Allan's thoughts

Y'know what? This has to be the best day EVER.

Not only did I get three deer (yes, three) on my hunt, but we also nabbed a few jewels and a tank of ale off a merchant on the North Road. Success! Plainly, Robin was pretty cheerful about the robbery...And a cheerful Robin should never go amiss...and we had a fresh plateful of venison.

So here I am, belly full of meat. Cracking jokes with the lads. A sweet pint in my hand. Oh, the joys of being an outlaw, eh?

Even sour old Much has passed the panic about his bunk catching fire. It did make me laugh though, especially once John drenched him with a bucket of water. He was just stood in wet undergarments all morning. Poor sod.

Not being funny, but I think I'm going to set up some target competitions with our Lord of Locksley. My aim is getting better every day. Did I say that I shot three deer, today? Clean shot. Each one. No miss. I'd like to put some money on my arrows, but I promised the gang that I wouldn't gamble and such...

Oh, it was a good day. Best day ever, in fact.

Will

Allan is the best mate I could ever have. Seriously, he's hilarious. I don't know what it'd be like without him and his daft jokes.

Much

Will is so drunk. It's unbelievable. We've never managed to get the quiet one squiffy!I don't particularly like it, in fact. He's too emotional, for my liking.

Will

And Much...I should really talk to him more often. I'd miss Much, if we ever lost him.

John

No more ale for Will.

Will

I won't even think about losing Djaq. I'm going to make sure nothing ever happens to her. Or else I'll kill myself. I actually will kill myself..I don't know what I'd do without her. I can't lose her. I can't.

Djaq

I told them! Alcohol brings out the extremities in a worrisome character. Just look at Will. I'm so disappointed. This is the one thing in English culture that irritates me so much – there need to drink so much that they vomit. Will didn't eat anything all day, which explains his strange behaviour after a drop of ale. Oh Allah.

Will

...She's going to have to be safe, or else life won't be worth living...She has to stay put. She has to stay inside the camp...

Allan

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Our carpenter is trying to tie Djaq to a wooden bunk-post using his blanket. I don't know how much ale he's had, but this is hilarious.

Djaq

What is he doing?