SariSpy56: Welcome back everyone to the House of Awesome! Now like I said earlier, we will be introducing the infamous Cooper Gang from Paris!
Gordon: Well where is this so called Cooper Gang? They're basically not going to show up anyway!
So Gordon pulls out his golden cellphone and before he had the chance to dial, a blue and golden blur swiped the phone off of Gordon's hand. What's now on Gordon's hand is a blue and white calling card.
Gordon: What the? Where did my phone go?
Ms. Chicarelli: Who cares about that dunb phone. Now be quiet while Oskar and I enjoy this delicious mint cake that the pink giant and the green dwarf gave me earlier.
SariSpy56: Pink giant and green dwarf eh?
Ms. Chicarelli: Yes now be quiet!
But as soon as Ms. Chicarelli had the chance to take a bite off the cake, Oskar saw a black and red bomb inside the cake and it exploded right on their faces, causing them to cough repeatly.
Ms. Chicarelli: WHO PUT THAT BOMB IN MY CAKE!
Gunther: I think I know who did it.
?: You've got that right.
Gunther: Did you say something Kick?
Kick: No.
Just then, the ceiling window flung open and a smoke bomb exploded inside. Everyone in the room began to cough as three figures enter the room. When the smoke clears, we saw the infamous Cooper Gang - Sly, Bentley and Murray.
Sly: Sorry we came in late and crashed the party.
SariSpy56: Apology accepted.
Protector of Men Roy: What took you guys so long?
Sly: Two words. Inspector Fox.
Murray: And we've been chased again by her.
Bentley: When will she ever quit?
Kendall: Um who's Inspector Fox?
Sly: She's a cop working for Interpol and she's always on my tail. But she's one hot babe.
Brad: One hot babe eh? I like to meet her someday.
But Brad gets slapped in the face by a jealous Selena.
Brad: OW! What was that for Selena?
Selena (english): That's for trying to cheat on me.
Brad: It's not what you think Selena. I won't date another girl but you Selena and I swear!
Chris: Speaking of girl, I think it's time to roll a clip on how Brad tries to get a date.
Brad: I'm doomed.
SariSpy56: Roll the clip Wade!
Wade: On it.
()()()()()
Clip.
Brad is out with his friends as usual when all of a sudden, the boys saw a beautiful blonde girl wearing a hot pink bikini.
Brad: Hello babe!
Horace: She's so freaking hot!
Pantsy: Just the sight of her just makes my eyes burn but who cares.
Brad: Step aside my good friends and watch how the Brad handles this.
Horace: Now hold it right there Brad. We're not letting you get this babe all to yourself.
Pantsy: Yeah. We love her just as much as you do!
Brad: Fine. We'll see who'll get to date the babe by playing Rock Paper Scissor!
Horace and Pantsy: Deal.
Brad: But we've go to know her name by the way.
Pantsy: If there's one thing that my little brother Mouth knows is that this babe's name is Jessica.
Horace: Can we get on with Rock Paper Scissor?
Brad: Fine.
All three: Once...twice...SHOOT!
Pantsy and Brad shoot Rock while Horace shoots scissor. Horace is out which only leaves Brad and Pantsy to decide on who gets to date Jessica.
Pantsy and Brad: Once...twice...SHOOT!
But it was a tie as both Pantsy and Brad shoot paper.
Horace: Again.
Pantsy and Brad: Once...twice...SHOOT!
But it was another tie as both boys shoot rock
Horace: One more time.
Pantsy and Brad: Once...twice...SHOOT!
This time, Pantsy shoots scissor while Brad shoots rock which means that rock beats scissior and Brad won.
Brad: Yeah Brad. Now you guys watch as the Brad gets a date with Jessica.
So Pantsy and Horace watched as Brad approaches Jessica.
Brad: Excuse me Jessica. Would you care to go out with the Brad? You can't resist.
Jessica: How about on the 30th of Feburary loser.
Then Jessica walked away from Brad who is now crying in defeat due to the fact that his plan failed.
Pantsy: Y'know Horace, that whole thing about dating the girl isn't worth it.
Horace: I agree.
Pantsy: Wanna go to the arcade and beat up some nerds?
Horace: I'm in!
End Clip
()()()()()
Right after the clip ended, Brad is blushing mad.
SariSpy56: Well Brad couldn't get any dumber on this, but come on folks, let's give him a hand.
Everyone went clapping but most of them were still laughing.
Ronaldo: Wait a minute! We still don't know who's next to tell a story!
Murray: Oh can I tell a story? I promise that mine is really good and not lame like Wacky Jackie's!
Jackie: Hey!
SariSpy56: Knock yourself out Murray and the crowd's yours.
Murray: Thank you!
Bentley: What's the story this time Murray? It better not be about pizza like last time.
Murray: No pizza this time. It's the story about a girl who must go to another dimension in order to find her friend (or if most people would say boyfriend) who went missing. I call mine "Kendall Perkins in Wonderland".
Jackie: Great. It's all about Kendall isn't it?
Murray: Now all of you behave as 'the Murray' tells the story.
Amy (whispering): I bet the pairing of this is Kendall and Kick for sure.
Jackie: I heard that!
Murray: Now we all know that the pairing of this is Kick and Kendall but as I tell the story, it's your job to find another pairing in the story. The winner will get to tell a story after me.
SariSpy56: This'll be good.
Murray: Once a upon a time in a small town...
