Author's Note: WARNING to all of readers! This oneshot contains violence scene, so read it at your own risk.
Also, this oneshot is inspired by Lele Pons' vine video title 'It doesn't always work for everyone' (with Anwar Jibawi, JoJoe and Arantza) Note that this oneshot is an AU (Alternate Universe) oneshot.
And lastly, this oneshot features Hunter Huntsman and Ashlynn Ella (a.k.a. Huntlynn couple). So enjoy reading! ;-)
Dexter and his roommate Hunter Huntsman were standing against the wall like they were cowboys. But they just got bored after hanging out with their friends Daring Charming, Sparrow Hood, Humphrey Dumpty and Hopper Croakington II.
As Hunter turned his head to look at something, he saw the girl who was walking. A girl who had strawberry blonde hair and dress with floral designs. Her name was Ashlynn Ella, daughter of Cinderella.
Hunter couldn't believe in his eyes that how beautiful she was, although he had a crush on her in a long time. But he wished she was his girlfriend.
As Ashlynn passed by the two boys, Hunter smacked her on the butt just for fun to make her gasp in shock. Then she turned around and saw Hunter who was smirking at her.
"I'm sorry, babe," he said, still smirking. "But I meant to spank you."
"No, it's okay, Hunter," she said with a big smile. "I honestly like it!"
"Woah! Really?"
"Yeah!"
Hunter couldn't help but felt the blush spreading over his cheeks. Just lucky for him, he wouldn't get trouble with her.
"So um... may I ask you a question?" she asked.
"Sure, go ahead," he said as he nodded.
Then Ashlynn was blushing when she took one of his hands to make Hunter's heart beat faster…
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… "Hunter, will you be my boyfriend?"
Shockingly, Hunter and Dexter couldn't believe what Ashlynn just asked: She asked Hunter to be his girlfriend, just because she was spanked by someone like Hunter himself?
"Uh... um..." Hunter said nervously. "Are you serious?"
"Yes. I mean, I know you have a crush on me, Hunter. And I like you too. So what do you say? Will you be my boyfriend?"
Nodding slowly in response, he smiled warmly at her.
"Yes, Ashlynn. Yes!" he said happily.
Ashlynn was about to say, Hunter kissed her passionately and she kissed him back.
Little did they know, Dexter widened his eyes at the sight in disbelief.
Dexter couldn't believe his roommate got a girlfriend instantly. Still being a single now, he wished he had a girlfriend especially his crush Raven Queen. He thought smacking the girl's butt (like Hunter did to Ashlynn) was the way to get a girlfriend with enough luck.
"So Ashlynn," Hunter suddenly said to her. "Wanna join me for hocus latte?"
"Sure," she replied, then kissing him on the cheek and smiling at him.
Then the couple walked away while holding each other's hands.
Now being alone, Dexter felt he was depressed a little. Although, he still had a plan to get a girlfriend in time.
Few minutes later, he saw another girl who was walking. A girl who had violet hair and multi-dark colored dress. Now he realized that girl was…
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"Okay, there she is!" he thought himself, preparing for his plan. "And good luck, Dexter."
Moments later, as his crush passed by him, he smacked her butt. But she suddenly gasped loudly…
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…not happily but angrily.
Turning around, Raven saw Dexter grinning at her sheepishly. She realized that he was the one who spank her in surprise.
"Hi, Raven," he said awkwardly while scratching the back of his head. "I'm sorry for spanking you, but I really meant to."
Hearing this, Raven's face was reddened as she walked towards him.
"You know what, Dexter?" she said, giving him a death glare.
"What?" he said in confusion as the chill sent down his spine.
But then…
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…she punched him on the face to knock him down.
"How dare you spank me?!" Raven yelled furiously.
Then she proceeded to beat him by punching and kicking him multiple times rapidly. And even she kicked him on the groin to make him groaned loudly in pain and stomped him on the chest and back with her both feet to make much worse for him.
"Aah! Help me!" Dexter yelled in agony. "Somebody help me!"
"Shut up, you pervert!" she yelled at him angrily, still beating him.
However, she just punched, kicked and stomped him in two minutes straight.
After that, she was proud of herself for what she did to him. But Dexter couldn't believe that Raven actually hated being spanked by someone like him. Even worse for him, he had no luck to get her to be his girlfriend.
"So Dexter," she said, looking at him while smirking and crossing her arms. "If you will spank me again, I swear to fairy godmother I will turn you into a bug, and I will squash you to death. Do you understand me?!"
"Y-Y-Yes, R-Raven," he stuttered while nodding in fear. "And I-I'm s-sorry."
"Good!"
Before leaving, she kicked him one more time on the groin to make him scream in pain. Finally, she flipped her hair and walked away.
"Oh, crap!" Dexter groaned loudly while rubbing his groin with his both hands. "I think my balls were deflated again!"
Author's Note: Man, I can't believe how mean Raven is and how unlucky Dexter is! And just because you saw something that it works for someone doesn't mean it works for you instantly! XD
By the way, note that the last sentence on this chapter is almost the same as the last one on third oneshot 'The Ridiculous Question'.
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Also, watch Lele Pons' vine video title 'It doesn't always work for everyone' on this youtube link: watch?v=DoafOokmT4c
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