Me: HOPE EVERYONE'S READY!
Freddy: *yawns* I am not
Me: I DON'T CARE! AND WHOEVER PISSES ME OFF IS GOING TO BE *laughs insanely* IN MY-
Freddy: I didnt say anything
Me: good, also, if you all know 's Ask and Dare series, then you might know that he/she has closed it because of the rules which say that question and answers are not allowed, so I will not be doing anymore truths because those are kinda counted as question and answers, but that doesnt mean i am stopping the dares, they never mentioned that dares arent allowed. SO WITH THAT, LET'S CONTINUE!
~ Expected the unexpected ch-1~
~originals~
story: Hey Bonnie, I know people mistake you for a girl a lot-
Bonnie: AH LORD! *walks to the kitchen*
Chica: *rolls her eyes* I'll get him
~Toys~
story: what ... just happened?
TFreddy: oh ... my ... god ...
TChica: I don't think I'd like to have her as our night guard ...
TBonnie: *looks away* she sounds annoying
BB and JJ: you are more annoying than us
Mari: I agree
TBonnie: HEY!
Me: *whispers* I think I forgot to say that TBonnie is as annoying as hell
TBonnie: HEARD THAT!
~the guards~
Fritz: ... this girls is a crazy-
Jeremy: *covers Fritz's mouth*
Mike: ... I need to take lessons from her on how to survive while breaking animatronic heads ...
~Au~
Me: *silently reads* *in mind* ah i remember the first time I read this, I laughed like hell and my parents thought I was insane ... which I kind of am
~Expected the unexpected ch-5~
~Nightmares~
Nightmare: Steve? she is calling Phone guy Steve? how pathetic
NBonnie: why is Foxy counted out of this?
NBB: *shrugs*
~Plushies~
Fredbear plush: *doesn't even know what is going on*
Plushtrap: *same case*
Me: and we will never see them again in this dare
~Aftons~
Chris: dad whose Steve
William: it's just a name Arctic used
Jeffery: hmm ... our great-great-grandfather's name was Steve
Chris: oh yeah
~the ghosts~
Fredrick: but she never knew who wanted them dead *laughs evilly*
Cassy: oh will you just shut up
Ben: *laughs*
Mary: I'm hungry ...
Felix: THEN GO AND EAT YOU IDIOT!
Mary: that was really rude of you ...
Cassy: yes Felix that wasn't really nice of you to say
Felix: sorry ...
~Expected the unexpected ch-10~
~springs~
Fredbear: honestly I WOULD have freaked out at that bat thing but this? HAH! I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO WAS SCARED HERE! OTHERS WOULD HAVE
BEEN SCARED THINKING I WAS ABOUT TO THROW SOME EXPLODING PIZZAS ON THEIR FACES!
Springtrap: *After reading further* True, but if it were a meeting with the ghosts ... *points at the paragraph*
Fredbear: oh ... yes then I would have been a bit scared
~Au~
Me: you know, I got the idea of the names Felix and Fredrick from here, well, Fredrick from somewhere else but Felix? from here
~ghost kids~
Cassy: well, now she knows who really wanted to kill her
Fredrick: *ignores his sister*
Cassy: *sighs and throws the keyboard on his face*
Ben: so ... now how will we read?
Mary: Cassy borrowed Neon's laptop
Felix: oh
Everyone: *reads while Fredrick is in a world of pain*
~originals~
story: why do I feel so sorry for the ghosts
Bonnie: because the are about to suffer AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
others: *stare at him*
~Expected the unexpected ch-15~
~phantoms~
SFreddy: I'll crush you weak Jeti? ... what?
others: *shrug*
~ SL animatronics~
Baby: so ... will we be in this? ... just askin ... bleh ... but ... what if we won't be in this because ... she hates her ... what if-
Ballora: *shrugs* I hate her
FFreddy: you hate everyone
Ballora: SAYS MISS OVER PROTECTIVE!