Kendall Perkins in Wonderland
It was a rather bored day at school for the kids in Ms. Fitzpatrick's class. The class have to listen to the teacher's lecture until the clock strikes 3 and then, they can all have some fun. But before the clock can strike three, Ms. Fitzpatrick had an annoucment.
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Now class. We will be doing a project on anything related to the Victorian Era. You may work in partners, but I'm choosing the partners.
The class groaned at this.
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Now let me see. Jackie Wackerman will work with...
Jackie: KICK BUTTOWSKI! I WANT TO WORK WITH HIM CAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME!
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Nice try Ms. Wackerman. You're working with Ronaldo Van Hazel.
Jackie: NO!
Ms. Fitzpatrick: Kendall Perkins will be working for Kick Buttowski
Jackie: NO!
As the bell rang and the kids running out of school, Jackie shot a dirty look at Kendal.
Kendall: What?
Jackie: I'll get you for this Kendall! You think you can steal my man?
Kendall: Clarence's not your man.
Jackie: Oh yes he is! And I'm not going to let you ruin his awesomeness you snobby witch!
But Kendall didn't say anything as she and Kick walk away from Wacky Jackie and went to Kendall's place.
()()()()()
Kick: What topic are we working on for the Victorian Era?
Kendall: Y'know for once, I haven't though of an idea yet.
Kick: All the good topics have been taken.
Kendall: Oh let's just find what topic we will do though some of those old Victorian books daddy gave to me when I was a kid.
So Kick and Kendall searched though all Victorian and English books to find a good topic, but to no avail. Just then, a book caught Kick's eyes. It has a picture of a little girl and a really big cat up on a tree.
Kick: What this book?
Kendall: Oh that's Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. It's an English novel made in the 19th century.
Kick: What is it about?
Kendall: A girl who follows a white rabbit to a place called Wonderland. Never mind that right now. We still need to find a good topic for the Victorian Era. Now keep looking!
So Kick and Kendall searched through every single Englisn and Victorian book but they still can't find the right topic. A few minutes later, both kids are worn out from searching every single book.
Kick: So tired.
Kendall: Must...keep...looking...for...good...topic...zzzzz!
Soon Kick and Kendall fell fast asleep.
()()()()()
BANG!
Kendall woke up with a start. She felt a sudden pain on her head as if someone knocked her out. Then she realized that a big book had been knocked out of her shelf by her cat Hansel and somehow knocked her out cold.
Kendall: Hansel you naughty kitty! Must you always be so clumsy?
Hansel: Meow.
When Kendall is fully awake, she notices that something is oddly different - Kick Buttowski isn't in her room.
Kendall: Clarence? Where the biscuits is he? It's not like he took off or something.
So Kendall walks out of her room to the outside world while Hansel follows her. Once Kendall is outside, she saw a maroon colored cat wearing some sort of tuxedo and is holding a rather large pocket watch.
Kendall: What an odd looking cat.
When the cat looks at his watch, he went into complete shock as if he had a heart attack.
Maroon Cat: Oh my goodness! I'm very late for something very important.
Kendall: Must be the tea party he's attending to based on the clothes that he's wearing.
As the Maroon Cat runs off, Kendall and Hansel follow him.
Kendall: Oh please wait for me! Oh and my cat as well!
Maroon Cat: No time to say hello! Goodbye I'm late, late, late!
Then the Maroon Cat disappears inside a small cave by the Food N' Fix.
Kendall: My oh my. What an unusual place to go and have tea? It's not polite to go inside someone's home without permission.
But her curiousity and Hansel's encouragement got the best of her.
Kendall: I wonder. Maybe it'll lead me to where Clarence is.
So Kendall (with Hansel's encouragement) decided to explore the cave when all of a sudden, Kendall trips and falls into a small hole which seems to be bottomless. Hansel on the other hand remains untripped and clumsy until he decided to go with Kendall in the bottomless hole.
Hansel: MEOW!
Kendall: Oh Hansel. Must you always follow me to my doom?
Hansel: Meow.
Kendall: Oh I suppose that we'll be in Heaven soon.
But instead of falling to their doom, Kendall and Hansel are saved by floating slowly to the bottom because of Kendall's skirt.
Kendall: How very unusual.
Hansel: Meow.
So Kendall and Hansel slowly floated down until they hit the floor of a very unsual (or as I would say artistically) hall.
Kendall: Very stange indeed.
But her eyes suddenly caught on something moving in the hall. It was the Maroon Cat again.
Kendall: Oh please wait Mr. Cat!
Maroon Cat: I have no time! I'm very late!
Kendall: Oh please wait for us!
Maroon Cat: No time to say hello! Goodbye I'm late, late, late!
Kendall and Hansel gave chase to the Maroon Cat until he lost them and retreats to a very small door at the end of the hallway. Kendall and Hansel tried to pry the door open but the doorknob suddenly came to life.
Doorknob: OW! It hurts!
Kendall: I beg your pardon sir. I didn't know that you could talk.
Doorknob: Oh I always talk all the time my dear. Why are you and that cat of yours here anyway?
Kendall: You see I'm chasing the Maroon Cat who somehow went through there and I'm looking for a friend who wore a jumpsuit and helmet. Have you by any chance seen him?
Doorknob: Oh I do saw him earlier!
Kendall: Where did he went to?
Doorknob: Why he went through here a few hours ago alone but I have no record of where he's heading off to.
Kendall: May my cat and I go though the door so that we can find both my friend and the Maroon Cat?
