Misty: Can't I just change my mind?
Torch: That's not fair, Misty. You can't break a promise.
Misty: But-
Emily: No buts.
Komodo: You swore to be a slave to whoever guessed.
Misty: NONE OF YOU GUESSED!
Suki: I did!
Misty: *groans*
Morgan: Oh boo hoo.
Heaven: Sucks for you.
Moon: No it sucks for me! Thanks a lot Misty!
Canada: Um, Moon? The show?
Moon: Oh yeah. Um… Spain, do my disclaimer.
Spain: Si, Luna doesn't claim the rights to us.
Finland: Who's first Moon?
Moon: Kuroi, it's you right?
Kuroi: Yep. Be prepared.
Germany- IM SORRY! IT'S SO HARD NOT TO TORTURE YOU! *shoves flowers in his face* Im sorry! Now teach a Drunk how to use A Rocket-Propelled-Grenade
Germany: Is there a point to apologizing if all you're going to do it torture me again?
Kitty: Well maybe she feels bad. Just let her apologize!
Germany: *sighs and goes to find a drunk* *comes back twenty minutes later*
Prussia: So how'd that go bro?
Germany: I think it was easier than teaching the Italy brothers to do it.
Hostesses: *burst out laughing* Oh those poor boys. How mean Germany.
Germany: I'm being honest.
Japan- Did you know that I like stalking you? SO. ADORABLE! Now create more J-pop, and get drunk because Im very curious on how a Drunk!Japan acts...
Japan: Ve~ Okay then.
Heaven: Oh my god Italy broke him again!
Japan: *starts drinking beer Prussia gives him*
Sakura: Is that safe? Letting Prussia give him the beer?
Prussia: Hey!
Japan: *gets drunk suddenly* *hiccups* What the- what's going on now?
Kuroi: Hmmm he doesn't seem very different.
Moon: Maybe he's one of those honest drunks?
Dutch: Lets see. Japan! Do you have issues with America.
Japan: *in a slurred speech* America-ssssan isss a nice friend and all but he is a really annoying and a big jerk a lot of the time. *hiccup*
America: Harsh Japan. *laughs* This is funny though. I vote we keep him like this for a bit.
France- DIE! Combust! Do something painfull for you! I don't care just die
France: I've said this before. Harsh.
Misty: I'll do it! I technically own him anyways. *takes her swords and sticks them through his chest.* There we go.
Moon: Misty!
Dominic: *sighs and revives France* There we go.
France: *sighs and smiles with relief* Thank you Dominic.
Dominic: *nods and beeping noise comes from his pocket* Oh dear. Misty. We have to go.
Moon: W-what?
Misty: Sorry Moon. We'll be back ASAP. Call the twins and Jake. We'll hurry if we can. See ya.
Dominic: Bye Moon. *they run out of the room*
Torch: Moon-
Moon: *holds hand up to silence her* Last dare Kuroi. *takes out phone and makes a call*
England- You're awesome. Now eat cake.
England: Thank you, love. *takes cake and gives half to Kuroi*
Kuroi: Cool.
Moon: *hears the knock on the door* Fast. I'm glad. I'll be back. Suki, go on ahead with your review.
Suki: Okay.
SOUTH KOREA!
South Korea: Yes, da~ze?
Suki: No I'm guessing you.
South Korea: For what? Sorry, da~ze, I wasn't paying much attention.
Zoey: *a girl walking it with long black hair with an orange tint, brown eyes, and is in white shorts and a black tank top.* Whoa. That's so cool! Lizzy, look at this. All the countries are here! And some girls too. This is awesome Moon!
Lizzy: *runs in looking exactly like the first girl but with black pants and a white t-shirt* Zoey! Don't just barge in on them! Jacob, Moon, you guys coming or what?
Jacob: *boy walks in with dirty blond hair and light brown eyes wearing a green shirt and blue jeans* Calm down Lizzy. We're here. Moon was explaining everything to me and would have done the same with you if you hadn't run off.
Twins: Sorry.
Torch: Moon?
Moon: These three will be filling in for Misty and Dominic until they get back. If they start misbehaving tell me and I'll call William.
All three: NO!
Hostesses: Okay! Sounds good. Nice to meet you.
South Korea: I still want to know what I was a guess for, da~ze.
Moon: *blushes* N-nothing!
Italy: Hi~!
Italy: Ve~ Hello!
Germany: It's okay!
Germany: Vell thank you then.
Japan: In actuality, I just wanted to see Greece jealous. :) (Keeping it the same for when he gets back)
Japan: Well that'sss not nicccce.
America: Yeah, I agree
America: I'm glad!
England: *laughs* That looks like a caterpillar!
