Chapter 13: A prank on the Genjutsu mistress and the Nine tail fox- Wait, Isn't it matchmaking?
A/N: be warned of possible sappiness and sexual descriptions.
It was the best time in Naruto's life! He passed the genin exam Kakashi had gave him and his team, though it was under some hinderance from Sasuke and Sakura that they barely passed at all. He was trained like there was no tomorrow by Ranko and also the legendary Sage of Six Paths. His parents are alive once again. His clan has once again flourished. And best of all, he has one beautiful girlfriend by the name of one Hyuga Hinata. Can this day get any better?
The question to that is answered when he was approached by a perfectly square rock with two peep holes right behind him. The blond whiskered ninja sighed, knowing WHO can pulled something like that. Deciding to play along, Naruto kept on walking, pretending to be oblivious to the square rock now following him. The square rock was tailing him, about to jump him until Naruto disappeared in an orange flash and stood behind the box.
"Alright Konohamaru, I know you're under there," said Naruto. Said box moved and revealed itself to be an all to familiar scarf wearing boy.
"Your skills are great, that is why you are my rival," said Konohamaru. Naruto sighed, remembering the time he met the boy. Not moments ago, he was preparing for his Ninja I.D with Tsunade and Sarutobi when Konohamaru busted in the room and came running to his grandfather for an so called 'assassination', only to tripped on his long scarfed. Konohamaru blamed Naruto for using his ninja tricks to trip him, and Naruto in respond smack him on his head, to Ebisu's horror because he saw that as an attack on the 'Sandiame's honorable grandson.' From that point, Konohamaru had considered Naruto as his rival.
"sigh, what do you want Konohamaru," sighed Naruto.
"You promised that we'll hang out!" answered Konohamaru.
"Sorry kid, but I'm kind of busy," said Naruto, walking away.
"But boss, I know you are a prankster, and I got a great one involving the red eye lady and Kuruma," said Konohamaru. Naruto stopped frozen on his tracks and turned his head so quickly the scarf boy could have sworn he heard it cracked.
"A prank you say?" said Naruto, interested.
"Yeah, but it involves..." said Konohamaru, whispering into Naruto's ear. As Konohamaru continued explaining, Naruto's grin kept getting bigger and bigger. It was so big, it would be put down as 'Biggest shit eating grin in existence'.
"Alright kid, let's start."
(With Kuruma)
The nine tail fox was currently enjoying a walk down the market place. Kuruma saw the people looking at him. Children waved, some adults nodded, and those of the 30% glared. Not like they can do anything, after all, he's the god damn nine tail fox! Nothing can beat him, except Keiko obviously.
'Damn bitch locked me out of the clan house. I should get Isobu, Chomei, and Saiken and get them to pull the hot springs prank again. But then again, it may cost us our dignity', said Kuruma in his mind. His train of thought was interrupted when Konohamaru appeared and approached him.
"Hey fox man, here. Compliments from anonymous people," said Konohamaru, handing a slip of paper to Kuruma. As the third's grandson walked away, the nine tails read the paper. It was a voucher for a day at the bath houses. Kuruma didn't know why he got this, but ignore it. After all, who ignores a free hot spring?
'I could use a hot bath. Right now, I need to clear my head on the Genjutsu girl,' he thought in his mind. As Kuruma walked away, he failed to notice Konohamaru up at the roofs with Naruto. "Boss, he took the bait. Now we need to get the lady."
"Let me handle that. Maybe I can get Hinata to help me on this." said Naruto jumping down the ground and heading toward where team 8 are.
"Hey, wait up!" called out Konohamaru, jumping after the blonde ninja.
(With Team 8)
Kiba, Hinata, Akamaru and Hanabi were being agitated right now. Moments ago, Kiba and Akamaru, Shino, and Hinata had just completed their genin exam given by their jounin sensei Kurenai. The test was to find her deep within the forest nearby. Normally, this would been a problem and had the trio scouring all over the place just to find the genjutsu mistress. Kurenai had thought it will take them a long time, so she picked a high tree and slept on a branch, with her favorite fox plushie. What she didn't know was that Hinata had trained with the style of Sage arts, especially when it comes to her rabbit mode. Fusing with nature chakra, Hinata absorb a lot of energy as her teammates can only gaped when the lavender eye girl transformed right in their very eyes. Lavender colored chakra surrounded her and she grew two rabbit ears on her head, shocking the hell out of Shino and Kiba (Shino hid it well, but as for Kiba, he had his jaw hanging). It was part of the sage mode of Hinata's rabbit summonings, which she received from Kaguya. Using her enhanced Byakugan and sage mode, she was able to find Kurenai without even trying. She told her team and they all went to where their sensei is. Kurenai congratulated them on a job well done, then scolded them for waking her up from a very romantic dream of her and Kuruma. When she went back to sleep, Shino left to his clan, ready to relay the events that happen today to his father. It was at that moment that Hanabi came by, ready to enjoy the day with her sister. It would have happen except for one little detail.
