-.-.-Unadulterated Supernatural Crack-.-.-
Summary: A collection of crack drabbles based on the "What would Dean say if…" thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
14: Impala trouble
WWDSI the impala wouldn't play cassettes anymore and demanded to have a CD player installed before it went all Christine on their asses?
Dean: Come on baby, you know they sound better on tape... taps the buttons to try and play the tape
Cassette makes weird noise and Sam leans in through the window.
Sam: What you doing Dean?
Dean: She won't play the cassette.
Sam: Maybe she's sick of rock.
Dean: NO! She's isn't sick of rock! She just wants a CD player instead...
Sam: brightens up Oh really? runs off to the store
Dean: Please... You do remember the end of Christine right? He died... you want me to die? Plus the car was red and I know how sexy you look in black...he begs and taps again, it starts smoking
Dean: Oh come on! You know the only reason I have cassettes is so Sammy can't play that pussy music he has on CD's... think about it baby, you've heard what he plays on that laptop, you really want that blaring through your speakers??
smokes stops and Iron Maiden starts playing
Dean: That's my girl... now we just gotta make sure he doesn't find any shops that sell pussy music cassettes.
Sam appears back at the car holding a large box and several CD's
Sam: You fixed it?
Dean: Her... Sammy! SHE is not and IT. And no... I just did a little persuading... she fixed herself.
Sam: Oh...