. "I'm gonna get dressed." Ed muttered before leaving. Roy sulked in the tub from then on until 'later' came.

Question: Should the next chapter have a lemon? Whichever more votes I get (yes or no, and this won't become a poll because I'm only giving this two days) the outcome will happen.

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