Total Drama Chatroom: Outside the Chatroom!
A/N: Part 2 of the supermega vinalla flavored awesomerific chapter!
*Que Law and Order Sounds When Changing Time and Scene*
10:30 PM, Geoff and Bridgette's house
No one's POV
"Ezekiel... put the gun down." Cody says approaching him cautiously.
"Why do you have a gun?" Courtney asks confused.
"Who cares, he has pizza!" Owen says tearing into the box and eating it before you can say "What the f*ck?"
R.I.P That Pizza Ezekiel Brought, From the Oven to the End, it will be missed. It never had a fighting chance
"So if your not here to rob, rape, or kill us, why are you here?" Noah asks.
"Rape?" Justin asks.
"It's possible." Noah says shrugging.
"So why are you here?" Tyler asks.
"I don't know." Ezekiel respond.
"Why did you bring pizza?" Trent asks.
"I don't know."
"And where did you get that gun?" Justin asks while stuttering out of being scared.
"Oh, that's easy eh. My mom gave it to me as a birthday gift!" Ezekiel says pointing it up and by mistaking shooting at the roof.
All the sudden a scream is heard in the sky.
"Oh my god..." Trent says looking up at the bullet hole. "Did you hit someone in a plane?"
All the sudden a huge bird falls into the fire place, with a bullet in its head.
R.I.P Bird, It never had a chance. I mean it just HAD to be flying over the house at the exact same minute right? How many more things will die before the end of this? 2. Just 2.
Somewhere, anywhere, DJ is hystericly freaking out.
"You murderer!" Courtney acuses Ezekiel of
"It was just a bird, eh." Ezekiel says shrugging and again by mistake shooting the gun.
"THAT IS IT!" Bridgette says stomping out of her room.
"Oh your dead dude." Geoff says following her.
"You can destroy my sink, over, microwave, two of my doors, you can make out in my room, you can destroy my TV-"
"Wait, someone broke the TV?" Geoff says making a fist.
"Cody did it!" Harold shouts pointing at him.
"Wait, what?" Cody says just as Geoff jumps on him and starts beating the living crap out of him.
"This. Is. For. You. Making. Me. Miss. ULTIMATE WARRIOR!" he says throwing the last punch as Cody falls out of his chair ko'd.
"You can go cuddle him now Noah!" Owen says laughing.
"Atleast I didn't kiss DJ and Duncan." Noah says laughing back at him.
"-you can knock someone out-"
"She's still talking?" Courtney asking Geoff as Bridgette continues her list.
"It could go on for days." Geoff says scared.
"Legit?" Justin asks.
"Yeah."
"-but you will never, EVER, disturb me while I'm trying to sleep!" Bridgette says yanking at Ezekiels ear.
"I tap, I tap!" Ezekiel says trying to get out of it.
"Good. Now, why do you have a gun?" Bridgette asks looking at it in his hand.
"I don't know."
"And who invited you?"
"Umm, well, honostly guys" Ezekiel says getting down on his knees. "being homeschooled, I don't have any friend's eh. Even though I'm more popular then Tyler-"
"Hey!" Tyler says.
"Dude, even Katie and Said are more popular." Noah says to Tyler.
"Even Eva?" Tyler asks.
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Hell no!"
"And... you guys are like my only homies. I know I was voted out first and I'm really never included in anything but... I just came cause I didn't think I'd see you guys for a while. And I saw Justin's facebook status..."
"I blame you." Harold says looking at Justin. "Die Bieber die!" he says taking out his Katana.
"Wait back up, Harold figured out how to use Facebook?" Trent asks still on the ground.
"Long story." Justin says trying to fight off Harold's katana.
"And I'm sorry, eh. I just wanted to hang with you guys. If you want me to leave, it's fine." Ezekiel says starting to walk out the front door.
"Group hug!" Courtney says as everyone runs to hug him.
This moment is ruined by Owen farting.
"Sorry... I blame the pizza." Owen says blushing
"I blame Ezekiel for bringing it." Trent says, who is still on the ground.
"I blame the writer for making me." Ezekiel says looking up at me.
"What writer?" Courtney asks confused.