Doorknob: I'm sorry dear but you and your cat are certainly too big to get through.
Kendall: Isn't there another way?
Doorknob: But of course dear. You see that glass table over there?
Kendall turns around and saw a glass table. On it was a little bottle.
Kendall: Yes.
Doorknob: There's a bottle there and on it is the instructions.
Kendall: Why thank you.
So Kendall and Hansel walk towards the glass table and Kendall picks up the bottle. There was a note that reads,
"Drink Me"
Kendall: Okay if that's what the note says.
So Kendall takes a sip and gives Hansel some. All of a sudden, Kendall and Hansel began to shrink until they were about 3 inches high. Both are very happy!
Kendall: It works! Now we can get through!
Doorknob: But there's one little problem.
Kendall: And what's that?
Doorknob: I'm locked. You need a key to do so. It's on the glass table.
Kendall tries to get up to get the key but being 3 inches tall, she's unable to do so.
Kendall: Oh no. How are we able to get the key and go through?
Doorknob: Try the box.
All of a sudden, a box appears before Kendall and Hansel. Kendall opens the box and inside were tasty cookies. Each had a message that reads,
"Eat me"
Kendall: Why that'll work.
Hansel: Meow.
But as soon as both Kendall and Hansel ate a piece, they began to grow at enormous size, so enormous that Kendall hits the ceiling.
Kendall: Oh dear. Now we'll never get out.
So Kendall burst into tears which floods the entire hall. Hansel (who definetly hates water) ran up to Kendall's shoulder who is still crying.
Doorknob: Get the bottle before it's too late!
Kendall did what the doorknob said and took a sip from the bottle as well as Hansel. Then, both Kendall and Hansel shrink back to 3 inches tall and fell inside the bottle.
Kendall: Oh dear what an aweful situation we're in.
Luckly for Kendall and Hansel, the bottle is small enough to go through the keyhole and into the open sea as if they were stranded similar to Ishmael from the book called Moby Dick. The water and waves were not in the color blue as usual. Instead, the color itself is more of a violet and green color than blue. When Kendall and Hansel helplessly stare at the waves, they soon drifted to tireness.
Kendall: *yawn* The waves are making me sssooo...sssleepy.
Hansel: Meow.
Kendall: Can't...stay...awake...any longer. Zzzz.
Then Kendall and Hansel fell fast asleep.
()()()()()
Kendall and Hansel had been drifted to shore and what they saw were animals running around a big rock and on that rock was the badger wearing a Victorian governor suit.
Animals: *Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus race
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top
Never a beginning
There can never be a stop*
Badger: *To skipping, hopping, tripping fancy free and gay
Started it tomorrow
But will finish yesterday*
Badger: *'Round and 'round and 'round we go
Until forevermore
For once we were behind
But now we find we are be-*
Badger: *Foreward, backward, inward, outward
Come and joing the chase
Nothing could be drier
Than a jolly caucus race!* I say my dear, you've never get dried before!
Kendall: Get dried?
Badger: Well you must join the others to get dried off.
Kendall: But wait Mr. Badger. I have a question to ask!
Badger: Ask away.
Kendall: Have you by any chance see a boy wearing a jumpsuit and helmet?
Badger: Yes and he went to the forest.
Kendall: Thanks.
So Kendall and Hansel hurried off to find Kick in the forest when all of a sudden, Hansel stared to growl.
Kendall: What is it Hansel?
Hansel: MEOW!
Kendall turns around and immediately saw a pair of twins (DiPazzi Twins) but is curious at what they are. When she looks at the collars of the twins, there were words that reads.
"Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum"
Kendall: Very odd.
Dee: Why so odd m'lady?
Kendall: I beg your pardon.
Dum: Oh we get that remark all the time.
Dee: Care to join us for fun games?
Kendall: No thanks. I'm looking for a boy who went missing.
Dee: What does he look like?
Dum: Are you in love with him?
Kendall laughs at this.
Kendall: Well we're just friends and he wore a white jumpsuit and helmet. Oh and he's very small.
Dum: Well we do saw him earlier and we know where he went to.
Kendall: You do?
Dee: But in order for us to tell you, you must listen to one of our stories.
Kendall: Well okay.
Dee: Splendid!
Dum: We shall tell you a story about an owl and a female carpenter.
()()()()()
The Owl and the Jackie
Tweedle Dum: The sun was shining on the sea
Shining with all his might
Tweedle Dee: He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright
Tweedle Dum: And this was odd because it was
Both: The middle of the night
The Owl called Ms. Puffins and the carpenter called Jackie.
Were walking close at hand
The beach was wide
From side to side
But much too full of sand
Jackie: Ms. Puffins
Tweedle Dee: Said Jackie
Jackie: My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear in 'alf a year
If you don't mind the work
Ms. Puffins: Work? The time has come
Tweedle Dum: Ms. Puffins said
Ms. Puffins: To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and queens
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Calloo-Callay
No work today!
We're cabbages and queens
As Jackie is thrown to the beach, she saw a bed of oysters so she tells it to Ms. Puffins who then paid the oysters a visit.
Ms. Puffins: Oh, uh, Oysters, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Would be a sheer delight
Jackie: Yes, should we get hungry on the way
We'll stop and, uh, have a bite
Tweedle Dee: But Mother Oyster winked her eye
And shook her heavy head
She knew too well
This was no time to leave her Oyster bed
Mother Oyster: The sea is nice,
Take my advice
And stay right here
Tweedle : Mum said
Ms. Puffins: Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha, ha
The time has come, my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Cabbages and queens
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings, ha ha
Callo-Callay
Come, run away
With cabbages and queens!