FFreddy: ... is that a compliment ? ... or ... uh ...
~shadows~
Story: face the truth. I ... am ... YOUR NIGHT GUARD!
SFreddy: best dialoge ever
SBonnie: yeah *gives him a high-five*
~Expected the unexpected ch-20~
~toys~
toys: *get up and walk away*
me: HEY WAIT! GIVE THIS STORY A CHANCE! YOU DO LOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLLS BUT- ... damn ... looks like they are out of this dare as well ...
Puppet: YOU ARE SAFER THERE?! WAT?!
Me: hey even I think that you look like a clown ... why do you think I turned you into a humanoid? so you can remove that FRICKEN SCARY MASK
~Expected the unexpected ch-40~
~shadows~
SFreddy: *claps* this story has given these kids perfect names which are idiot #1, idiot #2 and idiot #3
SBonnie: we are proud of you Arctic, we are proud
SFreddy: not being sarcastic ... we are proud
~Expected the unexpected ch-50~
~everyone exept Neon~
everyone: *stares*
Freddy: ... THIS WOMAN IS SO CRAZY THAT SHE JUST BOOBY TRAPPED HER CO-WORKER'S HOUSE!
Me: *shrugs* these are one of the things that I like about this fanfiction, Ruby is so mindless and crazy, that she ... let's see how good my memory is, she hit Bonnie
with Betty, that is, her bat. She scared Goldie to hell, she is the biggest prankster I have ever met, we don't know what Hedy can turn a hairdryer into ... she almost threw a kid from the window, she knew there was a swimming pool below them, she pranked a few kids who were bullying uh ... I ... i forgot his name ... she used to cut her wrists, the kitchen went on fire when the kids tried to help her while she was sick, her parents died when she was 10, she hates science, i want to give her a high five for that right now-
Freddy: OKAY-OKAY NOW SHUT UP!
Me: *sticks my tongue out*
~ch-51~
~guards~
Jeremy: wait ... I know I am Hedy's sister in this fanfiction but if you go back in the uh 1-10 chapters or something, it showed that I was a dayguard so I knew how insane Ruby was ... how come I dont know how insane she was now?
Me: I asked her the same thing but she never answered *laughs* she must have forgotten then
Mike: wait Arctic is a she?
Me: duh, why do people confuse girls to be boys on the internet? is it because of our attitude? is it because of how we name our usernames? WHAT IS IT PEOPLE? WHAT?!
~Springs~
Springtrap: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I AM BACK PEOPLE!
Fredbear: *laughs* let's see how you act eh?
~Aftons~
Chris: so true, I would have shown complete terror if that had happened
Jeffery: ...
William: ...
Chris: ... was there something wrong about what I said?
Jeffery: ...
William: ...
Chris: ... ?
~ch-53~
~Springs~
Fredbear: exactly, SHE HAS A FREAKING SWORD! AND HEDY WANTS TO MAKE ME THE REF?! WAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Springtrap: *laughs at his friend* still wondering how you pulled off that puppy face
Fredbear: *makes a puppy face*
Springtrap: ... oh god ... ADORABLENESS OVER-LOAD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
~Au~
Me: Mercedes? my father told me that in Germany they named a few firls Mercedes, so I won't be THAT surprised but ... heh ... still sounds a bit funny to me
~shadows~
SFreddy: why is Mari so evil?
SBonnie: *shows him ask the expected the unexpected characters where uh ... i forgot that users name, asked why is puppet so evil*
SFreddy: oh ... also WHY AREN'T WE IN THIS FANFICTION YET?!
SBonnie: *shrugs*
~originals~
Freddy: tarantulas? *laughs evilly* thanks for the spider on your bed idea Arctic, now I can prank Neon AHAHHAHAHAH
Others: *stare and slowly bend down*
~springs~
Fredbear and Springtrap: *Stare at the screen*
Springtrap: uh ...
Fredbear: ... you were scarped metal ... uh ...
Springtrap: we did work together in the first ever diner...
