Author's Note- Last chapter before they arrive at Hogwarts, Reinforce is meddling again, Vita gets a surprise, and will those two idiots finally get a date
Smashy Angel Vita-chan 3
"Someone is in a good mood today," Bigs commented as a giddy Vita bounced around the estate.
"Because it's my birthday," Harry said leaping down the stairs.
"You got it," Wedge said ruffling the boys hair.
"And maybe because someone else is coming to visit," Wedge added.
"Ginny and Susan," Harry said.
"Yes, but not until the party later," Wedge said as the bell rang.
"I'll get it," Neville called out as Vita zipped to the front door.
"Hi,…" Charlie said as the door opened. It was all he could get out before he was tackled by a red haired missile flying over the top of Neville's head.
"Charlie," Vita cried out with joy smothering the poor man's face in her chest.
"Hi Vita," Charlie mumbled from between his girlfriends bountiful bosom.
"Uncle Charlie," Harry and Neville cried out as Biggs and Wedge snapped another picture to add to their growing blackmail or as they liked to call it, surviving their boss folder.
"Hey Harry," Charlie said from the ground as he struggled to stand up within the vice like grip of his girlfriend.
"I wonder what Signum would say if she could see you now commander, the boob hating, man destroying loli of the wolkenwritter glomping her very own boyfriend," Wedge chuckled.
"Did you see that technique she must have taken lessons from Nanoha," Biggs added.
"And here I thought I was going to do the two of you a favor," Vita growled.
"Sorry commander," Wedge barked.
"Signum would be in awe of your superior technique and skill with men, and would secretly be asking you for lessons on how to attract the attention of that flirt Vice," Biggs added. Please don't break mine spine.
A pair of female giggles caught their attention. "So these are the two idiots, that your girlfriend has to put up with," a stunning red head said with a flip of her hair.
"Nice come back though," an equally stunning woman with long blue hair added.
HHHHHeeeeeelllloooooo NNNNNuuuuurrrrssssseeee!
"Dumb and dumber, meet, Kirche Augusta Fredricka, Von anhalt Zerbst, and Sylpheed De Gallia," Vita said motioning to the pair.
"So these are the two idiot's who work for Vita," Kirche said taking a step forward as the idiot duo of the TSAB struggled to keep their tongues in place eyes focused on the girls faces. The tan red head was a sight to behold her curvaceous figure on full display in a low cute white blouse and equally short black skirt, her legs clad in thigh high boots leaving only a small gap of skin visible.
"I heard they put on quite a show for the British Wizamgamot," Slypheed added standing next to her fellow compatriot. While not a curvaceous goddess, Slyhpheed was more than able to hold her own as a blue haired Amazon with seemingly endless legs. Wearing a blue dress with dual slits to the top of the hip, her smooth powerful thighs on full display in knee high boots. A brown corset and blue jacket rounded out the display highlighting her slim waist and abundant chest.
Biggs Darklighter and Wedge Antilles at your service," the pair said slowly coming out of their stupor.
"I'll take the sea green haired one," Slypheed said grabbings Bigg's arm pulling him away from the group to explore the grounds.
Mama like. Kirche followed suit pulling Wedge away in the opposite direction.
Commander we take back everything we ever said about you. You really do care about us, and this is the best gift a guy could ever receive. We owe you one commander.
All I did was put in a good word when Charlie said his friends were looking for strong men who wouldn't run and hide at the first sign of a problem and who weren't already taken. Now a word of advice, hurt them and they will hurt you and then I will administer the Testarossa method of dealing with uppity males with wandering hands.
Yes Commander, wouldn't dream of it commander.
"So where were we," Vita said.
"Probably at the part where you would scar Harry and Neville for life," Charles quipped.
"The fun part then," Vita added. "But your right I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I can't count the number of times I walked in on Nanoha, Fate, and the damned ferret, or Lindy and Genya, ugh not enough beer to get rid of those images."
