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Destructive Battle
Flambo ducked as the snake sailed over him, Jake wedged in its mouth, using the sword to keep it from closing its mouth. The snake crashed through three walls into the Castle's Courtyard. Flambo stood again, blocking the executioner's battleaxe with his shield, pivoting so that the battleaxe skidded across the shield and continued. As Flambo continued his spin, he slashed his scimitar at the vampire but it leapt over the sword easily then landed, swinging the battleaxe down at him. Flambo spun, diving out of the way as the battleaxe crashed down into the ground. Flambo stood, driving his sword into the ground and growling in effort. A fissure shot away from his sword toward the executioner. The executioner turned sideways but the fissure stopped beside him. Then, a glowing ball of flame appeared at the end and exploded, launching the executioner and blasting his executioner's robe to bits, leaving the mask. He landed on his feet, his pitch black full plate armor smoking as he did.
"Damn you," the vampire snarled. "I almost felt that."
"I see," Flambo smirked. "You're prepped for battle at all times."
The vampire grinned and raised his axe again. Flambo laughed, sprinting forward as the vampire began to spin the axe around like a baton, attacking Flambo rapidly with both ends, causing Flambo to barely be able to keep up.
"I don't think you saw Finn's battle with Poseidon, but allow me to give you a bit of information about it," the vampire stated. "He is the greatest fighter in history, and I am his greatest student. You cannot beat me."
"Probably," Flambo laughed. "But it's worth the effort to try to find out."
The Vampire sighed, raising his axe again and Flambo charged, both combatants grinning.
Jake leapt over the snake's stinger, slashing at its tail. His sword carved a deep gash in the snake's hide before it lunged at him. He shrank himself, wedging his sword between its upper and lower jaws then expanded, using his size to keep it from biting him. The snake crashed through several walls before the two of them plummeted several stories into a courtyard. They crashed down hard, Jake shrinking down and flying away from the snake with his sword. As he landed, the snake hissed loudly, its stinger flying at him. He rolled out of the way, slashing at its tail but it curved its body out of the way then swung around, smashing Jake aside with its head. Jake crashed into the wall and it lunged at him again. Again he shrunk down to avoid being bitten but this time he wedged his sword between two teeth on the top and bottom before diving sideways. The snake still bit down and the sword blade drove itself up through its upper jaw. The snake shrieked and began whippings its head around before the tail broke the blade in half and then wrenched it out through its mouth.
"What is this thing," Jake grumbled. "I'm sorry Bro, but I don't know if I can beat this thing man."
Finn leapt into the air over a swipe from Blaze before leaping backward out the window as Gabriel flew out, forming behind him and grabbing his arms, holding them spread wide as Spark flew out, driving a punch at him. Finn back-flipped out of the way, Spark's hand passing through Gabriel's chest and dispersing him, freeing Finn who began to fall. Belieal caught him by the throat, crushing it slowly as Finn tried to break his hands free of his neck. After several seconds, Finn picked his feet up, kicking Belieal and sending him rocketing into the castle and out the far side of the tower again. Amon flew out the window carrying Blaze in one hand and Khan in the other. He spun, hurling Blaze at Finn as Finn fell. Finn extended his grass sword and slashed upward at Blaze, splitting him in half the long way. Blaze reconnected behind Finn, his wound turning to lava briefly to do it. Then, Blaze flipped over, punching Finn and blasting him into the ground below. Finn stood, his legs shaking, then dove sideways out of the way of Khan, who crashed down knives first.
"You would think that a Vampire Lord would be able to fight better than this," Amon snickered, landing in front of Khan as the others all landed around him. "Then again, we aren't exactly normal vampires ourselves are we?"
"No," Finn growled extending his grass sword again. "You're all monsters. And you will be eliminated."
"By who, you?" Amon laughed. "Khan, show this idiot who he's dealing with."
"Gladly," Khan snarled beginning forward. "You, my friend, made a mistake in fighting us. We've never lost."
"No, you, my friend, made a much more horrible mistake," Finn grinned raising his sword. "In the air, I can't fight. Because I can't fly. But down here, on the ground, you can't beat me."