Sakura.
"Why do you love that demon! Sasuke-kun a million times better!" gloated Sakura. How Kurenai didn't wake up from her voice, nobody knows.
"It's because he is not arrogant," answered Hinata.
"LIES!"
"Shut up! Man, don't you know how pathetic you're acting right now?" said Kiba, rubbing his ears.
"Oh shut up you stupid mutt!" screeched Sakura.
"What makes Sasuke so special?" asked Hanabi. Sakura glared at the little Hyuga, who in retaliation glared right back.
"A lot of things makes Sasuke-kun more special than anyone. Sooner when you're older you'll understand how he's better than anyone," answered the banshee. It was at that moment Naruto and Konohamaru came by.
"Hey Kiba, Akamaru, Hanabi, and Hinata-hime." greeted Naruto, ignoring Sakura's presence.
"Hey Hanabi-chan! How are you doing?" greeted Konohamaru. Said little sister of Hinata blushed when she heard him.
"K-K-Konohamaru-kun!" squeaked Hanabi, blushing, pushing her two fingers together, similar to how Hinata did a long time ago with Naruto. Kiba had to hold in his laughter, seeing how Hanabi and Konohamaru are doing reminded him how Hinata used to do with Naruto. Hinata noticed and stiffled a giggle, while Naruto completely ignore this.
"What are you two bakas doing here!" yelled Sakura. She was not in the mood. She was about to explain all the (imaginary) greatness of her beloved Sasuke to Hanabi, hoping to steer her away from the so call demon and make her part of Sasuke's fan club, only for the blond to show up along with his protege.
"Important business, buzz off!" said Konohamaru.
"Don't tell me what to do! I'm older than you!"
"You don't act so mature," Konohamaru said with a comeback. Naruto, Kiba, Hinata, and Hanabi snickered at this.
"You brat! Look at me, this is a body of an mature person," snapped Sakura, gesturing to her body.
"If you're a man, that is. Hanabi is only seven and she has a bigger chest and hips than you!" pointed out the third's grandson. Naruto and Kiba howled in laughter, Akamaru barked in agreement, and Hanabi was blushing like crazy.
'Konohamaru-kun compared my body to the Haruno! Perverted, but then again, Sakura is very flat-chested,' thought Hanabi. Hinata sighed when Konohamaru pointed out on Hanabi's body. Sakura seethed at the boy and raised her fists, ready to beat him to submission.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-!"
"BanshÅ Ten'in."
Sakura was suddenly pulled to Naruto by a gravity style jutsu. Kiba, Hinata, Konohamaru, and Hanabi were slacked jawed seeing Sakura moving on her own. Naruto grabbed Sakura by her collar and glared at her, his yellow Rinnegan flaring. "What were you going to say, Haruno?" he asked with malice in his voice. The pink hair simply glared at him.
"I don't have to answer to you. You are beneath me, you demon." she sneered. Naruto sighed as he turned toward the village.
"Your call. Shinra Tensei!" he called out. Sakura was suddenly launched to the skies by an unseen force, sailing over the village. Even over the skies, she screeched for all to hear, only for it to stop when she crashed into the village's septic waste dump. That resulted in the loudest, ear-piercing shriek heard in all of Konoha.
"Damn, that was awesome," whistled Kiba, impressed by Naruto's attack that send the Haruno girl away.
"Thanks. Anyways, have you seen Kurenai-sensei? Me and Konohamaru are going to to prank her and Kuruma as well." asked Naruto.
"She's sleeping over at that branch," said Hinata, pointing to her team's sensei was currently napping on a tree branch. "What are you going to do?"
"Well you see, it depends how well the prank goes. If it goes well, Kurenai will confess her guts out to Kuruma. If not, we are subject to painful genjutsu from her." stated Konohamaru.