"What does walk in on mean, and what images are they really bad artists like that modern art stuff you want to smash with Eisen," Harry asked.
"I'll tell you when you're older," Vita replied.
"But I am older, I'm eleven today," Harry said with Neville nodding their heads in unison.
"Well this involves adult things that mommy's and daddies do, when they are alone," Charlie added trying to help Vita out.
"Oh, ok, does this mean you are my daddy now since you like mommy so much," Harry asked.
"Harry…. Charlie and I…. well you see it's….. complicated," Vita said stumbling for an explanation.
"It is, I don't get it," Harry asked.
"I don't either," Charlie said. "I was hoping for a more romantic setting but…." Charlie said kneeling down and pulling out a small box.
"Vita Yagami, will you marry me," Charlie said opening the box to display a gold ring with a small diamond set on top.
"Whaaaaa…." Vita screamed recoiling in shock.
"Does this mean you will be my daddy now," Harry asked.
"That depends on your mom I guess," Charlie replied as Vita fled.
"Ugh, mom's being an idiot," Harry groaned as he watched Vita flee. "Grandma Reinforce will talk some sense into so let's go have some fun."
"Ok, and who is Grandma Reinforce" a confused Charlie said Harry drug him into the house.
"It's a long complicated story, but Vita really likes you and she really is a great mom," Harry said.
"Alright, I like stories," Charlie replied.
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"Ugh, stupid Charlie what am I going to do," Vita sighed staring out over the lake on the Longbottom estate. "How could he want someone like me, an immortal being who killed people for thousands of years, not to mention what will happen when I finally return home…."
"Follow your heart," a familiar voice said.
"What who said that," Vita said spinning around only to receive a punch to the face. The force of blow sent Vita careening into a nearby tree.
"You're dead," Vita roared charging her attacker Eisen ready to smash.
"Calm down Vita," Reinforce ordered as the Iron hammer slammed into a shield.
"What the hell was that for," Vita roared.
"You were being an emo headed idiot," Reinforce replied.
"So you slugged me," Vita roared.
"Well it was always the most effective way of getting your attention, or would you rather I use a divine buster," Reinforce said.
Vita paled, divine busters from Nanoha were once thing, but coming from Reinforce well Vita wouldn't wish that on anyone. "No, punching is fine," Vita said with a quick nod of the head. "But how the hell are you here anyway."
"I was crafted by the finest minds Al-Hazard had to offer, with millennia of experience before I took you in to be one of my knights. Once that sad excuse for a tentacle rape monster was removed, did you really think there would be anything that could really stop me, besides Zel-kun would be bored if I stayed locked up for eternity?" Reinforce replied.
"I'm sorry I asked?" Vita muttered.
"Anyway you are the first of my knights to be proposed to and I'm not going to let you make a silly little mistake. If you love him then let him know, and don't worry about all the other stuff," Reinforce replied.
"But what about when I return to Mid-Childa," Vita asked.
"Then I'll come with you," Charlie said walking up to the pair.
"Charlie," Vita exclaimed.
"Hello, Ms. Reinforce," Charlie said. "Harry told me all about you."
"A pleasure Mr. Weasley, and do take care of Vita for me she is one of my precious knights," Reinforce replied.
"I will if she will have me, and if she think I'm going to let her go back to Mid-Childa without me she has another thing coming," Charlie replied.
"Charlie," Vita said in shock.
"So will you marry me," Charlie asked again.
"Yes, yes, yes," Vita exclaimed tackling Charlie again.
"Congratulations Vita, and don't forget to give me some grandchildren," Reinforce exclaimed as she faded from view her mission complete.
"Is that even possible," Vita wondered aloud given her unique nature.
"Why don't we try and find out," Charlie replied.
"Hehehehe, pervert," Vita giggled.
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"Happy birthday Harry and Neville," the group said as a large cake was placed before them.
"Make a wish you two," Augusta exclaimed.
