Tieria could feel himself losing all control and in an attempt to gain leverage to support himself against the incoming pounding that reverberated through his body he grasped at the controls and accidentally activated the eject function. And thus Tieria and Ribbons were hurled into the air in a small capsule.

"Why are you stopping?!"

They now slowly floated down to the ground and the cabin gently swayed back and forth. It only made Tieria want Ribbons to move.

"You really are a bad pilot. But an awesome fuck."

Tieria was far too gone to care. Ribbons resumed his fast and hard rhythm much to Tieria's satisfaction. Tieria did not even notice that they had landed since he was too busy coming by then. His body tensed as orgasm overcame him and he almost saw sparkles right before his eyes as irresistible pleasure washed over him. Tieria released in a hot spray just as Ribbons coated his insides with his own release.

For a while Tieria was unable to do anything other than lie in the midst of his afterglow. Ribbons withdrew and smiled smugly at the wet trail slipping from Tieria. He watched Tieria's breath evening out and kissed him deeply. Tieria tried to push him away. Ribbons pouted in mock offence.

"I'm beginning to think that my wife only wants me for the sex."

Tieria mumbled, sleepily.

"Oh shut up already."

Ribbons was preparing a teasing remark when the capsule opened and before him there were shiny glasses, glittering frightfully and purple. Tieria was too terrified to speak and even Ribbons found his smile faltering.

"Ribbons…this is very bad. I'll have to deal with you now."

Tieria covered himself with the dress.

"Whatever do you mean, Regene?"

The lenses flashed even more brightly.

"Oh you'll know soon enough, Ribbons. You just wait."

It was Tieria's turn to chuckle.

"Serves you right. Rapist."

Shiny glasses turned to Tieria who immediately regretted having attracted Regene's attention and grew silent.

"Tieria Imouto-chan, Onii-sama needs to fix you now and make you nice, pure and moe."

Tieria remembered reading in human psychology manuals that referring one's self in the third person often indicated psychotic tendencies. He was sure it also applied to loony purple clones.

"Moe…?"

"Imouto-chan is moe. That's why he can't get anything right. I must protect Imouto-chan."

Tieria whispered to Ribbons,

"What is he talking about? What is 'moe'?"

"I do not know. But it's true you don't get things right."

Regene was suddenly close enough for his shiny glasses to blind Ribbons.

"Only Onii-sama can say that about Imouto-chan."

Tieria decided to try something.

"I suppose Onii-sama no longer likes Imouto-chan so he can get lost- I mean, go away."

"Onii-sama always loves his dear little sister."

"Okay…"

By now Tieria had given up on Regene simply going away.

"Imouto-chan, I keep a list of all those that violate your purity. That's the real reason why Gundam 00's kinkmemes are anonymous, because otherwise I'd fix the writers."

Tieria was puzzled now. He managed to get dressed and picked up his glasses that had fallen somewhere along the way as it was wont to happen when having sex in a tumbling Gundam cockpit.

"What are you even talking about? It's not as if there were fans writing highly unlikely stories in which their favorite characters end up in slutty wedding dresses or have sex even when there is no canonical evidence to substantiate this."

Shiny lenses shone brightly.

"How come you can't get your glasses to shimmer independently of any light sources? Regene pulls it off so much better."

"I have no idea. I think it's just that he's crazy. He most obviously represents the insane clone while I am the rational one."

Ribbons snickered quietly. Regene paid no attention and produced the cleaver yet again.

"Imouto-chan, 00 fangirls see you as the fandom's bicycle. And everyone knows they should only slash Imouto-chan with his loving Onii-sama."

Tieria flinched.

"Slash?! Don't say such things while carrying that thing!"

Ribbons shook his head.

"Tieria darling-"

"Don't call me that!"

"-Regene is not talking about literal 'slashing'. He means pairings that fangirls 'ship' for one reason or another. For example, many ship my amazing self with your less than lady-like purpleness. It must be to reinforce just how great I am. Not that there is any need for that but-"

Tieria blinked.

"Ship…? What do spaceships have to do with anything?"