I don't own any content of Lost Boys. I only own Erika, Adam LeRoy, and Britt.
Erika opened the kitchen door a crack, to see what was going on outside. Almost everyone was not seen except for Sam and Micheal, and Dwayne.
She closed the door softly not to be noticed and leaned against it.
Erika was breathing heavily, when she began to hear screams from the floor above.
"What the hell?"
BAM
The back door fell down, from an effortless kick from the beautiful yet dangerous, Britt, making Erika jump with another yelp.
"Knock knock!" Britt yelled.
Erika screamed and began crawling away.
"Oh goodie, I get to kill the bitch!" Britt growled as she picked Erika by her ankles and threw her across the dinner table, knocking over the candle holders.
Erika groaned, "Well that wasn't very nice," Erika paused, "Okay, my turn." Erika reached for her squirt gun to find that it flew out of her back pocket."
Britt turned her head to the squirt gun, lying next to the door, "Is this yours?" Brittany laughed and grabbed it, "Too bad." She tossed it behind her.
"You will die," Erika panted, "Just like the rest of you blood sucking demons will."
Britt scoffed, "Keep dreaming, cause in a few minutes, you'll be dieing a slow and painful death."
Erika looked around the kitchen, realizing she was surrounded by knives, metal things, stoves.
"If you were planning to kill me you'd spend less time talking." Erika rolled off the table and grabbed a large steak knife.
"But killing you right away would take the fun out of everything." Britt tried to grab the knife from Erika.
The girls fought for the knife using all their strength, Britt having the advantage with her vampiric strength.
Erika managed to kick Britt away and to get the table between them.
Britt laughed with pure evil, "Silly child," She floated up and onto the table, "You can't kill me."
"I'll die trying," Erika shouted, and finally built up enough courage to do something completely brave and totally stupid.
"That's what I like to here." Britt licked her lips.
Erika jumped on the table and stabbed Britt's arm.
Britt screamed in pain, and growled at Erika.
Without warning, the plumbing exploded, making the girls jump.
Brittany was now furious and lifted Erika by her neck.
She tightened her grip,"Your friends just don't know when to stop, do they?"
"They'll stop when all you things are exterminated." Erika struggled to get out of Britt's choke.
"Well that wasn't very nice." Britt mocked, throwing Erika across the room at an oven.
Erika moaned in pain and was tired of being tossed around like a rag doll. Erika rubbed the back of her head then look at her blood stained fingers.
When Erika's focus changed to Brittany, it was not pretty. Her teeth were now fangs and the somewhat innocent face was replaced with a hideous monster.
Erika was in some much pain and had already seen this it wasn't worth the scream. Britt pounced off the table and pinned Erika's neck.
"Any last words?" Britt grumbled.
"Just a few," Erika's hand reached under her, "Is there something in your eye?" She pulled out her hand revealing the gun Britt threw and shot holy water straight into her amber eyes.
Britt screamed in pain as her eye began to disintegrate and turn to a thin white liquid.
Erika tried to push the vampire, but Britt wouldn't budge.
When Britt was done screaming, and was really pissed, she uncovered her missing eye socket and begun to choke Erika.
Erika's vision was going to black and was wiggling to get free. During this struggle to survival, Erika fist slammed on the oven door behind her, causing it to open and Britt's head, rendering Britt temporarily unconscious.
Erika took the opportunity and slid out from underneath and was about to make a run for it. But then she looked down at the knocked out Britt and sighed in frustration.
"God damn it." Erika dragged Britt by the wrists and tossed her into the oven.
Erika turned it on, and at the exact same second, Britt woke up and was furious.
"Hm, rare or well-done?" Erika asked herself as a joke. Britt responded with screaming, "Over-cooked." She declared and ran out.
Erika was up the stairs and silently opened the door to Sam's room.
"Edgar..." Erika called in a whisper, "Alan..."
Something's hand wrapped around Erika's head and covered her mouth.
"Shh." The brothers hushed.