Khan leapt forward, slashing at Finn with two knives and Finn ducked under them, standing and slashing upward at Khan. Khan's reaction time proved to be excellent since he escaped the attack with a paper cut but the wound was enough to prove that Finn was, in fact, better than he had expected.
"I see," Khan growled. "It would seem I underestimated you. Your reaction time and speed are level with Poseidon, if not greater."
"Greater," Finn grinned retracting his sword and extending his claws, crouching and snarling. "I could have beat him."
Khan snorted in amusement and charged again. This time, Finn blurred straight forward, getting past Khan's slash instantly and catching both arms with one hand, now standing nose-to-nose with Khan, too close to attack.
"Now what?" Finn growled, free hand's claws pressing against the vampire's stomach.
"You...you're fast," Khan growled. "Shall we Gabriel?"
"Let's," Gabriel sneered, voice barely above a hoarse whisper.
Both darted forward and Khan spun, slashing at Finn from the left as Gabriel charged at him from the right. Finn leapt over both, Khan's attacks passing through Gabriel harmlessly before Gabriel flew into the air, grabbing at Finn. Finn flipped, heel bringing his heel down on the top of Gabriel's head and splitting him in half. Then, he landed on all fours and looked sideways as Khan stepped forward, all four knives descending at him. Finn growled, darting past him then spinning out of Spark's path, allowing Spark to crash into Khan. Blaze stepped forward, swinging a punch at Finn but Finn darted around him then jumped, kicking Belieal away then leapt at Amon. Amon caught Finn's hands, both struggling to push the other's arms back. Khan leapt at Finn's back and Finn spun, smashing Khan aside with Amon before releasing the vampire and sending Amon crashing into Belieal.
Spark and Blaze charged at Finn from opposite sides and Finn jumped over them, allowing them to crash into each other before Finn flipped in midair and kicked Blaze in the back, launching both into the side of the castle, blasting them through the wall. He spun, ducking under Gabriel's hands then slashed through his torso several times, dispersing him. Belieal and Amon flew past, grabbing Finn on the way and lifted him into the air a hundred feet. Spark shot out of the roof of the castle at him. Finn clapped his hands, throwing the two winged vampires into Spark and both lit up with electricity. Finn looked down and saw Khan below him. He extended his grass sword and angled his body toward Khan, rocketing down at him.
"Get him!" Amon shouted, realizing what Finn was planning.
Gabriel flew at Finn from the side but Finn spun, bisecting him with the grass sword then crashed down on Khan, driving the grass sword through Khan's heart at the same time as Khan's four knives embedded themselves in Finn's sides. Finn stood, pulling his sword free of the corpse then pulled the four wood knives out and spun, hurling them at the winged vampires. They both avoided them as Blaze exploded up from the castle, blasting the side wide open as he did, now towering almost eighty feet in the air and entirely lava.
"DIE! ! !" Blaze raged, swinging his massive fist down at Finn.
Before it hit, Finn flipped over it, slashing it with his grass sword. The sword suffered no damage but Blaze's hand began to spray lava.
"What!?" Amon shouted. "That sword's been blessed by death!"
Finn grinned, spinning and blocking a long sword made out of electricity and held by Spark.
"You want a sword fight?" Spark snarled. "Try me."
Finn shoved the sword upward and slashed at Spark's stomach but Spark formed a second sword and batted Finn's aside then slashed at him. Finn ducked under the slash and slashed upward at Spark. Spark stepped back, the sword flashing through the air in front of him just before Blaze's fist erupted from Finn's abdomen, Finn's blood splattering over the ground and Spark who shouted in pain, leaping back as Blaze pulled his fist back out.
"Damn," Finn growled, staggering forward and holding his wound.
"You've lost," Blaze sneered.
"Is that right?" Finn grinned as a portal opened over him and a bottle of blood fell through.
"What is...no," Amon snarled. "Stop him!"
Finn spun, slashing at Blaze and making him leapt back then emptied the bottle, coughing and spitting, trying to get the taste out of his mouth after.
"Nasty shit," Finn growled as his wound healed. "I think I'll stick to drinking red."
