Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out.I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life.FML
Bella
I woke up and looked at my clock. It was 2am. Of course I would wake up at this time, I'm boring like that. I was hungry too.
I got out of bed quietly, so I didn't wake up Charlie. I merrily skipped down the stairs into the kitchen where my food awaited me.
I mean, that's how it happened in my head...
In reality, Charlie intercepted me on the stairs.
"BELLA. ARE YOU SNEAKING OUT?"
I remained silent and panicked.
"BELLA"
Oh god, I'm hyperventilating
"Hello?"
I can't tell him.
"BELLA. GODAMNIT, WERE YOU SNEAKING OUT?"
"YES, I WAS! I CONFESS! I CONFESS!" I screamed
"YOU'RE GROUNDED" Charlie said very loudly.
"SIR YES SIR!" I performed an about-face and marched back to bed.
Fml.
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