Previously:
"Lee! Drop'em!" Lee looked surprised and doubting. "But sensei, you said it was only for emergencies!" "These are one of those, Lee! Drop them! Let them see your stuff!" Lee almost cried. "Hai, Gai sensei!" Lee said, and dropped them.
Lee bent forward and went for the orange legwarmers. He unwrapped them and pulled out...Whoah! That was weights! They were as long as his arms or something! "Much better!" Lee said, relieved. "I can move so much more now!" Lee dropped them. I heard someone snicker, saying it wasn't a big deal and such. Suddenly we heard large, large crashes! Lee's weights! It made big holes! Lee flew! You heard me! He flew! It was super quick! He flew like The Road Runner from Looney tunes! He was coming towards Gaara so much faster! Gaara's sand could barely keep up! Lee managed to punch him! Gaara got hit in the left cheek and flew a few meters! What are the odds? Lee caught up to him and throwed him up in the air! Lee jumped after him and throwed him around in the room like he owned the air! It was so fast I barely could see the movement, but I surely could hear the noise! Then I finally saw Lee! He kicked Gaara to the roof! On the way Lee flinched, surely because of some pain Gaara gave him. Before you knew it, Lee had spun Gaara in bandages and grabbed him! "Taijutsu: Hidden Lotus!" They spun their way donwards to the ground and a large crash was heard! I thought I was going to lose my hearing! "GAARA!" I heard. Was it Kankuro? The fog cleared and on the ground, there was Gaara, looking beat up and helpless. Lee won! Yay! He won!...wait! Who was laughing? Lee stopped in his track with wide eyes and looked frightened. He looked back and screamed! Gaara collapsed, melted in sand! The hair, the arms, everything melted to sand! It looked like an empty shell! How in the world did Gaara make that happen? Suddenly a large "PUFF" was heard on behind Lee. There Gaara stood tall, bent forward with cracks on his body and a dangerous, sickened-evil smile on his face! He looked like the devil of the sand! He made the handsigns and sand flew towards Lee! Lee tried to get away, but the sand caught one arm and leg! "Sand coffin!" Was heard and suppenly Lee screamed! Gaara had broke Lee's arm and leg! They were completely smashed! The sand was going to to take whole Lee! I almost couldn't watch! " THAT'S ENOUGH!" The sand was hit away by Gai sensei! He stood right infront of Gaara and the sand to protect Lee! The eyes of Gai...they were so serous. It was way more serious than when Iruka sensei used to spank me for teasing his butt! Gaara stepped back, and mumbled:" Konoha will fall. Just wait and see." Suddenly Lee stood up even though he still seemed unconcious! "Lee.." Gai almost cried and hugged Lee, but Lee slipped out of Gai sensei's grip and fell to the ground. "Lee!" Gai bent down and held Lee's head up. Medics came and took Lee away. I sniffed, tried not to cry. "Kakashi, why would Lee go so far?" "...to make his sensei proud."
After some tears and cleaning ups, we were ready to go to the next battle. It was Akimichi Chouji vs. Dosu Kinuta. "Akimichi Chouji vs. Dosu Kinuta. Begin." In the back of Chouji, he could hear some one cheering for him! "You're going down, pal! NInpou: Baika no justu!" His stomach and back and chest suddenly became round like a ball! All the other parts went in the ball and chakra got released out of them. Chouji started to roll like a ball! He went after Dosu with speed unlike any others. By that, I mean, not very fast. Dosu dogded him like nothing! "Is that all you can do, fatty!" Oh no. no no no no nononononoNO! You never say that to Chouji! Chouji started to bump around like a tennis ball! He actually hit Dosu a few times. "I have feelings, you know!" Chouji said, angry! Poor Chouji. Chouji jumped really high and came down towards Dosu in a really, really fast speed! Dosu took out a kunai and stabbed Chouji with it! The kunai broke! I gasped! I never knew Chouji was so thick in the skin! Chouji started to roll, pushing Dosu to the wall! Dosu tried to push back, but couldn't get a grip! He got closer to the wall! His skull would be crushed! "Get off me!" Chouji didn't obey. " Get. Of. MEEE!" Dosu yelled and gave a push. Suddenly everything stopped. Chouji started to burp...and fart. He farted and burped more and more! He burped and farted so much and so powerfull he went flying around the room! Everyone took cover! Even the Anbu black obs! And they were like the police! When Chouji seemed to lose the fuel, he was heading straight for the hokage! Chouji couldn't stop and the hokage was too scared to move! The got closer! closer, closer, closer, clos- Oh my god! Chouji kissed the third Hokage! And burped at the same time! A burp-kiss! Everyone knew they would die if they laughed, but no one cared! Including me! We laughed as Chouji ran from the chasing, and laughing, Anbu black obs.
Later, the winners of the matches, me one of them, stood before the hokage (snicker) and the other proctors and all. "Congratulations on winning the matches. You are all ready to the third part of the Chuunin exam. I feel I must warn you all: even thogh you win, it doesn't mean you'll become Chuunin. In the end it doesn't matter if you lose or win, but how you fight. How's the fighting skills? The speed? The chakra? Are you Chuunin material? THAT'S what I'm looking for. To know who's going to fight who, you'll pick out numbers and we'll set up the fights according to the numbers." I got number 1 and Neji got number 2, so I'll fight Neji. This blows. That Gaara picked 3, Kankuro got 5, Aburame Shino 6, Temari 7, Dosu Kinuta got number 8 and Nara Shikamaru got number nine. Since Shikamaru couldn't fight on a person who got number 10, he would fight one extra fight. I guess Sasuke got 4. The hokage said the third part is in the next month! How in the world am I going to become stronger by then?
A/N= Hi. I'm sorry, but I had to update this chapter several times because of spellings, misunderstood facts and so on. Sorry!