England: *facepalm*
Russia: Whatever. Aww...
Russia: Aw?
France: Don't smile at me! Pedo...
Zoey: Oh no another pedo to deal with.
France: I'm not. That's Spain.
Spain: Hey!
China: Stutter!
China: So what, aru!
Spain: *highfive*
Spain: *highfives*
Prussia: YOU AREN'T EVEN A HUMAN! That's means I'm the awesomest person ever!
Prussia: *rolls eyes but ignores*
Romano: Sure it is! You were talking to me!
Romano: I-I don't care!
Jacob: I think she has a point.
Suki: See. New boy agrees!
Canada: You're cool.
Canada: Thank you Suki.
Hungary: :D Now go kiss Austria.
Hungary: *blushes and kisses Austria*
Austria: *smiles and kisses back*
Austria: It is funny, right!
Austria: Tobuscus? Yes, I actually must say it was pretty funny.
Lizzy: Oh! Moon had us watch that. It was great.
Switzerland: Um... What?
Switzerland: I don't know anymore.
Liechtenstein: Your Marukite Chikyuu, oh and can I sing with you?
Suki: Please?
Liechtenstein: Sure. This will be so much fun. *her and Suki sing through her Marukite Chikyuu twice and are laughing together by the end*
Poland: Want to go to the mall?
Poland: Totally!
Lithuania: *snaps picture*
Lithuania: W-why'd you do that?
Suki: *giggles*
Jacob: Um, are you using blackmail?
Sweden: Welcome.
Sweden: *nods*
Finland: You're so cool!
Finland: That's very sweet of you to say.
Sealand: *wisper* Yep. Would you be surprised that this is the frist time I've tried this?
Sealand: *nods* Very surprised.
Greece: Why the chuckle?
Greece: You're pretty funny. That's all.
Norway: *whiny* I'm not.
Norway: *smirks*
Morgan: *laughs and hugs Norway* You two will be arguing forever.
Denmark: *punch* For what you did to Moon
Denmark: Geez you've got a strong hit!
Twins and Jacob: What'd he do?
Moon: *waves it off*
Iceland: Really! What's with the shock!
Denmark: Iceland isn't use to fangirls yet.
Iceland: *rolls eyes and smacks Denmark*
See you next time Moon updates!
Countries: *open mouths to speak but think better of it.*
Morgan: Smart.
Sakura: My turn… right?
Jacob: *looks at paper and grins* Yep, go ahead.
*comes through door* Ima stay here! But I want to sit on Germany's lap. *sits on Germany's lap* Hehe!
Anyways dares!
Prussia yo what sup? Also I want you put on glasses and flip your hair like awesome people do like this!
Germany: Um… *blushes and sighs* fine.
Prussia: I need glasses. *Zoey throws him a pair of glasses* Okay. *puts on glasses and flips hair*
*puts on sunglasses and flips hair but hits Germany's face* sorry Germany I should of get of you but nah...
Germany: *shrugs*
Kitty: *groans* Moon! What happened to GerIta?
Moon: Hey, I like that pairing too, but me not letting the hostesses be with countries if they want to is hypocritical.
Lizzy: You like one huh?
Moon: That is so not what we are discussing.
America - Eat my homemade cookies I made! *gives him a tray of homemade cookies*
America: Cool. Thanks! *gives some to Torch and England.*
Japan - AAH! it's Godzilla! (not trying to be mean to all Asians but I am also Asian) *points at Japan* (By the way that's how people made fun of me when I am mad -.-)
Japan: What. Where? *runs away*
China: Wow, aru. Just wow.
Sakura: *giggles*
China - Here I want you to have my Panda with a bamboo in its hand, since I am getting more. :D *gives him the panda* Now train that panada to be the Dragon Warrior! :D
China: *cuddles panda* Not going to happen, aru.
Japan - Why are you so perverted? *shows him a tentacle r(bleep) video* Why? Japan? OH WHY DID YOU MADE THIS SO HORRIBLE? you think wrong, for now on this dare, I want you be locked up in a room watching tentacle r(bleep) video... FOR 1 HOUR! No wait 10 HOURS!
Japan: *pokes head* That's not my fault! *gets pulled into closet*
Jacob: … Harsh. That's gross though.
Twins: You think?
Romano quick help me get 10 tomatoes and put it in Spain's mouth and see him how is he going to eat it all.
Romano: Moron. First: He can't eat 10 tomatoes at once. Second: That's a waste of tomatoes!
Spain: Thank you, Lovi.
Romano: *blushes* Shut up!
France Bonjour! *flings a dragged at his face* whoops my hand slipped! Sorry!