So the Oysters followed Ms. Puffins to the surface while Jackie gets busy on building a restaurant. Several minutes later, all the oysters are inside.
Ms. Puffins: Well, now, uh, let me see
Ah, a loaf of bread is what we chiefly need!
Jackie: Listen, how 'bout some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
Ms. Puffins: Well, yes, yes, splendid idea, ha ha!
Very good, indeed
Now, if you're ready, Oysters, dear
We can begin the feed
Oysters: Feed?
Ms. Puffins: Oh, yes, the time has come, my little friends
To talk of food and things
Jackie: Of peppercorns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings!
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's fit for queens
Calloo-Callay
We'll eat today
Like cabbages and queens!
As Jackie is peparing to serve the guests, she noticed that the Oysters were nowhere to be found and that Ms. Puffins is sweating.
Ms. Puffins: I, uh, weep for you. I (hic), oh excuse me I deeply sympathise
For I've enjoyed your company, oh much more
Than you realize
Jackie: Little Oysters? Little Oysters?
Tweedle Dee & Dum: But answer, there came none
And this was scarcely odd because
They'd been eaten
Every one!
Ms. Puffins Oh my goodness! The time has come!
And so, the hammer wielding Jackie chased Ms. Puffins to the sunset.
Dee and Dum: With cabbages and queens!
()()()()()
Dee and Dum: The end.
Kendall: That was a very sad story.
Dee: And since you cooperated, we shall tell you where your friend ran off to.
Dum: Yeah. He went that way!
Tweedle Dum points at the red path with yellow and white stones on it.
Kendall: Why thank you.
Dee: Anytime m'lady!
Dum: If you're done finding your friend, will you join us again for games and stories?
Kendall: Maybe some other time.
Dee: We can wait.
And so, Kendall and Hansel followed the red path to find Kick.
()()()()()
Kendall and Hansel stumble across and odd-looking house with a hat on the roof. There seem to be steam and smoke coming out of the backyard.
Kendall: I wonder who lives there.
Hansel: Meow.
Just then, Kendall and Hansel heard music and singing. Kendall, out of curiousity, decided to look at the backyard where she saw a blond, blue-eyed boy wearing a green Victorian Suit and an ugly mutt wearing a red suit having some sort of tea party. She is careful to be quiet as the boy and the mutt sing a song.
Boy and Mutt: * A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
It's great to
Drink to someone ,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!*
As soon as the boy an mutt finished their song, they heard clapping. They saw Kendall and Hansel clapping.
Kendall: That was brilliant.
Boy: And just who are you miss?
Kendall: I'm Kendall and who are you?
Boy: I'm the Mad Hatter and this here is my sidekick the March Mutt.
March Mutt: How do you do Kendall?
Kendall: Did your dog just talk?
Mad Hatter: Well yeah. In here, animals such as the Maroon Cat and my dog are able to talk. Oh and meet some of our guests.
Kendall and Hansel saw a brutal viking (Magnus), a pair of twin girls (Susan and Mary), the Maroon Cat, Gordon Gibbles, Peter Griffin, and another talking dog (Brian.)
Magnus: Hello Kendall.
Susan and Mary: Hello.
Maroon Cat: Long time no see.
Gordon: Hey loser.
Peter: How do you do Kenny?
Brian: It's Kendall, Peter!
Peter: Oh right sorry.
Kendall: Well can I ask all of you a simple question?
March Mutt: Ask away m'lady.
Mad Hatter: I don't mind.
Magnus: Sure.
Susan and Mary: Okay.
Maroon Cat: Oh sure go right ahead.
Gordon: No way!
Peter: Okay.
Brian: I don't mind.
Kendall: Have any one of you seen a boy come by?
March Mutt: What does he look like?
Peter: Are you in love with him Kenny?
Brian: Peter for the last time, her name's not Kenny! It's Kendall!
Peter: Oh.
Brian: And why would you ask her such a stupid question like that?
Peter: Oh I'm just curious that's all!
Kendall: Actually, he's my friend. He wore a white jumpsuit and a helmet. Oh and he's kinda small.
Mad Hatter: Hmmm. I do see him just hours ago before he disappeared again.
Kendall: Well where did he disappear to?
Brian: If I must know, he disappeared into the lovely flower garden.
Mad Hatter: You'll have to take the golden path to find the garden.
Maroon Cat: Oh my goodness! I'm late again!
March Mutt: Won't you stay for tea Mr. Cat?
Maroon Cat: Can't. Got a job to do.
And so, the Maroon Cat left.
Mad Hatter: So Kendall. Will you be staying for tea with our guests?
Kendall: Maybe some tea won't hurt a bit.
Mad Hatter: Splendid!
March Mutt: Yay!
Magnus: BWA! BWA!
Susan and Mary: EEE!
Gordon: Great.
Peter: Alright! We're gonna party!
Brian: Peter it's a tea party! Not a nightclub!
Peter: Oh.
So for the next few hours, Kendall, Mad Hatter, March Mutt, Magnus, Susan and Mary, Gordon, Peter and Brian are having the most wonderful tea party ever until it was stopped by Gordon.
Gordon: Y'know. This is the lamest tea party ever.
Mad Hatter: Come again?
Gordon: It's really lame and it's for little girls!
