I'll just pretend I didn't see that, even though I totally did and I'm judging you for it
"Alright, open up!" Adam yelled as he banged on the door. They were investigating a local supplier of illegal knock off duct tape. The worse crime there can possible be. It wasn't even water resistant. Those scum bags. The building that he was located in had been evacuated of citizens, it was just them and the bad guy.
Jamie signed "Give it up Adam, we're going to have to find another way in."
Adam's face lit up as he walked back into the wall and took aim at the door. Jamie, figuring out what his partner had in mind, quickly stepped back. Clearing his mind, Adam charged at full speed towards the door and tried to kick it down. Unfortunately, he didn't see the carpet on the floor and as he lifted up his leg to kick the door down, the carpet moved and he hit the ground.
Jamie rolled his eyes and started hitting the door with his shoulder, breaking the door in the process. "The door had it coming." He grumbled. Adam shrugged and stepped over the door. Together they entered the villains layer.
It was disgusting, there was knock off duct tape everywhere. Adam plucked is gloved hand against one, it didn't even pull of any of the fabrics fiber. It was worthless. Past the layer of tape was the bosses desk. Full of money and business plans. He could tell by the ill thought of plot that it would have failed even if they weren't there to do it for them.
There was the sound of a toilet flushing and the boss stepped out of the bathroom, not even bothering to wash his hands. Discussing.
It was only a moment until the heroes were upon him. They hung him upside down with real duct tape and notified the cops.
Later, as people began to return to the building. They started to look around and found pieces of shrapnel in the trees. Which was odd, because no one blew anything up.
