Chapter 14: 2 people tag along with me.
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Okay, school was over and I walked back home. I walked in.
Me: MOM! I'm home!
My mom rushes down and hugs me.
Mom: welcome home sweety!
Me: yeah... where's dad?
Mom: he is currently at Baltimore! So, how was school?
Me: great... I met 2 new friends!
Mom: really? Why don't you have them over!
Me: REALLY? can they sleep over to?
Mom: I don't see why not.
I hug my mom
Me: you're the best!
Cell phone: *ring ring* *ring ring*
Me: oh hold on! *answers the phone* heeeellooo?
Gin: hey cooly! When are ya comin ova?
Me: oh! Hi Gin! Um around 8, I'm bringing 2 other people along! They are both girls!
Gin: cooooolllll! alright, see ya!
Me: bye. *hangs up*
Mom: these friends of yours are girls right?
Me: YUP! I'm gonna prepare the stuff in the basement!
I rush down stairs and get 3 soul reaper badges. (there is no way in heck that I will put one of those tablet thingys in my mouth! How I got the badges, Gin gave em to me)
Knock knock.
Me: I'll GET IT!
Mom: okay.
I open the door to find 2 people. I smile.
Me: hi timmy! (timcanpy93, I call her timmy for short XP) hi Yami!
Timcanpy93 and Yami otaku: hi Cooly!
Mom: Timmy? Yami? I thought you said they were... oh. Well hello! And your names would be... (since she is use to my strange name, she isn't all that shocked about their names.)
Timmy: my name is timcanpy93! Timmy for short! Nice to meet you. *shakes my mom's hand*
Mom: oh! You seem to have your cell phone with you! It's good to know it's always there for emergencies!
Yami: hi! I'm Yami Otaku! Yami for short!
Mom: oh! Hello! Come in! Let's have dinner!
We all eat dinner, and laugh hard, because 1, Yami made a funny joke, and 2, I was drinking coke when she made that joke... and coke sprayed out of my nose. When we were finished eating Yami, Timmy, and I went down stairs.
My mom smiled, and did the dishes. Oh! I almost forgot! Here is what we look like! I have brown hair, I am about as tall as Wonderweiss, Timmy has the same hair color as me and is about the same height as me wearing glasses, and Yami is tall, about, Gin's height.
She has light brown hair with bright red highlights. (she has Aizen's phone number) we all grin and sleep in sleeping bags, we use the badges and go to Seretei. Gin and Aizen are waiting for us.
Gin: hi Cooly!
Me: Hi Gin!
Aizen: so you must be Yami otaku.
Yami: yup! Yami for short!
Aizen: cool, and you would be? *turns to timmy*
Timmy: I'm timcanpy93! Nice to meet you!
Gin: nice to meet you to!
Aizen: hello.
Gin: *turns to Yami* yay! *hugs Yami* finally! Someone who is as tall as me!
Yami:... your welcome?
Gin: *grins* sadly we can't play truth or dare today, it's a holiday around here so we don't want any broken bones!
Me: how's Shiro-chan?
Gin: oh, he's fine, just a slight concussion that's all.
Me: cool! So what are we gonna do?
Yami: yeah, there is nothing to do around here.
Timmy: yeah...
Gin: Yami will go with Aizen while you 2 come with me, we will give you a grand tour of Seretei!
Yami, Timmy, and me: yay!
We split up and walk around.
Aizen: this is the squad 11 where Zaraki Kenpachi is... and-
Kenpachi flies right by them.
Kenpachi: HEY! ARE YOU COOLY'S FRIEND?
Yami: yes, why?
Kenpachi: are you strong? Cuz Cooly is wicked strong and I need a good fight!
Yami: oh yeah! Bring it! *draws Zanpakuto*
Kenpachi: I like you! *also draws zanpakuto* come on! Let's go!
Yami: okay! Shred, aka-kaze!
