I know it's been forever but I just haven't had any good ideas for this story…luckily other people have; the idea for this chapter came from x Froggy Ferny Cabbage x…thanks so much!
IMPORTANT: this occurs between 'March of the Witch Hunters' and 'For Good' while Elphaba is keeping Dorothy locked away in her basement…
*Little Miss Innocent has logged on*
*Defying Gravity has logged on*
Little Miss Innocent: please let me out
Defying Gravity: you're texting me now? I already said you can come out when you get those shoes off your feet!
Little Miss Innocent: but Glinda told me not to give you these shoes
Defying Gravity: why?
Little Miss Innocent: she said they must be very powerful or you wouldn't want them so much
Defying Gravity: I want those shoes for sentimental purposes only…
Little Miss Innocent: please let me go *pouts*
Defying Gravity: no
Little Miss Innocent: *sobs* you're a wicked old hag to hold a poor little girl hostage *sobs more*
Defying Gravity: do you really think calling me an old hag is gonna make me more inclined to let you out?...and why does everyone assume I'm old and ugly?
Little Miss Innocent: all witches are old and ugly
Defying Gravity: Glinda's a witch…
Little Miss Innocent: well she's a good witch
Defying Gravity: and what makes her a good witch and me a bad witch?
Little Miss Innocent: well you wear black clothes and she wears sparkly, light clothes
Defying Gravity: first of all that's racist and second of all that's a pretty silly thing to judge character off of
Little Miss Innocent: well Glinda does good things
Defying Gravity: like what?
Little Miss Innocent: well she told me that I should go see the Wizard after I landed here
Defying Gravity: she also told you it was ok to steal a dead woman's shoes; honestly were you raised in a barn?
Little Miss Innocent: no I was raised in a one room cabin on farm in the middle of the Kansas prairie
Defying Gravity: oh so you're a hick…that explains so much
Little Miss Innocent: I don't get it
Defying Gravity: case and point
*Popular has logged on*
Little Miss Innocent: who's 'popular'
Defying Gravity: can't you guess?
Popular: it's good to see me isn't it?
Defying Gravity: no..it definitely isn't good…at all
Popular: no need to respond; that was rhetorical
Defying Gravity: wow you spelled rhetorical…do you even know what that means?
Little Miss Innocent: Glinda help me; the wicked witch is holding me captive in her basement
Defying Gravity: didn't I tell you that if you ever wanted to see Uncle Em and Aunt Henry again you need to shut up!
Popular: Elphie let the little girl and her poor dog Dodo go
Little Miss Innocent: it's 'Toto'
Defying Gravity: can it Doro
Popular: I know you don't want to hear this but someone has got to say it…
Defying Gravity: say what?
Popular: your fashion sense is awful; I mean how long have you been wearing that dress? were you raised in a barn?
Defying Gravity: that, dear children, is what we call 'irony'
Popular: I know Nessa's ruby slippers are the one fashionable thing you own but they're just shoes; let it go!
Defying Gravity: I didn't ask for your opinion
Popular: r u really so far gone you'd hold an innocent little girl hostage just to get some old shoes?
Defying Gravity: Innocent! That little girl dropped a house on my sister and came here to kill me!
Little Miss Innocent: I just did it because the Wizard told me to!...and I've been traumatized ever since I got here; you could at least take some pity on me
Defying Gravity: yes I'm sure; munchkins are SO terrifying
Little Miss Innocent: I meant the fact that I was a little girl traveling with three weird dudes…I had to sleep with my hands between my legs! And then you made me pass out in a field of poppies! Were you trying to get me assaulted!
Defying Gravity: I'm pretty certain that you didn't have to worry about the Tin Man and the Scarecrow; they don't have man parts anymore…
Little Miss Innocent: how do YOU know?
Popular: yeah Elphie…how DO you know?
Defying Gravity: hey look the witch hunters are here to kill me…gotta go
*Defying Gravity has logged off*
Funny or suckish? You decide…reviews (and ideas) are welcome…
And yes the '…a little girl traveling with three weird dudes; I had to sleep with my hands between my legs…' bit came from a Mad TV spoof of 'The Wizard of Oz'…