Flashback 3rd person POV

"Who knew this little girl would be the perfect container for the MMB" Dr. Kane states, taking out a small case. Inside it was a small bullet, tinted an odd shade of beige.

"But sir, are you sure you want to install X.X in her?" the nearby nurse asks, obviously nervous about the experiment.

"Don't fret Karen. She's in optimal condition" Kane coos, secretly impatient

"You only say optimal because you had hope for the other girl before she ran away…" Karen mutters, twirling a syringe.

"Just watch what this bullet can do, Karen"

BAM

Keiji's POV

Damn bugs following me. Who knew Konoha would find out I decapitated their comrades?

I feel Orochi on one of the boys. Wonder what that idiot's up to. I may be considered twisted, but the whole 'ultimate technique master' speech didn't tickle my fancy. Especially that chalk or whatever mess about mind and body energy.

Fuck wrong with ninjas nowadays….

I might as well get rid of them first, since Xandria and Maximum have time before I come for their lives.

None of this would've happened if Giotto hadn't ruined my famiglia. Because of him and his dumbass guardians, my life shattered and now I've been 24 for the past few decades, slowly having to carry out my vengeance.

Even though I've killed several hundreds of people, from top military officials to civilians, my heart still yearns for some warmth and comfort. I mean, it's too late for me now, but people don't realize that people like us need love and happiness too. We suffer a lot since we suppress these wonderful feelings in order to finish our duty…

Shit, it's happening again!

A-are these tears? Now? No no no no no not now, damn. What do I do, what do I do?

I'm at an amusement park. AMUSEMENT park. Being amused doesn't have to mean being happy right?

Enjoying myself will clear my mind a little before I drive some blades through those pesky ninjas.

Sasuke's POV

Damn Kakashi, giving me the boring ass look-out position. "Naruto's too impatient and childish" he said. "I gotta keep him in check" he said.

Great.

It's a nice day for some rides though. The sun is-

Eh?

Purple?

Is this genjutsu? I'm suddenly on guard, brandishing a kunai.

Slowly, the ground turns an awful shade of charcoal and cracks. Large chunks of earth break apart and fall. I activate my sharingan, even though fruit slice and the other dudes don't mold chakra.

"Are you ready Sasuke?" a voice says as the sky darkens.

I notice the park is practically gone.

Can genjutsu be made without chakra? I start jumping from rock to rock, trying to find this idiot.

"Hopefully you aren't as boring as the others" Mukuro snarls, appearing by a dark wind.

"hopefully you aren't as cowardly as the others" I answer, getting in a fighting stance. I was getting tired of just standing around anyways.

A trident appears in his hand and his right eye switches sign.

I fling some kunai at him, but he vanishes an instant before. He reappears behind me, so I spin and block his trident just in time with a special 3-point kunai Kakashi gave me.

Our rock starts falling faster, so I focus my chakra at my feet as I lunge forward and swing my right hand. He twirls the trident and knocks the shuriken out of my fingers.

I crouch down and swing my leg forward, hoping to trick him. He jabs the trident in the rock, making me ram my leg straight on it. A sharp pain shoots up to my hip as he uses his trident as support and manages to land a hard kick on my left cheekbone. I can hear my facial bones groan on impact.

Mukuro does a few flips backwards as his eye lights up, switching signs again. I jump off the rock in time to see a large serpent crash through it, breaking it in two. Since im in the air, the rocks zoom past me so I hover above where Mukuro is standing.

Perfect for a fire attack.

Fire style: fireball jutsu!

I exhale as a large burst of fire escapes my hand. I throw some more shuriken right after, to catch him off guard.

Latching onto some nearby rock, I pull out some paper bombs and throw them at the surrounding earth pieces.

Even if this is his genjutsu, nobody can outsmart an uchiha

Well, if nobody could, I wouldn't be in this genjutsu to begin with…

NOT THE POINT

I suddenly feel my feet get yanked as black vines wrap around my ankles and pull me down. My body goes sore as I get rag-dolled at the ground Mukuro's standing on.

He's still unharmed, damn. But he's the dumbass here.

"This is the end for you" he drawls, stabbing his trident into-

A log.

Chidori!

I manage to get him mid-turn as my electric hand hits him in the rib, sending him flying backwards at a rock

Katsu!

As soon as he lands, I activate the bombs.

I take deep breaths as I wait for the smoke to clear.

I hope I didn't kill him, since he's not the guy we're after and all.

"Hm, impressive but not good enough" I hear him call out.

How did he manage to survive that?!

He dashes out of the smoke, trident in hand. He has burn marks everywhere, bleeding in some places.

With only 4 kunai left, I take 2 out and we engage in an intense hand-to-hand combat.

I gotta get out of this genjutu somehow. But they don't use chakra, so stopping my pathway isn't going to help.

Maybe I should make…

A counter illusion?

Fire style: fire phoenix Jutsu!

Mukuro seems amused and stands still.

The fire whirls around him and shoots at me. I leap away seconds before it could stinge me.

Shadow clone jutsu!

I need some time to figure out a plan good enough to deceive him.

My sharingan is obviously more powerful than whatever visual prowess he has…

Maybe ill use the thing itachi taught me…

"you're simple-minded if you think you can trick an illusionist"

My heart momentarily drops as his breath touches my ear and his trident goes straight through-

A pack of crows.

The rocks start bursting into crows and the sky slowly starts turning red. Mukuro quickly loses his smirk as he sees his illusion fall. That's what he gets for underestimating Sasuke Uchiha.

Now with my chidori at max power, I can-

"geez, Sasuke I thought you were better than this. I leave you alone for a few moments and you're already putting someone on death row"

Kakashi?

He appears near Mukuro, where the special kunai was floating.

What the hell? Where did he come from? How'd he get in here?

Kakashi rubs his head as he turns to Fruit Slice, who's

Dissolving?

"I'm terribly sorry, he's socially inept and has weird ways of saying he wants to be your friend" Kakashi lies to him.

"Friend, huh? Tell him I'll be waiting to finish our playdate, than" Mukuro chuckles before transforming

Into a girl?

Kakashi catches the unconscious lady as I stop my illusion.

We're on a field behind the head-smasher.

"Why would you do that Sasuke? We're supposed to keep them out of this" Kakashi sighs, girl in arms.

"he started it. How'd you get in the illusion? And is he actually a girl?" I snap at once. Many things were bothering me about what just happened.

"Well the guy you attacked and this lady right here aren't the same person. They basically share bodies. As for how I got here… it's a magic trick" he answers. Why is he always withholding things from people?

"hm" I grunt as I walk off, pissed that I didn't get to show Pineapple how an Uchiha kills.

A/N: wow how long has it been since I've updated? Damn my writers block was bad.

Sasuke in this story still has Itachi btw.

Im also using a new writing style! Hopefully you like it more.

Keiji is an emotional trainwreck … almost bipolar?

Was the fight good? Im bad at action scenes.

Thanks for reading!