Fredbear: until the bite happened ...
Springtrap: we both were the suits that William used ...
Me: ... they might have an emtional time now soooooo they are also out of this dare ...
~ch-54~
~originals~
5 words, the ghost kids are evil
~phantoms~
*agree*
~Aftons~
*agree*
~nightmares~
*agree*
~SL animatronics~
*agree*
~shadows~
*agree*
~the guards~
*agree*
~ghost kids~
Fredrick: WELL SORRY IF WE WERE THE ONES WHO WERE KILLED!
Cassy: I am evil *shrugs and leave*
Mary: *goes to the kitchen to make pizza*
Felix and Ben: *currently chasing Bonnie*
Me: OKAY SO IT'S TIME TO *looks at that other dare which I had to do in this* WATCH MARK PLAY THROUGH SL!
Other: oh boi, letz get ready
~after watching~
Freddy: one thing, Eggs Benedict
Bonnie: hehe, Mike is now an egg
Foxy:BIG OLD BAG OF DICKS?! OH MY F*CKING LORD
Chica: FOXY LANGUAGE!
TFreddy: Ashton? seriously?
TBonnie: hehe that suits him
TChica: really Tobon?
Mangle:
Puppet: the scooper room is ... weird
BB and JJ: that show is really weird
SFreddy: that's a revelation that has to go in second place
SBonnie: to what the f*ck i just saw on Ballora stage ... best rhyme ever
NFredbear: those ... things ... which ... okay those animatronics which look like little babies were as creepy as HELL!
NFreddy: agreed
NBonnie: especially those voices
NChica: someone is inside ...
NFoxy: but we also used to scare Chris with creepy voices
Nightmare: true, *laughs* but Mark's reaction was hilarious
Nightmarionette: Baby's voice is creepy ...
NBB: hehe, the how 'bout no part *laughs*
Fredbear: okay, I really did get scared when jumpscared Mark
Springtrap: hehe ... and I thought I was the only one ...
PFreddy: HEY MY ... FREDDY'S VOICE DOESN'T SOUND-
PFoxy: actually it does
PChica: hehhehehehhehe calm down
PBB: The shift complete thing looks hilarious
PMari: Lies? really Mark?
PMangle: didn't you make her just for me ... uh ... wow ... AND H-HOW THE HECK IS DYING IN THE VENT A FUNNY STORY?!
Fredbear plushie: that great ... great ... great ... voice ...
Plushtrap: I know right? Mark made a really hilarious face
FFreddy: haha, Ballora wasn't leaving him alone was she
Bonnie Puppet: hehehehe
FFoxy: THANKS FOR THE SHOCK MARK
Ballora: SEE! THEY ZAPPED US! THAT'S WHY I HATE EVERYONE! AND HOW DARE HE CALL ME DANCY PANTS!
Baby: 2 then 3 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 2 then 0 ... then 2 then 3 then 5 then 4 ... then 4 then 3 then 2 then 1 ... then she died ...
Ennard: he didn't find the private room when he did in part 4 ... and he already thinks that he is the king of five nights at freddy's ...
Chris:...
Charlie:...
Jeffery:...
Cassy:...
Fredrick:...
Mary:...
Ben:...
Felix:...
Leon:...
Fritz:Angsty team?
William: people have already made a remix of exotic butters AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Phone guy: aw they replaced me ... with some hand machine or something...
Mike: EGGS BENEDICT?! WHAT THE WHAT?! THERE WAS A PEICE OF PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT ON THE TOP LEFT!
Jeremy: the fan, it has gotten so much bigger ... oh dear lord ...
Me: *hiding under the desk* N-NO-NOPE! T-TOO AF-FR-AID O-OF B-BABT E-EVEN IF SH-SHE WA-S JU-ST SECRE-TY T-AKI-NG US T-TO THE SCO-OPER RO-OM AND N-OT JUMPSC-ARING U-US!
Guest: literal cancer
Me: ...