Erika pried the hand away from her face, "Oh no, I'm fine, thanks for asking!" Erika whispered sarcastically.
"Shh!"
Erika rolled her eyes. "What was all that screaming up here?" She asked.
The brothers looked at each other and pointed to the bathroom.
"Oh you're going with the blame it on the dead thing, aren't you?" Erika laughed.
Foot steps rushed up the stairs.
The brothers took each side of the doorway and Erika crouched in the shadows.
Someone emerged out of the hallway right before having stakes pointed at him, "Whoa, whoa, guys it's me!" Sam whispered.
Edgar and Alan pulled Sam away from the doorway and Erika got off the floor and sat down on the bed.
"Are you okay?" Edgar checked wary of any bite marks.
"I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow." Sam informed as they walked over to the bed when he noticed Erika, "Hey what's that on your cheek?" Sam pointed to a bead of white on Erika's cheek, and without a beat, "Eye milk." She replied.
Sam jerked his hand away and shivered.
Alan just ignored that disturbing detail,"Well, all right, Sambo!"
"We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister." Edgar said in pride.
"Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!" Alan obviously getting too much joy in this.
"Well," Edgar shrugged, "Nanook helped a little." He admitted.
Erika raised her hand, "I cooked the angry chick." She informed.
"Death to all vampires!" Alan stated.
"Maximum body count!" Edgar said, "We are awesome monster bashers!" Edgar added.
"The meanest!"
"The baddest!"
"No better slayers than us!" Erika exclaimed.
They stuck their hands in the middle one by one and put up the 'Rock' sign with the other.
Suddenly the mattress exploded and as Laddie jumped through it screaming like a maniac causing the four to fall off onto the floor. Laddie ran across the room to the corner, trampling on Alan's chest on the way. He groaned in pain then looked over at what just stepped on him.
"Holy shit! Attack of Eddie Munster!" Alan yelled.
"Get him!" Edgar commanded.
The four jumped up and charged at the little demonic kid.
"Wait!" Erika screamed when she recognized Laddie.
Star jumped out of a closet and stood between Laddie and Edgar, Alan, Erika, and Sam. "Stop! Get away from him! Just stay away from him!" Star shouted. "He's just a little boy." Star pouted.
Laddie flung his arms around trying to get to the four who were staring at him. Erika cocked her head to the side trying to figure out where the 'boy' was.
It took them awhile to calm Laddie down, but he did once Sam dug out a Hershey bar from his suit and got a nap.
"We're only half vampires, we hadn't made a kill, I swear." Star stated as she was being interrogated by the Frog brothers.
"Guys, Star took care of me when my dad was at work. I know her. She doesn't lie." Erika stepped in.
"I even tried to warn Micheal but he didn't listen to me." Tears began to rain from her eyes.
"Wait..." Sam looked around noticing something missing, "Where is Micheal?"
Star gasped, "David is still alive!"
"We have to help Micheal!"
Everyone shot out the door in a second.
They ran down the stairs and split up to look for Micheal.
"Where is he? Where is he? Where's Micheal." Sam kept whispering repetitively.
"Guys, there's David." Erika pointed out.
There he was. A lifeless David lying on a table in the taxidermy room with antlers sticking out his chest.
The four sprinted over to the taxidermy room doorway and stopped, alert of any sudden movements.
"Get away, Sam." Micheal warned, all heads turned towards the origin of the voice and saw Star, and barely Micheal.
"Micheal what's wrong?" Sam asked.
"I said, get away!" Micheal repeated angry.
"What's the big deal? You destroyed the head vampire! It's all over." Edgar stated.
Micheal told them with a grim voice, "Nothings changed."
"He's right I don't feel any different." Star whimpered.
"Then there's still one more." Edgar looked disappointed, and looked at his brother and friends as they all wondered who it could be.
"Sam! Micheal!" Lucy called from outside.
"I'll handle mom, you get rid of the bodies." Sam ran to the door as Edgar, Alan and Erika walked into the living room as Lucy's calls came closer.