Twins: *scream* What the heck?
Jacob: *puts hands on head* I feel dizzy. I hate blood.
Moon: Zoey, Lizzy, get Jacob out of here. *pokes France with a stick* I'll revive him and get the blood cleaned up. *revives France and the twins help Jacob out of the room* Okay. Lithuania, I hate to ask, can you help me with the blood.
Lithuania: *nods and brings over bleach, sponges, and a bucket.*
Moon: Keep going. We'll get this.
*hugs Germany* Germany! I love chu! *puts a chocolate piece in his mouth, kisses him and hugs him again* Happy early Valentine's day! *still sits on his lap*
I still be here! If you need help with something call me! *chats with Germany about cooking potatoes*
Emily: Next review? Who has the paper?
Zoey: *walks back in* God how annoying. Moon. You should make a rule not to kill people.
Moon: Yeah right. Just read the review or I'm calling Will.
Zoey: N-no! I'll do it. It's from someone named Guoste-chan.
Romano: W-w-would u go out with me? *face red*
Romano: *shrugs* Sure.
Morgan: Way to be a good sport Lovi!
Romano: *rolls eyes and leaves*
Lithuania: Hi! I am from Lithuania. Do u hate Ivan? Be honest.
Lithuania: W-well… I, uh…
Moon: I won't let Russia hurt you Lithuania. Poland won't either.
Belarus: My big brother won't come near you unless he wants to deal with me. *looks at Russia who shakes his head*
Torch: *silent fist pump* *whispers* Success!
Lithuania: I-I do… Mr. Russia scares me and is really mean.
Russia: *glare*i u are fu**ing bastard! *thinks* give a kiss to Belarus!*grin*
Russia: I won't! *runs out of room*
Belarus: Liked ivans kiss? ur turn to kiss him!
Belarus: Big brother ran away… again. I don't feel like chasing him right now.
Other countries: *shocked*
Germany: ugh. Annoying,smelly german. I hate u. Now Let romano hit ur face with potatoe!*laughs*
Romano: *walks back in with Guoste* Awesome! *throws potato at Germany's face*
Sakura: *glares*
Guoste: *laughs*
Italy: I probably upset u when insulted germany. I am soory!*hugs*forgive me?
Italy: Ve… well, ok! *hugs back*
Prussia: U not German! U prussian!so u awesome!*giggle* could u admit that u are awesome?*laugs because of stupid question*
Prussia: *grins* Of course I'm awesome!
Hungary: No your not.
Prussia: Shut up, bitch!
Hungary: *lifts frying pan* Bring it.
Moon: No more blood! Lithuania and I just finished cleaning up France's!
Spain: Could I get a tomato? Pwease...
Spain: Si!~ *tosses tomato to her*
France: Hello. Why are u a perv?
France: I do not see why everyone thinks that. All I'm doing is spreading ze wonderful love!
Hostesses: PERV!
Canada: Do u want sometimes to hurt Alfred?
Canada: Well… I guess sometimes I do. Yes.
America: Bro!
Komodo: My dares are next. Brace yourselves.
I'm BACKK :D Ok...
Austria: "I'm curious... Would you be upset if I made Switzerland kiss Hungary?"
Austria: Very…
Hungary: *smiles*
Italy: "Ve~ Can you teach me how to paint?"
Italy: Ve~ Sure! *runs out of room to find paint supplies*
South Korea: Is he coming back, da~ze?
Moon: Oh, he better.
Spain: "You are amazing :D Would you play Feliz Navidad for me?"
Spain: Sure, nina. *Suki hands him a guitar and he plays while Komodo sings it with him*
Moon: I thought we did this dare before… Oh well.
Japan: "I would like to try some of your tea, please. And, could you teach me self-defense?"
North Korea: He passed out on the couch but we'll make him do it when he wakes up.
Komodo: Okay. Thanks.
Germany: "I am looking forward to your song :D" *gets popcorn and peanuts* "Also...do you play piano? I'd like you to play us a song pretty please :D"
Germany: I don't play piano. Only Austria does, but I suppose a promise is a promise. *sighs*
Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food, And it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me. Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary! Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!~
Hostesses: *clapping* Good Job Germany!~
Italy: *holding paint supplies* Ve~ I'm so happy you remember my song Doitsu.
Komodo: Awesome!
Prussia: Yes?
Ireland: Shut up Prussia!
Russia: "May I hold your pipe? I promise to give it back!"
Russia: *thinks for a second and hands it over* Da. I want it back.
Hungary: "I'm glad you like it! I even got your name engraved on the side with emeralds :D Let's see if it works out...Would you smack France for me?"
France: *knocked out*
Hungary: It works perfectly dear. Thank you.
