This follows on from the end of chapter eleven.

Samara: So what now?

Jack: Like Duh! We blow his shields with Overload, blast away his armour with Incinerate, then take back control of him with AI Hacking!

Shepard: Great plan! I love it! So, who's got Overload?

Jack/Samara: ….

Shepard: O.K., so who's got Incinerate?

Jack/Samara:…..

Shepard: Surely one of us has A.I hacking?

Jack/Samara: …..

EDI/Harbinger: Ha. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. I warned you, you fool! A probiotic squad! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

Kaiden/Harbinger: You fool Shepard. Thinking you could just go in guns blazing, without thinking first! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

(Activates 98% stasis, which only allows victims eyes & mouth to move).

Now you will feel the pain inflicted by my FULLY operational "DEATH STAR"! TARGET THE BASE ON THE PLANET BELOW. "FIRE"!

2nd in command: Err, Harbinger, err, um, the main reactor is currently being cleaned. I think the cleaning crew will be finished in around an hour.

Kaiden/Harbinger: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" (singularity forms around 2nd in command.)

3rd in command: Err, Harbinger, Sir, you may have forgotten about the base self destruct button on your instrument panel.

Kaiden/Harbinger: (Face palm)

Taylor: Not so fast Harbinger!

(AN EXPERTLY PLACED DISRUPTOR AMMO SHOT SEVERS THE POWER RELAY ON HARBINGER'S CONTROL PANEL)

Shepard: Way to go Jacob! But, hey, when did you get disruptor ammo?

Taylor: Get with the programme Commander, I hacked Zaeed's control module interface. Naturally I did the same with Jack to get warp ammo.

Shepard: Cool! Can you do anything about this stasis field?

Taylor: No problem, I'll just warp overload that!

Jack: Thanks Jake, geez it's good to have you around.

Taylor: And nice to be appreciated! Here, take my jacket, you look a little cold there!

Samara: In my 1000 years I have never encountered such a gentleman.

Taylor: 1000? No way! You don't look a day over 376.

Samara: Cheeky! Hee hee hee!

Ashley: Hey Taylor, anything you can do about this gun pointed at my head?

Taylor: No problem. I'll just neural shock him, cryo freeze his arms and blow him away with my incendiary ammo.

Shepard: NO…..WAIT!

Taylor: Relax Shepard, I know its Kaiden in there somewhere, I was only yanking your chain.

(NEURAL SHOCK/CRYO FREEZE/SKILLFUL DISARMING)

Now a bit of stasis field should take care of the "binge" and his henchmen. You guys should be able to take it from here. By the way, I broke into the "Death Star's" shield defences and rewrote the program to prevent Harbinger taking control of anyone else here. That kicks in, in 3, 2, 1. Done. You okay now man?

Kaiden: I don't know who you are, but thanks!

Taylor: Don't sweat it, just doing my job!

Ashley: Hey Taylor, perhaps we could get together later and I could thank you properly!

Taylor: No thanks necessary Williams. You're a beautiful woman, save yourself for when the right man comes along.

Shepard: Hang on Jacob, you saying I'm not the right man for Ash?

Taylor: No way would I suggest that, after all, you are the second best soldier in the galaxy. So it would be hard for her to do much better.

Shepard: Err, thanks, I think!

Taylor: Now if you're all ready, you can probably head back to the Normandy and chill out. I just need to transport to the planet to check if the rest of the gang need any help.

Shepard: I'll get Joker to organise the Mako to drop you down there.

Taylor: Thanks anyway, but I rigged my visor to act as a matter transporter. Catch you later.

(TRANSPORTS TO THE PLANET)

Jack: What a f…g legend, I think I'm in love.