Peter (highly drunk for reasons unknown): You take that back pretty boy!
Gordon: Make me fatass!
Peter got up from his seat and punchs Gordon right in the eye. Gordon grabs a bat and whams it at Peter's head several times. In a few seconds, everyone except Kendall got into a fight. Then all of a sudden, Peter had an idea to end the fight.
Peter: Alright you guys listen up!
Everyone stop fighting and look at Peter.
Peter: Now I've got tons of ipecac from Mort all on my tab and whoever lasts the longest without puking gets the last piece of chocolate cake in the house. Who's in?
Everyone but Kendall, Hansel, Susan and Mary participate and each had a bottle of ipecac.
Peter: Okay. Here we go.
For 3 long minutes there was no puking until all of a sudden, Peter starts to throw up, followed by Gordon, then Brian, March Mutt, Magnus and later the Mad Hatter. Just then, the door of the house went open and out came Mr. Test who is carrying meatloaf.
Mr. Test: Who wants meatloaf?
Everyone pukes at the same time.
Susan and Mary: Ew.
Kendall: I should be going now.
Hansel: Meow.
So Kendall and Hansel leave the other guests behind and continued on looking for Kick. Taking the Mad Hatter and Brian's advice, Kendall and Hansel took the golden path which leads them to a large flower garden.
Kendall: Oh it's so beautiful.
Hansel: Meow.
Kendall: It's certainly look like a jungle. It's so big and thick that we'll never find Clarence. It's impossible.
?: Nothing's impossible my dear.
Kendall: Who?
Kendall turns around and saw a lovely red rose who is capable of moving and talking.
Kendall: Can flowers talk?
Rose: Of course we can my child.
Petunia: And we're also very high class.
Daisy: And we sing too!
Lilies: We should sing "Lily of the Valley"
Tulips: No! About us tulips!
Petunia: What about the petunias?
Daisy: Or the daisies?
Rose: Ladies, ladies. We shall sing "Golden Afternoon." That's about all of us.
Flowers: *Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips
And the sun is like a toy balloon
There are get up in the morning glories
In the golden afternoon
There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside
Strings of violets are all in tune
Tiger lilies love the dandy lions
In the golden afternoon (The golden afternoon)
There are dog and caterpillars and the copper centipede
Where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life
They lead...
You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon
All in the golden afternoon
The golden afternoon...*
Hansel: Meow
Kendall: *You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All-*
Flowers: *The golden afternoon!*
Kendall: That was lovely.
Rose: Why thank you my dear child.
Daisy: Just what kind of flower are you?
Kendall: Oh I'm not a flower.
Petunia: Do you think that she might be a weed?
Kendall: No. I'm just a little human girl.
Rose: A human? We never had those kind in our garden before.
Daisy: Do you suppose that she's the only one we saw besides a boy who looks like a daredevil or something?
Petunia: Maybe.
Kendall: Oh do you know where he went to? He went through here right?
Rose: I suppose he went through here and out of the garden.
Daisy: But we don't know where he went to?
Kendall: Well thanks for the information. I must find him.
Petunia: Oh and one more thing little girl.
Petunia gives Kendall an envelope.
Kendall: What's this?
Petunia: If you come across Duchess Penelope, give her this.
Kendall: What is it for?
Petunia: We can't tell you about that. It's a secret.
Kendall: Okay.
So Kendall and Hansel went out of the garden and continued on finding Kick. Just then, they stumble across some sort of nightclub owned by a humanoid French lizard named Dimitri.
Dimitri: Whoa! Who are you and what is your purpose?
Kendall: My name's Kendall and I'm looking for a friend of mine who went missing.
But before Dimitri can respond, the phone rang.
Dimitri: Excuse moi madamoiselle. I've got a phone to answer.
Dimitri picks up the phone.
Dimitri: Hello?
?: Hi is Al there? Last name Coholic.
Dimitri: Let me check. Phone call for Al. Alcholic. Is there an alcoholic here?
Smart Alec: Does Peter Griffin count? (laughs)
Dimitri: Oh wait a minute. Listen here you cracked up, jackass! When I find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!
Then Dimitri hung up.
Kendall: What was that all about.
Dimitri: Some idiot just made another prank call. That's the fifth one this week. Now where were we?
Kendall: Oh have you seen a boy wearing a jumpsuit and a helmet?
Dimitri: Um no. Sorry.
Kendall: Well then can you tell me where I can find the home of Duchess Penelope?
Dimitri: Oh that! The mousey duchess lives in a purple mansion by the lake. Take the blue path to go there.
Kendall: Thanks.
So Kendall and Hasel left the nightclub to find Duchess Penelope's mansion.
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Inside the purple mansion lives Duchess Penelope, Cook Doofenshmirtz, Baby Perry and an unknown mafia raccoon. The baby is crying so loud that it annoys Cook Dofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz: Mousey! Tell that platypus baby of yours to shut up!
Duchess Penelope: Now that's not very nice Doofenshmirtz.
Just then, there was a knock at the door. One of Duchess Penelope's servant opens the door to reveal Kendall and Hansel.
Servant: Do you wish to see the duchess?
Kendall: Yes. I have something for her from Petunia.
Servant: Come in.
Kendall and Hansel enter the mansion where they were greeted by both Duchess Penelope and the mysterious raccoon.
Duchess Penelope: How can I help you child?
Kendall: I have something for you. It's from Petunia from the flower garden.
Kendall pulls out the envelope and gives it to Duchess Penelope who then opens it. Inside is an invite.