"Ok," the pair said blowing out the candles.
"So what did you wish for," Susan asked.
"You can't ask that, if you do it won't come true," Ginny admonished her friend.
"I think I can guess," a familiar male voice said heads spinning to the doorway.
"Mom, Dad," Neville gasped.
"Frank, Alice, how," Augusta gasped as Neville made a beeline for his parents.
"The hell if I know, but this is for you Vita," Frank said handing the red head a note.
"Ok," Vita said taking the note.
"What does it say," Harry asked.
"Black Iron Count Vita, the Iron Hammer Knight. I'm tired of being seen as a cursed book, and Happy Birthday Harry, Neville, PS Vita there are several lost logia present on the planet. I recommend you find them before they become a problem. Oh and I left a few presents sealed in Graf Eisen. Tata for now." Vita read. Shit could this be why I haven't found a way back then. This could be a problem.
"Grandma Reinforce is so cool," Harry exclaimed.
"Um, ok," Vita said blinking at the letter.
"This Reinforce must be incredibly powerful," Sylpheed said.
"Lost Logia what are those," Kirche asked.
"Magical weapons of mass destruction, but don't worry we are trained to handle them," Biggs said sharing a look with Wedge.
"Now you listen here buster, you are not going anywhere without me," Kirche said glaring at Wedge.
"But," Biggs began.
"No buts, you are the first decent man I've met in a long time, and I am not letting you get away," Sylpheed added.
Commander are you sure these women aren't from Mid-Childa?
Nope but they would fit right in wouldn't they?
Commander, you are the best
I aim to please
"Works for me," Biggs and Wedge shrugged earning them both a kiss on the cheek.
"Are you sure you are completely recovered," Augusta said fretting over her son and daughter in-law.
"Yes, mother the healers couldn't find anything wrong with us, it's as if we were never hurt at all," Frank replied.
"But we don't even know what Reinforce did," Augusta worried.
"If I know Reinforce she probably used a full powered resurrection spell, we first encountered on the red world. If Syphel can use it to bring Lina back to life then, Reinforce can easily heal them," Vita explained.
"But even Dumbledore doesn't have that kind of power," Frank said.
"Bah Dumbledore is nothing, I've met ten year olds with the same amount of power as that old hack," Vita laughed.
"Auntie Nanoha," Harry asked.
"Yes, that white devil had nearly as much power as the old man, as a kid. Nanoha and her pink befriending beams," Vita grumbled.
"Master, don't you have something," Eisen asked.
"Oh right presents" Vita said perking up.
"Presents but I've already gotten the best present ever," Neville said.
"Well let's see what Reinforce left in here," Vita said unsealing several gifts. "Ok, one for Harry, Neville, Susan, and Ginny," Vita said handing over the gifts.
"My name is Luciferion, let's make some friends," a dark blue gem spoke to Susan.
"The Tome of the purple sky," Ginny said reading the pages of the book as small blond girl floated up from the book smilling at her.
"Greetings master I am Yersinia Kreuz," a small dark purple cross said as Neville examined it.
"Greeting master I am Vulnificus, time to smit evil doers a light blue gem said as Harry held it in his hands.
"Argh, stupid Reinforce what did you do," Vita muttered.
"Um, Ms. Vita what are those," Alice asked.
"Magical devices created by reinforce using the remnants of their originals fused with the power she holds as the Tome of the Night Sky. Luciferion is a copy of the intelligent device Raising Heart designed for aerial combat and rapid fire bombardment spells. Susan if you destroy my hat with pink beams of friendship I will be very unhappy. The Tome of the Purple Sky also known as Yuri Eberwein, is a watered down copy of Reinforce. She is a unison device that bonds with the mage to allow for increased control and power. Yersinia Kreuz held by Neville is an armed device that boosts the mages power exponentially like Graf Eisen here. Now Vulnificus can be thought of as the sister device to Luciferion, specializing in high speed aerial combat and close quarters battle," Vita explained.