"Nothing. I meant I blame Dominos."
All the sudden Ezekiel catches on fire.
Writer-god powers activate!
Stepping on Trents face, knocking him out (again), Ezekiel runs out of the house in the street finding a way to put it out.
"We could have just like thrown cups of water at him." Justin says.
All the sudden, Ezekiel is seen running down the street naked with the burning clothes rolling down the hill, almost like they are attacking him.
"This is pretty f*cked up, even for what we've been through." Tyler says looking out the door.
"Who ever has the Ran Porsh, you left your lights on homes!" Ezekiel says still running.
"I'll go shut them off." Harold says getting up.
"Oh, and my pants kind of set your car on fire."
"CURSE YOU PANTS!" Harold says running outside with his katana.
-10 minutes of reckles clothing killing-
Harold and Ezekiel walk back in, both smiling.
"What did you butt f*ck or something?" Duncan says, now re entering the room.
"Where the hell have you been?" Courtney says slapping him.
"Making out." Duncan says.
"Where's Gwen?" Cody asks.
"Trying to help Lindsay figure out how to turn on the light." Duncan says pointing to the guest room.
"I just don't get it!" Lindsay says from the other room.
"...good luck." Cody says scratching his neck.
"I have slayed the pants!" Harold says holding up the burnt remainings of them.
"Where's the rest?" Justin asks.
"Alas, they got away. But I will have revenge!" Harold says hitting the wall with his katana, making a hole in it.
"I really hope they have good home insurance..." Duncan says looking at the hole.
"Zeke." Noah says.
"Yeah Noah?"
"PUT SOME PANTS ON."
"Eh, this is way more comftorbale."
"Well, that was hopeless" Gwen says coming back into the room.
"Has anyone seen TJ?" Lindsay asks.
"IT'S TYLER!" Tyler screams going into the guest room.
"Ha-ha. TJ rhymes with BJ." Cody says laughing.
"You are so mature Cody." Courtney says shaking her head.
"Thanks."
"So we're over, right?" Duncan asks Courtney.
"You have no idea." Courtney says kicking Duncan in the balls.
"My babys!" Duncan says falling to the ground.
"Where's Trent?" Gwen asks.
"Out cold, on the ground." Justin says pointing to him.
"Nine jam rooms, nine guitars, nine portraits of Gwen..." Trent says asleep.
"Can ya give him the message?" Gwen asks Cody.
"Sure thing." Cody says giving her the thumbs up.
"Well this has been fun..." Noah says looking at all the destruction they have done.
"Harold, quit it, you are going to break something." Owen tells him.
"NEVER! The shirt must die!" Harold says hitting, and breaking, the one thing you will never, ever want to break of Bridgette's.
"Did-" Duncan starts.
"-you-" Gwen says.
"-just-" Ezekiel says.
"-break-" Owen says
"-Bridgette's- Courtney says.
"-board?" Cody says.
"My bad." Harold says trying to fix it.
"Your screwed." Justin says pointing to the hall.
As Bridgette, is standing there, looking wide eyed.
"Everybody..." she says calmy. "OUT!"
10 AM, Geoff and Bridgette's house, next day
"Well, do we have home insurance for all the damage?" Geoff says looking around at everything that went wrong last night.
"As long as my board is fixed, we're fine." Bridgette says online looking for a new one.
"Okay... want to have breakfeast on the backlawn?" Geoff says making some food that doesn't have to be cooked (since he blew up there oven and microwave).
Remember when Ezekiel fired the gun a second time?
"Sure." Bridgette says opening the sliding door to go outside.
It hit something.
"WHY THE F*CK IS THERE A PLANE IN ARE BACK YARD WITH A DEAD PILOT?"
2 weeks later, chatroom
Surferchick101: And that is why we are never, EVER, inviting you guys back to are house for a reunion.
GothGirlDX: Oh well. I understand with all the chaos.
Surferchick101: Well, see you soon...
What episode would end with out Harold doing something stupid
PokemonMaster9: DIE SHIRT DIEEEEEEEE!
Well, there ya go!
A/N: thanks for liking the first chapter so much! I hope you enjoyed the second one, and I'll be updated more frequently again!