A/N Hey, so sorry for making everyone wait. This whole week was busy, and this weekend as well so expect the next update maybe after Christmas.
lightdesired: mwahaha sorry, i guess I'm a sadistic writer. But the fact that you readers still follow my stories means you're masochistic readers huhuhu!
SolitaryGray: almost but no...I'll reveal it next time I think, but good guess, that can actually be a premise for another story ^_^.
Currently-addicted-to-OkiKagu: haha omg I wish I was even 1% as talented in story telling as Gorilla-sensei! all hail the gorilla! and yeah, i thought it was time to give an okikagu moment since you all stuck with this story and me for a few chapters now ^_^
thanks for waiting and here's the next chapter.
BTW The Italics mean they are speaking in 'English' like how they do in the anime so just imagine it like that.
Gintoki's brain tried to process the scene before him.
Soichiro-kun and Gorilla were in a compromising positing…okay. Well, we already established that the shinsengumi were all homosexuals anyway, from the soul-switch arc.
On the other hand, Soichiro-kun's sword was stuck inside Gorilla's ass (his literal katana you dirty minded people!).
Gin didn't know how to interpret this other than that these two have really sick fetishes.
Yamazaki and Shinpachi were also, if not in a much worse, compromising position, with Yamazaki on top of Shinpachi, and their respective crotches facing each other's faces. All Gin could say was that the Shinzaki pairing was the most plain pairing he'd ever come across in Gintama.
He was relieved to see Kagura looking to be the only normal one, that is until she puked all over the ShinZaki duo, causing both to shriek.
With a flick of his robe, Gintoki turned around and began walking away.
"Oy! Where the hell are you going?" Hijikata yelled, going after him.
"Home!" Gin replied, "I didn't see, didn't do and can't do anything. Having said that, Bye Bye!"
"'Bye bye' my ass! Get back here, dammit!" Hijikata growled, he grabbed Gintoki's collar and they proceeded to squabble.
"Let go, damn V-hair!" Gin yelled as he shoved two fingers up Hijikata's nose.
"You ain't running away from this, coward!" Hijikata threw back, pulling at Gin's eyelid.
After a few bites, pinches and play-ground insults, Gin managed to squirm away.
He spat on Hijikata's face, "Fack yew!"
"Why you bastard!" Hijikata jumped at Gin.
Gintoki dodged it by a hair's breadth and Hijikata found himself on the ground next to where Sougo stood.
The sadist noticed him, and, whilst keeping absolute eye contact with Hijikata, Sougo twisted the sword inside Kondo, in a full circle, "You're next, Hiji-bastard."
A single bead of sweat dripped from Hijikata's brow.
A few seconds passed in silence.
"Bye bye." Hijikata said, already a short distance away.
"You bastard! Who's the coward now!?" Gintoki shrieked at the vice-chief.
"Fack yew!" Hijikata shouted.
"Oy! Stop shouting or I'll smash both your faces in, ugh I feel sick." Kagura spoke up, wiping her mouth clean of vomit. The ShinZaki pair seemed to have knocked themselves out from shrieking after the third or fourth spillage from Kagura, she looked very green.
Both Hijikata and Gin paused in their flight, dammit, they couldn't just leave these brats.
"He-hell me! HELL ME!" Kondo cried out suddenly.
"Keep quiet, Gorilla," Sougo warned, giving another twist to the embedded sword, "and it's 'Help me'."
Kondo groaned.
"It's your fault anyway, Fudanshi gorilla." Kagura piped in, "or is it loli-con gorilla? I'm too sick to think, ugh."
"Hmm? That's wrong, China. Hijikata-san is the loli-con, Kondo-san is the Fudanshi perv." Sougo replied, in a lecturing tone.
"I want to punch your face in too." Kagura told him.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! What the hell are you brats talking about?" Gintoki interrupted, "What did the gorilla do?"
A disgusting sound like the combination of a sink being unplugged and the sound your shoes make when you step on a particularly muddy puddle, ripped through the air.
Sougo had pulled his sword out of Kondo. Cue a fountain of blood from the chief's ass.
The sadist flicked his sword a couple of times in an attempt to get some nasty liquid mixture off of it.
"Well," Sougo started, "Kondo-san…"
"That gorilla…" Kagura added.
"He caused all this." They said in unision.
since I won't be updating til after christmas, Merry Christmas everyone! ...and after recent events, stay safe!