"Did you know the owners of the devices these were based off of," Frank asked surprisingly calm about the whole affair.
"Yes, and they are very dear friends and family to me," Vita replied while a series of owls flew through an open window.
"Well boys and girls it looks like your Hogwarts letters have arrived," Charlie said.
"Cool," Susan, Neville, and Harry said wondering what new kinds of magic they would learn at the ancient school.
Giiny tried her best to look happy for her friends as she resigned herself to another year of loneliness at home after having had friends for the last few years. Well there is always Luna…
"Oh, boy mom is not going to like this," Charlie whistled reading over another letter. "What isn't mom going to like, that I got a new book," Ginny said clutching Yuri close to her chest.
"No it seems little sister, that on account of your magical developing sooner than average you get to enter Hogwarts a year early," Charlie replied.
"Really," Ginny shrieked grabbing the letter out of Charlie's hand. "Wow, wow, wow, this is so awesome," Ginny exclaimed dancing around Yuri clutched in one hand and her letter in the other.
"This is a glorious day master," a tiny blond fairy in an interesting outfit said materializing from the book.
"Agreed," the other devices chimed.
"Today we can begin forming a legend greater than that of our parents," Yersinia Kreuz added.
"And make new friends," Luciferion added.
"And protect the innocent," Vulnificus said.
"You got that right, time to smash the bad guys. If Lord Moldy warts ever comes back then we'll blast to bits, right Luciferion," Susan cheered.
"Excellent master," Luciferion replied.
"There will be no blasting until I say so got that you crazy device," Vita growled at the glowing jewel.
"Is there a problem," asked.
"No, it's just Luciferions mother and partner make a habit of making friends and solving problems by blowing the crap out of anything and everything," Vita said.
"Should you really be giving them such dangerous weapons," Augusta asked.
"Oh don't worry Belkan and Mid-Childan magic is focused on causing magical damage knocking the target unconscious, and I haven't taught them the other settings yet," Vita replied.
"So can you make a cute barrier jacket like Aunt Vita," Susan and Ginny asked their devices.
"Yes, master," their devices replied.
"We do not want to be cute," Neville and Harry said glaring at their devices.
"Hey guys why don't you go outside and have some fun," Vita said.
"Ok, mom," Harry said as the children rushed outside.
"We need to talk," Vita said looking over the assembled group.
"Yes, we do," Amelia Bones said fixing her gaze on Vita. "You are not from a lost colony of Atlantis are you?"
"No, but the truth is stranger than fiction, Space Time Administration Bureau Staff Sergeant Biggs Darklighter at your service.
"It is an interplanetary peace keeping force guarding over the Mid-Childan Confederacy, and based on Mid-Childa, Staff Sergeant Wedge Antilles," Wedge added.
"The main role of the TSAB is to protect the confederacy, and prevent the usage of Lost Logia, TSAB Airforce Second Lieutenant Vita Yagami," Vita said. "We landed here in the aftermath of our previous mission."
"And that was," Amelia asked.
"A rescue mission to save the life of the daughter of one of our own, but we were caught in the blast meant to destroy the device and landed here," Vita continued.
"And you are not from a lost colony of Atlantis," Amelia said.
"No, and this is not even their universe," Augusta added shocking the crowd.
"What," the group shouted.
"Yes, we managed to teleport out but the blast ripped a hole in the dimensions and we ended up here," Vita said.
"What, you're an alien," Sylpheed exclaimed.
"Um, no, I'm as human as the rest of you. I was born and raised on Vaizen," Biggs said.
"But you are clearly not human," Frank said glaring at Vita.
"The commander may not be flesh and blood in the same way we are, but her soul is as human as yours or mine," Wedge added.
"And I couldn't care less," Charlie said pulling Vita into his arms.
"Agreed," the group replied having come to know the powerful energetic woman who became like a second mother or aunt to the children who frequented the house.