"Sorry, but count me out. I may like pranking like the next guy, but if the victim is our sensei, no way I'm getting involved. See ya!" declined Kiba, walking away with Akamaru.
"Well, there goes Kiba. How about you Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto.
"I do want to see Kurenai-sensei happy, so okay!" agreed Hinata, smiling at the thought of her sensei being together with Kuruma.
"Awesome!" cheered Naruto, giving his girlfriend a hug and kissed her whiskered cheek.
"How about you Hana- woah! Hanabi, you're all red!" said Konohamaru, seeing the crimson Hanabi.
"I-It's nothing!" said Hanabi.
"Maybe you have a fever," Konohamaru placed his hand on her head, which resulted in the pale eye girl to blush harder. At this point, Hanabi can only do at this scenario.
She pulled a Hinata.
"Hanabi-chan!" yelped Konohamaru, grabbing the fainted Hanabi. She was red all over and had a goofy grin on her face.
"Looks familiar, Naruto-kun?" asked Hinata.
"Come on Hinata! I was a little dense back then," countered Naruto.
"A little?" doubted Hinata.
"Okay, so I was an idiot when it comes to love back then," pouted Naruto, anime style tears falling from his eyes. Hinata giggled and gave him a kiss on his whiskered cheek.
"Yes, but you're my idiot," she mused. A few moments later, Hanabi came back to consciousness.
"Ugh, what happen?" she asked.
"You fainted," Naruto said flatout. "If you excuse me, I'm going to continue our prank." Naruto walked over to where Kurenai is and tried to wake her up. When that didn't work, he tried a different approach. Facing to the tree the red eye woman was on, he was about to perform a wind jutsu until he was interrupted by Hinata.
"Um, Naruto-kun, let me try," volunteered Hinata. She walked over where Naruto and raised her hand. Her hand started to glow. "Sage arts: Levitation." To everyone's amazement, Kurenai was engulfed in a lavender glow and was now floating in thin air.
"No way!" said Hanabi.
"That is awesome!" said Konohamaru.
"He he, Oh Kuruma-kun, your hands are so soft," said Kurenai with a perverted grin in her sleep. Everyone sweatdropped when they heard her.
"She really needs to go on a date." said Naruto.
"Ditto," agreed everyone. Apparently, The group voiced their opinions loud enough that they woke up the Genjutsu mistress.
"Huh, what's going o- KYAAAAAAAAA!" cried out Kurenai when she suddenly finds herself floating in midair. "What's going on!"
"Sorry Kurenai-sensei, but you were deeply asleep and Naruto couldn't wake you up," stated Hinata as she carefully placed her sensei on the ground. "What were you dreaming about?" Kurenai face went into blush ten-fold.
"Nothing!" she replied hastily. She got up from the ground quickly, still holding onto her plushie.
"Um, aren't you a little old to be holding onto plushies?" asked Naruto. He flinched when Kurenai gave him a glare that would make Itachi proud. "Nevermind. Listen, I'm here to give you this." He walked up to Kurenai and handed her a voucher for one free day at the hot springs.
"Why am I receiving this?" asked Kurenai, suspicious.
"For your hard work, sensei," said Hinata. Kurenai gave her a smile.
"Aw, thank you," she said, walking away.
"Quickly! We must head to the hot springs before we can executed phase 2." said Naruto. He motioned Konohamaru to grabbed onto him while Hinata had Hanabi do the same. Naruto took out a Tri-long kunai and threw it with all his might to where the the hot springs will be located. Hinata just made a number of handsigns.
"Hiraishin No Jutsu!" Naruto and Konohamaru disappeared in an orange flash.
"Vortex Transmission!" Hinata and Hanabi disappeared in a lavender swirling mini-vortex.
(At the Hot springs)
An orange flash and an lavender vortex appeared behind the hot spings walls and appeared Naruto, Konohamaru, Hinata, and Hanabi.
"What was that?!" yelled Hanabi. "Was that some kind of shunshin?" Hinata giggled.
"Well, it is called the Vortex Transmission, and what it does is that I imagine a spot where I want to go and formed the required hand seals. Then, a mini vortex appears where I am standing, sucking me into another dimension. Then the vortex appears at the location and I appeared. I created this jutsu when I was trying to send a target dummy away, only to transport it somewhere else," she explained.
"Hinata, do you know an genjutsu over the pool over the wall?" asked Naruto. Hinata nodded and jumped on the edge of the wall.