They clash, Aizen sweat drops
Aizen: just like cooly...
meanwhile, me and Timcanpy93 were...
Me: THIS IS SO COOL!
Timmy: OH YEAH! AWESOME!
Gin: ISN'T IT?
Just in case you guys don't know, we were currently riding a giant dragon!
Me: where did you find her?
Gin: it was hard to get her out! She was bound by a lot of kido spells! She isn't that bad! She's really nice!
Timmy: she is so cute! And fast!
Gin: isn't she?
ME: WOO HOO!
Gin: this is our spot... JUMP!
We all jump and land in a pool.
Gin: *shakes his head and sprays Timmy and me with water* what a blast!
Me: cool!... hey timmy, is your cell phone okay?
Timmy:... thankfully it's waterproof.
Me: that's a relief, so where are we?
Gin: we're in-
Toushiro: what are you doing in the tenth division?
Me: aww man, the midget captains division.
Toushiro:... cooly, Ichimaru... who are you? *points to timmy*
Timmy: my name is Timcanpy93! Timmy for short!
Toushiro:... but that's a guys name.
Timmy: so?
Toushiro: are you gay?
Timmy: *vein throbs on forehead* what?
Toushiro: I asked if you were gay, Cooly is gay so...
Me: *vein throbs on head* WHAT?
Timmy: you little midget, friggin king of the dwarves, I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!
Me: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING CHIBI-KUN? WE ARE BOTH 100X MORE POWERFUL THEN YOU EVER WILL BE!
Toushiro, yet again blows his top.
Toushiro: WHAT DID YOU SAY? DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Gin: can I join?
Me: sure!
Timmy: oh yeah!
Toushiro: I can take all of you!
Timmy: okay! cry, benihime!
Me: return all creation to ash, Ryuujin jakka!
Gin:... shoot em dead, Shinso!
Tousiro: ban kai! Daiguren, Hyorinmaru!
All of us: BRING IT!
meanwhile, Yami was...
Yami smiled as she defeated Kenpachi. Aizen stared in amazement as she sheathed her zanpakuto. Aizen smiled and then felt a sudden surge of reiatsu, it felt like Yamamoto quadrupled and were fighting against each other. Yami also felt it and shunpoed with Aizen to the source. When they arrived, this was what they heard/ saw.
Toushiro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Me: NEVER! NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME BEING GAY!
Toushiro: YOU TAKE IT BACK FIRST!
Me: NO!
Timmy: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK IF WE WERE GAY?
Toushiro: BECAUSE OF YOUR NAMES!
Gin: WELL THAT WASN'T NICE SHIRO-CHAN!
Aizen and Yami sweat dropped.
Yami: I thought Gin was the mature one in the group.
Aizen: no... Cooly and Timmy probably have more maturity than Gin.
Toushiro spotted Yami and yelled: who are you?
Yami: um... My name is Yami Otaku! Yami for short!
Toushiro's eyes widened and asked : are you also Gay?
Yami: *vein throbs on forehead* NO! ASK AGAIN AND YOU DIE!
Me: oooohhh!don't get Yami mad, or she'll kick your butt!
Timmy: you REALLY don't want her mad.
Gin: I don't know what happens when she's mad, but I don't wanna know.
Toushiro: grrr, alright *turns back to us* come on! Bring it! I can take you!
Gin: are you underestimating us?
Me: I CAN TAKE YOU ON ANY TIME YA LITTLE MIDGET!
Timmy: yeah...
Yami: okay, break it up!
Me: buuuuut Yami! He called me gay!
Timmy: me to...
Yami: really? Well, let me join the fray!
Aizen: I thought you were the mature one... well, I guess we are all short tempered to a point.
Toushiro: now this is un-
and that, was the end of the fight! Yami is wicked strong! After that, Gin and Aizen made sure they always brought some chocolate with them (chocolate calms the soul! Literally) so, that was how we spent the night! Please review!
Yours truly,
cool guy 33 :)