Duh duh duh.
I wonder where Rude is?? He doesn't seem to have shown up today, or I haven't seen him. This biscuit is, nice. Yum. It's quite strange actually, NO ONE else is in the canteen. Maybe no one else is hungry. Come to think of it, no one is ever in here, apart from me, and a few other people. They must be busy working for certain stuck up bastards-
"RUDE!!" I yell, standing up and waving at the bald man coming into the canteen. He frowns at me, shaking his head.
"Reno.." He says, walking over and looking around the canteen.
"What?" I say, raising an eyebrow and opening a soda.
"You do know, it's only eleven, don't you?" He says, sighing and walking over to the vending machine.
"WHAT!" I yelp, almost falling over the chair backwards. "SINCE WHEN!?"
"Since, the clocks changed, idiot." Says Rude, shaking his head. 'I don't see why your so shocked." He says, eating a biscuit and smiling. "You'd do this anyway."
"Okay, maybe." I say, standing up and throwing the can in the bin. "But, I'm working Rude, 'kay? See you later." I say, waving and leaving him frowning.
Okay... hmm. I need to get my timetable. In the main building, yep. Oh, it seems to be missing.
"Urrr. Claire.." I say, waving at the secretary on the phone, making her wince and frown at me.
"What?" She mouthed angrily, covering the phone with her hand.
'Where, is my time table?" I say, shrugging dramatically and prodding the empty desk. She sighs, saying something into the phone and putting it down.
"I don't know, Reno. Maybe it happened to blow away because you didn't pick it up this morning like everyone else." Bitch.
"I, forgot." I scowl at her. "Is there another copy somewhere?" I ask, walking around the desk and rooting through her stuff.
"Reno!" She yells shoving me away with her feet. "There is no bloody copy, I need to ring this person back, just go ask Tseng or something." She says sighing.
"Okay sweetie." I say, smiling at her and walking to the lifts. Wow, Claire is annoying. Hmm. Tseng, Tseng. Oh crap, I've just seen Elena in the Turk lounge, better.. avoid her, quickly. Before she asks me if I have any boxers to wear. Maybe, tiptoeing past the lounge, down the corridor to Tseng's office would be a good idea. It's surprisingly quiet in there. Hmm.. Okay, tiptoe, tiptoe...
"...Yes, the new one?" Oh, be quiet Elena. Actually, her talking means she hasn't noticed me..
"Yes, an the other plans." SHIT. Okaayyy. Just, ignore that voice, past the lounge door, YES, okay, now I can walk normally.
"Okay, thanks Sir." Elena says from the lounge.
"Sir, what about the transportation?" HUH. TSENG! Damn, he's not in his office.. okay... Hmm... I seem to be stuck, Maybe I could just wait in Tseng's office, his door is right here... oh, no locked. Maybe, tiptoeing past the lounge again, yes... CRAP, Elena.
"Oh, hi Reno." She says, coming out of the lounge and seeing me. "What are you doing?" She says, frowning.
"Oh, just waiting for Tseng." I say, pointing to the door. "Is he in there?"
"Oh, yes." Says Elena. Yes, and Rufus, Elena's actually putting on her polite voice.
'Okiee dokie." I say, smiling at her, making her glare at me, but quickly glance at the door.
"Yes." She says smiling. "Tseng, Reno wants you." She says, sticking her head into the lounge. The mumbling from the room stops, followed by a brief silence, and a quick mumble, and then Tseng's large head coming into view.
"Yes Reno?" He says blankly.
"I was wondering.." Rufus is still in there. My boss, yes. "If you had a spare timetable?" I say, blankly at him.
"No." He snaps, rolling his eyes and going back into the lounge.
"OH!" I yell. Damn, I may actually have tourette syndrome, I just couldn't stop that from coming out, could I. Elena rolls her eyes at me.
"Quieten down Reno." She whispers, walking back into the lounge. Are they having a threesome in there or something??