"Parallel Illusion!" she called out. A glow appeared over the pool, then disappeared. "There, I placed a special genjutsu that when Kuruma and Kurenai enter, they won't see each other, even if they stand next to each other."
"Nice," complimented Hanabi. "Here they come!" Quickly, Hinata placed a special jutsu that makes the group invisible and undetectable and hid behind the wall. Kuruma entered from the right side with his towel wrapped over his lower half. The group can see that the fox had tanned muscles on him.
"Kurenai is gonna have wet dreams when she sees him," whispered Naruto, earning him some nods. As Kuruma discarded his towel and sink to the pool, Kurenai entered from the left side with her towel covering her body. "And Kuruma is gonna shoot out of the bathhouse with a major nosebleed." Kurenai discarded her towel and enter the pool, still holding the plushie. Why she carried the plushie to the water, the group did not know but could care less. Why? Kurenai and Kuruma are right next to each other, making the perfect opportunity for the prank. As they bathe, oblivious to their love interest right next to them, the group heard Kurenai talking to her plushie.
"Why am I so shy? I'm a jounin and yet, I can't confess my feelings to him. Will he actually accept my feelings, or will he reject me?" she spoked. Unknown to her, except the group, Kuruma was talking to himself about a certain genjutsu specialist.
"Damn it! Why am I feeling like this? She's just a human, I can't fall in love with her, and yet, I have. Keiko was right centuries ago, maybe It is time to start a family. Heck, Shukaku already has a kid with the Kazekage, maybe it's time for me to settle down." he said. Hinata, Naruto, Konohamaru, and Hanabi stayed there for around half an hour. Each passing moment they stay, they heard some words from the fox and the sensei. It wasn't until it came to the turning point.
"Hey, Sensei is about to do something," whispered Hinata, pointing to Kurenai. The woman had stood up, yet is still in the pool.
"Kuruma is doing the same thing," whispered Hanabi, seeing the nine tail fox standing as well.
"No more hiding. I been holding my feelings for nearly one and a half years, now it is the time to admit them." said Kurenai.
"No more. It's time to face the facts. I can no longer deny them," said Kuruma. This piqued the group's interest.
"Are they doing what I think they're doing?" whispered Konohamaru.
"If they are, then I got the perfect blackmail material," chuckled Naruto, having his secret camera recording as the events unfold right in their very eyes. If this goes well, then he will bring this to Keiko and let her tease her brother until there is no tommorow.
"For one year and a half, I've been holding them, and now, I'm going to reveal them." said Kurenai.
"I've been trying to ignore them, but I can now see it is pointless to get rid of them." said Kuruma. They both took a deep breath, almost as if they are about to confess something huge.
"Quick, dispel the illusion!" ordered Konohamaru. Hinata nodded amd clapped her hands together.
"Kai!" she said. The scene turned rippled, then stopped. "There. The illusion is lifted. What will this do?"
"Well, the prank was to get them alone and have them relayed their feelings to each other. They would have a revelation and admit their feelings. The prank here is that when you dispelled the jutsu, they will confess to each without even realizing the other is right there," explained Konohamaru.
"Isn't that matchmaking?" inquired Hanabi. Konohamaru frozed when he heard that. A dark cloud formed over his head.
"Oh man, it sounded like a prank in my head," groaned Konohamaru, anime tears falling on his cheeks.
"Same here," said Naruto, anime tears streaming on his face . Hinata and Hanabi rolled their eyes and diverted their attention to the future couple at the springs. They saw that they are about to confess something huge.
"Kuruma-kun, I love you!" confessed Kurenai, tears forming on her eyes.
"Kurenai-chan, I love you!" said Kuruma at the same time. They both froze when they suddenly realize that the person of their affection was right next to each other AND what they just heard. They both turned their heads very slowly and paled.
"KURENAI/KURUMA!" they both yelled at the same time. Never in their wildest thought had they realize they were right next to each other, not to mention NAKED as well. An awkward silence met the two as they try to pick the right words.
"Kurenai, um hey. Did you, um, hear all that?" asked Kuruma, sweating immensely.
"Y-Yes. How much did you hear mine?" asked Kurenai.
"The confession," answered Kuruma. Another awkward silence passed before Kuruma spoked. "Um can we pretend this never happened." Kurenai seemed hurt from this statement, but tried to hide it.