Emily: What did he do?
Hungary: He was harassing Austria…
Twins: We like her!
Prussia: "May I dance to your Marukaite Chikyuu with you? i prefer the piano version."
Prussia: There's a piano version?
Austria: "Would you play it for us?"
Austria: I will play it I suppose.
Prussia: *snickers* Don't mess up piano pants.
Austria: *rolls eyes and starts playing*
(A/N: Sorry Komodo. I tried finding it but there were so many versions I didn't which to pick)
England: "Would you and Spain play Battleship for me?"
England and Spain: *glaring at each other* Sure.
5 minutes later
Spain: Maldito! You sunk my battleship!
England: *smirks* Again…
Spain: *glares*
Moon: Please don't fight. I've had enough blood on my carpet for today.
Ok, that's all :D CIAO! *waves*
Moon: *coughs* Okay! Now, new subject. Morgan's review is next and I'm going to promote her! I think you guys should check out her story. It's "Kill Me Now by: Swirly592!" So, go read it. It's funny!
Morgan: Why are you promoting me?
Moon: Um… I don't know. Felt like it I guess. First dare!
... Misty! Who dies Moon like? I'll pay you
Zoey: Misty's not here for you to pay… Does this mean we skip it?
Suki: It's South Korea! I know it is!
South Korea: Me, da~ze?
Moon: *blushes* I-I think we should move on.
Morgan: I think you should answer my question.
Jacob: Good luck.
*eats some pocky* Yum~!
Hostesses: Hey! We want some! *ninja jump at Morgan*
Morgan: *gulp*
France, I'm in a good mood so... Go kiss someone.
France: *kisses England*
America: *punches France and breaks his nose*
Torch: Maybe you should have been smart in your choice of who you kissed France.
Moon, I must ask. Why do you have angels?
Moon: Um, long story short? I tend to make enemies with a lot of evil "fiction" creatures and I need protection. I saved Misty and Dominic from falling so they agreed to protect me.
Zoey: We aren't as strong as angels, but Misty didn't want to leave Moon with no protection at all.
England: I thought you were strong yourself, Moon.
Moon: Yeah, but the people I choose to protect me are stronger. I can't take on magic beings on my own…
Lizzy: And you'll never have to. Just like you make a handful of enemies, you make a handful of friends too.
Morgan: *nods* Ok…
*flops down on a couch* Dude, I'm tired! To many highschool classes to choose!
I'm gonna sleep. Wake me and die. *falls asleep*
Norway: I'll watch her. *sits by Morgan on the couch*
Zoey: Torch?
Torch: Yo!
Zoey: Your turn.
Torch: Oh okay!
right onto this! then i have to go back to writing, as you probably will be happy to know moon... maybe... i should just start with the dares.
dares:
america: I LOVE AMERICAAA! so, lets show the other people who dont know how awesome you are how cool this country is!
America: Sounds great! Let's do this!
Other Countries: Oh dear.
moon: tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell me who it is you like or i'll put dominic in the final battle and murder him.
dominic: please dont be angry with my threat
Moon: Torch! You can't kill Dominic!
Torch: Then tell me!
Moon: B-but-
Suki: Oh for Pete's sake! It's South Korea! Moon's newest country crush is South Korea!
Moon: Suki!
South Korea: Really, da~ze?
Moon: Uh… um…
Lizzy: Yes South Korea. It's you.
North Korea: Why him?
Moon: Uh-
Jacob: I'm going to save Moon and read the rest of Torch's review.
Torch: HEY!
poland: DANCE WITH ME! *holds out hand now wearing a ball dress*
Poland: That's, like, a totally pretty dress Torch! *grabs Torch's hands and they begin dancing.*
England: He can ballroom dance?
Lithuania: Yeah. He was really interested in learning it. Awkward since I had to teach him.
prussia: well since there are no couples being established so far (Excaptions include; USUK and Gerita) i demand fluff. if you deny, *shoves him so he falls and kisses hungary on the way down*
Prussia: Gah!
Hungary: Ew! *smacks Prussia with frying pan*
Zoey: OH HECK NO! NO PRUHUN!
Lizzy: Bad! I'm settling this. *drags Prussia over to Canada* You. Canada. Together. Now!
Canada: B-b-but-
Prussia: Cool! *kisses Canada on the cheek*
Canada: *smiles and blushes*
Zoey: Now, *pushes Hungary and Austria together* I do not understand why people don't like you together. You two are the only real couple in the show! So… stay.
Torch: *glares* This isn't over.
moon: search up 'boot to the face' on youtube and show everyone!