"Thanks guys," a misty eyed Vita replied.
"Either way I must know what a Lost Logia is," Amelia asked.
"Power remnants of Ancient Belka," Biggs replied.
"Weapons that if not destroyed or restrained, could cause the destruction of worlds," Wedge added.
"We need to find these lost logia and contain them immediately. I need to contact the department of mysteries," Amelia said.
"No," Vita growled slamming her foot down.
"What we need experts who are used to dealing with magical artifacts.
"We may need help in locating these devices but they will not be handed over to anyone but me. The power they contain is far too great for anyone to contain, one mistake could cost the entire world, and I will not let that happen not again." Vita said glaring back at Amelia.
"No one is more qualified to handle lost logia than Commander Vita," Biggs said.
"Look, I may not know much about what is going or what has happened since I'm been in a coma, but if these Lost Logia are as dangerous as they seem to think they are then I do not want them in the hands of anyone in the Ministry. I will call in every favor I have if I have to Amelia," Frank said.
"Alright, but I want in," Amelia replied.
"You wouldn't be here otherwise," Biggs said.
"And us," Sylpheed, and Kirche asked.
"I was hoping with your unique skills you might be willing to help us in this endeavor," Vita said with a sly grin.
"And a chance to join the TSAB when you return," Sylpheed said.
"Consider it done," Vita said.
"Commander you can't just," Biggs and Wedge protested.
"There is more to these two than meets the eye boys and you'd better treat them right," Vita said.
"Yes, mam it's just that well, we don't want ….." Biggs said.
"That must have been some first impression," Amelia said.
"When a TSAB man finds the right one they know," Biggs said.
"And we act, it may have only known them a short time, but nothing, not even the aces will stop us," Wedge added causing the pair to swoon.
"Alright lover boys, let's get outside before they blow something up," Vita said pulling Charlie along.
"Nothing is ever normal around here anymore is it mom," Frank said.
"It wouldn't be any fun that way otherwise," Augusta remarked as a loud boom shook the estate.
"Not that I am complaining but who blasted him," Vita remarked pointing to the half giant laying in a crater.
"Um, well you see," Harry began.
"He startled us," Neville said holding his device at the ready.
"So who blasted him," Vita asked again hands on her hips.
"Divine shooter, Photon lancer, bloody dagger, Frigid dagger," the children replied.
"Good job but next time let him at least say something first," Vita replied patting each of them on the head.
"What the hell is Hagrid doing here?" Frank asked staring at the unconscious half giant.
"Probably because he wants to take them shopping and begin their indoctrination to Dumbledore," Wedge said.
"Kinda sloppy if you ask me," Biggs added as the others nodded in agreement. "You want me to drop him back at Hogwarts," Biggs said as Vita nodded in reply.
"I'll help," Sylpheed said hoisting the giant off the ground raising a few eyebrows.
"Be careful their buddy she might just tear you apart," Wedge laughed as Sylpheed began to glow.
"A dragon," the group gasped in shock.
"Sylpheed is not just a dragon and her story is her own," Charlie said.
"And she is still the girl of my dreams," Biggs replied causing the large blue dragon to blush as she placed him on her back. "Yaahoo," Biggs exclaimed as they took to the skys.
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The next morning Dumbledore was stunned to find Hagrid in a large hole in the ground, with a note pinned to his chest.
Dear Dumbledork,
The next time you want to talk to me or my family a letter or a note telling us that you are sending someone would be nice, or better yet show up yourself. Harry and Neville will be coming to Hogwarts on their own terms you crazy geiser. Just a warning they have been schooled the Takamachi and Yagami schools of combat, blast first and ask questions later, and walk quietly and carry a big stick.
Have a nice day,
Vita Yagami, Augusta Longbottom
PS- Dumbledore we are going to have a long talk
Frank and Alice Longbottom
PPS- Hurt Harry, Neville or their friends and we hurt you
Biggs Darklighter, Wedge Antilles