"Yeah, we can pretend that never happened," agreed Kurenai, attempting to smile. Kuruma notice that there are tears forming in her eyes.
"Are you okay, you seemed hurt." asked Kuruma with concern.
"Huh, oh no, it's nothing! It's just... it's just," said Kurenai, only to fall on Kuruma's shoulder let out all the tears she was holding. Kuruma, (and the group) was shocked at this. He didn't expect Kurenai to suddenly start crying.
"Kurenai!" he shouted in surprise. The jounin looked up from his shoulders and the fox can see her teary red eyes.
"I'm sorry Kuruma, but I can't hold them anymore! I love you ever since you saved me from those goons one and a half years ago. Please, Please tell me you feel the same," she pleaded.
"Kurenai, I...
"If you don't feel the same, I'll understand. You're a biju, and I'm a mortal. It's probably against some kind of rule to have relationships with a mortal, right?" she asked, looking at the ground. She felt a soft paw-hand on her chin lift her head up, having her to see Kuruma directly.
"Kurenai, there are no rules about it, and if there are... screw them," he said before ramming his lips toward hers. Kurenai's eyes (and the group's) widen at Kuruma's initiative, but soften them and returned the kiss, but deeper. Naruto and Konohamaru had their jaws hanging while Hinata and Hanabi had stars in their eyes.
"I...don't...believe it," said Naruto, shocked.
"Me either," agreed Konohamaru. The four blushed when they saw tongue being used, and they don't think it is an innocent kind of kiss they are giving. Moments passed before Kurenai and Kuruma pulled back from their kiss. Kurenai had her tongue out with drool falling that was mixed with her's and Kuruma's saliva.
"Kurenai," said Kuruma, but he was cut off when Kurenai placed her index finger on his mouth.
"Kuruma, I wanted to ask you this but I was afraid to do it. Will you like to go on a date with me?" she asked, giving her best pouty face she can mustered. Kuruma blinked twice before smirking.
"I gave you that kiss, didn't I?" he said.
"But I want more than a kiss, I want to bear your children," she said. At the wall, Naruto, Hinata, Konohamaru, and Hanabi were bug eyed when they heard this.
"Did she said what I think she said?" said Hanabi.
"I think she did," said Hinata. They saw Kurenai jump and wrapped her legs around Kuruma, allowing the fox to hold onto her. "Maybe we should leave."
"Yeah, you should." said Kurenai. The four yelled in surprise, shocked that Kurenai and Kuruma knew they were there the whole time.
"Wait a minute, you two knew we were here the whole time?!" asked Konohamaru.
"Of course we knew." answered Kurenai.
"But, you two were kissing each other. Was this part of the act?" asked Hanabi.
"Oh no that was real. We've been dating since a month ago," said Kuruma.
"A month ago!? How come no one knows this!?" asked Naruto.
"Easy, we dated in secret. Imagine if Keiko were to found out, or worse, your grandfather Jiraiya. He'll be making perverted ideas for his books," he explained.
"How long have you known?" asked Hinata.
"Ever since Naruto agreed to accept Konohamaru's so called prank." smirked Kuruma.
'Wait what!" yelled the group. "How?!"
"Naruto, if I remember correctly, Kuruma is sealed into you. That means that he would be able to know what you were thinking." said Kurenai. Naruto was about to retort until he realize what the woman saying. "Since he knew the prank, Kuruma made a clone and send it to me, explaining the prank. We decided to pull a prank on you."
"On me!?"
"Exactly! And you thought we fell for it, but instead, you fell for our acting, which means-" said Kuruma, leaving out the words for the meaning to sink into their heads.
"That means that I, Naruto, had been pranked," the blond said in shock.
"Boss has been pranked," said Konohamaru as well. And at the lost of their dignity, the two knuckleheads fell to the ground, frozen in shock. Hinata and Hanabi shooked their heads at the two's fainting. They grabbed the two and jump on the wall until Kurenai stopped them.
"Hey Hinata, sorry for pranking you as well. No hard feelings, right?" Hinata looked at her sensei for a while before a grin appeared on her face.
"Apology accepted." she said before she and her sister jumped away. Kurenai sighed as she fell to the water.
"Well that was fun," she said.
"Same here. So, bear my children you say?" he said, smirking. Kurenai blushed as she splashed some water on her now expose boyfriend.
"Oh shut up, I was lost in the role," she explained. As the two laugh at their latest prank, they failed to notice a certain pervert of an sannin outside the wall, scribbling on his notebook.