Everyone awaited nervously for Lucy to come in and see the bloody mess.
"Sam! Micheal!" Lucy walked in and looked round, Max following right behind her.
Everyone swarmed Lucy as they tried to come up with a story to explain what happened.
"We can explain this Ms Emerson,-" Alan said.
"Remember that food fight me and Micheal had last year,-" Sam said.
"This has nothing to do with a food fight," Edgar admitted, "I'm the head Frog here,-"
"Flunkies from Santa Carla High crashed this place, technically it was self defense."
Everyone was yelling over each other at Lucy saying a different story each.
"Why does it smell like something burnt in here?" Lucy asked, everyone still trying to tell their story.
"Well that could either be A. Something burned in the oven. Or B. The stereo exploded." Erika explained.
All these questions popped up, when they heard the front door open again.
"What's going on?" Mister LeRoy scanned all around the room.
"Dad!" Erika was shocked, "Wow, look big gathering. What are you doing here?" Erika ran to her dad while the boys tried to distract Lucy.
"I came home, went into my room to take a nap, rooms a mess, you're missing, my pocket knife is missing- Seriously Erika, this worries a parent."
Erika realized the pocket knife was missing, and mouthed the only words she could think of, "Shit."
"What's going on here?" Lucy yelled over the voices.
"Yes Erika, do explain." Mister LeRoy stared at his daughter as she tried to act innocent (Innocence: Not working)
The kids began to raise hell again with their explanations and stories until Lucy had it, "That's enough! I don't want to hear another word from any of you until I talk to Michel!"
"I'm sorry Lucy, This is all my fault." Max admitted confusing everyone, "David and my boys misbehaved. I told you, boys need a mother."
"I knew it, you are the head vampire!" Sam hissed.
"Sam don't start this again!" Lucy warned her son with a glare.
"Head V-... Start this again-... What is going on here?" Adam got confused.
"Max here, is the leader of a gang of vampires who tried to kill us!" Sam informed.
Lucy warned again, "Sam!"
"You're the secret David was protecting." Star accused, just walking out of the taxidermy.
"Who's this?" Lucy asked referring to Star.
"But you passed the test." Alan pointed a stake at Max.
Max turned his attention to the kids, "Don't ever invite a vampire into your house silly boy, it renders you powerless."
"Did you know that?" Sam turned his head to Edgar.
"Of course. Everyone knows that."
"Has everyone gone crazy here? What's the matter with all of you?" Lucy demanded, looking at everyone.
"I agree, this is ridiculous." Mister LeRoy.
"Look, I know this seems crazy, and that vampires are only myths. But in this case, they are far from the fictional." Erika explained, keeping one eye on Max.
"It was you I was after all along, Lucy." Max flattered.
"What?"
"I figured if I could get Sam and Micheal into the family, there's no way you could say no." Max explained.
Lucy then demanded,still not believing this nonsense, "Where's Micheal?"
"It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big happy family. Your boys," Max paused, "And my children." Max turned around.
"Great, the blood sucking Brady Bunch!" Edgar exclaimed as he readied his stake in a defense position.
"But I still want you, Lucy," Max spun back around with a hideous vampiric face and flashed his tongue. Sam and Lucy screamed while everyone else gasped, "I haven't changed my mind about that." Max assured.
"But I still have to get rid of certain competition." Max turned his head and stared at Adam with an evil look in his eye.
Adam was speechless with most likely fear.
"I didn't invite you this time, Max."
Everyone turned their head to Micheal. His eyes a bright yellow.
Micheal charged at Max, who simply threw him aside.
Star grabbed a pole near the fire place and ran at Max with the pole in front of her, only to be pushed down.
The Frog brothers both charged for an attack but were thrown to the floor.
"No one pushes around my friends and even thinks about making my daddy dinner." Erika threw a round house kicked, just for Max to grab her by her ankle.
"Erika!" Edgar screamed.
Max tossed Erika, and she landed right onto Edgar.
"Listen Max, you hurt my daughter, that is not okay. But you should also know, I don't like Lucy in that way!" Adam explained.