Duchess Penelope: It's an invite to a royal pinic hosted by the Queen of Hearts today at noon.
Kendall: Can I ask you a question? Have you seen a boy wearing a jumpsuit and a helmet recently?
Duchess Penelope: I'm sorry but you'll have to ask the Cheshire Coon over there. He's got the best answers.
So Kendall walks up to the Cheshire Coon and asks him the same question.
Kendall: Excuse me Cheshire Coon, but have you seen a boy wearing a jumpsuit and a helmet?
Cheshire Coon: Before I can answer that, you don't have to call me Cheshire Coon.
Kendall: Then what do I call you?
Cheshire Coon: You can call me Sly if it's easier for you to remember.
Kendall: Okay, Sly.
Sly: Now for your question, I believe that I saw that boy recently. Tell me. Is his name Kick Buttowski?
Kendall: Yes but I pefer to call him Clarence instead.
Sly: And are you deeply in love with him?
Kendall: What? We're just friends and nothing more. Why do you ask?
Sly: Sorry but I've been distracted lately. You see, I was in love with a fair maiden who is the Lady for the Queen of Hearts. She was just like you.
Kendall: What was her name?
Sly: Carmelita, but I pefer to call her Lady Fox instead. Now where were we before I got distracted again?
Kendall: You know where Clarence went to do you?
Sly: Oh right. I believe the last time I saw him, he was at the Green Hill Zone until he got captured by the Queen of Heart's men. I don't know what will happen to him in the royal palace.
Kendall: Can you tell me where I can find the Queen?
Sly: Some might go this way, others that way, but I pefer the shortcut.
Sly finds a switch by the fireplace and pulls it. All of a sudden, the bookshelf began to move up like an elevator to reveal a red castle on the hill. Kendall and Hansel began to go on a journey to see the Queen.
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In the royal garden, three gardeners by the name of Brad Three, Pantsy Ace and Horace Two are painting the white roses red while singing a song. They didn't notice that Kendall and Hansel are spying on them.
All three: *Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
We dare not stop
Or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
Oh, painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
Because we know
They'll cease to grow
In fact, they'll soon be dead
And yet we go ahead
Painting the roses red
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red*
Kendall: *Oh, pardon me
But Mister Three
Why must you paint them red?*
The gardeners turned and saw Kendall and Hansel.
Brad Three: Huh? Oh!
Well, the fact is, Miss
We planted the white roses by mistake
And...
All three: *The Queen she likes 'em red
If she saw white instead
She'd raise a fuss
And each of us
Would quickly lose his head*
Kendall: Oh dear.
All three: *Since this is the part we dread
We're painting the roses red!*
Kendall: Then let me help you. *Painting the roses red*
All four: *We're painting the roses red
Don't tell the Queen what you have seen
Or say that's what we said
But we're painting the roses red*
Kendall: *Yes painting the roses red*
Brad Three: *Not pink*
Pantsy Ace: *Not green*
Kendall: *Not aquamarine*
All four: *We're painting the roses red!*
Just then, Kendall, Hansel and the gardeners heard trumpets playing. The gardeners start to panic.
Horace Two: Oh no!
Kendall: What's wrong?
Brad Three: It's the Queen of Hearts!
Kendall: Who?
Pantsy Ace: THE QUEEN!
The gardeners quickly hid the paint behind the bush and fall on their bellies as if they were bowing. Kendall and Hansel watch as the Royal Guards came marching like soldiers. What's odd is that they're in a form of gaming cards. After the cards came the lords and ladies of the court including the lovely Lady Fox which caught the attention of Sly the Cheshire Coon who is standing by the tree. After the lords and ladies came the Governor (Bager), Jack, Knave (Bling-Bling), King (Gil) and Queen of Hearts (Janet Nelson Jr.) What Kendall saw is the Maroon Cat running while playing the trumpet.
Maroon Cat: Her excellentcy, her imperial highness, the Queen of Hearts!
The crowd applause. All of a sudden, the King taps the Maroon Cat by the shoulder.
Maroon Cat: And the King.
Unknown Person: Hooray!
Just then, the Queen's eyes caught on something - the rose bush at which there were wet paint covering the red roses. When the Queen examines it, she went furious! Then gardeners began to tremble in fear.
Queen of Hearts: WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED!
Brad Three: Don't blame me your highness! It's all Two's fault!
Horace Two: No your grace. It's the Ace!
Pantsy Ace: No it's the Two!
Queen of Hearts: The Two?
Horace: No the Three!
Queen of Hearts: SILENCE ALL OF YOU! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
The crowd applause as the guards carry the gardeners away to await their punishment. Just then, the Quenn's eyes are caught on Kendall and Hansel.
Queen of Hearts: And who are you child?
Kendall: I'm Kendall Perkins and this is my cat Hansel.
Hansel: Meow.
Queen of Hearts: Well it's certainly an honor to meet you Ms. Perkins.
Kendall: Why thank you your highness. Can I ask you a question?
Queen of Heart: No! I'll ask the question here!
Kendall: Oh.
Queen of Hearts: Do you play croquet?
Kendall: Yes your highness.
Queen of Hearts: Then let the game begin!
The crowd cheer as they get ready to play croquet. While they're busy, Kendall stumbles on Sly again who appears to be smiling.
Sly: I just got a messege from Murray the Royal Cook that your friend is locked inside one of the very high towers.
Kendall: I'll find him once the game ends.