"You may be acting, but you gave me the perfect idea for Icha Icha," he said to himself.
(A week later)
After doing a C-rank with her team, Kurenai headed to the Hokage tower after receiving a summons for a meeting. When she got to the office, she notice all the jounins, the Bijus, sannins, Minato and Kushina, and Tsunade giving her smug grins. "Uh, why is everyone looking at me?" she asked. Minato spoked up.
"Kurenai, do you know what my father writes?" he asked her.
"Those little orange books I hate so much," said Kurenai with a frown.
"Some of us hate them too, except a recent book of it change our views on it." said Kushina, giving the Genjutsu user a foxy grin.
"She's right. When I first read them, I hated them, but the new book made me change my views," said Keiko.
"Allow me to explain. A week ago, Jiraiya came into my office, shoving his original copy of the book to my face. I didn't want to read them, but he insisted. I decided to humor and read a few pages. Imagine to my shock that the book was his finest work he has ever made. I was actually amazed by it."
"Where did he get the idea?"
"The hot springs," answered Saiken. "Want a copy?" He hold up a book for Kurenai to take. Said woman rolled her eyes.
"Typical of Jiraiya to peek at the bath houses. If the meeting is about his books, maybe I should leave," she said as she turned around and walked out the door.
"Alright. Good luck on your date with Kuruma, and good luck trying to bear his children," said Tsunade, her grin not leaving her face. Kurenai stopped mid-step and faced everyone with sheer horror written on her face.
"No," she said.
"That's right. Jiraiya got the idea a week ago when you and Kuruma pranked Naruto and his friends. You may be acting, but it was enough for him to create the book." said Kakashi, who was reading of the said book. Kurenai snatched it out of his hands and read the cover. What she read made her scared for life.
Icha Icha: The Fox lord and his Vixen
"Interesting story if I say so myself, and I hated every single of my husband's books. Ironic, isn't it?" mused Tsunade. "Want to know how it goes? It starts with a fox lord scouring the eastern lands, looking for the perfect wife. He meets another of his kind, a red eyed vixen in red." Kurenai blushed at how she is portrayed in the story. "Want to know my favorite part?"
"Not really."
"My favorite part," said Tsunade, "was when the Vixen, after a month of dating, asks her fox lord for her to bear his children." she said before she went into full blown laughter along with the rest of the occupants in the room. Kurenai paled before she felled on her knees and fainted. It be hours before she regains conscious, and when she does, it'll be a months before people will stop giving her smug grins.
(Omake time!)
A/N: You thought all Omakes will be in the Naruto world? Guess again!
Toshiro sighed as he looked over his newest recruits of tenth division. He was told they were the best in the academy, but he knew that it was not grades that makes up for his squad. "The tenth division is just like every other division. We are members of the Seireitei, protectors of the innocent. One day, you will all be out in the field, but right now you will be here doing simple tasks." he said. He moved to the side to reveal all sorts of manual labor. "They look hard, but I assure you all that when you are done, you will understand the term, hardwork. I do not appreciate weak minded idiots who are distracted by the simplest of things." It was at that moment his wife Momo came in. "Momo, what is it? I speaking with my squad."
"Shiro-chan, the kids and I want to know if you want to come with us to the world of the living?" she asked nicely.
"Sorry Momo, but I'm testing new recruits here," he declined.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive." Toshiro replied. Momo sighed before she walked up to her husband and whispered into his ear.
"One of our stops is the beach. If you come, I'll wear the Icy blue two piece bikini. You know, the one that makes me look, bigger." she whispered before walking out the division. Toshiro blinked once, then twice, then three times.
"Um, taicho? You okay?" asked Matsumoto. Her captain then turned to her.
"Matsumoto, I'm putting you in charge," he said before taking off full speed to Momo.
"Taicho! Wait!" called Matsumoto out the door. She sighed. "Leaving me with your work. Reminds me of the time when Isshin was captain of the tenth." Speaking of Isshin, he appeared in front of her.
"Hey Rangiku, long time no see! Listen, back when I was captain, I never finished all of my paperwork. I do it, but it's my sweet daughter Yuzu's wedding, so if you can do them. Thanks!" he said before handing her a huge amount of paperwork and shunpoing away. Matsumoto's eye twitched before she screamed at the sky.
"TOSHIRO! ISSHIN!"