Pfft, Probably are. Well, if I have no time table, I have no work. Hmm. This would have been heaven before, but I am trying to work now. Typical. I wish that lounge was empty, I could fall asleep on the sofa. Why the hell are they having a conference in the Turk lounge anyay, on no, not conference, three some. I would go into my office, but a certain idiot left the key at his house, and the only spare ones are with Tseng and Rufus. Oh dear. I'm just going to.. wait outside, for them to come out... Wow this is boring. Hmm.. Rude's office! No, he'll be at the training ground, there is no way I'm traveling all the way down there. Not sleeping makes you tired. Why haven't I slept?? I really don't want to answer that question right now.
Actually, I don't bloody care, I'm going into that lounge to join in the conference, that's what a normal working guy would do, yes. Okay, open the door...
All three of them are sat on the sofa, dear god, Rufus scrolling through mounds of paperwork, and Tseng nodding dramatically and jotting things down, while Elena seems to be.. hmm. What is she doing?? I think she's trying to copy Tseng, but doing it incredibly badly, she looks like a retarded squirrel. They haven't even noticed me, ahaha. I walk slowly over to the armchair, relaxing and turning on the T.V, maybe not joining in on the conference, but breaking the ice.
CRAP. I didn't know it would be on full volume.
Elena jumps out of skin, turning to the T.V and then snapping her head back to me. I glance at her, refraining from having a laughing fit and going back to watching T.V. I can feel Tseng's eyes on me, or three eyes, that dot on his forehead kind of counts as one... Rufus coughs, a blur of white moving on the sofa and then turning to face Tseng, I think, looking at blurs out of the corner of my eye is quite hard.
"Anyway." He says coldly, "The transportation will be.." The rest of what he is saying drowns out because I cannot concentrate on any transportation issues, even if I am trying. I suppose the T.V would be getting fairly annoying now, ahaha.
NO! BAD BAD RENO, working, remember?! I turn the T.V down a notch. Hmm... okay, the news. Yeah. Channel change right now. How to love efficiently? Urgh No.. Cartoons? Surprisingly, I'm not in the mood. What's this? Music, ehhh. What the hell.
"What about this Sir?" Oh stop sucking up to him Elena. La la la la la la la laaaaa I love this song. Oww, my head is starting to hurt. The fact that I only turned the T.V down a tiny bit isn't helping.
Just a matter of time...
"Reno would you turn that T.V down?" Says Tseng through gritted teeth. Oh, here we go. I glance at him, staring daggers at me, Elena looking on blankly.
"I think some of the Turks have medical problems with their ears." Says Rufus. BASSSSSSTARD. I look at him, staring coldly at me. Okay, when I said I would be working, I said I would ignore him too, this wasn't expected, to turn down, or not to turn down. Aaah damn it, I have a bloody good reason to not listen to him. I turn my head back to the T.V, focusing on some girl dancing like a spastic.
"Reno." Says Rufus, in his death tone.
"Uhh huh." I say, laughing hysterically at a little red and blue rabbit that seems to have just run into someone's crotch.
"Turn the T.V down." I tear my eyes away from the screen, looking at him.
"Sir." I say as normally as I can. "This is the Turk's lounge." He stares at me blankly.
"I know, you are meant to be guarding the main gates at the moment." He says. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
"Ohh." Crap, working Reno. "Okayy." I say, slowly standing up and walking over to the T.V . Turning it off, okayy. I glance at them, Rufus now looking at papers and Tseng glaring at me before taking a pen and jotting notes down, Elena grinning at me. I grin back at her, but hers quickly turns upside down when Tseng asks her something. I roll my eyes, walking out of the room. So, he's playing the normal act too, is he?? I bet he bloody expects me to be the one who comes running back to him, he can bloody think again. Guarding the main gates can have some good points anyway, such as bird watching, throwing stones, annoying cars, escaping to seventh heaven...
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