N: Never
He had told Carole. 1 down, 2 to go.
"Finn, we need to talk."
"Ok, Kurt, I can explain. I needed to do it, and I didn't have any lotion and you had a ton of it sitting on your desk, so I borrowed it. I don't know how you found out, but I'm sorry."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Oh I was just joking about that."
"We'll talk about you using my lotion for those purposes later. I was referring to something else. You know Blaine, correct."
"Yeah, he seems nice."
"He's my boyfriend. We've been going out for 2 months."
"Holy shit! He cannot do that to my little brother!"
"Finn, I'm not that much younger than you."
"Whatever! Tell him that if he breaks your heart, I'll break his face!"
"Finn, that won't be necissary. He loves me. He will never, ever break my heart."
"Fine. Still, I don't want him getting you pregnant."
"How stupid are you!"
"It's called a joke, Kurt. I know boys can't get pregnant. I'm not that dumb."
"Oh dear grilled cheesus. How did I get you as I brother?"
"Your just a lucky guy."
"Luck, that's exactly what I got."
