PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE FIRST!

Due to a very popular demand, I will be ending this story right after this chapter. Sorry to everyone who submitted an idea, I would've loved to have gotten to it, but I just didn't get that far. You'll probably see me around, with more oneshots and friends-related stuff, but like I said, I'm quitting this story.

With that, here's one last huzzah before I say goodbye forever to this story! And, since I'm ending it, I had to do SOMETHING with Wisconsin!

Warning, this may be a little crackish.

Teach Me How To Bucky

"I don't really know about this Wisconsin thing," Roy said warily, glancing around the campus of the university at Madison with apprehension evident on his face. There were band members that were in the quad practicing, several clumps of students scattered about talking, and even a mini soccer game going on in the corner.

"What?" Wally asked, looking at someone that had just come up to him. Roy looked over, and Dick jogged back from where he'd been looking at a sign further down the path.

"Can you teach me how to Bucky?" the student asked, looking for all the world that it was a serious question. "'Cause everything they do at my school looking ugly."

"Uh…" Wally said, lost for words. "R? Little help?"

"This girl from Minnesota said she do the gopher, so I told her, 'Sit down like you supposed to,'" someone else chipped in from across the lawn.

"Big ten Badger, banging up the beats! Your silly little school ain't crazy enough for me!" the guy called back, and the band students were getting into it now, beating away at their drums in time to the singing.

"My mad-town swagger make 'em take a peek!"

"Your girl left you, now she hanging out with me!"

The quad let out a loud 'ooh' at that, and the second guy came up closer. "We a different kind of breed, always doing what you wish you did!"

"What's going on?" Dick asked, and Roy could only shake his head.

"I told you I didn't know about this," he said, but it was too late to back out now.

Everybody started cheering as the instruments beat.

"Yeah, I bet you wish you did!"

The first guy cracked his knuckles, and said, "Ohio State, Illinois, better get a pen. You too, IU and Michigan. Matter fact, I think we got the whole country feeling unlucky, wishing they could Bucky…"

"Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky!" a girl sang, and Roy's eyes widened as a man in a badger costume ran past, evidently doing some sort of dance that others started copying. The only ones not dancing were Wally, Roy, Dick, and the three singers. "Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky!"

The badger guy yelled, "A-a-all my badgers love me! A-all my badgers love me! All my badgers love me! You ain't messing with my Bucky!"

"Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky! Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky!"

"A-a-all my badgers love me! A-all my badgers love me! All my badgers love me! You ain't messing with my Bucky!"

"They be like beef!" The first guy noticed Wally's raised hand. "What?"

"Can you teach me how to dougie?" Wally asked, looking for all the world a little lost, and Roy could relate. Why was everybody singing?

"Uh, nah, but I can teach you how to Bucky!" The guy grinned. "All this sway…kinda yucky. So Imma shake it off. If you know me, you lucky!"

"But I don't know him," Wally said, bewildered.

"E'rybody love me," the badger-suited student called out. "I do my little dance, and once I clap my hands, I got 'em all in a trance!"

"Yeah!" the other students called out. "We the best in the land!"

"All them hater outta-staters never really stood a chance!" the second guy yelled.

"MSU, and you and you and you!" the others answered, and the girl pointed to Wally, Dick, and Roy in turn. "Iowa, Ohio State, Michigan, Purdue!"

"They ask me if I Bucky, and I say, 'Well, yes I do.' But I show 'em how we move, and they only got confused." the badger sang.

"We cool, too cool for the ice cap. Ain't found us yet, go find the right map!"

"Ayy," the mass of students, because that's really what it was now, called back. "Fight back if you wanna be embarrassed!"

"We just gonna party, and enjoy the unfairness."

The girl was back up. "Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky! Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky!"

"A-a-all my badgers love me! A-all my badgers love me! All my badgers love me! You ain't messing with my Bucky!"

"Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky! Teach me how to Bucky, teach me, teach me how to Bucky!"

"A-a-all my badgers love me! A-all my badgers love me! All my badgers love me! You ain't messing with my Bucky!"

The band members finished out the song, and what seemed like the entire campus looked at Roy, Wally, and Dick inquisitively.

"Well, how was it?" the first guy who'd started singing demanded. "What do you think?"

"What do you mean?" Dick asked, "what do we think?"

"About the performance!" he replied impatiently. "We're going to perform at Homecoming, we need to know!"

Roy's mouth gaped like a fish, and he caught Wally's snickers. "What did you know about this?" he demanded of the younger redhead.

"Nothing, I swear!" Wally cried, eyes wide.

"I think you knew something," Dick said, blue eyes narrowed at Wally.

"I didn't know anything!" Wally yelled, then said to the student body, "You guys did awesomely, though!"

"You knew something," Roy said, staring straight at Wally.

He visibly gulped, and Bucky the Badger intervened. "Hey, we needed to practice, it was just him that got you here at the time."

"I'm. Gonna. Kill. You," Dick said slowly and evenly, before racing at Wally.

Roy simply hung his head. "I might come here if only to get away from those two!" he said, wearily watching the two boys run around the quad.

"This is not what I had in mind!" Wally yelled.

"Then stop and take it like a man!" Dick yelled back.

"Scratch that-I might want to try another continent," Roy groaned.

Personally? Probably not one of my best. Oh well. It was (semi) funny, right?

Anyway, like I said, this is the last chapter of this story, so I will see you hopefully around some of my other fics, right?

OH! One last thing…

APRIL FOOL'S! I am NOT abandoning this story, and there should be another chapter or two this weekend.

I'm really sorry about the long hiatus, though, I ended up with a very bad case of writer's block and got over it a few days ago.

Concrit greatly appreciated as always, and feedback is always great!