Sly: Oh and just so you know, Murray wants you to give him a can of Cheetah Chug for doing you a favor.
Sly gives Kendall a can of Cheetah Chug.
Kendall: I'll keep that in mind.
For the next few hours, the crowd were playing Croquet and it seems that the Queen of Hearts is winning until, Peter Griffin ruined it by puking on the Queen's gown.
Queen of Hearts: You bumbling, fat pig! You've ruined my gown! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
But before the guards could seize Peter, Brian stops them.
Brian: Forgive my fat friend here your majesty but it seems that he's always like that ever since and I don't know why. It'll never happen again. I promise.
Queen of Hearts: Good. We must go to the castle now to prepare a wonderful party!
So as the guests went inside the castle, Kendall had enough time to go to the kitchen to meet up with Murray. When she and Hansel walk inside the kitchen, they saw Murray reading a strange book. When Murray turns around and saw Kendall and Hansel, he puts the book away.
Murray: Oh hello. You're Kendall right?
Kendall: Yes and here's something for you.
Kendall gives Murray a can of Cheetah Chug. Murray quickly drank every sweat and let out a big burp.
Murray: Man that was awesome!
Kendall: Sly told me that you know where my friend is locked in one of the high towers do you?
Murray: Yes I do, but before you go, I must tell you something. In order for you to find the tower that has your friend, you must rescue the White Queen (Betty) from her imprisonment in the red tower which is located in the West Wing.
Kendall: Why?
Murray: Because she knows which tower your friend is locked in.
Kendall: Okay.
Murray: Oh and take this.
Murray gives Kendall the red key.
Kendall: Thanks.
So Kendall and Hansel leave the kitchen and made their way to the West Wing of the castle. What they didn't notice is that the Five of Clubs is spying on them.
Five of Clubs: I must report this to the queen at once!
So the Five of Clubs hurried to the grand hall where he sees the Queen of Hearts.
Five of Clubs: Forgive me for interrupting your grace, but I have something you should know about.
Queen of Hearts: What?
Five of Clubs: It seems that Kendall's got the key to gain access to the red tower where the White Queen is imprisoned.
Queen of Hearts: WHAT! I shall have my guard to find her at once and then it's OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Five of Clubs: Yes your grace.
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Meanwhile, Kendall and Hansel stopped at the door of the red tower.
Kendall: The White Queen must be in there.
So Kendall and Hansel unlock the door and what they found inside is the White Queen.
White Queen: You've freed me from my imprisonment. Thank you.
Kendall: The cook said that you know where my friend is locked in do you?
White Queen: Yes. He is locked in the very highest tower in the castle. All you need to do is find the red and black door and you'll find him there.
Kendall: Thanks. What are you going to do now?
White Queen: I'll be returning back to my castle to keep my land safe. Oh and take this.
The White Queen gives Kendall a black key.
Kendall: Thanks.
So Kendall and Hansel leave the tower to find the red and black door while the White Queen disappears. Just then, Hansel started to growl and what Kendall saw is a pack of cards heading towards them.
Guard: SEIZE HER!
Kendall and Hansel made a run for it and lose them in the East Wing. Fortunately for Kendall and Hansel, they found the red and black door.
Kendall: Let's pray that Clarence is in there.
Kendall unlocks the door and walks right in followed by Hansel. What they saw is a rather large pillar high up on the ceiling and on top is the glass coffin.
Kendall: How will we get up there?
?: I can answer that question.
Kendall turns around to see Sly the Cheshire Coon and on his arms is Lady Fox.
Kendall: How did you convince her to help you?
Lady Fox is busy with the paperwork until all of a sudden, she saw Sly standing at the window of her chamber.
Sly: Bonjour madamoiselle.
Lady Fox: Sly! You shouldn't be here. It's the Queen's orders.
Sly: Well it seems to me that I can't keep away from you.
Lady Fox: What do you want ringtail?
Sly: There a certain human girl being chased by a pack of cards y'know the Queen's men and I was wondering if you could call them off so that the girl can find her friend.
Lady Fox: I don't know but...
Sly: We could make out behind the Queen's back again.
Lady Fox: Oh alright. You've got yourself a deal, ringtail.
Kendall: That was weird.
Lady Fox: All you need to do is climb up the glass stairs. But there is something we should tell you...
But Kendall immediately saw the glass stairs and climbs and climbs until she reaches the top. She saw a coffin and was shocked to see who is inside.
Kendall: Clarence.
Hansel: Meow.
Kendall pry open the coffin and tries to wake Kick up but to no avail.
Kendall: He won't wake up! What do I do?
Sly: There's only one way to wake him up.
Kendall: And what's that?
Sly: Did you hear a story about a princess who was asleep for hundreds of years and the only way to wake her up is...
Kendall: A kiss. You've got to be kidding me.
Lady Fox: He's serious kid. You've got to kiss your friend here to break the spell.
Kendall: Spell? You didn't tell me that Clarence is under a spell.
Lady Fox: We tried to tell you, but you didn't listen.
Sly: You see Kendall. When Kick got captured by the Queen of Hearts, she wants him to rule with her but he refused. Out of anger and revenge, she casted a spell on him which caused him to sleep and never wake up for a long peroid of time. The only way to break the spell is a kiss.
Kendall: Biscuits. Stay strong Kendall. You can do this! You and Kick kissed like twice for the past few months so how hard can this one be? It's just a kiss for Kick's sake! (What? Why are you callling him Kick?) Because he's so awesome like a daredevil! (Yeah right!) I'm serious! Just one kiss and Kick will wake up for sure. (Fine.)
