Raise Your Glass
Chapter 14
Third POV
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Zoey cried out as they all looked shocked at the SUV.
"What the fuck?" Phil muttered. The doors of the black SUV flew open as three guys got out.
As soon as Alan recognized the main guy, he mumbled in disbelief, "I know that guy! That's the guy from the trunk!"
"Really?" Jamie's tone was sarcastic. "What gave you that idea?"
Everyone in the car all looked at the short Asian man. The man looked extremely pissed off as he gestured with his fingers for them all to get out of the car.
"Get out of the car. Please."
"W—w—wait those are the guys that shot Eddie," Stu stammered. Indeed it was. Two taller Asian men stood behind the shorter man. The Asian man said something in a different language and then clapped his hands, his two accomplices then walked over to the car and started to drag everyone out against their will.
"HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!" Zoey squealed in fear as one of the men dragged her out through the window rather roughly and threw her onto the pavement carelessly like a ragdoll. Next, they dragged out Jamie who began to punch and kick and yell out several different curse words. Again, she was thrown onto the pavement as well.
"WHAT THE F- WATCH IT! DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS IN PLACES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG ASSHOLE!" Connie screamed at the man as he roughly grabbed her breasts and then once again threw her out of the car without a care in the world.
Lastly, they pulled out Alan, Phil, Stu, and Paige, all of them yelling and cursing as they all got dragged harshly outside to face the shorter Asian man.
"I want my purse back!" the Asian man demanded furiously, pointing a threatening finger at the 7 of them. "Assholes!"
"What?" Phil panted, completely out of breath. "Your purse?"
"It's not a purse, it's a satchel!" snapped Alan.
Jamie started to chuckle despite the dangerous situation she was in. "You carry a satchel? You are truly one of a kind, Alan."
"It's a purse for the last fucking time, okay?" the Asian man snapped angrily. "And you steal from wrong guy."
"Wait a second, wait a second." Phil said, holding the side that the SUV slammed into. "We stole from you?"
"Okay, you know what," Stu spoke, "We don't remember anything that happened last night."
"So help us out a little here." Paige added wearily, clutching her side.
"Well apparently," explained the guy that was standing by the short Asian man, "You guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater and he played your hot streak. He ended up winning just under 80 grand."
Connie's eyes widened. "D-did you say 80 grand?"
"Holy shit!" Jamie gasped before turning to Alan. "Hey buddy, you wanna win me over 80 grand as a Christmas present? I'll be your best friend!"
Alan smiled at Jamie. "Absolutely! I'll do anything to be your best friend!"
"No shit," Phil muttered, looking at the Asian men. "80 grand, that's nice!"
"Okay, that's good!" Stu said encouragingly, not wanting to piss off the crazy Asian man any further.
"He put the chips in his purse." the bodyguard explained, "And then you guys took off with it."
"Ha!" Alan laughed as everyone glared at him, hinting for him to shut the fuck up but he continued anyway, "Classic us!"
"That doesn't sound like us," Stu said, narrowing his eyes at the bearded man.
"Mine had 80,000 dollars inside. And this one," he threw down the satchel. "Nothing." He stomped on the bag, crushing whatever was in there.
"Hey," Alan yelled, startling Connie as she was standing next to him. "There are skittles in there!" The shorter bodyguard punched Alan harshly in the stomach as he advanced on the small Asian man. Connie gasped in shock and rushed over to Alan to see if he was all right. Thankfully, he was.
The small Asian man started to laugh at Alan for being in obvious pain.
"Don't let the beard fool you!" Stu helped out Connie over Alan. "He's a child!"
"It's funny because he's fat!"
"Hey," Jamie defended angrily, pointing a finger at the Asian man. "Fuck off, pancake face!" she insulted the shorter man. "Or else I'll rip your balls off - if you had any - and shove em up your ass! Yup, I went there!"
The Asian man did not look intimidated. In fact, he looked rather amused of Jamie's attempt of being threatening. He began to laugh making Jamie glare at the annoying man.
"Oh, look here! It's little Jaaamieee," he mocked her name. "You know girl, you a lot more fun to party with when you wasted as fuck!"
"Uhmm... I'm sorry sir, but your English kinda sucks..." Jamie crossed her arms as she stared down the Asian man.
"Chow don't give fuck about his English!" the Asian man declared. "Now, Jaaamieee. What was song you singing to me earlier? Old McDonald?" he sneered before starting to sing in a horribly, annoying voice. "Old McDonald had a farm! EIEIO! There was this bitch! Her name was Jamie! EIEIO! She had great big tits! Skinny little bitch!"
The short Asian man stepped up to the girls and sang, "Here a bitch!"
He poked Jamie hard in the ribs as she mumbled, "Ow! Asshole!"
"There a bitch!"
He poked Paige hard in the stomach as she said, "Ow! What was that for?"
"Everywhere a bitch, bitch!" Lastly, he poked Connie and Zoey harshly as they all glared at him. "Old McDonald had a farm! EIEI - Fuck you!" he spat out, glaring at the whole group.
"Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?" Zoey asked while rubbing her stomach from being poked so hard.
"Okay, now look!" Stu decided to change the subject drastically, trying to please the Asian. "This was obviously a very simple misunderstanding! Alan picked up the wrong purse! It's no big deal!"
"Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys, he," the small man, paused to point at Phil, "starts screaming like crazy and throw me in trunk?"
"What," Phil aksed, "I did that?"
