The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy
Deep beneath Hogwarts, well, in the dungeons, is the top secret Head Quarters for *Da da da daaa* SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY. Each week, SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY are given a special, and highly important task by someone special and highly important ( He is also very secretive, so he goes by the name of Admiral Important ).
Todays adventure : "THE VANITY BUG"
A mysterious cloaked figure stood in the kitchens. The school play had finished just over two hours ago, and most people were now tucked up in bed. The shady character was pouring something into the pumpkin juice, which was stored in the fridge. Then, he moved onto the cupboards, and started sprinkling a mysterious powder all over the food.
Suddenly, the lights switch on!
Lupin Lad: *gasp* What are you doing here Poof Man?
The Incredible Poof: I'm not doing anything! *points an accusing finger at Lupin Lad* What are YOU doing here?
Lupin Lad: Hehe....er....I'm also...doing nothing.
Lupin Lad takes a step back....
Lupin Lad: Er...As you were....
The lights go off, Lupin Lad leaves, and The Incredible Poof continues doing whatever it is that he's doing......
THE NEXT DAY..... at breakfast in the Great Hall...
Malfoy boy: Well, i think last nights play went rather well, wouldn't you agree?
Super Snape: I think we did a splendid job! Here's to us!
They raise their glasses of Pumpkin juice, and then take a gulp....
Malfoy boy: What am i saying?!? I was bloody brilliant!!! The play would've been a total flop if it wasn't for me!!
Super Snape: And i'm gorgeous!! 'Nuff said!
Malfoy boy: Heh, don't flatter yourself, i think we all know who's the best looking out of the two of us....
Super Snape: Of course! Me!
Malfoy boy: Uh, no....
Harry: Actually, if you don't mind, i was the best!
Seamus: Nah uh! I was soooo in the zone!
Lupin Lad skips over to them...
Lupin Lad: Hi hi! What are we arguing about?
Super Snape: I'm gorgeous!
Harry: No! I am!
Lupin Lad: You silly people! You shouldn't argue! May i have some of that pumpkin juice?
Super Snape: Yeah, sure, knock yourself out!
Lupin Lad: *takes a gulp*
Harry: Hello??! *points to scar* Boy who lived! I own this school!
Lupin Lad: I am soooo damn sexier than all you lot put together!!
They all get into a huge arguement. Suddenly, the whole school is argueing with each other over who's the best.....
LATER THAT DAY AT HQ...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Malfoy boy: I'll get it!!! It's undoubtedly for me!
Super Snape: Oh puh-lease!
They scramble to reach the door. They both open it, and Admiral Important is standing there....
Admiral Important: Good Afternoo....
Malfoy boy: Oh. It's you. *Leaves the door and goes over to a mirror*
Admiral Important: How rude!! Anyway, did you know that a strange ...er.....thing has swept over the school!!! Everyone is full of themselves all of a sudden!!! Everyone has turned into an egomaniac!!!
Super Snape: I'm sure i haven't been affected, i'm too great....
Admiral Important: *raises an eyebrow* Right, whatever you say Super Snape. We need someone to create a antidote....
Super Snape: I'll do it!! I'm the potions master!! I ruuuule the schoool.....
Admiral Important: Well, actually, i was thinking of getting the.....
Super Snape: I'm on it! *closes the door in the Admirals face*.
LATER THAT DAY.....
Admiral Important: Thankyou for coming to help us, after we sent you to jail and all....
The Incredible Poof: Oh, it's my pleasure. I'd do anything to help improve my reputation. Not many people know that i'm an expert potion brewer.
Admiral Important: Well, do you have everything you need for the antidote?
The Incredible Poof: Yes thankyou.
Admiral Important: Good good. I'll just leave you to it then, totally unguarded and unwatched....
The Admiral leaves the room, and an evil grin spreads across The Incredible Poofs face. He takes out a bottle of ready made antidote from his robe pocket, and sits down, waiting patiently for the Admiral to come back and check on him in a couple of hours.
Meanwhile......
Super Snape: No, I'M the most respected Slytherin in this school!!
Malfoy boy: Nah uh!! I am!! I'm a Malfoy, and i'm damn fine!!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Super Snape opens the door, and the Admiral is standing there.
Admiral Important: Just thought i'd tell you, there's no need for you to make an antidote, i've....*peers into the room* You haven't even started anyway!!! What have you been doing!??!?
Super Snape: Look! I've got more important things to do than rush around saving the school every two minutes!
Admiral Important: Fine......i'll see you later.
Super Snape: You hope!
TWO HOURS AND TWENTY THREE MINUTES LATER....
Admiral Important: Oh thank goodness!! The Antidote!!! Everythings getting a bit out of hand around here!!