So Kendall closes her eyes tightly, leans forward to Kick and then kisses him on the lips. As she kisses, she didn't notice that the playing cards, the Queen of Hearts, Peter and Brian are watching with their jaws drop down to the floor.
Peter: Such a romantic ending.
Brian: Quiet Peter. You're ruining the moment.
As soon as Kendall is finished, she moves back in hopes for changes to happen. Just then, Kick's hand began to move as if a person had be risen from the dead. Kick is once again alive.
Kick: Where in the biscuits am I? And why does my mouth tasted like library?
Kendall: Long story and it's good to have you back Clarence.
But the Queen of Hearts went into a terrible rage.
Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
The playing cards made a run toward Kick and Kendall but were stopped by the White Queen.
White Queen: Go you two! Get out of here if you want to live!
Kick and Kendall did what the White Queen said as she stalls both the playing cards and the Queen of Hearts.
Brian: Oh and take this with you Kendall cause you'll need it.
Brian gives Kendall a mushroom.
Kendall: What does it do?
Brian: It makes you grow bigger.
So Kendall, Kick and Hansel ran down the glass stairs and made a run towards the door but the Five of Clubs locks the door.
Queen of Hearts: We have you now!
Thinking quickly, Kendall gobles up the mushroom and began to grow at enormous size.
Kendall: Why should I be afraid of you and your men? You're nothing but a pack of cards!
Hansel: HISS!
Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
The playing cards suddenly pile up on Kendall and when it all seems to be an end ...
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... POOF!
Kendall woke up from a horrible nightmare and discovered that she's back in her room along with Kick and Hansel. What's weird is that Kick is still asleep in his nightmare.
Kendall: Clarence wake up!
Hansel: Meow!
But Kick didn't wake up. Just then, Kendall had an idea to wake him. Another kiss will do just fine so Kendall this time kisses Kick to wake him up.
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Meanwhile outside the Perkins Estate, Jackie is spying on Kendall and Kick and is shocked that Kendall had kissed Kick.
Jackie: NO!
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Kendall had just finished kissing Kick and is praying for him to wake up and fortunately, Kick did.
Kick: I just had a weird nightmare. I dreamed that I was captured by a wicked queen and placed me under a spell and a kiss woke me up.
Kendall: Same here but without the capture part.
Kick: Why did you kiss me in my sleep?
Kendall: Sorry. I wasn't thinking straight.
Kick: Y'know. You're a pretty awesome person.
Kendall: Same here. But we still need to find a good topic for class.
Kick: You're right. We almost forgot about it!
So Kick and Kendall searched through books for good topic again but neither of them are being watched by a certain flame-headed boy and his ugly mutt.
Dukey: I'm not that ugly!
Sorry.
Dukey: Well it seems that Kick and Kendall are finally together.
Johnny: And it's all thanks to my sweet sisters who I love. It's great that they build the dream machine and have almost everyone participate. Things are back to normal.
?: What's so normal about it?
Johnny and Dukey turn around to see a furious Jackie.
Jackie: So you're responsible for Kick's fate with Kendall eh? Well just you wait until I get my wacky hands on you!
Dukey: Hey I have an idea Johnny!
Johnny: What?
Dukey: RUN!
So Johnny and Dukey ran away from Jackie. Everything is back to normal.
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Extra Scene
In the Griffin resident, Peter and Brian came home and what they saw is a ticked off Lois.
Lois: Peter where have you been?
Peter: Wonderland.
Lois: That is the dumbest excuse ever! You're in trouble mister for not cleaning the garage!
Peter: Oh ****!
The End.
SariSpy56: That was AWESOME!
Chris: Yeah especially at the part when Kendall kiss Kick.
Jackie: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! NEVER!
Murray: Oh yes it will!
Bentley: Where did you get an awesome idea Murray?
Murray: Alice in Wonderland.
Bentley: The book?
Murray: Actually it from the animated 1951 movie merged with the Kingdom Hearts video game and the novel.
SariSpy56: Wow.
Mr. Mittens: Well it was fun and it seems that Brad, Pantsy, Horace, January, Selena and I have unfinished business to do later on.
Brad: gulp.
SariSpy56: Chris Nest and I have a story to tell next. But we need 2 reviews before we do so.
Murray: Oh and you guys still have to find the second pairing in the story. The winner will get to tell his/her story right after Chris Nest and SariSpy56 tell theirs.
SariSpy56: And before we go, here's another segment of "Ultimate Prank Calls!" Roll it Wade.
Wade: On it.
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Clip
Bling-Bling Boy: Hello?
Johnny: Is Hugh there? Last name Jass.
Bling-Bling Boy: Just a second. Hugh Jass! Hugh Jass! Will somebody look in the men's room for a huge ass!
The bar regulars laugh.
Bling-Bling Boy: Wait a darn minute. Listen here you no good, rotten son of a bitch! When I find out who you are I'm gonna-
?: You'll do what young man?
Bling-Bling Boy: Who the hell is this?
?: This is Mr. Teacherman speaking. NOW WHERE'S HUGH TEST!
Bling-Bling Boy: Whoa. Mr. Teacherman. Sorry! (turns to Hugh) It's for you Mr. Test and I think Johnny's in trouble again.
Hugh: D'oh!
End clip
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SariSpy56: Well that's it and remember to STAY AWESOME!