Doing no luck, "Don't bother Adam, I can read your thoughts." Max grabbed Adam by the collar and threw his threw the staircase.
"Dad!" Erika whimpered.
Max held out his hand to Lucy, "Live forever, Lucy. You told me this is what you wanted. You can now take care of your children forever."
"Don't you dare touch my mother!"
Sam tried to tackle and Max pulled him into a strangle.
"Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight."
"Mom! No! Don't do it, mom! Don't do it!" Sam yelled as he struggled to break free.
Everyone watched as Sam's life was being threatened by each second.
"Sam..." Lucy whispered.
"Mom, no!"
Lucy gave Max her hand, reluctantly choosing to give up her humanity and life to save her son.
The Frog brothers and Erika looked down to the ground, saddened that they have failed. But that wasn't the worse part of it. They were about to lose a friend.
"Sam!" Lucy began to cry, as Max attempted to bite her neck.
Everyone's head shot up when they heard the most strangest thing. The horn of grandpa's car blew, and it was getting closer.
"Get out of the way!" Alan and Edgar yelled, Edgar pulling back Erika.
In a blink of an eye, grandpa's car came crashing through the wall.
Micheal, out of nowhere, pushed Max into flying stakes of doom that were launched from grandpa's car.
Max flew and fell into the fireplace with a lit fire, and exploded into flames.
Edgar and Alan put on goggles while everyone else covered their eyes. Erika hid her face into Edgar's shoulder.
When it was finally over. Tears of joy were shed.
"You okay?" Edgar tapped on Erika's shoulder, who's head was still buried in his jacket.
Erika's head sprung up, "Yeah..." She paused and looked him right in the eyes and smiled, "Yeah, I'm fine."
Laddie came down from his nap, "Star! Star!" He shouted as he ran down.
"Oh Laddie!" Star and Laddie engaged in a hug.
"Is everyone okay?" Micheal asked.
"Oh Micheal."Lucy said with joy, "Oh my boys." Lucy hugged her sons.
Edgar leaned over to his brother, "How much you think we should charge them for this?" he asked his brother who laughed.
Erika playfully elbowed Edgar in the gut and laughed.
A moan from the stair case caught their attention.
Erika gasped, "Dad!" Erika ran over, as did everyone else as they pulled the planks off of him.
He was covered in splinters and blood.
He moaned again.
"He's alive!" Erika cried with joy and hugged her dad.
"Of course punkin, it's going to take a lot more then a stair case to kill your dad." Adam smiled, as he tried to sit up when everyone got startle by a sudden crack, "But a stair case will break some bones."
Everyone chuckled, including Adam.
Lucy turned around, "Dad," She said emotionally, to find him gone, "Dad?" The Emersons walked into the kitchen.
"Why do I smell like bacon?" Adam moaned.
"Max exploded." Edgar explained.
"Okay." Adam sprung up a thumbs up.
Erika tapped on Edgar's arm, and motioned him to follow her.
Alan nodded at his brother and tried to help a 162 pound Adam up.
Erika led Edgar onto the porch.
"I see what's going on now, Edgar." Erika crossed her arms and smirked.
Edgar leaned against the wooden pole, "You do?"
"Kind of obvious when this is lying around in the comic store trash can." Erika pulled out the grocery list from her pocket and handed it to Edgar. "You should really watch what you write down on a grocery list."
"How does everyone keep getting this?" Edgar wondered aloud which made Erika laugh.
"That's why you didn't want me to be a vampire. You liked me." Erika poked.
"Yeah, just a bit." Edgar lied.
"Listen-" Erika paused, "I like you to." Erika smiled, and held his hand.
They stood their awkwardly, until Edgar slowly placed his hands on Erika's cheeks, and leaned in for the kiss.
When they pulled back, they smiled at each other.
"Hey! A little help here!" Alan shouted from the inside.
A/N: This is the part where you say "Aww" but still cheer. But I'm sad this is the last chapter (Or is it? He he!). Please review!