"Damnit," Amon growled. "Kill him!"
Gabriel and Blaze both attacked Finn and Finn ducked under their attacks then spun, ducking under Spark's swords. He stood, slashing at Spark but Spark avoided the slash then began to stab at Finn in a flurry of sword after images. Finn blocked attacks that would hit him and avoided a few then leapt sideways as Blaze's fist passed through the space he had been filling and crashed into Spark instead, launching him away.
"The same trick will only work once guys," Finn snorted. "Sorry to disappoint you."
Gabriel suddenly shot up out of the ground around Finn, making it impossible for him to breathe.
"Got you," Gabriel sneered.
"Sorry," Finn growled. "I don't smoke."
He punched the ground, the shockwave blowing Gabriel away and kicking up a cloud of dust. Gabriel reformed beside his brothers and they all growled in frustration.
"This is getting annoying," Belieal snarled. "Can we do it my way now?"
"Yes," Amon nodded. "Your way it is."
Flambo ducked under the axe raising his shield as the base of the axe's shaft whipped around and crashed into the shield, launching him across the room. He crashed into the wall, collapsing as the vampire began to walk toward him calmly, battleaxe resting on his shoulder.
"You're a fool," the vampire stated. "Vampires have always been superior to your kind."
"I know," Flambo nodded. "But you forgot one thing."
"What's that?" the vampire grinned.
"This is my home," Flambo stated pushing himself up, both hands suddenly covered with flames that reached up to the ceiling from his hands, which were too bright to look at and raised the temperature of the room rapidly.
The vampire sprinted forward, pulling the axe back. Before he could attack, Flambo pulled both arms back then shoved them forward, the flames forming an enormous fireball that blurred forward. The vampire skidded to a stop just as it impacted with him and exploded. A massive column of white-hot flames shot into the air, the vampire hurtling up through the column as it did. Flambo watched him as he went and watched as the flames incinerated him as they grew still hotter.
Jake ducked under the stinger again, hand expanding and grabbing Thorne by the tail, just below the stinger then flipped him over, smashing him around the room just before a column of white-hot flames shot into the air, obliterating the section of castle they were in. He continued to swing Thorne around as he watched the executioner vampire shoot up through the column before being incinerated. He threw Thorne into the column but before it was incinerated, it released an enraged shriek and the flames were blown away. Thorne fell straight down and Jake sprinted to meet him, finding Flambo struggling to fight him, exhausted from whatever ability he had finished his own fight with. Thorne tried to sting Flambo and Flambo blocked it with his shield but the stinger punched through the shield, stopping before it reached him but proving his shield wasn't enough. Jake saw the executioner's axe off to one side and sprinted to it, picking it up as Thorne wheeled around, lunching at him.
"That's it," Jake growled, rolling out of the way. "I've had enough of this thing."
He expanded to three times his size, the axe no barely a toothpick to him, and stomped on Thorn, only his stinger and his head remaining out from under Jake's foot, along with a few inches of body just below his head. Jake formed a normal-sized second body out of his jowls, passing it the axe then using it to chop Thorne's head off in exactly thirty two whacks with the axe. Then, Jake shrunk down to normal, throwing the axe aside and sighing.
"We should go help Finn," Jake stated.
"Right," Flambo nodded as they turned and ran toward their friend.
Finn flipped over Amon before blocking a flurry of black feathers that had already proven their deadliness to him. Finn had had the unfortunate experience of having Belieal launch the feathers out of his wings without warning and the feathers had punched holes in his shoulders that had healed but had taken a good amount of his energy out of him.
"Die!" Spark shouted, appearing over Finn and slashing downward at him.