"Haha, did you finally decide to come out of the closet, Phil?" asked Jamie, laughing as he glared at her as if he wanted to strange her.
"Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm, and you want to take him home with you." the smaller bodyguard explained. Phil and Stu along with Jamie and Connie began to laugh. Zoey and Paige nervously glanced at each other. There should be no fucking joking around here! This is fucking serious! Paige thought nervously.
"Lucky charm," Jamie and Stu said at the same time, laughing at the absurd idea.
"Oh, it's just funny," Phil added. T
he small Asian joins in laughter before saying, "Fuck you!" Instantly, making everyone shut up. "If you want to see your friend again, you get me my 80 grand."
"Wait?" asked Phil, growing more angry.
"What?" Stu snapped, narrowing his eyes. He has Doug? Oh, holy fucking shit!
"Our friend?" Paige spoke up in confusion. Was he talking about Doug?
"You have Doug?" Stu was angry now.
The larger bodyguard standing by the large SUV slammed on the trunk. It was then that the men and women noticed the man that was sitting in the backseat with a bag over his head.
As soon as Jamie realized that there was someone captured in the backseat, she screamed, "Oh my God!"
"DOUG!" Both Stu and Phil yelled. They tried pushing past the bodyguards but the bigger men only pushed them roughly back to Alan and the girls. Knowing it was no use to get passed them, Phil surrendered and put his hands up, meaning no harm.
"All right, all right," he said calmly, "Okay, fine."
"What do you want?" asked Stu, trying to act calm as possible but failing miserably.
"No so good now," the small man explained, "Quid pro quo, douche bag."
"What?" Stu asked, completely confused.
"What did he just say?" asked Jamie, thoroughly confused.
"Look, we're very sorry. But this is an easy fix." Phil said, "Alan, where's the purse?"
"I don't know." Alan shrugged, truthfully.
"It's in the hotel room, right?" Stu looked at the bearded man.
"Yeah, we can get it." Zoey said calmly as ever. "And we'll bring it back to you as soon as we can. It really is no big deal."
"We can get you the—we can even write you a check right now!" Stu tried reasoning.
"No check!" the Asian man yelled. "Cash only."
"You are one greedy motherfucker, aren't you?" Jamie asked, looking at him disgusted.
"Careful what you say, Jaaamiee. Or else Chow go fucking ninja on yo ass, bitch!"
"What the hell did you just say to me, pancake face?" Jamie snapped, glaring. There was no way in hell was she gonna get threatened by this piece of shit.
"You heard Chow, bitch! Now get on yo knees and give Chow some blow!" he demanded.
"OH HELL NO!" Jamie was beyond pissed now. "I'LL GO FUCKING KARATE KID ON YOUR ASS YOU ASIAN NIGGA! I MAY BE WHITE ON THE OUTSIDE BUT I'M MOTHERFUCKING NINJA ON THE INSIDE, PANCAKE FACE! I'LL FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU LITTLE BOY!" she shrieked and advanced towards the Asian man but Stu immediately grabbed her by the waist as she kicked and screamed against his strong grip on her. "LEMME AT HIM, STU! I'LL FUCKING DESTROY HIM!"
"That's true," Paige commented. "Jamie always kicked some major ass in high school. That is, until she got kicked out numerous times."
The Asian man began to laugh at Jamie. "Jamie, baby, bitch please. You know you ain't good nuff to kick Chow's ass. All you're good at is getting down on those fucking skinny ass knees."
"DON'T CALL ME 'BABY' YOU MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE ANNOYING COCK SUCKING CHOAD BITCH ASSHOLE!" Jamie spat as she continued to struggle through the dentist's grip on her.
"ENOUGH!" Stu finally yelled out, making everyone shut up. Phil looked at his friend somewhat impressed while Jamie looked up at him, partially surprised to hear him yell like that.
"Okay, enough, everyone. This isn't the issue. Now..." he took a breath before pointing inside the SUV. "There is a person in there!"
"Boring." The Asian man yawned. "Take nap. Come on."
"Wait." Stu looked at the man shocked. "I'm sorry, we're boring you?"
"Doug, it's okay!" Phil yelled out towards his best friend, hoping that these words give Doug some encouragement.
"You kidnapped out friend!" Stu yelled, letting go of Jamie as he advanced on the Asian man. "Kidnapper!"
"Wait!" Phil halted.
"Hey, pancake face!" Jamie yelled, running over to the car as the Asian man got in the back seat. "This isn't over!"
"Oh, no. You're not going anywhere!" Stu said as he and Phil along with Jamie tried to stop the car from leaving as Alan and the rest of the girls only watched in silence.
Stu stood in front of the car, holding his hands up, trying to act brave. "Run me over!" As soon as the car moved one inch, Stu jumped out of the way, screaming like a little bitch.
"Stu, Stu, Stu!" Phil called his friend, as he rushed to the other side of the car. Jamie, Phil, and Stu watched as the Asian man rolled down his window and looked down at the three of them.
"Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn." Asian man threatened.
"No, oh hell no, why don't you get out of this car and fight like a man!" Jamie demanded, glaring daggers.
"Eh, Chow too lazy." Was his response.
"Wait, what?" Phil yelled, looking up at the man like he was crazy. Well, he kind of was...
"Toodle - oo, motherfucker." He rolled up the window before the SUV screeched off into the distance.
"Well, at least take the bag off his head!" Stu yelled after them.
"At least have some respect, pancake face!" Jamie added.
"Fuck!" Phil cursed.
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