The Incredible Poof: Well, i'm just glad i could help. *smiles sincerely*
Admiral Important: I'll see to it that you're released from prison immediately! *walks out the room*
The Incredible Poof: *Mr Burns style* Excellent!
Soon the school is cured of the Vanity Bug, and Super Snape and Malfoy boy wonder who created the antidote....
Admiral Important: The Incredible Poof.
Super Snape: Wuh?
Malfoy boy: Huh?
Super Snape: Buh?
Admiral Important: Yes, and he's been released from prison.
Lupin Lad skips up to them....
Lupin Lad: I heard buh-ing, what's going on??
Malfoy boy: My Dad created the antidote, and now he's out of jail!!!
Lupin Lad: Antidote, eh? amazing spoooooons, eh?
~~~~~~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~~~~~~
Lupin Lad switches on the kitchen lights, and spots The Incredible Poof sprinkling something all over the food.
Lupin Lad: *gasp* What are you doing here Poof Man?
The Incredible Poof: I'm not doing anything! *points an accusing finger at Lupin Lad* What are YOU doing here, you handsome thing you?
Lupin Lad: Hehe....er....I'm also...doing nothing.
A blue pig floats by....
Pig: *sings* Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the Y M C A..... *floats away*
Lupin Lad takes a step back....
Lupin Lad: Er...As you were....
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Lupin Lad: Hehe, pig..... I MEAN!! The Poof!! He was the one that infected everything with the Vanity bug thingy!!!!
Admiral Important: Don't be an idiot!! Why would he do that, and then come up with the antidote??
Lupin Lad: Because....he's.....eeeeeviiillllll.....
Admiral Important: I'm going to get some dinner.....
Has The Incredible Poof gotten away with it this time? Is Lupin Lad the only one with a brain?!!?!!?
Find out in the next installment of :
SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY.
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I REALLY need Fanart for my site !! Please send me some!! Even if it's turd!! And if anyone wants to draw any characters from Super Snape and Malfoy boy, that would just be FANTASTIC!!!!!
Also, if you like these Adventures, you may like a similar series i've started writing: The Adventures of Mighty Merry and Parachute Pippin. It's not quite as good as Super Snape and Malfoy boy, but i made myself laugh whilst i was writing it!! lol!! Just go to my profile, and there'll be a link to it!
Stay Golden
Jenni Piech xxxx
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Deep beneath Hogwarts, well, in the dungeons, is the top secret Head Quarters for *Da da da daaa* SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY. Each week, SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY are given a special, and highly important task by someone special and highly important ( He is also very secretive, so he goes by the name of Admiral Important ).
Todays adventure : "THE VANITY BUG"
A mysterious cloaked figure stood in the kitchens. The school play had finished just over two hours ago, and most people were now tucked up in bed. The shady character was pouring something into the pumpkin juice, which was stored in the fridge. Then, he moved onto the cupboards, and started sprinkling a mysterious powder all over the food.
Suddenly, the lights switch on!
Lupin Lad: *gasp* What are you doing here Poof Man?
The Incredible Poof: I'm not doing anything! *points an accusing finger at Lupin Lad* What are YOU doing here?
Lupin Lad: Hehe....er....I'm also...doing nothing.
Lupin Lad takes a step back....
Lupin Lad: Er...As you were....
The lights go off, Lupin Lad leaves, and The Incredible Poof continues doing whatever it is that he's doing......
THE NEXT DAY..... at breakfast in the Great Hall...
Malfoy boy: Well, i think last nights play went rather well, wouldn't you agree?
Super Snape: I think we did a splendid job! Here's to us!
They raise their glasses of Pumpkin juice, and then take a gulp....
Malfoy boy: What am i saying?!? I was bloody brilliant!!! The play would've been a total flop if it wasn't for me!!
Super Snape: And i'm gorgeous!! 'Nuff said!
Malfoy boy: Heh, don't flatter yourself, i think we all know who's the best looking out of the two of us....
Super Snape: Of course! Me!
Malfoy boy: Uh, no....
Harry: Actually, if you don't mind, i was the best!
Seamus: Nah uh! I was soooo in the zone!
Lupin Lad skips over to them...
Lupin Lad: Hi hi! What are we arguing about?
Super Snape: I'm gorgeous!
Harry: No! I am!
Lupin Lad: You silly people! You shouldn't argue! May i have some of that pumpkin juice?
Super Snape: Yeah, sure, knock yourself out!
Lupin Lad: *takes a gulp*
Harry: Hello??! *points to scar* Boy who lived! I own this school!
Lupin Lad: I am soooo damn sexier than all you lot put together!!
They all get into a huge arguement. Suddenly, the whole school is argueing with each other over who's the best.....