Moon: Haha. That video rocks! *pulls up 'boot to the face' and makes everyone else watch it with her and Torch*
Germany: And the point of it was?
Torch: It's funny! Loosen up Ludwig.
Russia: I liked it. Play it again Moon.
Moon: Sure. *replays video*
China: *giggles* Cool. Let me see the computer, aru. I'm going to watch more videos with Russia, aru.
Dutch: Have fun.
england: DANCE WITH MEH! *holds out hand*
England: I must huh?
Torch: Yep! *grabs England's hands and starts spinning with him*
poland: i found your theme song. watch 'like totally' on youtube.
Poland: I, like, love that song!
Kitty: Of course he's already heard it…
*sings 'candy mountain' from charlie the unicorn* who likes my singing?
Hostesses: *raise hands*
America: *raises hand*
Poland: *raises hand*
Few other countries: *raise hands*
Germany: watch psych with me!
Germany: Okay. *sits down to watch with Torch* *after its over, Germany has become obsessed with it* Is there more?
Torch: *laughs* Sure. *plays next episode* Italy go watch with him.
truths;
hungary: sorry, i crave fluff like, i want to eat it!
Hungary: No more with Prussia!
Torch: …
belarus: so how did your date go? *licks ice cream*
Belarus: It went well. I had… fun.
lithuania; howd you like your date?
Lithuania: It was nice. I enjoyed it.
Belarus: I'm glad.
Torch: Me too!
Komodo: One more review?
Heaven: Yep. It's mine right?
Kuroi: Yeah.
Jacob: *hands Heaven the paper* Go ahead love.
Heaven: Sweet.
Tell me Moon's crush now or I'LL crush you! *terribly desperate* *cough* Now, I have a special guest here with me...please welcome...Phi-
Philippines: HEY Y'ALL! I missed ya! J3j3j3j3...*is wearing a rainbow cap*
Moon: FINE! I do like South Korea! Happy?
Hostesses: YES! *fist pump*
South Korea: That's sweet, da~ze! *hugs Moon*
Moon: *blushes* Yeah, well, welcome Philippines. Glad to have you.
Me: *takes cap off her* Stop being a jejemon, Piri. Now, *turns to Moon* you know that this girl was a Spanish and an American colony (she also stayed with England for a while), so-
Philippines: Papa Spaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn~! *hugs Spain*
Me: *getting a little teary* Awwww...anyway! *claps hands*
Spain: Philippines! *hugs back* This is great! I've missed you!
Hostesses: Aaaw.
Romano- Bawww, but you are cute! *pinches cheek and giggles* (Philippines: I agree! You're cute when you blush, Kuya! ['Kuya' means brother])
Philippines: *giggles and pinches Romano's cheek too* See? Cute!
Romano: Shut up. Both of you.
France- Kyahahahaha! Yes, dark and deadly fairies...*evil grin* (Philippines: Oh no. Not them.) Hahaha!
France: *continues cowering*
Prussia- YES! PruCan! Wooot! (Philippines: *grins like a crazed 5-year-old on high*)
Prussia: *grins and kisses Canada*
France: *glares from emo corner*
Moon and Zoey: Get out of my emo corner!
Spain- Don't you agree that dear little Lovi is cute~? :3
Spain: Of course, nina! *hugs Romano*
Romano: Get off you jerk!
Poland- Can you, like, give me some advice? I'm going to this girl's party, and I need to look pretty!
Poland: But your, like, totally beautiful!
Morgan: Your already pretty Heaven!
Kitty: Like, really pretty.
Torch: Don't think little of yourself.
Kuroi and Komodo: Heaven you are pretty.
Dutch, Va, and Sakura: Beautiful!
Emily and Moon: So don't ask for advice!
Germany- *takes his hands and dances with him* F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! Come on, Doitsu! Sing along! (Philippines: *joins* Weee!)
Italy- *lets him join* Come on, Ita-chan! Let's sing along! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, out here in the deep blue sea! ALL TOGETHER!
Germany: *sigh*
Hostesses, Italy, Philippines: F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea!
And since I'm watching The Sound Of Music at this very moment...THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC~!
That is all. Oh, and Moon, can you let Piri stay for a couple of chapters? You can manipulate her in any way you want to! (Philippines: HEY-) Now I'm done! :3
Moon: Philippines can stay for as long as she wants! I like her.
Philippines: Thanks!
Moon: Now important business. I really want to start a story that I will update every week and that I can include some guests in it and the Hetalia cast. I just have no idea what to do it on… so if you have ideas let me know!
Zoey: So that's all… Go away.
Lizzy: Be nice, Zoey. Please review. Sorry it's so long. Bye bye
Jacob: See ya.