Finn spun, blocking the swords and crashing into the ground then rolling sideways and continuing to roll as Blaze fired spheres of lava at him out of his finger tips. Finally Finn managed to get to his feet, leaping over the stream of lava projectiles and slashed his way through Gabriel on the way to kill Blaze, as Blaze had proven to be the most dangerous due to his raw power. Before he could, Spark shot up from under him, slashing at him with both swords. Finn blocked it but was launched skyward where Belieal fired more feathers at him. Finn rolled in midair, slashing the feathers and stopping them before flipping and smashing his feet into the top of Amon's face, blasting him into the ground. He landed on top of Amon's back but before he could kill him, electricity hit him in the chest and launched him backward. Finn flipped, spinning over Blaze's fist and slashing at him but Belieal appeared between them, blocking the blade with one of his wings which sparked as the blade hit. Finn landed on his feet as a column of flames shot into the air. He didn't risk a look over at it as Spark and Blaze were both charging at him. Finn rolled out of the way of the attacks, rolling to his feet in time for Amon's feet to crash into his chest, launching him away. Finn flipped, landing on his feet just as Jake's fist exploded out of the castle's wall, dispersing Gabriel and slamming into Amon, launching him away. Flambo arrived second, slashing at Spark but Blaze turned his hand into lava and caught the blade, crushing it.
"Lava?" Flambo gaped, leaping back. "That's going to be trouble. I'll handle this one."
"They're mine," Finn stated.
"You should accept their help," Belieal stated.
"You should learn to mind your surroundings," Finn grinned slamming his hand into the side of the castle and sending cracks running up the tower.
The room at the top had collapsed when Belieal had crashed through it but now, the entire tower leaned toward them and crumbled.
"Oh no," Belieal groaned as debris began to rain down around them all.
When the dust settled, Spark was partially trapped under a massive chunk of wall, Blaze was melting his way out from under a large pile of debris, Belieal had been able to keep from being crushed with his wings, Amon had escaped the tower's collapse, and Gabriel had survived thanks to being smoke, but now was solidifying, his skin turning a pale grey and his eyes ceasing to glow as greasy black hair fell in his face, reaching past his chin and a black cloak covering his black armor.
"No," Gabriel breathed. "Not now!"
Finn blurred forward, stabbing Gabriel through the heart then leaping back from a flurry of feathers. He spun, decapitating Spark, who had only just gotten free, then leapt into the air over Blaze's arm. He flipped, removing the arm just above where it turned to lava and the entire arm turned to ash, Blaze screaming in agony. Finn landed behind Blade, driving the grass sword backward and through Blaze's throat. Blaze coughed once before his entire body turned to ash.
"Damn you," Belieal growled. "Fine. Amon, it's time."
Finn stood, turning to them as Belieal pulled a feather from one wing and the feather grew to the length of a sword, hardening and sharpening. Amon landed beside him, holding out his hand as black flames formed in his palm then spread. When they went out, the same double-edged ninjato that Rai had confiscated from him was clutched in Amon's hand.
"I see," Finn grinned. "So it was your sword."
"Indeed," Amon nodded. "Now, where were we?"
Finn sprinted forward, the two vampires flying along the ground and both slashing at him. Finn bent backward under the blades then flipped backward, catching himself with his hands as he picked his feet up and kicked both vampires into the sky. Belieal corrected himself first and flew down at Finn as Amon struggled to stop himself. Finn blocked the feather and allowed Belieal to pass then spun, blocking the ninjato and kicking Amon in the face, launching him into Belieal. Then, Finn drew a pair of knives covered with the same thing that had killed Rai and hurled them at the two. Belieal deflected both, flying at Finn again and Finn turned sideways, allowing Belieal to crash into the ground rather than Finn, as he had expected.
"Too easy," Finn grinned moving to stab him.
"Die!" Amon shouted from just behind Finn.
Finn did a back flip and Amon's ninjato drove itself through Belieal's heart instead.
Amon stared in shock, as did Belieal before Finn landed beside them, removing Belieal's head.
"Damn you!" Amon raged ripping the ninjato free of his brother and slashing at Finn.
Finn blocked the blade and drove his claws at Amon's throat. Amon leaned back then kicked at Finn. Finn spun out of the way, slashing Amon across the back. Amon staggered forward then spun, moving to slash Finn. Before he could, an explosion went off under his foot, a massive crater forming and dust flying into the sky. The ninjato spun out of the dust as Finn and Finn caught it as the dust began to settle.
"Oh fuck," Finn breathed.
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