Chapter 14 of "I'll Eat You Whole"
"It's Neko Time!"
Normal pov
Caitie and Jin woke up on Sunday (Do you like kissing, when it's raining~? Making faces, in the station~ [Sorry fave song]) with massive headaches.
"What the fuck is up with the headaches?" Caitie asked herself and touched the top of her head, only to scream so loud (that the police can't hear my cries~ Olaf impales me, with his huge creamy~- Jin: No, just, just no Me: Aww you ruined it!) that it was heard throughout the house, even though her room was made soundproof. Their parents went shopping and so they were home alone. Jin rushed into her room and she covered the top of her head with a blanket.
"What's wrong what happened!?" Jin asked her nervously. Caitie shook her head and laid down on the bed (that sounds wrong like way wrong- Jin: Stop thinking like that! Me: I'm sorry my friend makes me think like that!), covering her head up, only to have her tail poof up. Jin starred at the lump in the cover (again, way wrong...) and then ripped the covers off, earning a yelp from Caitlin. Jin starred wide-eyed at it, until Caitlin looked at him and his face softened.
"J-Jin, y-you have some t-to..." Caitlin said nervously, pointing to Jin's head. Jin felt his head slowly, then went wide-eyed again.
"What the fuck are we supposed to do?!" Jin asked angrily.
"More importantly, how am I gonna tell Mitch..." Caitlin mumbled, then quickly covered her mouth. She knew Jin was very overprotective of her, and when I say very, I mean very...
"What did you say?" Jin asked her.
"Uh- I- how are we- tell the others?" Caitlin said in more of a question.
"I know you said something else. Is there something going on between you and someone else, like a more than friend thing?" Jin asked Caitlin.
Caitie pov
"I know you said something else. Is there something going on between you and someone else, like a more than friend thing?" Jin asked me. Fuck... well, he has to know sometime. I took a deep breath.
"Well, me and Mitch are sort of... a thing... and-"
"If he hurts you I swear-"
"N-No Jin he won't do anything to me! He won't hurt me or let anyone else! Trust me (that's the price of beauty~ Who says you're not pretty~ Who says you're not beautiful, who says~), I know he won't let anything happen! If he does than it's not his fault! Please Jin just calm down!" I said. He took a deep breath and sighed.
"Okay, one chance Caitie, one. And if he blows it, it's over for you two." Jin says and I sigh in relief. Jin walks out of my room because I was now getting ready to record with Mitch, Tyler, Adam, and Adam's friend Ross (Ross tiiiiiiiime! Ross: Ye!).
"3. 2. 1... Hey guys Sky here and I'm with Bajancanadian, Tato, Rosssss, and a new friend who I like to call Cait."
"Adam you've never once called me that and don't call me that ever again."
"Okay jeez. Anyways guys, today we're playing Do Not Laugh and Do Not Laugh is... Mitch you tell us."
"Alright well Do Not Laugh is basically where the person-" Mitch gets interrupted by me fake snoring making everyone else laugh.
"Let the pro tell. The person who's in the middle has to get through the onslaught of other people's jokes, either don't laugh, or they laugh and they choke." I said like rapping, and everyone clapped.
"Oh so is this a rap battle now?" Mitch asked playfully.
"Maybe... Only if Adam wants it to be-"
"Oh I want it to be! First off is Tyler an Caitie. Begin!"
So, after the "convenient" rap battle, Adam ended up winning and now the loser's in the middle first; me.
"Oh god I'm gonna laugh right off the bat." I said.
"Okay so Adam wanted me to help with his skit-" Ross started but Adam interrupted him.
"Wheezy!"
"So yeah anyways. *starts singing* There was a-" Ross was interrupted again.
"Wheezy!"
"Named Ricardo and his last name was Cheerio and he wasn't that-"
"Wheezy!"
"And smelt like a furnio and looked like an albinio-"
"Wheezy!"
This went on for two minutes... never laughed once but I held it in.
"Fuck it..." Adam said, getting me to snicker quietly.
"I heard something!"
"That was Tyler!"
"Naw gurl dat was chu fair and square sug." Mitch says making me blush insanely.
"Fine, you got me..."
"Yush I know what makes you laugh niow!" Adam said making me giggle.
We finished the video, now time for outro.
"Alright guys that was-" I interrupted Adam.
"Do-" I got interrupted by Tyler.
"Not-" He got interrupted by Mitch.
"Laugh."
"And if you guys liked this commentary slap that like and subscribe button-"
"With yo tongue."
"*between laughs* Yes Tyler, with yo tongue- and I'll see you later recruits!" Adam said and stopped the video.
Now it was only me and Mitch in the Skype call.
"Sooo... How about we go on a date later tonight, eh?" Mitch asks, making me blush.
"Uh... sure. I'd love to Mitch."
"Alright, see you at eight, dress casual, I don like fancay." Mitch says and quits the call. I squeal and go to lay on my bed.
"I'm dating Bajancanadian! Eee!" I said and hugged my knees happily.
Meanwhile in Dr. Gero's secret lab (dun dun duhhhhhhh, Android Saga tiiime! [I want dis, so I get dis])
Normal pov
The androids 17, 18, and 16 (or is the orange hair one 19? idk) get out of their pods.
"Ugh finally, out of that stupid thing." 18 says.
"Hey Gero's gone, we can do whatever we fucking want." 17 replied.
"Destroy a city?"
Destroy a city."
Dun dun dunnnnnn! So, hope you enjoyed that chapter... person. Anyways, Chapter 15 will be coming tomorrow... after church. I NEED TO ATTEND MY YOUTH IN ORDER TO GO ON THE YOUTH TRIP THIS SUMMER WHICH WE'RE EITHER GOING TO TENNESSEE OR NORTH CAROLINA, HOPEFULLY NORTH CAROLINA SO WE CAN GO WHITE WATER RAFTING!