LATER THAT DAY AT HQ...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Malfoy boy: I'll get it!!! It's undoubtedly for me!
Super Snape: Oh puh-lease!
They scramble to reach the door. They both open it, and Admiral Important is standing there....
Admiral Important: Good Afternoo....
Malfoy boy: Oh. It's you. *Leaves the door and goes over to a mirror*
Admiral Important: How rude!! Anyway, did you know that a strange ...er.....thing has swept over the school!!! Everyone is full of themselves all of a sudden!!! Everyone has turned into an egomaniac!!!
Super Snape: I'm sure i haven't been affected, i'm too great....
Admiral Important: *raises an eyebrow* Right, whatever you say Super Snape. We need someone to create a antidote....
Super Snape: I'll do it!! I'm the potions master!! I ruuuule the schoool.....
Admiral Important: Well, actually, i was thinking of getting the.....
Super Snape: I'm on it! *closes the door in the Admirals face*.
LATER THAT DAY.....
Admiral Important: Thankyou for coming to help us, after we sent you to jail and all....
The Incredible Poof: Oh, it's my pleasure. I'd do anything to help improve my reputation. Not many people know that i'm an expert potion brewer.
Admiral Important: Well, do you have everything you need for the antidote?
The Incredible Poof: Yes thankyou.
Admiral Important: Good good. I'll just leave you to it then, totally unguarded and unwatched....
The Admiral leaves the room, and an evil grin spreads across The Incredible Poofs face. He takes out a bottle of ready made antidote from his robe pocket, and sits down, waiting patiently for the Admiral to come back and check on him in a couple of hours.
Meanwhile......
Super Snape: No, I'M the most respected Slytherin in this school!!
Malfoy boy: Nah uh!! I am!! I'm a Malfoy, and i'm damn fine!!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Super Snape opens the door, and the Admiral is standing there.
Admiral Important: Just thought i'd tell you, there's no need for you to make an antidote, i've....*peers into the room* You haven't even started anyway!!! What have you been doing!??!?
Super Snape: Look! I've got more important things to do than rush around saving the school every two minutes!
Admiral Important: Fine......i'll see you later.
Super Snape: You hope!
TWO HOURS AND TWENTY THREE MINUTES LATER....
Admiral Important: Oh thank goodness!! The Antidote!!! Everythings getting a bit out of hand around here!!
The Incredible Poof: Well, i'm just glad i could help. *smiles sincerely*
Admiral Important: I'll see to it that you're released from prison immediately! *walks out the room*
The Incredible Poof: *Mr Burns style* Excellent!
Soon the school is cured of the Vanity Bug, and Super Snape and Malfoy boy wonder who created the antidote....
Admiral Important: The Incredible Poof.
Super Snape: Wuh?
Malfoy boy: Huh?
Super Snape: Buh?
Admiral Important: Yes, and he's been released from prison.
Lupin Lad skips up to them....
Lupin Lad: I heard buh-ing, what's going on??
Malfoy boy: My Dad created the antidote, and now he's out of jail!!!
Lupin Lad: Antidote, eh? amazing spoooooons, eh?
~~~~~~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~~~~~~
Lupin Lad switches on the kitchen lights, and spots The Incredible Poof sprinkling something all over the food.
Lupin Lad: *gasp* What are you doing here Poof Man?
The Incredible Poof: I'm not doing anything! *points an accusing finger at Lupin Lad* What are YOU doing here, you handsome thing you?
Lupin Lad: Hehe....er....I'm also...doing nothing.
A blue pig floats by....
Pig: *sings* Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the Y M C A..... *floats away*
Lupin Lad takes a step back....
Lupin Lad: Er...As you were....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lupin Lad: Hehe, pig..... I MEAN!! The Poof!! He was the one that infected everything with the Vanity bug thingy!!!!
Admiral Important: Don't be an idiot!! Why would he do that, and then come up with the antidote??
Lupin Lad: Because....he's.....eeeeeviiillllll.....
Admiral Important: I'm going to get some dinner.....
Has The Incredible Poof gotten away with it this time? Is Lupin Lad the only one with a brain?!!?!!?
Find out in the next installment of :
SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY.
___________________________________________________________
This is where i shamelessy advertise my stuff......
I REALLY need Fanart for my site !! Please send me some!! Even if it's turd!! And if anyone wants to draw any characters from Super Snape and Malfoy boy, that would just be FANTASTIC!!!!!
Also, if you like these Adventures, you may like a similar series i've started writing: The Adventures of Mighty Merry and Parachute Pippin. It's not quite as good as Super Snape and Malfoy boy, but i made myself laugh whilst i was writing it!! lol!! Just go to my profile, and there'll be a link to it!
Stay Golden
Jenni Piech xxxx
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